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you know what day today is

shakedatshell

bday,bitch,happy

yup

you know it

hardrain

I didn't know what to make those children say, so I put what you hear instead.

kehrichttag

GARBAGE DAAAY! // //

KEHRICHT TAG,Guten Tag

gutentaaag.ytmnd.com + editing

same

You know what time it is

DonkayNo

Donkey,Shrek

Shrek baby!

Archangel

Balamory Remix

TomTeimouri

Whats The Story // of Tom Teimouri // Wouldn't you like to know?

Balamory

Balamory Remix

You are the Monkey Face.. how do i know? Because when i ask "what's up monkey face?" you always answer..

WUMF

r3D BULZ M0NkyEZ // //

MonkeyFace, Monkey,Face

MemeGenerator.net

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00799/RedBull_799768c.jpg

http://mp3skull.com/mp3/five_little_monkeys.html

Connery. Little do you realise just how much influence he has on your soul in day-to-day life. One of his many powers is the ability to alter your vision... ...and that's exactly what he's going to do. *shhhhh! want to know what's really going on? search "blind spot"

conneryisreal

Sean,Connery,Magic,Science,Blind,Spot,Wierd,Lightning,Vision,Sight

My own

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-aMQ7tKM6hOo/Tzr0tUeGJXI/AAAAAAAAGZk/WrCIJZJD39E/s1600/thunder%20lightening.jpg

http://seanconneryinterneticon.ytmnd.com/

its kirby up in dis bich

kirbyonthemotherfuckin64

KIRBY // MOTHERFUCKIN' // 6 4

kirby,64,nintendo,crystal,shards,music,enemy,info,cards

KIRBY

KIRBY

KIRBY

Yeah. You know what it is.

blackothello

black,othello,yeah,uh huh,you know what it is,yellow

Original content

altered snippet

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Black stripe, yellow paint Them niggas scared of it, but them ho's ain't Soon as I hit the club look at them ho's face Hit the pedal once, make the floor shake Suede insides, my engine roarin' It's the big boy, you know what I paid for it And I got the petal to the metal Got you niggas checkin' game, I'm ballin out on every level Hear them haters talk But there's nothing you can tell 'em Just made a million Got another million on my schedule No love for a nigga breakin' hearts No keys, push to start Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Got a call from my jeweler, this just in Bitches love me 'cause I'm fuckin' with their best friends Not a lesbian, but she a freak though This ain't for one night, I'm shinin' all week, ho I'm sippin' Cliquot and rockin' yellow diamonds So many rocks up in my watch I can't tell what the time is Got a pocketful of big faces Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with tailored Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Stay high like how I'm supposed to do That crown underneath them clouds can't get close to you And my car look unapproachable Super clean but it's super mean She wanna fuck with them cats, smoke weed, count stacks Get fly, take trips and that's that, real rap I let her get high, she want and she feel that Convertible drop fill, '87 and the top peel back Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Yeah, yeah, uh huh, you know what it is You already know what it is, man And if you don't, you should by now Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is Everything I do, I do it big Yeah, uh huh, screamin' that's nothin' When I pulled off the lot, that's stuntin' Reppin' my town when you see me You know everything Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow I put it down from the whip To my diamonds I'm in Black and yellow, black and yellow Black and yellow, black and yellow

goml

Get on my level. // //

Wiz,Khalifa,Level

Google.

Youtube.

You know what they say....

bugs-bunny

yeah yeah

good GO

You know what it is

ssmcw

Found

Found

Found

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

Mc Hammer. <3 // //

hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah

I googled it :3

I googled it :3

Youtube ~to~ Mp3 converter.

Old fad with nothing new.

astaresintoyoursoulsitein2012

bullshit man,soul,stare

You know what's bullshit!? - Microwaves

Same old sonata thing.

Sign this petition by commenting on this site! Also, I appologise for calling you "pedodog"... We need you in this time of great crisis!

ericprairiedog

YOU KNOW // WHAT TO DO, // DO YOU NOT?

prairiedogeric10,Reading comments on Max's YTMNEWS,2009,nostalgia

prairiedogeric10 in 2009

crimson.ytmnd.com

Notorious navy seal copy pasta turned song hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Life. You're fucking Dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy Retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking Dead, kiddo.

navysealsong

navy,seal,guerrilla,gorilla,warfare,copy,pasta,4chan,song

PS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64&feature=plcp

Elias. We Still Remember.

