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Oh baby, i cant resist

SeedyManScot

Baby lets get down tonight // wake up wake up // lets make love tonight

seedy,scott, man, so, sexy

facebook

facebook

youtube

wake up, it's time to go

rockthatclockalarmaroundit

5sf

firznie

Wake me up before you go go

owgfad

http://obiwandreams.ytmnd.com/

http://zoolandergogo.ytmnd.com/

Disclaimer: This image is likely photoshopped BS made in some troll's basement. I have no way of validating its credibility. That is not the issue here. The issue is the CT Sheriff just made a statement that anybody who posts this image (real or not) is going to prison. Did I just wake up in North Korea? Now more than ever Fuck the Police(tm)

adamchapman

Adam Lanza, police state,Facebook

Fake(?) facebook image somebody posted.

MSI 'Mark Chapman'

NO WAKE PILGRIM/CAPTAIN! SLOW DOWN! NOOOO!!!!

nowake

NO WAKE // ZONE! //

no,wake,captain,pilgrim,kayak,boat,water,waves,nigger,billcosby,eminem,donnypalmer

NO WAKE CAOPTINIF PILGRIMMMM

HE LOVES PANDAS CAPTAIN

heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa

Heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa

Hey eh cry sometime in bed head,And so I wake in the morning,and step outside,scream from the top of my lungs,heyeyeyeyeyeyayeh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itvJybdcYbI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itvJybdcYbI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itvJybdcYbI

wHY DOES THIS, hAPPEN TO ME,

arachnidsgrip

hamsteak,vriska

[S] Past Karkat: Wake up.

Homestuck Photomanip

DiGERATi - AutoRun IIIkg

Ever wake up too early because of the birds chirping, solve your problems with a laser gun!

shutthebirdup

Kill // That // Bird

bird,annoying birds,laser gun,silence

Kenneth Pacheco - Image

mp3skull.com -audio

Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console takes us into the past, when you were younger and full of curiosity at the unknown world. From your bedroom window, you gaze through the silky curtain and spot something glimmering in the purple night. What are these beautiful lights? Are they wishes coming true? As you slowly drift to sleep, you dream of flying amongst these twinkling wishes, touching the joy and happiness that each will bring to those that wish upon them. When you wake the next morning, you may be safe in your warm bed, but you happen to notice the shine of stardust on your fingertips...

TRANQUILItmndYouthfulDream

star,stardust,stars,night,dream,child,childhood,happy,joy,tranquil,TRANQUILItmnd,relax,peace,peaceful

http://noirlac.tumblr.com

http://www.hamienet.com

Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console wakes us from fervid sleep to a promising night, full of tasty, shiny lights and delicious darkness above. Enjoy the artificial daylight as you look out your penthouse window and into an electric dawn. Get your best coat on, it's going to be a hell of a night.

TRANQUILItmndUpAllNight

night,party,light,lights,city,midnight,evening,electric,TRANQUILItmnd,tranquil,relax,joy,happy

http://noirlac.tumblr.com

http://www.hamienet.com

Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console wakes us into a bright new day, full of possibilities and hope. Let the bright rays beam positivity into your still sleepy eyes and let the calming waters below breathe fresh, sea salty air into your lungs. The new day is beautiful, just like the one before and the one to follow. For now, let's just savor the little beauties of a blue dawn sky. Relax, Sit back, and let the day wake up with you.

