| ?Smooth Space Pirate |
peaceful |
(3.00) |
569 |
2014-05-22 |
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description:
Everything it says it is.
domain:
ridleyareyouokay
site text:
// Aran, are you okay? //
keywords:
samus,,michael jackson,smooth criminal,ridley
fg image origin:
Ridley with a fedora, folks.
bg image origin:
"Samus Jackson" by Eramthgin, deviantArt
sound origin:
NES Remix of Smooth Criminal by Snowbro, 2009
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| ?Kissing her for the first time... And the last... |
zilbot |
(3.00) |
1,556 |
2014-05-12 |
|
description:
One of the greatest regrets in my life is repressing that memory. I don't remember anything about her, not even her name. I was 12, so was she.
I met her at a friend's bar mitzvah and told her she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. I asked if I could kiss her and the boys around us got excited by the notion of two girls making out and offered us money. So we kissed and we kissed, and the dollars rolled in, but all I wanted was to kiss her in earnest. She did too, so we tried to escape the attention, but no matter where we hid, we were always found. Everything after that is bleary, but I remember leaving that night with a strong sense of shame, which is probably why I repressed the memory in the first place.
And now I'm here, sharing this on ytmnd. At least I know in my mind, I kissed the most beautiful girl.
domain:
kissingher
keywords:
kaleidoscope,Max Richter,Vivaldi,The Four Seasons,Spring
fg image origin:
generic black border
bg image origin:
I remixed a clip from the motion capture scene in Holy Moters
sound origin:
Recomposed by Max Richter: Vivaldi - The Four Seasons, Spring 0, Spring 1, and Spring 2
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| ?Walk with me |
ytnmd |
(3.33) |
696 |
2014-04-26 |
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description:
Hostile army troops, getting a little close to our homes. We know our town. Soldiers stay in East Europe, dont take the war to us, don't send your kids here to make war, we protect our homes with everything we have, we wont hessitate to do everything possible to make it hard.
This war wil have no winners. only losers.
domain:
Tanze
keywords:
war, putin,dance, walk
fg image origin:
marching
sound origin:
Eisbrechers -Tanz mit mir-
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| ?PHARMACY TRUCK |
redrocket |
(1.80) |
1,003 |
2014-04-15 |
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description:
I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me!
Have ya seen how expensive everything is now?
And the politics!
They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister!
And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop.
Bah
I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something.
And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first.
You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein.
I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya.
Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off.
And good luck getting your death permit on time!
It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though
Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast
No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver.
He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes.
That driver... he's going places!
domain:
futurepharmacy
site text:
We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver
keywords:
future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots
fg image origin:
High iso camera snap
sound origin:
Mister softee
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| ?Sameshitagain |
Pakislayer |
(2.50) |
324 |
2014-04-12 |
|
description:
Same as literally everything else
domain:
yupanotherone
fg image origin:
Custom
sound origin:
Blonde Redhead - for the damaged coda
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| ?I come back 7 years later for this? |
shredzilla |
(2.33) |
982 |
2014-04-09 |
|
description:
Last active: April 4th, 2007.
Holy shit that's a long time ago. Funny I still remember my password and everything from this.
Lol I was like 15 years old the last time I logged in, I am 22 now.
domain:
scoutrave
keywords:
tf2,Team Fortress 2,Scout,Rave
fg image origin:
cooltext
bg image origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4vB8TCB3f4
sound origin:
Para Para MAX - Let's Go Gekiganger 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAGJWBAFg8c
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| ?Benny Hill Link |
BAMikeyD |
(3.25) |
702 |
2014-04-08 |
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description:
Everything is better with Benny Hill. Even Wind Waker glitches
domain:
BHLink
fg image origin:
Legend of Zelda Wind Waker
sound origin:
The Benny Hill Theme song
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| ?(nsfw) yes plz |
ulogicman77 |
(1.00) |
1,072 |
2014-03-27 |
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description:
goes with everything
domain:
yesplz
keywords:
gilles
fg image origin:
t
bg image origin:
t
sound origin:
t
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| ?all rerdseuviei everything |
ismellpussy |
(2.40) |
326 |
2014-03-25 |
|
description:
thou
domain:
rthsegr
fg image origin:
♂
bg image origin:
♂
sound origin:
♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂ ♂
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| ?PTKFGS: I knew early morning would be the best..... |
woman |
(2.00) |
1,026 |
2014-03-25 |
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description:
This is the PTKFGS version of cobras.ytmnd.com.
domain:
mamba
site text:
HE STOOD STILL OVER THERE // AND LET ME TAKE PICTURES // OF HIM AND EVERYTHING!
