?Never Going to Give you Up - Rick Astley (Speed u... |
foxnews |
(2.00) |
1,112 |
2014-05-11 |
description:
Small little webpage of rick astley's hit song: Never Going to Give You Up. the song has been modified to be speed up.
domain:
nevergoingtogiveyouupspeedup
site text:
Rick Astley // As a // Women
keywords:
Rick Astley,speed up,never going to give you up
fg image origin:
Picture was found on http://www.dafk.net/what/
bg image origin:
background is from https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&docid=Zjm_P6ST2wGnlM&tbnid=5rVKgRffTk30pM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=https%3A%2F%2Freadtapestry.com%2Fstory%2Fcontainer%2FmYLC9ddiH%2F&ei=6f9vU-rsMsuiyATX8oLQAQ&psig=AFQjCNEUfvl3QZpzeRMg-Knfg1GzHDG-zw&ust=1399934522054846
sound origin:
Sound was a speed up version of Rick Astley's Never Going to Give You Up
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?The unfunny truth about the people who are going t... |
woman |
(2.33) |
969 |
2014-05-11 |
description:
Vote 5, please.
domain:
redblade7
site text:
YOU ARE A LIAR! // //
fg image origin:
YTMND
sound origin:
Stolen
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?its going down imm yelling tinder |
ismellpussy |
(2.00) |
400 |
2014-05-05 |
description:
OXXOZZ
domain:
eweewww
fg image origin:
&
bg image origin:
98
sound origin:
&*())
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?Pavement Bee |
QuintonHeckroth |
(2.33) |
352 |
2014-05-05 |
description:
When life gets you down and you feel like you just can't go on anymore, just know that Pavement Bee has it worse.
domain:
pavementbee
fg image origin:
A dead bee found on the pavement.
bg image origin:
A title of dead bees found on the pavement.
sound origin:
Untitled - Simple Plan
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?What's REALLY going on... |
DrewMac |
(1.50) |
567 |
2014-05-04 |
description:
I'M POSSESSED!!!
domain:
whatsreallygoingon
keywords:
innerspace,quaid,martin,short
fg image origin:
Innerspace
sound origin:
Innerspace/Dense Kwauit
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?(nsfw) Did you miss this other gem from Donald St... |
Thunderwing |
(2.33) |
1,889 |
2014-05-03 |
description:
In his racist (or was it instead, or partially, sexual-insecurity based) rant, the soon-to-be former owner of the Clippers, Donald Sterling, also suggests that the nation of Israel is racist toward black people, similar to racism black people in the U.S. faced before the Civil Rights Act of 1963 was passed. I think this accusation is worth investigating, and, if true, the corrupt Israeli government MUST BE PRESSURED INTO ENSURING THAT ALL ISRAELI CITIZENS, REGARDLESS OF RACE, BE GRANTED EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TO SUCCEED IN ISRAELI SOCIETY!
Please also note that I am not saying that Jews are racist, but that the corrupt Israeli government has a lot to answer for, similar to other corrupt national governments like those of Uganda, Iran, and, yes, the United States of America. I'm also not denying that Sterling is a racist piece of crap because he is. But there's more going on than just his racism here. I also think Sterling leaked this himself to accelerate any sales of the Clippers so he can offload them as quick as possible to retire as quick as possible, and really does not care what the public thinks of him.
domain:
donaldsterlingisraelracism
keywords:
no agenda,adam curry,john c dvorak,donald sterling,clippers,israel,racism,segregation,nba,leak,corruption
fg image origin:
http://noagendaartgenerator.com/content/submitted_artwork/episode/bomb-o-bot/guardians-reality
sound origin:
http://613.nashownotes.com
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?davros tries to take a tahini break but longneck dinos... |
Krangar18 |
(3.87) |
3,464 |
2014-04-30 |
description:
when i'm tuckered out from playing spider solitaire on windows, i take a load off with a nice cup of tahinis from parker bros. uh oh, looks like nessy's at it again ;) I guess i'll dematerialize over to the breakroom and jerk my gherkin. c'mon jar! you're going inside my butt!
