?NOT TODAY |
chrisj787 |
(3.50) |
764 |
2014-04-16 |
description:
plus, are you just going to let Lord Scilbrith play siege to Dopenshire?
domain:
not-today
site text:
NOT TODAY // //
keywords:
coke,coke zero,video games,gaming
fg image origin:
pepsi
bg image origin:
coke
sound origin:
mountain dew
|
?wtf is going on here |
ismellpussy |
(2.00) |
392 |
2014-04-15 |
description:
weirdos
domain:
htriuweikr
fg image origin:
°≤µ¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼
sound origin:
♀♂♀♀♂♀♀♂♀♀♂♀♀♂♀
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?I'm going to make some actual sites eventuall... |
DarthWang |
(3.63) |
1,034 |
2014-04-15 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
eventually
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Not an actual site
bg image origin:
Not an actual site
sound origin:
Actually an actual song
|
?PHARMACY TRUCK |
redrocket |
(1.80) |
933 |
2014-04-15 |
description:
I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me!
Have ya seen how expensive everything is now?
And the politics!
They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister!
And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop.
Bah
I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something.
And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first.
You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein.
I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya.
Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off.
And good luck getting your death permit on time!
It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though
Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast
No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver.
He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes.
That driver... he's going places!
domain:
futurepharmacy
site text:
We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver
keywords:
future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots
fg image origin:
High iso camera snap
sound origin:
Mister softee
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?ROSWELL 보고 싶다 |
nrlt |
(1.67) |
1,101 |
2014-04-14 |
description:
보고싶다 김범수
아무리 기다려도 난 못가 바보처럼 울고 있는 너의 곁에
상처만 주는 나를 왜 모르고 기다리니 떠나가란 말야
보고싶다 보고싶다 이런 내가 미워질만큼
울고 싶다 네게 무릎 꿇고 모두 없던 일이 될 수 있다면
미칠듯 사랑했던 기억이 추억들이 너를 찾고 있지만
더이상 사랑이란 변명에 너를 가둘 수 없어
이러면 안되지만 죽을만큼 보고 싶다
보고싶다 보고 싶다 이런 내가 미워질만큼
믿고 싶다 옳은 길이라고 너를 위해 떠나야만 한다고
미칠듯 사랑했던 기억이 추억들이 너를 찾고 있지만
더 이상 사랑이란 변명에 너를 가둘수 없어
이러면 안되지만 죽을만큼 보고 싶다
죽을 만큼 잊고 싶다
domain:
bogoshipross
keywords:
bo,go,da,ship
fg image origin:
보고싶다 김범수
아무리 기다려도 난 못가 바보처럼 울고 있는 너의 곁에
상처만 주는 나를 왜 모르고 기다리니 떠나가란 말야
보고싶다 보고싶다 이런 내가 미워질만큼
울고 싶다 네게 무릎 꿇고 모두 없던 일이 될 수 있다면
미칠듯 사랑했던 기억이 추억들이 너를 찾고 있지만
더이상 사랑이란 변명에 너를 가둘 수 없어
이러면 안되지만 죽을만큼 보고 싶다
보고싶다 보고 싶다 이런 내가 미워질만큼
믿고 싶다 옳은 길이라고 너를 위해 떠나야만 한다고
미칠듯 사랑했던 기억이 추억들이 너를 찾고 있지만
더 이상 사랑이란 변명에 너를 가둘수 없어
이러면 안되지만 죽을만큼 보고 싶다
죽을 만큼 잊고 싶다
bg image origin:
보고싶다 김범수
아무리 기다려도 난 못가 바보처럼 울고 있는 너의 곁에
상처만 주는 나를 왜 모르고 기다리니 떠나가란 말야
보고싶다 보고싶다 이런 내가 미워질만큼
울고 싶다 네게 무릎 꿇고 모두 없던 일이 될 수 있다면
미칠듯 사랑했던 기억이 추억들이 너를 찾고 있지만
더이상 사랑이란 변명에 너를 가둘 수 없어
이러면 안되지만 죽을만큼 보고 싶다
