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Some line I came up with and the origin for Han's "I prefer a straight fight line." If I had it my way I'd make Lando a huge influence on han's dialogue in most of the movie as if he's constantly ripping off Lando from time to time. Sorta parallels how he ripped off the Falcon too.

LandoRules

my,thoughts,on,shit,star,wars

boobs

tits

mammaries

We all came out to YTMND On the POLAND shoreline To make SITES IN THEIR BASEMENT We didn't have much time Lacrossestar83 and your Mothers Were at the best place around But some moon man with a kramer Burned the site to the ground JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky JOKE on the wAAAAter They burned down the funny site It died with an awful sound a funky LANDO was running in and out Pulling FRENEMIES out the ground When it all was over We had to find another place But POLAND time was running out It seemed that we would lose the race JOKE on the water, a fire in the sky JOKE on the water We ended up at Youre the Man Now Dog It was empty, cold and bare But with the MOON KKKrew thing just outside Making our music there With a few red BONGS, a few old beds We made a place to POOP STAINS No matter what we get out of this I know, I know we'll never forget JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky JOKE on the wAAAAter

tournamenting

VOTE 5

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLbum Cover

FunnyJoke LoudFlasherz

LAAAAAAAAAAX Gillan

I will play Lando in Kasdan's Han Solo Movie!!!!

landoisnotgay

Lando,is,not,gay,but,still,looks,so,sexy

ME

ME TOO

Lando is not gay and neither am I ytmnds

Tell your friend the communist to lighten up.

soakupthesin

Lando,Sheryl Crowe,Rod,guns and booze the greatest things in life

Outer Limitz

Psychic Reader's Network

Sunny Came Home

Rest In Peace Danny Trejo. You will be missed. Your part in the movie "Heat" was really badass and taught me a lot.

RIPDANNYTREJO

JANET // // RENO'D

danny trejo,,rip danny trejo,danny trejo dead,rest in piece,Janet Reno's Dance Party,Janet Reno'd

Obit

The Actor famous for his role in LotR as Saruman, Christopher Lee, is dead...

ChristopherLeehaspassed

LANDO // IS // NOT

Sauron,Christopher Lee

LotR

LotR

Abu Sayyaf is!

abusayyaf

Abu // Sayyaf // Is!

Abu Sayyaf,isis,lando

google images

The Secrets of Isis Introduction https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdBRLV6PGro

B.B. King is Dead

bbkinghasdied

LANDO // IS // NOT

b.b. king, lando,rofl

BDW

Clone Wats

Harrison Ford is injured.

harrisonfordinjured

Lando // is // NOT

harrison ford,harrison,ford,lando

EVIL satan

Lando's Theme

.

billgatesdeath

ALI // EN // .JPG

.,..,...,....,.....,osama bin laden is dead,Osama Bin Laden Is Dead,Osama bin laden is Dead,Osama bin Lando,drugs,Drugs,DRUGS,OSAMA BIN LADEN TAKES SOME DRUGS,Alien,Nigga,Wants,The,Humanity,:O,AlienNiggaWantsTheHumanity:O

Unknwon

Oh my little baby boy

Snot here, Cpt. Jerk. What's not there, Snotty?

genesisproject

Nimoy Mar 26 1931 - Feb 27 2015 // //

lando,nimoy,died,spock,genesis

Futurama

That's all / just-a-shame subtext

dead saudi

abdeadlah

// LANDO IS NOT //

ooooo

ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO

Je Suis Charlie

jesuischarlie

LANDO // NE EST PAS!!!! //

fad comps are still hilarious. new updates to hopefully help get OVER 9000 hits, because I did not forget Poland, the X-citing art of Dave Cockrum or the tragic sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Now includes: mangione, jurassic park brachiosaurus, bush, poland, polend, kaz hirai, lando, danson, epic pacard, baron lasers, horswarz, arnold, kirby, pee wee hermit, slim jim, snoop nye the slam guy, scrooge mcduck, king leonidas, eminem's mom's spaghetti, giant enemy crab, luthor wrong, l ron hubbard, scientology, will smith, cookie monster, the internet is for porn, dr l33t, bipft, hooker boots, shoe on head, snape kills dumbledore, HTPAT, DTMB, I can break these cuffs, 4chan, max, spiderman stole that guys p1zz4, keyboard cat in space, moon man, kramer, shepard psa, marv, spider, harry potter, dramatic breakup letter, uncle phil, pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes, grover tragedy, oscar, garbage day, billy v koen, matlab, nigga stole my lightcycle, mooninites, shopping cart, over 9000, chocolate, willy wonka, spongebob squarepants, patrick, rainbow stalin, master of nothing, chad warden, ps triple space fucker, hippo, dave cockrum large version: http://maddogsoldier.deviantart.com/art/Color-ME-YTMND-2-1-1-499366290

colorit2x1

color,cartoon,comic,art,drawing,pen,ink,reunion,danson,lando

I drew it

Cool Ball Remix by AskAak? Anyway, the first song that nutnics used for the 1st release of http://colorit.ytmnd.com

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fshfg

BUT LANDO IS NOT! // //

google images

google images

youtube-HEyeyeyeyeyeah!

