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"So fuck you. I don't post much, but I've never left this place, and I won't be leaving, either. Get used to the idea, and shove a nice screencap of this post right up your ass with your other ones."

acidmanrage

I've never left this place // and I won't be leaving //

Opchan screenshot

My Imagination

Video for the song can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eQBH9dNUu4 Lyrics: awwwwwww yeahhhh folks here we go, it's time to listen to the ultimate obscene song awwwwwwww YEAHHHHHHHHHH, o fuck yes bitch ass bitch, cock sucking btich ass penis up a whores vagina oh she has another mans dick in her mouth and a third mans dick in her anus, a fourth mans dick titty fucking her and shes jerking off two other men with her hands yeahhhhhhhhhhh, oh fucking cocksucking bitch ass bitch. ohhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaa. oh sometimes during sex a man performs cunnilingus on his woman, oh sometimes he even licks her anus for his sake i hope theres no poo nuggets, that's right folks i hope theres no poo nuggets in her anus when he licks it ohhhhhhh fucking cocksucking bitch ass god damn son of a bitch in the ass. ahhhh fucking bastard cocksucking ass god damn mother fucking bitch ass bitch, oh a guy that fucks his mom and fucks his dad too, he fucks his parents because hes into that sort of thing, oh fuck ass btich ass cocksucking goddamn bastard bitch penis vagina fucking bitch ass bitch, fucking bastard cock sucking asshole mother fucking goddamn son of a bitch ass bitch ass fucking cocksucking penis licking cunnilingus giving son of a bitch yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, oh we are near the end of my fucking cocksucking bitch ass ultimate obscene song, oh yeah folks i hope you have enjoyed my fucking cocksucking son of a bitch god damn bitch ass fucking bitch ass bitch of a song, oh i know my song was penis of a vagina good, but now it has to come to an end, ohhhh i hope you have enjoyed it, awwwwwww yeah it was a fucking goooood song bye fatman AWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHH THEEEEEEEEEEEE ENDDDDDDD AWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAA

fatmanultimateobscenesong

Fatman,Christopher Paul Whitney,Aussie Dossie,Folks,AWWWWW YEEEEEEAH FOOOOOLKS,Supreme Fatness,Hi Folks,fat,obese,morbidly obese,obscene,nsfw,stupid,funny,sexy,schizoaffective disorder

Christopher Paul Whitney AKA Fatman being sexy as fuck

Barney

Fatman - The Ultimate Obscene Song

LOL!

powered

FAGGOT Power! // //

VOTE 5

Faggot Power involves the daily situations of a group of fags, named Otto Faggot, QUEERina "QUEER" Faggot, Sam HOMO, and Fister ThatsSoGay, as they spend their free time being mad guy, such as eating dildos, being gay niggaz , playing MGRR, and more. Otto and QUEER live with their dad, Gay, who along with his HOMO partner, Tito FAGani, runs a Fag bar called Fag Shack, where the queers usually hang out. In most episodes, they get involved in WarioWare Shoveupyoownassgames, but end up learning that their FAGGOTRY is more important than winning. The series is set in the fictional CaliFAGnian town of HOMO Shores.

Same

I miss the old Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Kanye See I invented Kanye, it wasn't any Kanyes And now I look and look around and there's so many Kanyes I used to love Kanye, I used to love Kanye I even had the pink Polo, I thought I was Kanye What if Kanye made a song, about Kanye? Called "I Miss The Old Kanye," man that would be so Kanye That's all it was Kanye, we still love Kanye And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye

KayneNBALove

Kanye West,NBA,NBA on NBC,John Tesh,The Life of Pablo,Basketball,YEEZY,yeezus

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#ixzz3CPYnUVbu

https://youtu.be/mq2hvBzGdok

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o50zqyX4Nh1qa7udko1.mp3#_=_

my robot penis goes, ttttttttttttttttttttttttttt fuck fuck fuck fuck. gerbils gerbils gerbils ppppppppppppppp ass ass ass

o-rings

you can touch my penis but it has to be a secret,said the robot to all the school children,and shortly after placing his finger slowly up all of their asses one by one,the robot exclaimed NOW YOU'RE IN THE BREAKFAST CLUB,a little boy wiped the tears from his face and pulled up his pants and said,thems was not cheerios!