보고싶다 보고 싶다 이런 내가 미워질만큼
믿고 싶다 옳은 길이라고 너를 위해 떠나야만 한다고
미칠듯 사랑했던 기억이 추억들이 너를 찾고 있지만
더 이상 사랑이란 변명에 너를 가둘수 없어
이러면 안되지만 죽을만큼 보고 싶다
죽을 만큼 잊고 싶다
sound origin:
보고싶다 김범수
아무리 기다려도 난 못가 바보처럼 울고 있는 너의 곁에
상처만 주는 나를 왜 모르고 기다리니 떠나가란 말야
보고싶다 보고싶다 이런 내가 미워질만큼
울고 싶다 네게 무릎 꿇고 모두 없던 일이 될 수 있다면
미칠듯 사랑했던 기억이 추억들이 너를 찾고 있지만
더이상 사랑이란 변명에 너를 가둘 수 없어
이러면 안되지만 죽을만큼 보고 싶다
보고싶다 보고 싶다 이런 내가 미워질만큼
믿고 싶다 옳은 길이라고 너를 위해 떠나야만 한다고
미칠듯 사랑했던 기억이 추억들이 너를 찾고 있지만
더 이상 사랑이란 변명에 너를 가둘수 없어
이러면 안되지만 죽을만큼 보고 싶다
죽을 만큼 잊고 싶다
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?All Gordon Lightfoot |
prairiedogeric10 |
(4.20) |
2,335 |
2014-04-10 |
description:
All 20 of Gordon Lightfoot's Complete Greatest Hits
Early Mornin' Rain
For Lovin' Me
Go Go Round
Canadian Railroad Trilogy
Pussywillows, Cattails
Bitter Green
If You Could Read My Mind
Summer Side Of Life
Cotton Jenny
Beautiful
Sundown
Carefree Highway
Rainy Day People
Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald
Race Among The Ruins
Daylight Katy
The Circle Is Small
Baby Step Back
Stay Loose
Restless
domain:
Gord
keywords:
Gordon Lightfoot
fg image origin:
Gordon Lightfoot Complete Greatest Hits
sound origin:
Gordon Lightfoot Complete Greatest Hits
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?I come back 7 years later for this? |
shredzilla |
(2.33) |
934 |
2014-04-09 |
description:
Last active: April 4th, 2007.
Holy shit that's a long time ago. Funny I still remember my password and everything from this.
Lol I was like 15 years old the last time I logged in, I am 22 now.
domain:
scoutrave
keywords:
tf2,Team Fortress 2,Scout,Rave
fg image origin:
cooltext
bg image origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4vB8TCB3f4
sound origin:
Para Para MAX - Let's Go Gekiganger 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAGJWBAFg8c
|
?sinners |
aytakk |
(1.00) |
385 |
2014-04-07 |
description:
We are sinners. We will all go to hell.
domain:
sinnersburnbabyburn
keywords:
sinners, burn baby burn,lala laaaalaaaa
fg image origin:
A pic being passed around on Facebook where people are counting their score based on what they have done thats listed on the placard
bg image origin:
http://registry.gimp.org/taxonomy/term/1118
sound origin:
Klutae - We are sinners (Radio Edit)
|
?such party, much hard |
cburk01 |
(1.00) |
1,046 |
2014-04-06 |
description:
dead memes will dance in my dreeeeeaaams
domain:
suchparty
keywords:
doge,meme,dead,party hard,dubstep,go away
fg image origin:
me
bg image origin:
imgur
sound origin:
Martin Garrix - Animals
|
?Spacegasm |
mactonite95 |
(3.00) |
844 |
2014-04-06 |
description:
space is where we go to die
domain:
spaceistheplaceforsex
keywords:
space,orgasm,spacegasm
fg image origin:
Some discovery show
sound origin:
Apollo 11 recording
|
?boat to the future |
MrRabies |
(3.88) |
2,060 |
2014-04-05 |
description:
where we're going we don't need roads
domain:
boattothefuture
keywords:
DOC,MARTY,BACK TO THE FUTURE,BOAT
fg image origin:
internets
sound origin:
back to the future score
|
?Let It Go Remix |
WeirdWolf |
(2.25) |
1,086 |
2014-04-02 |
description:
The cold never bothered me anyway!