Eliasthecup

Elias // // We know what you did to that cup

own pick

own pick

nWo

if this doesn't make you a man i don't know what will

bombatman

batman,bomb,bruce wayne,run,with great power,epic

the internet

With Great Power-Immediate Music

BOY, HIS FEET ARE BIG and you know what they say...

bigfeeteast

rex ryan feet big east brady tom,rex,ryan,rex ryan,big feet,east,brady,tom,svelios morkianglos,svelios,morkianglos,magnet,deal with it

made by self

made by self

youtube.com

Deckard: [funny look]. [pause] What's this? Bryant: Nexus 6. Roy Batty. Incept date 2016. Combat model. Optimum self-sufficiency. Probably the leader. This is Zhora. She's trained for an off-world kick-murder squad. Talk about beauty and the beast, she's both. The fourth skin job is Pris. A basic pleasure model. The standard item for military clubs in the outer colonies. They were designed to copy human beings in every way except their emotions. The designers reckoned that after a few years they might develop their own emotional responses. You know, hate, love, fear, anger, envy. So they built in a fail-safe device. Deckard: Which is what? Bryant: Four year life span.

Marvel-Avengers-Official-Movie-Site

Iron Man,The Hulk,Avengers Official Movie Site, last minute NEDM surprise site,oops, I just spoiled the site,don't read the keywords before watching please,hehehe :)

El cine de Avengers

Avengers Movie

Tiny Tim - "Having a Wonderful Time"

Many YTMNDers know who the "Gay Pimp" Jonny McGovern is. What you may not know is that Jonny has had a podcast since January 2006 called "Gay Pimpin' With Jonny McGovern." In addition to Jonny, it has had a cast of other entertaining characters such as lesbian comedian Julie Goldman, actress Brandy Howard, computer expert Martin Beauchamp ("Straighty/Straight Boy Martin"), and drag queen Linda James. One of the most enduring characters is drag queen ErickaToure Aviance, of the legendary House of Aviance. Often mentioned on the show has been her numerous sexual encounters, particularly with "straight" men, and her softer, gentler side, represented by her going "behind the waterfall," a place where all her favorite beautiful things such as unicorns are. The song "Behind the Waterfall" is based on her going "behind the waterfall" to escape the stresses of normal, everyday life, both in and out of drag. I like the song because we all need a place to escape sometimes. My "waterfall" tends to be conservatively-leaning political news, YouTube and YTMND. Enjoy the song, and please remember to buy it at your favorite online music retailer if you like it.

behindthewaterfall

WORK ERICKA! // //

erickatoure,aviance,jonny,mcgovern,behind,waterfall,gay,pimp,ericka,thunderwingmusicchannel

[i]Work Ericka[/i] by ErickaToure Aviance

[i]Work Ericka[/i] by ErickaToure Aviance

My Dick Clark tribute. I loved Dick Clark. Don't even try me on my love of Dick. I loved Bandstand, pyramid, shit, a nigga even done loved the other half. Do you know what that means I sat through the fat ginger head from the partridge family who beats up trannie whores, ac slater, and the milk dud head dude who killed Kanye west's mom to get my daily dose of Dick. Now tell me that ain't love.

dickstrokedoutcameanddied

perverted,porn,meme,dick clark,parody,song,awesome,died,dead,happy dew yeAR

Rockin' New Years Eve

A Kyle Jones original

heffer's mom is feeling pretty horney oln april fool's day and she wants to celebrate by getting freaky!!

virgininaplaytime

vote 5 // //

heffer's mom hot sex funny cute virginia rocko nickelodeon pimp dick

i really dont have toe explain the foreground origin .you know what it is.

artist-mind song-right or wrong

Michael has had it with your disruptive and disrespectful behavior, and as a result, FUCKING HATES YOU.

michaelisoutthere

michael hates you,the office,michael scott,hate,',you

What Toby Flenderson witnessed before...well you know...

Micheal's computer under the file name "kill kill kill"

mikey boom bots

BROshes17

if you know // what i // mean

mike pedofile rape demi sucks at lol

asdf

asdf

asdf

LOL!

swarms

OH NO NOT THE WIIS! // //

VOTE 5

C-Wizzy

The Wii-cker Man (Starring Nicolas Cage, they best rename that nigga to Nicolas GAYGE, you know what I'm sayin'?)

The creeper in the van at your school's parking lot knows what you like.

freecandyboys

Pervert,Family Guy,Van,Kids

From Google Images.

From Google Images.

Converted from YouTube.

For those that think "Sorry I'm Not" is an OK thing to say, I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you don't stop staying "sorry I'm not" now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

sorryimnot

SORRY // I'M // NOT

sorry I'm not, gay,funny,revenge

Facebook

YTMND

WELL I'M GOING TO SEND YOU A LOVE LETTER MY DEAR

snowfield

IT'S HARD TO MISS // WHEN YOU'RE // THIS CLOSE

LOL!,VOTE 5

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?

IT'S A BULLET STRAIGHT FROM MY GUN TO YOUR HEART

Finally you know what lips are for

rockinthestache

nope

nope

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekFyUa7XCMw

+

jenniferlovehewitts

+,I want to eat your children

Jennifer Love Hewitt and what she showed me and wants you to know how she feels

freesound.org