short circus

cinnamon flavored poon kisses

black moms super windows

お早うございます。今日はラーメンを作ります。楽しみですね。じゃ、始めましょう。 I still masturbate while eating top ramen At a faster rate in the bigger quantities It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face If you give no effort If you got no money Then i got a cheap method Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch Now thats a real education fuck books If you wanna make in college acknowledge All the flavors that be dropping Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first Start with the shrimp and then the fire If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker And I'm talkin' bout ramen This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African Come back when you're in the state that I'm in And say hi to my homeboy top ramen.

ramenking

Ramen King // Pink Guy // "ey b0ss"

ramen,filthyfranktv

I got this video from our king Pink Guy on youtube, lord bless him.

search top ramen on google images

found airhorn sound on youtube

If you don't downvote this with at least 70 alts, it might make up and coming, which means that YTMND will be ruined!

umfail

HURRY UP UMFULD // YOU CAN'T LET THIS // HIT THE FRONT PAGE

LOL!,VOTE 5

Umfuld

Batfuld

Widespread co-maladjustment to life in modern society will be the force behind the evolution of civilization that saves the biosphere. The world is messed up, it's time to act accordingly and do something about it.

comaladjustment

mr.robot maladjusted civilization biosphere awake rise society evolution

gif of portion of Mr. Robot episode found on internets

Mercury Rev - You've Gone With So Little For So Long

Vigo the Carpathian stole Dana's baby. So, Louis Tully stumbles out of the Ecto mobile, completely naked. BUTT NAKED. Venkman's yelling at him to get out of the way. Then Louis strolls up to the painting, and says 'Boy, the super nintendo's gonna be pissed.' And he chucks a bottle of kittens at Vigo's head and the baby never hits the ground. That's why they call Louis Tully the Extreme.

dont-egg-my-hows

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN

moon man steals your healthcare plan and uses it to bash a dogs skull open so he can get to the candy and call your mother a cunt

Jimmy Dean Sausage, Proud Supporter of TYMND since Nineteen Hundred and JUICE

Tobacco - New Juices from the Hot Tub Freaks

Green is the sixth studio album by the American alternative rock band R.E.M. and their first release for Warner Bros. Records. Released in November 1988, the album continued to explore political issues both in its lyrics and packaging. To promote Green, the band embarked on an 11-month world tour and released four singles: "Orange Crush", "Stand", "Pop Song 89", and "Get Up". Background and recording With the release of Document in 1987, R.E.M. fulfilled its contract with I.R.S. Records. Frustrated that its records did not see satisfactory overseas distribution, in early 1988 the band told I.R.S. head Jay Boberg that it was leaving the label. Guitarist Peter Buck also explained that his group felt it was being pressured to sell well by I.R.S., yet felt I.R.S.'s distributor MCA Records did not consider the ensemble a priority. R.E.M.'s management then approached any record companies that expressed interest in the band. Though other labels offered more money, R.E.M. ultimately signed a deal with Warner Bros. Records—reportedly between $6 million and $12 million—due to the company's assurance of total creative freedom. In light of its move to a major label, the band became defensive in interviews about accusations from some fans who claimed it was selling out. R.E.M. began the album process by recording demos at Robbie Collins' Underground Sound Recording Studio in Athens, Georgia. Bill Berry, Peter Buck and Mike Mills recorded the basic tracks in two configurations: (1) guitar, bass, and drums and (2) percussion, mandolin, and accordion. The demos were mixed by Robbie Collins, Buren Fowler (guitar tech for Pete Buck and later member of Drivin' & Cryin'), and David LaBruyere (later bassist for Vic Varney, Michelle Malone, and John Mayer) and presented to R.E.M. management. Michael Stipe used these recordings for his vocal arrangements. The band recorded the studio album at Ardent Studios in Memphis, Tennessee, with Scott Litt producing. Music In a 1988 interview, Peter Buck described Green as an album that didn't feature any typical R.E.M. songs. Describing the band's standard output as "Minor key, mid-tempo, enigmatic, semi-folk-rock-balladish things", the guitarist noted that for Green, "We wrote major key rock songs and switched instruments." Singer Michael Stipe had reportedly told his bandmates to "not write any more R.E.M.-type songs". Bassist Mike Mills argued that Green was an experimental record, resulting in an album that was "haphazard, a little scattershot". Band biographer David Buckley wrote, "[S]onically, Green is all over the place, the result being a fascinatingly eclectic album rather than a unified artistic move forward". Green was reputedly envisioned as an album where one side would feature electric songs and the other, acoustic material, with the plan failing to come to fruition due to a lack of acoustic songs deemed fit for release. David Buckley highlighted three main musical strands on Green: "ironic pop songs" like "Stand" and "Pop Song 89", harder-hitting tracks such as "Orange Crush" and "Turn You Inside-Out", and "pastoral acoustic numbers" that had Peter Buck playing mandolin, with "The Eleventh Untitled Song" singled out as an anomaly. Buck had become fond of playing acoustic music with his friends in that period, and thus purchased an "oddly-shaped Italian mandolin-cum-lyre" in 1987; he would play the instrument on three of the tracks on Green. From this period onward, R.E.M. would swap instruments among members, and on Green the group also incorporated accordion, cello, and lap steel guitar.