TRANQUILItmndMorningSunbath

morning,sun,shine,bright,relax,happy,water,peaceful,tranquilitmnd,joy

http://noirlac.tumblr.com

http://www.hamienet.com

Candice Bergen and Matt Pinfield are crime fighting terrorist negotiators who met at TGIFriday's on ladies night. "I'll have a coors light, and a long island ice tea for the lady" "I'm sorry sir, but ladies are allowed one free drink, and she had a rum and shasta already" "Damnit I've been negotiating with terrorists all day. Give me a long island ice tea now!" "Is this how you practice negotiating? By acting like an insane bitch and already drunk at- wait, you're a terrorist nogiator?" "Why yes. And it's really stressfull. That's why I'm trying to get that long island ice tea. Let me tell you something, I've been-" "Let me stop you right here. Do you use a megaphone?" "Of course I do jack-ass. Terrorist are always hanging out of 12th story windows with a knife to someone's throat. They don't toss us walkie-talkies, if that's what you're thinking. Now where's that long island ice tea?" Well you see, I host a really long and boring show on MTV called 200 minutes, something or other, and most of my viewers only stay tuned because they fall asleep and can't change the channel. If I can use your megaphone on my show, I can wake them up, and they'll change the channel to animaniacs or something, and then I can lose my job and we can fight crime together. I love you Candice." "Sounds good. But wait, can I still convince people that a lifetime in jail is better than quenching their thirst for vengence, and sacrificing their lives to achieve eternal bliss in heaven?" "Fine, we'll be crime fighters/terrorist negotiators, ok?" "Ok great. If I could just get that drink, we'll be on our way." "The bartender said you can't have it because you already drank the shasta." "Well I'm not paying 6 dollars for a shitty long island ice tea!!!" "I got an idea. We'll split it. I'll chip in 3 dollars and you can just owe me." "Sounds good. BARTENDE- wait a minute! OWE you?! LOLOL Let's arrest this guy for orderly conduct!"

swordplay

extremely loud public bowel movements

Horatio Sanz

Whore-Ratio Sands

I'm thinkin' Arby's, and Tonight's the Night! Wake up, it's time to barf! With the new Arby's Breakfast Barfer. You'll be vomiting directly up your own asshole after you enjoy this new, roasted lunch meat on a bun!!!!

Arbys

Arby's Supreme

Arby's Supreme

irri is dead. it is known.

wherearemydragons

khaleesi,wake the dragon,god bless bessie, and her tits

Way to be there, Jorah. You have ONE JOB.

benny benassi

Alan Ruck later went on to become a wonderful housewife and loving mother of three.

go-ruck-yourself

I said Ruck Ruck, In the Butt,Alan Wake

are you afraid of the dark?

i ain't afraid of no ghost.

WAKE UP, its Mickey Mouse calling.

wakeupitsmickeytime

Wake Up // It's // MICKEY TIME

original image

original image

Zedge.net

Moon Man is awesome!

kkking

moon man,kkk

Moon Man is awesome!

Moon Man is awesome!

Moon Man gets his posse from the various mooniverses together for another cover, this time Tik Tok by Ke$ha. Props to moonmanfan for the idea and farkle for help with the lyrics. -------- Wake up in the morning feeling like Mike Richards, Grab my noose, I'm out the door, I'm gonna lynch some niggers, Before I leave, kick your cat, into a pile of tacks, Then I'm gonna kill your grandma just so you pay inheritance tax. Then he'll set fire to KFC, C. And the N AA C P, P. He's doing arsony, ny. Milf-raping, using lava as lube, lube, Sawing off your mother's boob, boob, Making a vat of boiled nigger soup... Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Every nigger jew and spic. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Every afro wearing bitch. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Well Pube Muppet is my bitch, and I'm his puppeteer, and Sun Man's picking cotton, while Klown Face is acting queer. Now Audrina's begging for a turn to blow my moon trumpet, but I'm busy baking Charles' family into a crumpet. I'm always violating civil rights, rights, Creating a world for whites, whites, Bitches downvote my sites, sites. Now, now we go til max kicks us out, out, Or til SOPA shuts it down, down, SOPA shuts it down, down, SOPA shut it....down. Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Every, one whose name is Mitch. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Some Mexicans under a bridge, Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh ol ololol oh! Oh, olololol oh! Moon Man, He steals your socks, He rapes your hamster, With his Moon Cock, He can cure cancer. I'll put into, your mother's cunt, a shopping cart, full of angry panthers. Moon Man, He makes commercials, And kills Afghanis, If you're not careful, He'll replace your granny. He calls you gay, On Groundhog Day, And then I'll say KKKKKK! Now the torture don't stop 'til your mother gives in, Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, he will lynch, Your mom with an AIDs filled syringe. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh! Dont cry, fucking die, As I rape you in the eye. Tonight, if you flinch, He will give your nipples a pinch. Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!

tikkktokkk

moon man,moonman,kesha,tik tok,tick tock,kkk,join the moon kkkrew today,mcdonald's,mac tonight

Ke$ha

McDonalds, Ke$ha, and obscene editing

The multi-mooniverse

Q-A-Z-X-S-W

qazxsw

X

X

X

i made you tea...drink your tea! wake up, mother!

crueltea

don't go in the house

don't go in the house, cruel hand - dead weight

Nignatz gets wasted and joins mumble. Let the grossness begin.

slamdamathorned

puking, mumble, nignatz, mountaindew, wasted, vomit

google

Mumble

Celebrate

DoctorGoGo

doctor,who,zoolander,party,lol,funny,matt smith,tennant

Doctor Who GIFs

Wham - Wake me up before you go go

Cock a doodle doo!