domain:
tahini
keywords:
jar breaks in your ass,you write and angry letter,to your ass,shipped DHL
fg image origin:
various
bg image origin:
doctor how
sound origin:
[site davros:site]
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?Ah! |
BTVagrant |
(3.65) |
3,965 |
2014-04-30 |
description:
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ZELDA HAS HTE VARIA SUIT BUT SHE STILL HAS THE GREEN BERET BUT IT'S COOL SHE CAN GO TO NROFIAR AND KLIL RIDLDYE
domain:
tyrionlittlebitch
keywords:
Ah
fg image origin:
Ah
sound origin:
Ah
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?You're The Man Now Doge |
DogecoinPro |
(2.67) |
2,304 |
2014-04-29 |
description:
We believe that dogecoin is going to the moon!
domain:
lunarshibes
site text:
TO THE MOON! // YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOGE // SUCH LUNAR SHIBE
keywords:
doge,dogecoin,reddit,shibes,cryptocurrency,bitcoin,wow,verify,shibe,lunar,moon,josh,wise,nascar,bobsled
fg image origin:
dogecoin.com
bg image origin:
dogecoin.com
sound origin:
reddit.com/r/dogecoin
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?lol adventure! |
baahstin316 |
(3.25) |
696 |
2014-04-29 |
description:
im going on an adventure
domain:
loladventure
fg image origin:
the hobbit
sound origin:
max coveri
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?got shrunk down |
Krangar18 |
(3.85) |
4,884 |
2014-04-22 |
description:
when the doctor visits the set of "honey we shrunk ourselves" on his "tour de 1997" he gets more than he bargained for! turns out the shrink ray was almost real! the doctor thought something suspicious was going on so he hid behind a plant until nightfall and then went to do some snooping around. he heard someone tinkering around in the backstage area it was rick morantis! he was pouring into the prop shrink ray some kind of clear blue liquid he was startled. who the hell are you he demanded. oh me well i'm the doctor he said all sly and shit. what are you doing with there? this is just ordinary window cleaner said rick. BULLSHIT i know depropifying fluid when i see it. you're gonna make that shrink ray REAL. WHY??? So I can shrink my humungous penis down to a normal size, said rink. I'm starting to get typecast. But your huge penis saves the planet in about 200 years, said the doctor. Once you finally except your penis for WHO YOU ARE you begin to make plastic molds of it around the world. then when the aliens come to destroy they can see all the giant dildos from OUTER SPACE and return home to figure out how to fight them. but they never make it home because they forgot to fuel up when they had the chance. rick says ok so why don't i just shrink my cock and then make huge dildos anyway? It doesn't work like that screamed the doctor! it's only in the honor of a LEGEND that they will wield their dildos so ferociously. so anyway they go back and fourth like this for a while but eventually he agrees not to shrink the dink. However he does notice a tiny piece of coconut on his upper lip and screams YOU STOLE MY MOUNDS BAR and turns the shrink ray on him and then pretends to go on a tour of the wheaties factory and drops him in a box marked "WHEATIES" iTHINK he explains all this to the guy having breakfast and they sort the whole thing out.
domain:
rpg
keywords:
so that stapler from office space actually belonged to milton right and lumburg just thought it was a company stapler for some reason?
fg image origin:
doctor who - robots of death
sound origin:
mario rpg
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?ytmnd tastical |
ldrancer |
(2.22) |
3,125 |
2014-04-21 |
description:
i go to ytmnd and put a mirror up to it.
domain:
votefiveonetwothreefour
keywords:
ytmnd,emo,gay,faggot,fag,hah
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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?Victory Lap |
Turtleproof |
(2.00) |
1,011 |
2014-04-18 |
description:
Florence + The Machine overlaid with "Old School" (2003)
This has been sitting on my desktop for months, finally finished it tonight. Had to go to a mental ward for three months after being kidnapped by violent gunmen. Life is cool.
domain:
ihadadreamaboutoldschool
keywords:
Florence,The Machine,Will Farrell,Old School,Streaking,Only If For A Night
fg image origin:
Florence + The Machine, "Ceremonials" album cover with dream bubble
bg image origin:
WE'RE GOING STREAKING!
sound origin:
"Only If For A Night" slightly edited and shortened.