datarem

It is Green. // //

r.e.m.,green,it is green

itisgreen.ytmnd.com & pitchfork.com

itisgreen.ytmnd.com

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 is an American animated television series based on the video game Super Mario Bros. 3. It aired on NBC with Captain N: The Game Master in a programming block titled Captain N & The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 from September 8, 1990 through December 1, 1990. It is the second of the three TV shows based on the video game, with the others being The Super Mario Bros. Super Show and Super Mario World. Unlike its predecessor, this series has no live-action segments and features entirely new voice actors, with the exceptions of John Stocker and Harvey Atkin, who reprised their roles as Toad and King Koopa. DIC Entertainment produced this series while Nintendo provided the characters and power-ups. (Source:Wikipedia)

theadventuresofsupermariobros3

The,Adventures,of ,Super,Mario,Bros.,3,Nintendo,Dic

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! is an American television series based upon Nintendo's Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros. 2 video games. It is the first of three TV shows based on the video game series, with the other being The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World. It was originally broadcast via first-run syndication from September 4, 1989, to December 1, 1989, with reruns continuing until September 6, 1991. The Family Channel picked up the series on September 23, 1991,[1] and aired it until August 26, 1994.[2] The show was produced by DiC Animation and was distributed by Viacom Enterprises in association with Nintendo of America, Inc.. DHX Media, the successor company of Cookie Jar Entertainment and DiC, is the current distributor. (Source:Wikipedia)

thesupermariobrossupershow

The,Super,Mario,Bros.,Show,Dic,Nintendo

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show

That moment when you're hungry and regrettably drop your food on the ground. You must consider the unwritten law: The Five Second Rule: mandating that if food or another consumable substance fall on the floor it may be picked up and eaten within 5 seconds. This suggests that it takes at least six seconds for dirt and germs to move from one surface to another causing contamination.

fivesecondrule101

donuts,dropdropthem,youmaydie,fail,foodie,fivesecondrule,foodjunkie,germaphobe,droppedfood

Original Photo

Movie Friday After Next

DO IT, JUST DO IT, don't let your dreams be dreams, yesterday you said tomorrow, SO JUST DO IT, SO JUST DO IT, MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE, JUST DO IT, some people dream success, while you wake up and work HARD AT IT, NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE, you should get to the point where any one else would quit, and your not gonna stop there, NO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, DO IT, JUST DO IT, YES YOU CAN, JUST DO IT, if your tired of starting over stop giving up.

dontletyourdreamsbedreams

JUST // DO // IT.