BobGameOver

what,about,bob,bill,murray,richard,dreyfus,funny,cock a doodle do,do,doo,wake up,metal gear solid,metal,gear,solid,snake,liquid,otacon,codec,game over,game

Google

Metal Gear Solid + What About Bob edit

Unlimited, originating from the Internet persona of the same name, is a hysterically bizarre meme based on the famous avatar, the raving mad superstar Russian comedian. Unlimited, a 65 year-old active comedian, was born in Nizhny Novgorod to wealthy family. From an early age he perused an acting career in the world of cinema, but did not become recognized on the Internet until early 2009 where he made an astonishing appearance in AC Web, a large forum community. Since then, he has been very active letting off self-esteem and just the usual egocentric awesomeness one would expect from a psychotic madman with a brilliant sense of humor. By 2010, the Unlimited meme grew rapidly in popularity as the old man garbed in a mink hat became a legend to thousands of Internet browsers. These people caught immediate attention on the new trend and began generating more memes, from once something made in Paint, now full-blown Photoshop competitions arose with over a thousand entries in just the first three weeks, that which escalated as time went on. It was first picked up on in 2009 very favorably by the AC Web (ac-web.org) community as a registered user of the website, Unlimited, began creating various comedy articles detailing more and more of his personal life, with images. The most notable was a simple Russian face with a mink hat, beard, and an almost evil grin. The user continues to post comedic articles as well as host popular competitions for the wacky meme. The goal of the Unlimited meme is to grant users an entire series of more possible images to respond to one another on such websites as forums where comments are shifted back and forth. An image of the meme is surprisingly simple to concoct as the head has been sublimely rendered, only awaiting a body to be pasted on. The ease of making an entry, the catchy details such as the beard, smile or mink hat of the Russian star, and the insane humor than can be evoked from it all compliment Unlimited as an ideal meme to laugh at, post with or spread among peers or the World Wide Web. Anybody can get creative, with minimal skills required, and only a passion to make. With a little more experience, one can add significant details such as props or effects to raise the bar of endless possibilities this meme has in stock. Notable hotspots for the Unlimited meme include http://www.ac-web.org/forums/showthread.php?t=106604 and http://www.ac-web.org/forums/showthread.php?t=117048 Variations of the entries were virally posted and acknowledged by Google's spiders. The meme continues to vastly grow, though as of the moment, mostly within a handful of websites. A few notable examples of the meme can be found in this slideshow: http://img801.imageshack.us/slideshow/webplayer.php?id=acmemeyourflame.png The Unlimited meme, since its origins in 2009, has been greatly praised as every day more meme images popup on the Internet by inspired artists. It is only a matter of time until it becomes exponentially viral to a wider community.

TheUnlimited

unlimited, russian, comedian, ac web, old man, mink hat, ac-web, madman

The Unlimited Head, a centerpiece of the Unlimited Meme.

Soviet Russia, the land of Unlimited.

The sound Unlimited wakes up to every morning.

Kid likes to eat spaghetti when he wakes up.

hoodhungry

hoodstomp warcraft warlock azgalor

ontd.com

fraps

Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah Yeah, yeah, yeah

Gottabefreshgottagodownstairs

Rebecca Black, black, friday,

Rebecca Black - Friday

Rebecca Black - Friday & that friday feeling

LOL!

vad

NOONOO // //

VOTE 5

Dark Vadser

WhOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM - Wake Vadre up before you NO NO

Wake the fuck up, pussy lips.

worktime

0600, work, time, alarm, clock

Me

Me

he got a job

greenscreentehfaggot

gr33scr33n, teh lulz, chappelle show, gay, faggot, lawnmowing, thomas jefferson

gr33nscr33n at work

wham!- wake me up before you go go

It's wake up time, so get your white ass out of bed.

SugarHillAlarmClock

sugar, hill, gang, alarm, clock, scrubs, song, hip, hop, white

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