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This is what it's like being in a long term relationship.

vinscully

You know what // Matt? You're a // fricken idiot.

Self taken

Self taken

You see? Zip zop zoopity ba! Whomp whomp HA. Jazz is like Jello pudding... Stickball! Funky little man in the big van at night Comes out to play. And he makes his ball hasta. Woohoo! Weren't you good! Coo-cachoo!!! Then he's gonna rap music... They're hippin' and a hoppin' and a bippin' and a boppin' So we don't know what the jazz is all about! You see?

withoutcosby

Hippin' // Hoppin' // Bippin' & Boppin'

Bill Cosby,Bill,Cosby,rap,eminem,random,zip,zop,jello,pudding,sweater,music,jazz,jam,stick ball,stick,ball,funky,lady gaga,pop,jamming,r&b

https://soundcloud.com/bong-iguana/without-cosby

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/26353/Bill/

https://soundcloud.com/bong-iguana/without-cosby

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Hubacub

Hubacub // Is // Amazing

Hubacub

http://integrationacres.com/products/images/goat_1.jpg

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bXV6HcTJkM

I don't know what you heard about me But a bitch cant get a crumb up out of me I drive a Cadillac wear a perm and I'm a G And I'm a motherfuckin PMP

MFPMP

P // M // P

Photo

Shh...

Hank Hill can't find a hammer in the Megalomart

agotdangedhammer

DO YOU // KNOW WHAT // A HAMMER IS???

tools, hank hill

king of the hill

king of the hill

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

navyseal

reddit

from https://www.youtube.com/user/BruceWillakers

You know exactly what im saying

f0ckYou

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/03/cosby_weiner.gif

http://www.reverbnation.com/marlenehill/song/13883650-its-raining-men-audio-clip?fb_og_action=reverbnation_fb:unknown&fb_og_object=reverbnation_fb:song&utm_campaign=a_public_songs&utm_content=reverbnation_fb:song&utm_medium=facebook_og&utm_source=reverbnation_fb:unknown

max made this site for me to post

chuckiefinster

// pm me //

dragonballs,body lotion/lotion pour le corps,eat the chapstick

Salute Your Shorts - Mail Carrier Mona

So these two Mexicans are taking a test to become United States citizens. The first question on the test is, "Old McDonald had a ____." One Mexican whispers to the other Mexican, "Pssst, hey, what's the answer number one?" He replies, "You idiot, Its FARM. Old MacDonald had a FARM." "Oh OK." . . . A few seconds later the first Mexican interrupts again, "Pssst, how do you spell [i]farm[/i]?" The second Mexican becomes irate, "You IDIOT, everybody knows [i]farm[/i] is spelled E-I-E-I-O!

To The Parents of Michael Brown, Jr.: When we think about what it means to be Black men in America, we realize that we are all Michael, we are all sons, and although our stories may differ, we know the fate of your son could also be the fate of any of us. We cannot say that we understand what it must feel like to lose a son--to no longer be able to embrace him, love him, care for him, and to hear his voice. However, we hope that you can find some solace in our voices as we share with you messages to our unborn sons. Sincerely, The Yale College Black Men's Union

tomyunbornson

Yale,Yale College Black Men's Union,Staphany Hou,Mitchell Jones ’16,Ferguson,Michael Brown,Eric Garner,NYPD, Pants Up Dont Loot

http://tomyunbornson.tumblr.com

http://tomyunbornson.tumblr.com

Harry Chapin

big conspiracy

fuckvalvewurmbritain

wewgas // //

conspiracy, ,valve,wurm,dicksuckers,soetero,foreign

the background erm so i totally pwned this noob in chat. yea? so then he sticks me on a kos list as his last resort. i called him an asshole in chat. ok so around this time im not sure, a mod is up to something. the convo went from starting at valve, to soetero, to him making an insult and me burnign him hard. like he was like hows jobs americans i said what are you going to do attack america? cause he woudlnt shutup you know. my insult to start was im selling tvs cheap so cheap, wink wink, youd think they where 5-finger discounts. haha olll they get so mad. cont->