meme,justdoit

giphy.com/gifs/shia-labeouf-just-do-it-wErJXg1tIgHXG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8nMlQnt59k

This is my gift to my friend Dusty and his wonderful new wife Crystal. Congratulation you two! I felt the love I breathed the air I touched the rain I wiped a tear I saw the moon I heard the wind And now my new life Will soon begin I had to go But it’s okay You see I’m with you In a different way And you must carry on Carry on, carry on my love (repeat) I walked the earth This land so free These gifts of joy I took with me A tree grows high A leaf will fall Whispers of love I hear her call You must be strong Your chin up high Yes I still live I did not die I had to go But it’s okay You see I’m with you in a different way We had to go But it’s okay You see we’re with you In a different way And you must carry on Carry on, carry on my love (repeat) We are so strong Good and beautiful (repeat) AMERICA! :p

goodbyedusty

marriage,wedding,friends

Original Content - CyberneticEmpire

Edited version of America We Stand as One

Was messing around with some flower gifs and came up with this. You may be annoyed this does not have a joke but you can't claim it is something other then what its labeled. In before "its not labeled sh*t."

FlowersBlooming

flower,bloom,wind,sea,fish,cloud

mine

my edit

mine

311 is a meme

threeelevenisameme

IF ONLY I COULD BE NICK HEXUM // HIS FLOATING HEAD IS SO EROTIC // I GUESS I'M ALL MIXED UP HA

311,meme,rock music

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYBIRHi5-o8

http://www.aux.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/311-3.gif

https://thememefriends.bandcamp.com/track/one-two-fuck-you

Enter up to 10 keywords or keyphrases followed by a comma or the enter key. The more accurate your keywords are, the higher up in searches for those terms you will be.

eric-is-similar-to-epic-get-it

epic maneuver,police,outdated fads

some news site

some news site

ebin maneuver

LOL!

haunts

VOTE 5,Also Lex Luthor is now a Ghostbuster for some reason

The Ghost of John Frusciante becoming overconfident due to believing that he cannot be shot up

Lex Luthor disproving the Ghost of John Frusciante's claim

And the comment page will be shitted up by Suzanne as usual. And beatingadeadhorseoff will complain about Suzanne posting a bunch of nonsense comments while posting a bunch of nonsense comments himself. And gr33scr33n will be castigating all the new kids for not having lives. And madDogSoldier will make a comment missing the point. And max still won't have gotten around to replacing the million-site placeholder.

billion

Made it with Final Cut Pro X

Finding Forrester (2000 Trailer)

In 2009, I promised madDogSoldier he would be in my next list of gr33nscr33n alts. As the years passed by, he probably thought I would not live up to my promise, but I have.

maddogsoldieryo

madDogSoldier,gr33nsc433n,promise,Locke5

http://ytmnd.com/sites/901042/profile http://volume3.ytmnd.com/

Girl Talk-Oh No

Living and dying laughing and crying Once you have seen it you will never be the same Life in the fast lane is just how it seems Hard and it's heavy, it's dirty and mean Motorbreath It's how I live my life I can't take it any other way Motorbreath The sign of living fast It is going to take Your breath away Don't stop for nothing it's full speed or nothing I am taking down you know whatever is in my way Getting your kicks as you are shooting the line Sending the shivers up and down your spine Motorbreath It's how I live my life I can't take it any other way Motorbreath The sign of living fast It is going to take Your breath away Those people who tell you not to take chances They are all missing on what life is about You only live once so take hold of the chance Don't end up like others the same song and dance Motorbreath It's how I live my life I can't take it any other way Motorbreath The sign of living fast It is going to take Your breath away

SitoFail

CUMSHOT,TEEN,PUSSY,TITS,ASS,ELMO,MILK,PAJOTE,FAIL,SITO FAIL,SITASION

SI

EN LA CARA

SEMEN

This time it's staying up. Comment and you'll be added.

greenscreened

Art

18 Carat Affair - Desire

hi hi, yes. we're making sites again. this is a return to sites.