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?NOT TODAY |
chrisj787 |
(3.50) |
768 |
2014-04-16 |
description:
plus, are you just going to let Lord Scilbrith play siege to Dopenshire?
domain:
not-today
site text:
NOT TODAY // //
keywords:
coke,coke zero,video games,gaming
fg image origin:
pepsi
bg image origin:
coke
sound origin:
mountain dew
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?wtf is going on here |
ismellpussy |
(2.00) |
393 |
2014-04-15 |
description:
weirdos
domain:
htriuweikr
fg image origin:
°≤µ¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼
sound origin:
♀♂♀♀♂♀♀♂♀♀♂♀♀♂♀
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?I'm going to make some actual sites eventuall... |
DarthWang |
(3.63) |
1,050 |
2014-04-15 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
eventually
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Not an actual site
bg image origin:
Not an actual site
sound origin:
Actually an actual song
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?PHARMACY TRUCK |
redrocket |
(1.80) |
959 |
2014-04-15 |
description:
I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me!
Have ya seen how expensive everything is now?
And the politics!
They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister!
And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop.
Bah
I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something.
And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first.
You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein.
I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya.
Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off.
And good luck getting your death permit on time!
It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though
Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast
No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver.
He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes.
That driver... he's going places!
domain:
futurepharmacy
site text:
We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver
keywords:
future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots
fg image origin:
High iso camera snap
sound origin:
Mister softee
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?ROSWELL 보고 싶다 |
nrlt |
(1.67) |
1,113 |
2014-04-14 |
description:
보고싶다 김범수
아무리 기다려도 난 못가 바보처럼 울고 있는 너의 곁에
상처만 주는 나를 왜 모르고 기다리니 떠나가란 말야
보고싶다 보고싶다 이런 내가 미워질만큼
울고 싶다 네게 무릎 꿇고 모두 없던 일이 될 수 있다면
미칠듯 사랑했던 기억이 추억들이 너를 찾고 있지만
더이상 사랑이란 변명에 너를 가둘 수 없어
이러면 안되지만 죽을만큼 보고 싶다
보고싶다 보고 싶다 이런 내가 미워질만큼
믿고 싶다 옳은 길이라고 너를 위해 떠나야만 한다고
미칠듯 사랑했던 기억이 추억들이 너를 찾고 있지만