thats the new valve insult btw. it means there fucking niggers who break into your house and steal your tv in the middle of the night. that led to some he was so burnt he had to talk about things that i dont GIVE a fuck about. wewgas. me saying so, him angry now, i put it like, i dont care about foreginers cause i dont got to. now is hwere it gets bad you see his real intentions. he then pretty uch attacked america with a statement. me insulted him badly. said something .. wait was gonna say but .. i had said tht one earlier, suck the queens dick a reply to someones comment hows the healthcare ..death.. i just told him what are you going to do? attack all of america? ok normal convo. 1st amendment. im set on KOS tell chat asshole over chat put me on KOS. banned 1 hr. oll after 1 hour the server was reset

It's Saturday. You know what that means. YuYu Hakusho followed by Outlaw Star. [as] [toonami edititon]

bump04

bump,[as],toonami,homeade,hungry

naka-itabashi // tokyo // 3:15 pm

B.E.A.T

Living and dying laughing and crying Once you have seen it you will never be the same Life in the fast lane is just how it seems Hard and it's heavy, it's dirty and mean Motorbreath It's how I live my life I can't take it any other way Motorbreath The sign of living fast It is going to take Your breath away Don't stop for nothing it's full speed or nothing I am taking down you know whatever is in my way Getting your kicks as you are shooting the line Sending the shivers up and down your spine Motorbreath It's how I live my life I can't take it any other way Motorbreath The sign of living fast It is going to take Your breath away Those people who tell you not to take chances They are all missing on what life is about You only live once so take hold of the chance Don't end up like others the same song and dance Motorbreath It's how I live my life I can't take it any other way Motorbreath The sign of living fast It is going to take Your breath away

SitoFail

CUMSHOT,TEEN,PUSSY,TITS,ASS,ELMO,MILK,PAJOTE,FAIL,SITO FAIL,SITASION

SI

EN LA CARA

SEMEN

You know those days where something bad happens and people ask you "WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?" This is your response...

wdid

What // Is // Happening

wdid,What,did,I,do

Johedcnjodwcjonwdcjondcwojndfw

Kwmwcdjnojscwdijjncienjdvfdhiuvfeuibecbihveu

Kfjfecejhnifnijeffbujvefhjifrvjihbgefojniwfe

Lawrie wants to know what it is you do here.

whatdoyoudohere

office space,what do you do here,jason,lawrie

custom

custom

bullshitjob.com

[i]And I know it's true that visions are seldom all they seem...[/i]

Malstephicent

Maleficent,,stephanie,steph,lazytown,sleeping beauty,julianna,Once upon a dream

But if I know you, I know what you'll do

You'll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream

Lana Del Rey - Once Upon A Dream

"Do you know what would make you a much smaller man, Mifune? If I cut you into four little pieces!" - Black Star

tsubakispinners

Tsubaki Nakatsukasa,Tsubaki,Soul Eater,Riding Spinners,Spinners,anime,Three Six Mafia,Black Star,Shuriken,Ninja Star

Soul Eater

Three 6 Mafia - Ridin Spinners

Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga I know you cant control yourself any longer Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga I know you cant control yourself any longer Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga I know you cant control yourself any longer Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat Everbody gather round now Let your body feel the heat Dont you worry if you cant dance; Let the music move your feet Its the rhythm of the island, and like the sugar cane so sweet If you want to do the conga, youve got to listen to the beat Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga I know you cant control yourself any longer Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat Feel the fire of desire, as you dance the night away cause tonight were gonna party, til we see the break of day Better get yourself together, and hold on to what youve got Once the music hits your system, theres no way your gonna stop (repeat 3xs) come on , shake your body baby, do the conga I know you cant control yourself any longer Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga

comeonshakeyourbodybaby

Come on shake your body baby // do the conga I know you // cant control yourself any longer

