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Can't Tom Brady Get a High Five?

tombradyhighfive

NO // //

Tom Brady,Patriots,NFL,High Five

tom brady

tom brady and the internet

ytmnd

Yolandi DGAF if you like it, she'll smash your face n still lookin' all cute.

wannathigh

wanna get // // HIGH?

yolandi,yolandi visser,die antwoord,die,get high,wanna get high,high,afrikaans,skinny,dopey,yellow contacts,alien eyes,blond hair,hip hop,fatty boom boom

Die Antwoord Responds To Comments About "Fatty Boom Boom" (Gif found at Senor Gif--which was awesome because it was what i was gonna make anyway)

Die Antwoord Responds To Comments About "Fatty Boom Boom" run through whatever youtube to mp3 site

blingee

gotsmoke

// // SHIT

pilleater,blingee,weed,ganja

urbanstreetz.com

blingee

savage - swing

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Black stripe, yellow paint Them niggas scared of it, but them ho's ain't Soon as I hit the club look at them ho's face Hit the pedal once, make the floor shake Suede insides, my engine roarin' It's the big boy, you know what I paid for it And I got the petal to the metal Got you niggas checkin' game, I'm ballin out on every level Hear them haters talk But there's nothing you can tell 'em Just made a million Got another million on my schedule No love for a nigga breakin' hearts No keys, push to start Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Got a call from my jeweler, this just in Bitches love me 'cause I'm fuckin' with their best friends Not a lesbian, but she a freak though This ain't for one night, I'm shinin' all week, ho I'm sippin' Cliquot and rockin' yellow diamonds So many rocks up in my watch I can't tell what the time is Got a pocketful of big faces Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with tailored Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Stay high like how I'm supposed to do That crown underneath them clouds can't get close to you And my car look unapproachable Super clean but it's super mean She wanna fuck with them cats, smoke weed, count stacks Get fly, take trips and that's that, real rap I let her get high, she want and she feel that Convertible drop fill, '87 and the top peel back Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Yeah, yeah, uh huh, you know what it is You already know what it is, man And if you don't, you should by now Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow

goml

Get on my level. // //

Wiz,Khalifa,Level

Google.

Youtube.

It's a fucking milligram of sweetener. I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my fucking oatmeal.

brycedance

BATMAN

BAAAAAAAAAAAATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Rusty is both the greatest and worst author of all time. Simply because he is always getting ready to get stoned high on weed.

rustyisthemoonwarrior

Getting ready // to get // stoned high on weed!

stoned,high,moonwarrior,moon,warrior,rusty,nugent,weed,stoned high on weed

A few years back I bought one of the worst books I have even read off of amazon. The book was called Moonwarrior and was about warrior werewolves. I blasted it in a review on goodreads and the author thanked me. When I look at his account page I could not stop laughing. This is a picture of the author and the actual caption that goes along with it.

This is another picture of the author "showing off his sexy chest!!"

I have had this sound clip for ages. I cannot remember where I downloaded it from. But I am pretty sure it originates from the 90's animated Spider-Man show in the episode with Doctor Strange. This quote is from Doctor Strange's archenemy Baron Mordo. I thought it went well with the picture.

lil ugly mane

smokingblunts

high,,weed

lil ugly mane

lil ugly mane

lil ugly mane

santabot wants to get high so he gets drugs from partyy mouse

santabotdrugss

partyy mouse santabot drugs sexy drugs pimp thug rap

santabot and partyy mouse

artist-III AL Skratch song-where my homies

partyy mouse gets high with a blunt

mouseblunt

partyy mouse funky gangsta pimp mack

partyy mouse hangs out with a ghetto homie

partyy mouseee

artist-mc eight song-going out like a g

partyy mosue gets high by smoking lots of and lots of chronic

partyymousetimeee

partyy mouse funky gangsta thug pimp mack

partyy mouse loves smoking chronic

partyy mouse is a true gangsta

artist-master p song-trust nobody

aphro diddy

girugaross

bob ross,5 on it

666

kkk

MOUSE TIME

mousehigh

partyy mouse pimp thug hustle gangsta thug mack,o dog menace II society

partyy mousseee

partyy mouse gets wasted with some negros on the block

artist-westside connection song-do you like criminals

moon man gives a jew child drugs so he can ruin her life and get her addicted kkk

moonmanjeww

moon man jew kkk magic school bus janet cheese

moon man kkkk

moon man wants to get jew children high

artist-5th ward song-gangsta funk

LOL!

forgotpolandday

VADRE SMOKES WEEDE FOR // FORGOT POLAND DAY AND // GETS HIGH 4/20 LOL

VOTE 5

Stolen

Vadrehat - NOOOOOOOOO Ride

dino spumoni is a legendary singer from the show hey arnold.lets listen to his all time classic hit.it is a musical masterpiece

dinospumoniarnold

trippin with dino // //

dino spumoni hey arnold singer my trippin psychadelic drugs last bow wacka wacka wow

lets get high with dino spumoni

dino spumoni from hey arnold creates an awersome song.the man is a genius

song-wacka wacka wow wow artist-dino spumoni

Nerds get high when pigs fly.