더 이상 사랑이란 변명에 너를 가둘수 없어
이러면 안되지만 죽을만큼 보고 싶다
죽을 만큼 잊고 싶다
domain:
bogoshipross
keywords:
bo,go,da,ship
fg image origin:
보고싶다 김범수
아무리 기다려도 난 못가 바보처럼 울고 있는 너의 곁에
상처만 주는 나를 왜 모르고 기다리니 떠나가란 말야
보고싶다 보고싶다 이런 내가 미워질만큼
울고 싶다 네게 무릎 꿇고 모두 없던 일이 될 수 있다면
미칠듯 사랑했던 기억이 추억들이 너를 찾고 있지만
더이상 사랑이란 변명에 너를 가둘 수 없어
이러면 안되지만 죽을만큼 보고 싶다
보고싶다 보고 싶다 이런 내가 미워질만큼
믿고 싶다 옳은 길이라고 너를 위해 떠나야만 한다고
미칠듯 사랑했던 기억이 추억들이 너를 찾고 있지만
더 이상 사랑이란 변명에 너를 가둘수 없어
이러면 안되지만 죽을만큼 보고 싶다
죽을 만큼 잊고 싶다
bg image origin:
보고싶다 김범수
아무리 기다려도 난 못가 바보처럼 울고 있는 너의 곁에
상처만 주는 나를 왜 모르고 기다리니 떠나가란 말야
보고싶다 보고싶다 이런 내가 미워질만큼
울고 싶다 네게 무릎 꿇고 모두 없던 일이 될 수 있다면
미칠듯 사랑했던 기억이 추억들이 너를 찾고 있지만
더이상 사랑이란 변명에 너를 가둘 수 없어
이러면 안되지만 죽을만큼 보고 싶다
보고싶다 보고 싶다 이런 내가 미워질만큼
믿고 싶다 옳은 길이라고 너를 위해 떠나야만 한다고
미칠듯 사랑했던 기억이 추억들이 너를 찾고 있지만
더 이상 사랑이란 변명에 너를 가둘수 없어
이러면 안되지만 죽을만큼 보고 싶다
죽을 만큼 잊고 싶다
sound origin:
보고싶다 김범수
아무리 기다려도 난 못가 바보처럼 울고 있는 너의 곁에
상처만 주는 나를 왜 모르고 기다리니 떠나가란 말야
보고싶다 보고싶다 이런 내가 미워질만큼
울고 싶다 네게 무릎 꿇고 모두 없던 일이 될 수 있다면
미칠듯 사랑했던 기억이 추억들이 너를 찾고 있지만
더이상 사랑이란 변명에 너를 가둘 수 없어
이러면 안되지만 죽을만큼 보고 싶다
보고싶다 보고 싶다 이런 내가 미워질만큼
믿고 싶다 옳은 길이라고 너를 위해 떠나야만 한다고
미칠듯 사랑했던 기억이 추억들이 너를 찾고 있지만
더 이상 사랑이란 변명에 너를 가둘수 없어
이러면 안되지만 죽을만큼 보고 싶다
죽을 만큼 잊고 싶다
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?All Gordon Lightfoot |
prairiedogeric10 |
(4.20) |
2,356 |
2014-04-10 |
description:
All 20 of Gordon Lightfoot's Complete Greatest Hits
Early Mornin' Rain
For Lovin' Me
Go Go Round
Canadian Railroad Trilogy
Pussywillows, Cattails
Bitter Green
If You Could Read My Mind
Summer Side Of Life
Cotton Jenny
Beautiful
Sundown
Carefree Highway
Rainy Day People
Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald
Race Among The Ruins
Daylight Katy
The Circle Is Small
Baby Step Back
Stay Loose
Restless
domain:
Gord
keywords:
Gordon Lightfoot
fg image origin:
Gordon Lightfoot Complete Greatest Hits
sound origin:
Gordon Lightfoot Complete Greatest Hits
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?I come back 7 years later for this? |
shredzilla |
(2.33) |
948 |
2014-04-09 |
description:
Last active: April 4th, 2007.
Holy shit that's a long time ago. Funny I still remember my password and everything from this.
Lol I was like 15 years old the last time I logged in, I am 22 now.
domain:
scoutrave
keywords:
tf2,Team Fortress 2,Scout,Rave
fg image origin:
cooltext
bg image origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4vB8TCB3f4
sound origin:
Para Para MAX - Let's Go Gekiganger 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAGJWBAFg8c
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?sinners |
aytakk |
(1.00) |
390 |
2014-04-07 |
description:
We are sinners. We will all go to hell.