dunno lol

Youtubed the gloriast of estefans

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

mgs2

APRIL // 30TH //

VOTE 5

MGS2

MGS2

when the doctor visits the set of "honey we shrunk ourselves" on his "tour de 1997" he gets more than he bargained for! turns out the shrink ray was almost real! the doctor thought something suspicious was going on so he hid behind a plant until nightfall and then went to do some snooping around. he heard someone tinkering around in the backstage area it was rick morantis! he was pouring into the prop shrink ray some kind of clear blue liquid he was startled. who the hell are you he demanded. oh me well i'm the doctor he said all sly and shit. what are you doing with there? this is just ordinary window cleaner said rick. BULLSHIT i know depropifying fluid when i see it. you're gonna make that shrink ray REAL. WHY??? So I can shrink my humungous penis down to a normal size, said rink. I'm starting to get typecast. But your huge penis saves the planet in about 200 years, said the doctor. Once you finally except your penis for WHO YOU ARE you begin to make plastic molds of it around the world. then when the aliens come to destroy they can see all the giant dildos from OUTER SPACE and return home to figure out how to fight them. but they never make it home because they forgot to fuel up when they had the chance. rick says ok so why don't i just shrink my cock and then make huge dildos anyway? It doesn't work like that screamed the doctor! it's only in the honor of a LEGEND that they will wield their dildos so ferociously. so anyway they go back and fourth like this for a while but eventually he agrees not to shrink the dink. However he does notice a tiny piece of coconut on his upper lip and screams YOU STOLE MY MOUNDS BAR and turns the shrink ray on him and then pretends to go on a tour of the wheaties factory and drops him in a box marked "WHEATIES" iTHINK he explains all this to the guy having breakfast and they sort the whole thing out.

rpg

so that stapler from office space actually belonged to milton right and lumburg just thought it was a company stapler for some reason?

doctor who - robots of death

mario rpg

I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver

future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots

High iso camera snap

Mister softee

ｉ  ａｍ  ｎｏｔｈｉｎｇ．  ｗｏｒｌｄ  ｔｏｕｒ

iamnothingworldtour

http://images.ezgif.com/tmp/gif_320x223_389da3.gif

you know what a fucking loser ou are.

You know what this is

FrogandToadthepolice

Frog and Toad // Fuck the Police //

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you know i think these japanese people might have probably looked into symbolism in religious references what do you think?

evas2deep4u

evangelion

the internet also i'm pretty sure rei is his mom here which is all kinds of amazing

http://aberrantkenosis.tumblr.com/post/36849969636/part-three-of-my-set-of-entirely-unwanted-midi

What happens after Mario and Luigi rescue Peach.I know you were expecting something else.

supercutebros

mario & luigi,mario,luigi,nintendo,dreamy,sleeping in,kawaii

DeviantArt~

YouTube~

none

soundwaves

Soundwave,Soundscapes,do you know what i mean

uncited

Oasis - D'you know what i mean (slowed)

He knows what you did last summer also.

webcam

Spiderman,Twincest,Webcam

uncited

Spiderman 2

Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror

http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/

Mine

Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426 In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk

The Haunting. "What scares you, Theodora?" "Knowing what I really want." DCR know what you want. You already know them. They already know you. DCR will be pleasing your every sensory desire at the Red Gallery as Brad Feuerhelm presents a photographic flagellation of the macabre and uncanny, James Batley liberally smothers you in a special screening of Kneel Through the Dark & other entrails, whilst Lee Tesche and Andy Becker tickle your desires through a sound installation. With live noise from Crows and Terminal Gods and DJs fighting it out for your soul will be Algiers, This is Thunder and SALU.

DCRLONDON

DCR know what you want. // You already know them. // They already know you.

Skull

DCR

RockNRoll

Ever wondered what Bobby Fischer was laughing at in laughtmnd.ytmnd.com? Now you know!

pressconference

I THINK YOU CAN, // YOU KNOW, TAKE // CARE OF YOURSELVES

Bobby Fischer,press conference,Iceland

Last known photo of Him

Press conference in Iceland, 3/25/2005

Now Jon I know what you're thinking

iknowwhatyourethinking

jon,arin,i,love,you,game,grumps,t-shirt

goop graps

grep

gumble gams