thegoldmansite

// VOTE 5 //

johnnylurg

The Barney Bunch

The Barney Bunch

it's shit. high isnt' a food. or a descriptor word for food. it can't describe food, food can't be high, eventhoughpot is food, and you can get high, you dont describe how the food effects you, you describe what the food tastes like or looks like or smells like. none of those things can high be used to show.

highfructosecornsyruphfcs

high fructose corn syrup,hfcs,high

drew that shitttt w. paint

uh

Chances are, there aren't that many YTMND users that have played Shrink High, but for those who have, they'll most likely understand the significance of this pic. I know this references a rather terrifying time for me in the game. It WAS optional to experience it though, but when I did, I was glad to finally be done with it (given about a dozen tries). What I found funny is that on my way back home, when this idea came in my head to do this, I saw some h.s. runners running down the street. Another coincidental, yet terrifying memory! You really got to get yourself a copy of the game, to get this reference. If you like GTS 'n' anime, I'll PM you how to get the game, if interested. There really wasn't much of a reward for doing said option, other than a fine [NSFW] shot, and living to tell about it. Believe it or not it took me about half a day's time to assemble this, not to whine, but I feel a bit rewarded for doing this, as I haven't made a YTMND site for a loooong time. The music on this site is a slight step up from the playback you hear in the actual game (thank you Direct MIDI to Mp3 for that), but when you do hear this in the game, you're about to experience the reference (if you can FIND it that is, heehee).

shrinkhighshoes

My Apologies // if this Brings Back // Traumatizing Memories

Hentai

Kbgm

bugs and two hillbillies get baked in a barn

bbandhbgethigh

google images

google images

warner bros. and original recordings

Have you ever known someone who had a horrible freshman year roommate? Maybe he practiced Black Out Tuesday and Wasted Wednesday, or maybe he yelled at his overseas clanmates playing World of Warcraft 24/7. Well whatever the case, we're here to make sure that doesn't happen to you. Here at BunkMatch.com, we take the profiles of high school seniors and pair them with the roommate of their dreams. We'll make sure that special person is the one you go to the dining hall with everyday, and the one you can confide in about your failed orgo exam and failed romantic encounters. We'll make sure that's the person who will be there for you when you get an A- instead of an A, and when you don't get that prized internship at Bain&Company. But most importantly, we'll make sure you don't get raped.

bunkmatch

bunk,match,bunkmatch,,college,roommate,freshman,high school seniors,don't get raped

Word art

Stock

Self-recorded

Bayside High's principal, Mr. Belding, Gets a boner while watching his students.

BaysideHigh

Mr. Belding // Is Feeling // NAWTY

Saved by the bell, SBTB,Kelly Kapowski,sexy

Saved by the bell

Freaky Fred - Courage Cowardly Dog

A cat can't believe how awesome butthole on a yellow blanket is.

flehmen5

flehmen,cat,yellow butthole blanket

Getting High Off Anal Residue - Abridged Version

Getting High Off Anal Residue - Abridged Version

Daft Punk - Tron Legacy

sailor moon does too much crystal meth

sailormoonmeth

sailor moon funny cute sex drugs happy extreme excellent money

sailor moon gets too high

partty and bullshit

420get high

legalizemeth

420tmnd

stephanies bong rip moment

revisited - this is like a flashback this is like a dream this is like all the things you can fit inside a memorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

fdgsdfgsdfg

iwanttogethighsohigh

high

Tell Bill Clinton to go and inhale

dfgdsfgsdfg

Cypress Hill

An assistant principle shows who is really the boss.

boombitch

fat,bitch,girl,knocked,shoved,pushed,over,principal,assistant,high,school,move,get,out,the,way,laid

Original video.

Ludacris- Move Bitch. Inspired by faizal5k

bihl coast-bobby learns how to AOL but then marty mcfly happens

just-because

ardy/ytmnd!com

One time I went over to ardy's house, but he was high and crack and answered the door naked. He then chased me down the street screaming racial obscenities with foam coming out of his mouth while throwing raw hotdogs at my back. I turned around for a brief second to get a look at his noods and a wet hotdog hit me in the eye giving me a severe infection.

heh

babies sleep 14 hours a day and get high the other 12 houers WAKE N BAKE MANNNNNNNNNNN

babysmokerz

officer that's not my weed, that weed is for my baby, you can't arrest me my baby needs his weed, 240

woah dude

college radio

:/

bakednotfried

Tommy Gavin, baked, weed, fozzy bear, yoda, towelie, you wanna get high?, don't forget to bring a towel!

Rescue Me, Google (Yoda, Fozzy Bear, Towelie)

Google

Afroman - Because I Got High

YOUR MY LADY OF THE MORNING

timlady

styx tim weed pot head marajuana fuck sampson

Tim loves to get high and listen to Styx

Fuckin smoking the bong mother fucker