domain:
sinnersburnbabyburn
keywords:
sinners, burn baby burn,lala laaaalaaaa
fg image origin:
A pic being passed around on Facebook where people are counting their score based on what they have done thats listed on the placard
bg image origin:
http://registry.gimp.org/taxonomy/term/1118
sound origin:
Klutae - We are sinners (Radio Edit)
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?such party, much hard |
cburk01 |
(1.00) |
1,067 |
2014-04-06 |
description:
dead memes will dance in my dreeeeeaaams
domain:
suchparty
keywords:
doge,meme,dead,party hard,dubstep,go away
fg image origin:
me
bg image origin:
imgur
sound origin:
Martin Garrix - Animals
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?Spacegasm |
mactonite95 |
(3.00) |
857 |
2014-04-06 |
description:
space is where we go to die
domain:
spaceistheplaceforsex
keywords:
space,orgasm,spacegasm
fg image origin:
Some discovery show
sound origin:
Apollo 11 recording
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?boat to the future |
MrRabies |
(3.88) |
2,083 |
2014-04-05 |
description:
where we're going we don't need roads
domain:
boattothefuture
keywords:
DOC,MARTY,BACK TO THE FUTURE,BOAT
fg image origin:
internets
sound origin:
back to the future score
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?Let It Go Remix |
WeirdWolf |
(2.25) |
1,100 |
2014-04-02 |
description:
The cold never bothered me anyway!
domain:
letitgoremix
keywords:
Let It Go,Frozen,Disney,Idina Menzel,Elsa,Anna,Kristoff
fg image origin:
http://asktheundeadroyals.tumblr.com/post/81260340838/15-seconds-of-all-the-songs-i-could-find-that-sync
sound origin:
http://www.mediafire.com/listen/5cz7lfev12pj457/Let+It+Go+Remix+-+Final+Master+2.mp3
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?TournamenTMND 5 - Round 5 |
JoanOfArc |
(3.33) |
6,060 |
2014-04-02 |
description:
Theme: "gaping male holes", deadline: Sunday, July 20 at 11:59:59pm Eastern
domain:
tournamentmnd5round4
site text:
ROUND 5! GO!!! // //
fg image origin:
the brackets
sound origin:
the ellen pearson project
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?Go For A Soda |
m0nde |
(2.80) |
971 |
2014-03-31 |
description:
Might as well go for a soda / It's better than slander, it's better than lies / Might as well go for a soda / Nobody hurts and nobody cries / Might as well go for a soda / Might as well go for a soda / Nobody hurts and nobody cries / Might as well go for a soda / Nobody drowns and nobody dies
domain:
goforasoda
keywords:
kim mitchell,go for a soda,soda
fg image origin:
Kim Mitchell - Go For A Soda
bg image origin:
Kim Mitchell - Go For A Soda
sound origin:
Kim Mitchell - Go For A Soda
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?Shrodinger Nazi |
RapistGiraffe |
(1.50) |
573 |
2014-03-31 |
description:
eender hinder heender
domain:
ShrodingersCat
keywords:
anime,hellsing,der jockel gartenteichspringbrunnen,Jakob Bienenhalm,hitler,nazi,jews,fuck the jews, I swear to god if jesus comes back on the second coming and he isnt adolf hitler I am going to be as pissed as a human being can I will literally rip his fucking top buns off i mean seriously why the fuck would that dumb jew ass bastard not do that that horrible dead baby fucking nigger cunt bitch faggot i just want him to stop like all those fucking crazy asshole niggers who beleive in him and just so goddamn awful anyways i hope you enjoyed this fucking beautiful masterpiece you beta neckbeard faggot twelve year olds,dumb bitch,the almighty loaf,top bun
fg image origin:
sex
sound origin:
hitler
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?Satsuki X |
zixserro |
(1.00) |
376 |
2014-03-28 |
description:
Gotta go fast
domain:
satsukix
fg image origin:
http://designertrashbag.tumblr.com/post/81017598397
sound origin:
http://designertrashbag.tumblr.com/post/81017598397
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?TournamenTMND 5 - Round 3 |
TournamenTMND |
(4.00) |
1,161 |
2014-03-28 |
description:
Theme: "Virtual Reality", deadline: Sunday, April 6 at 11:59:59pm Eastern
domain:
tournamentmnd5round3
site text:
ROUND 3! GO!!! // //
fg image origin:
the brackets
sound origin:
the ellen person project
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