domain:
letitgoremix
keywords:
Let It Go,Frozen,Disney,Idina Menzel,Elsa,Anna,Kristoff
fg image origin:
http://asktheundeadroyals.tumblr.com/post/81260340838/15-seconds-of-all-the-songs-i-could-find-that-sync
sound origin:
http://www.mediafire.com/listen/5cz7lfev12pj457/Let+It+Go+Remix+-+Final+Master+2.mp3
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?TournamenTMND 5 - Round 5 |
JoanOfArc |
(3.33) |
6,039 |
2014-04-02 |
description:
Theme: "gaping male holes", deadline: Sunday, July 20 at 11:59:59pm Eastern
domain:
tournamentmnd5round4
site text:
ROUND 5! GO!!! // //
fg image origin:
the brackets
sound origin:
the ellen pearson project
|
?Go For A Soda |
m0nde |
(2.80) |
952 |
2014-03-31 |
description:
Might as well go for a soda / It's better than slander, it's better than lies / Might as well go for a soda / Nobody hurts and nobody cries / Might as well go for a soda / Might as well go for a soda / Nobody hurts and nobody cries / Might as well go for a soda / Nobody drowns and nobody dies
domain:
goforasoda
keywords:
kim mitchell,go for a soda,soda
fg image origin:
Kim Mitchell - Go For A Soda
bg image origin:
Kim Mitchell - Go For A Soda
sound origin:
Kim Mitchell - Go For A Soda
|
|
?Shrodinger Nazi |
RapistGiraffe |
(1.50) |
557 |
2014-03-31 |
description:
eender hinder heender
domain:
ShrodingersCat
keywords:
anime,hellsing,der jockel gartenteichspringbrunnen,Jakob Bienenhalm,hitler,nazi,jews,fuck the jews, I swear to god if jesus comes back on the second coming and he isnt adolf hitler I am going to be as pissed as a human being can I will literally rip his fucking top buns off i mean seriously why the fuck would that dumb jew ass bastard not do that that horrible dead baby fucking nigger cunt bitch faggot i just want him to stop like all those fucking crazy asshole niggers who beleive in him and just so goddamn awful anyways i hope you enjoyed this fucking beautiful masterpiece you beta neckbeard faggot twelve year olds,dumb bitch,the almighty loaf,top bun
fg image origin:
sex
sound origin:
hitler
|
?Satsuki X |
zixserro |
(1.00) |
371 |
2014-03-28 |
description:
Gotta go fast
domain:
satsukix
fg image origin:
http://designertrashbag.tumblr.com/post/81017598397
sound origin:
http://designertrashbag.tumblr.com/post/81017598397
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?TournamenTMND 5 - Round 3 |
TournamenTMND |
(4.00) |
1,153 |
2014-03-28 |
description:
Theme: "Virtual Reality", deadline: Sunday, April 6 at 11:59:59pm Eastern
domain:
tournamentmnd5round3
site text:
ROUND 3! GO!!! // //
fg image origin:
the brackets
sound origin:
the ellen person project
|
?eric dollard and moon man go down the road for a ... |
ldrancer |
(2.00) |
1,134 |
2014-03-27 |
description:
eric dollard is this guy who says in space yuo can't see the sun. and the sun is hollow. he picks up moon man in his car and they go riding down the road.
i editted this site in the middle of the night so if you are 1 of the 5 people who seen it before, i changed it from go for a ride, to this what it is, now. after i said it out loud in my mind, again.
domain:
ericdollardmoonman
keywords:
moon man,eric dollard
fg image origin:
something
sound origin:
what
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?Liquid comments on YTMND |
woman |
(2.00) |
975 |
2014-03-26 |
description:
We're not going anywhere, we're going to dig in here!