vladmir-poochins

poochel kitten be bump bum up my mom fucker ass

Doomsday Preppers, because it's fun to watch retarded people prepare for Red Dawn to happen in real life obama

thanks a lot BILL CLINTON

Heres more stuff from the static shock project I'm bulldozing through at this time. Ya can't keep a good scientist down and thusly I'm still hacking away at this project. For reasons I can only assume is that no one else will. There simply aren't any black super heros being made in the media at all. So I'm a lone gunman here, going up against the big white world we live in... but this is what I do. Been doing it since I was a kid, and I still enjoy it.

staticshocking

ass,titties,fuck,porn,boobs

asS booty butt cheeks

fucking cock licker

dick asS fuck

Giant fighting robots are generally tough opponents, and Golurk is no exception, as it is one of the premier physical threats in NU. Its typing grants it a fantastic dual STAB combination, an immunity to Volt Switch, and the ability to check Primeape and Sawk not locked into Ice Punch, two of the tier's most common Fighting-types. Wielding a Choice Band, Golurk is one of the most fearsome wallbreakers, capable of 2HKOing the entire tier with the appropriate move. It can also make use of its numerous switch-in opportunities to support the team by setting up Stealth Rock throughout the match. However, Golurk is often held back by its low Speed, leaving it unable to sweep fast teams and prone to being revenge killed. Its typing is also sometimes a double-edged sword, often forcing it to retreat due to its numerous weaknesses to common types in NU, such as Ice, Water, and Grass.

gladiatornudes

filibuster fireworks

Magnets

Ebony & Ivory

NU is a tier packed full of potential Stealth Rock users, many of whom share one of Golem's typings. However, there are many different reasons to choose Golem for a slot on your team. The best reason to choose Golem for your team is its dual Ground / Rock typing, which no other common Pokemon in NU shares. This allows it to take Flying-type moves with ease while also being immune to Electric-type attacks. It also gives Golem an additional STAB move to utilize, which Pokemon like Gigalith would love to have. Additionally, Golem is one of only a few Pokemon in the tier that is nearly guaranteed to set up Stealth Rock thanks to Sturdy, allowing Golem to live any one hit from full HP unless the opposing Pokemon has Mold Breaker. With these things in mind, Golem is usually better suited for more offensively oriented teams. Finally, while Golem may have exploitable Grass-, Water-, and Ground-type weaknesses and a low Special Defense stat, it is still a great Stealth Rock user that gets its job done well.

kalel

Adam Sandler

Michael Keaton

Hero will never give up, never hide, never be defeated, never accept evil.

rabu

Yotsumoe, dmdm,damedame,maddie,Erika_Salmon,Flamwenco,[DDE]

Created foreground by self

Back from Yotsumoe's original rabu page, it's the thumbnail

Amagami SS Opening, I love by Azusa

Taken from ProJared's "Worst Console Ever" video, where he reviews the 32-in-1 cartridge. Quote: "This kid here sure is having a good time for being about to be blown up by a missile... and for missing an eye."

projared

// OOOOH!!! //

video game,video games,game,games,kid,blue

Clipped from ProJared's "Worst Console Ever" review from a game called "Aqua Mix".

Spliced from ProJared's "Worst Console Ever" review from a game called "Aqua Mix".

This set aims to scout your opponent's team while maintaining offensive momentum. Fake Out always causes a flinch and packs decent power when boosted by Technician. U-turn keeps up momentum by bringing in an appropriate check or counter to whatever is out on the field. Taunt prevents the target from using non-attacking moves, which shuts down walls such as Alomomola and also prevents entry hazards, a great plus because of Persian's tendency to switch. Bite can be used instead of Taunt as it allows Persian to hurt Ghost-types, packing decent power with Technician and a good chance to cause a flinch. Keep in mind, however, that pairing Persian with a Ghost-type check handles most Ghost-types well enough, meaning that Bite is often unnecessary. Return is used as a strong STAB attack that can finish off any weakened opponents.

noimnot

I'm not a 12 year old closeted homosexual with daddy issues

Unlike Pilleater and all of its alts