Betty White is not!

JoanIsDead

Betty // is // NOT

Joan Rivers,Lando,dead,Betty White

ytmnd meme

ytmnd meme

RIP Sweet Princess

joanriversisdead

So is B5 // //

Joan Rivers,tumpet skull,doot doot

Lando System

Oakland Raiders of the Lost Ark

exorcisms.ytmnd.com

sons

// LANDO IS NOT! //

Charles Manson,demonic possession

Same

Robin Williams Is Dead Lando Is Not

RobinIsDead

Lando // is // NOT

Robin Williams,Lando

taken from ytmnd

taken from ytmnd

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ROBIN WILLIAMS IS DEAD

robinwilliamsisdead

LANDO // IS // NOT

ROBIN WILLIAMS IS DEAD

ROBIN WILLIAMS IS DEAD

GAY

e3isgay1

LANDO IS NOT // //

gay

gay

LOL!

ultimates

LANDO IS NOT // //

VOTE 5

Star Wars

ESPN Hockey Theme

The internet keeps the Ultimate Warrior alive

ultimateshaker

Lando // // is not!

ultimate warrior,ualuealuealeuale ,dumb,lando

tubes

tubes

He died

fredphelpsisdead

dead,lando

star war

hockey

Tango is dead! Lando is NOT!

tangoisdead

Lando // Is // NOT!

Tango,dead,lando,not,dancing,with,the,stars

http://tv.yahoo.com/photos/dancing-with-the-stars-season-18-official-cast-photos-1394468294-slideshow/

some page

goodnight sweet prince...

ramisdead

LANDO IS NOT // //

I think this building should be condemned. There's serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members; the wiring is substandard; it's completely inadequate for our power needs; and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone.,Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light,I have a radical idea. The door swings both ways,we could reverse the particle flow through the gate,Well let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's sample it would be a Twinkie... thirty-five feet long weighing approximately six hundred pounds,caddyshack,national lampoon,Dr. Egon Spengler,Psychomagnatheric,Ghostbusters,Sumerian not Babylonian

Star Wars

Olympic field hockey

Billy Dee Williams, Jr. was an American actor, artist, singer, and writer best known for his work as a leading man in 1970s African-American cinema and for playing the character of Lando Calrissian in the movies "The Empire Strikes Back", "Return of the Jedi" and "The Lego Movie".

RIPbillydeewilliams

billy dee williams,lando calrissian,requiescat in space

Billy Dee Williams died today

http://users.content.ytmnd.com/2/f/8/2f82e04591e204c447654c99af2fa9f3.mp3

RIP In Peace Shirley Temple (1928-2014)

animalcrackersinmysoup

// LANDO IS NOT //

shirley, temple,lando

lando from star trek

nhl music

You knew it was coming when you saw the headlines.

ripneckbeard

Lando // Doesn't // Care

lando,lando is not,phillip seymour hoffman,hoffman,is dead,lando: 100 hollywood: 0

The cabin lights were turned very low, just bright enough for him to make out Leia's enchanting form. It was impossible to tell whether or not she was still wearing the towel. "About time," she purred, her voice making him shudder. She handed him a drink, which he downed in one swallow.

"Ah," Lando hissed, throwing the glass over his shoulder. "Goes down easy." The lights came back up, revealing to Lando that the towel was indeed gone. She took a seat in a plush lounger and crossed her legs. Lando tried not to stare, smiling politely at her attempted humor while wondering whether or not they were the longest he had ever seen. He didn't try hard enough, tearing his eyes from her inverted triangle of lustrous red-gold pubic hair to find her studying him. "Oh look," Leia said, flicking her left breast and giggling. "Jiggly."

They charged into the cockpit: Lando's tongue buried in Leia's mouth, her legs wrapped around his waist. He slammed her down on the command console, pinning her there while he undid his pants. "Wait," he said, looking through the viewport. "They'll see us." "They won't," Leia groaned impatiently. "I'm pretty sure they can see us. Look, that one's waving!" "So let 'em watch." She kissed him hard, all tongue. "Give it to me! Kriff me like one of your Twi'lek whores!" Lando wasn't about to deny her anything, pulling his cock free and guiding it between her strong thighs. "Wait," she said, still just barely able to control herself. "I feel so guilty about this, now that Han is dead." Lando simply sneered as he penetrated, then proclaimed "Lando is not!"