domain:
mgs1
site text:
FROM TODAY, CALL // THIS PLACE... // "OUTER HEAVEN"
keywords:
Liquid,YTMND
fg image origin:
MGS1
sound origin:
MGS1
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?(nsfw) TournamenTMND 5 - Round 3 |
JoanOfArc |
(3.18) |
1,457 |
2014-03-20 |
description:
I hope all of you have really big monitors, otherwise you can see the full bracket at www.christianmingle.com. The theme is "Lord of the Cock Rings, featuring Dildo Shaggins" and the deadline is this Sunday.
domain:
tournamentmnd5-round3
site text:
Round 3...GO! // //
fg image origin:
the bracket
sound origin:
the alan pearsons project
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?flolfliuyjthgrf |
ismellpussy |
(2.50) |
267 |
2014-03-20 |
description:
doomdoodoom
domain:
defrt
fg image origin:
please go get jizzed on sir
sound origin:
!
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?I have more sites than lacrossestar83 now!! |
woman |
(1.75) |
791 |
2014-03-19 |
description:
Only 8 more to go...
domain:
perversion
keywords:
lacrossestar83
fg image origin:
Yeah!
sound origin:
YEAH!
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?AUSTINSTEVENSTMND: I can go inside here? |
woman |
(2.67) |
933 |
2014-03-18 |
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
austinstevenstmnd
site text:
I'LL TAKE THAT // AS A "YES" //
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Austin Stevens - The Last Serpent
sound origin:
Same
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?TournamenTMND 5 - Round 2 |
TournamenTMND |
(4.58) |
2,149 |
2014-03-17 |
description:
I hope you all have really big monitors, otherwise you can see the full bracket at www.challonge.com/TournamenTMND5. The theme is "opera" and the deadline is this Sunday.
domain:
tournamentmnd5-round2
site text:
Round 2...GO! // //
keywords:
T5
fg image origin:
the bracket
sound origin:
the alan parsons project
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?(nsfw) Fuk you i hate you. |
JealousMoose |
(1.00) |
658 |
2014-03-14 |
description:
If you get this link it means i hate you.
domain:
Jealousmoosehatesyou
site text:
JealousMoose hates you // go fuck urself // Greggs.
fg image origin:
no
bg image origin:
no
sound origin:
no
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?Shave yourself or someone else |
dickwienerston |
(1.67) |
262 |
2014-03-13 |
description:
Go shave yourself or someone else
domain:
shaveyourself
site text:
SHAVE YOURSELF OR SOMEONE ELSE! // //
keywords:
shave
fg image origin:
Google it
sound origin:
Dropping Daylight - Blame me
|
?Learning the Piano?!? |
fango44 |
(1.00) |
1,030 |
2014-03-13 |
description:
A good reason not to go marching up and down the square.
domain:
learningthepiano
site text:
Learning // The // Piano?!?
keywords:
monty python,michael palin,meaning of life
fg image origin:
Monty Python and the Meaning of Life
sound origin:
Monty Python and the Meaning of Life
|
?SCP 426 |
Audovoice |
(2.86) |
1,169 |
2014-03-12 |
description:
I was going to enter this into the T5 thing but I never actually signed up and did not make the deadline. At any rate, I was always going to remake this site anyway because, while the original audio does sound more creepy it is also a lot harder to understand.
http://scp-426.ytmnd.com/
domain:
SCP462
keywords:
SCP-426,SCP,Horror,Toaster,Toast
fg image origin:
Toaster
bg image origin:
Toast
sound origin:
SCP-426
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?T5: Only takes a minute to FORFEIT!! |
FreAkweNtcY |
(2.78) |
1,408 |
2014-03-09 |
description:
I'm going out of town for two weeks and simply don't have the time to dedicate myself to this contest. I humbly concede to Ochobobo. Good luck, buddy!
domain:
t5forfeit
fg image origin:
Paint, Razor Gator
sound origin:
Razor Gator
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?(nsfw) Bobisafag2 |
MattStro |
(1.00) |
553 |
2014-03-07 |
description:
KKK
domain:
Thisisforyouboba
site text:
Matt want to play some CS:GO // How about CS:NO // Faggot
fg image origin:
google
bg image origin:
google
sound origin:
youtube
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