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
PTKFGS
bg image origin:
Austin Stevens - Seven Deadly Strikes
sound origin:
Same
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| ?Filthy Casual |
vulgardaclown |
(2.33) |
401 |
2014-02-20 |
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description:
This felt appropriate.
domain:
FilthyCasual
keywords:
Filthy Casual
fg image origin:
Mike Gaboury
bg image origin:
Also Mike Gaboury
sound origin:
Everything is pretty much from Mike Gaboury
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| ?Cat Fight |
GigaPeon |
(1.00) |
446 |
2014-02-11 |
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description:
It really does go with everything.
domain:
catguile
fg image origin:
Jonny's cats!
sound origin:
Guile's Theme
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| ?(nsfw) atestofsorts |
richardemoore |
(1.00) |
390 |
2014-01-30 |
|
description:
atestofsorts
domain:
atestofsorts
site text:
everything is ruined // forever //
fg image origin:
babylon 5; http://fuckyeahb5.tumblr.com/page/7
bg image origin:
babylon 5; http://fuckyeahb5.tumblr.com/page/7
sound origin:
Catholic School Girls - "Wah! My Pussy Hurts"
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| ?TRUTHTMND: 1945-2014 in 5 seconds |
woman |
(1.86) |
1,005 |
2014-01-08 |
|
description:
There's one thing I still have to do. I have to see this age off... See what the future brings.
domain:
in5seconds
fg image origin:
http://muller.lbl.gov/travel_photos/AfricaWildlifeFolder/LionsMating-edited2.mp4
sound origin:
MGS4 - Everything Ends
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| ?THE ULTIMATE CRISIS OF YTMND RANT |
woman |
(2.67) |
2,597 |
2013-12-25 |
|
description:
To return everything to normal... 2.0 has to be extinguished. And when that happens, you will be, too...
domain:
crisisofytmnd
keywords:
Crisis of YTMND,YTMND,superdreamkilla,Merry Christmas!
fg image origin:
CONFIDENTIAL
sound origin:
MGS2: Substance - Theme of Tara
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| ?It's been 5 years... |
woman |
(2.00) |
1,094 |
2013-12-14 |
|
description:
Everything Solidus feared 5 years ago... It's all come to pass.
domain:
incident
keywords:
12/14,2008
fg image origin:
12/14/2008
sound origin:
MGS4 - Atonement
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| ?YTMND IS DEAD |
woman |
(2.92) |
1,304 |
2013-12-07 |
|
description:
YTMND IS DEAD.
domain:
remains
keywords:
YTMND IS DEAD
fg image origin:
YTMND IS DEAD
sound origin:
MGS4 - Everything Ends
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| ?Mario & Luigi:EPIC WIN |
SuperNyanLuigi |
(1.50) |
1,167 |
2013-12-02 |
|
description:
Looks like Luigi didn't want to wake up this morning.(i should be asleep right now,too)
Nintendo has really outdone themselves.Mario and Luigi Dream Team is living proof.GO BUY IT NAO~
*WARNING-CONTAINS EXTREME AMOUNTS OF KAWAII*
Everything used in this YTMND is either from the game itself,or the MarioWIki entry~
I am a random space. KTHXBAI GAISE
domain:
nintenwin
keywords:
mario,luigi,rpg,mario & luigi,lol,internet,dreamy,kawaii,sleeping in,kthxbai
fg image origin:
Mario & Luigi:Dream Team(MarioWiki entry)
sound origin:
Mario & Luigi:Dream Team(The game itself)
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| ?Is it a normal? |
SirenSanJose |
(1.00) |
471 |
2013-11-05 |
|
description:
I got this snake at Petco but it's really a vanilla mojave pastel, right, not a normal? I mean, it has flames and everything, and.......
domain:
IsItANormal
site text:
// YES!!!111!!! //
keywords:
snake,,ball python
fg image origin:
my own photograph
sound origin:
free sound libarry
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| ?(nsfw) Duane |
lotyboy |
(3.86) |
3,244 |
2013-10-25 |
|
description:
It's Duane!
domain:
ohshitduane
site text:
Oh SHIT! // // It's Duane!
keywords:
Duane,Savage,,Swing
fg image origin:
It's Duane. Everything's awful.
bg image origin:
Same
sound origin:
Savage - SWING!
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| ?rest in peace |
spif |
(3.00) |
1,069 |
2013-10-13 |
|
description:
everything happens so much
domain:
horseebooks
site text:
everything // happens // so much
keywords:
horse ebooks,twitter,dead
fg image origin:
google images
sound origin:
internet
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| ?Cracker - I Want Everything |
BuffcoatMusicChannel |
(2.33) |
411 |
2013-09-30 |
|
description:
LOL!
domain:
thedavidlowerycaper4
site text:
// VOTE 5 //
keywords:
johnnylurg
fg image origin:
The Barney Bunch
sound origin:
The Barney Bunch
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| ?Big Boss swallows everything |
woman |
(2.20) |
1,012 |
2013-09-29 |
|
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
caecalfeces
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
MGS3
sound origin:
MGS3
|
| ?you should expect everything |
Alburto |
(1.00) |
369 |
2013-09-13 |
|
description:
you should expect everything
domain:
youshouldexpecteverything
site text:
you should // expect // everything
fg image origin:
http://www.nndb.com/people/089/000029999/
bg image origin:
http://www.nndb.com/people/089/000029999/
sound origin:
fl studio 8
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| ?Everything Carlton |
erikbfriendly |
(1.00) |
356 |
2013-09-11 |
|
description:
Everything Carlton
domain:
everythingcarlton
site text:
EVERYTHING // CARLTON //
fg image origin:
Fresh Prince
sound origin:
NIN
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| ?GameFAQs Character Battle fails at life |
Ebb1993 |
(2.33) |
1,409 |
2013-08-10 |
|
description:
GameFAQs always has the tendency to piss me off and others by choosing characters from overrated video games when there are other good games out there...
domain:
characterbattlefails
site text:
Stop choosing Final Fantasy // over everything!!!! //
keywords:
GameFAQs,Final Fantasy,Touhou
fg image origin:
GameFAQs character battle
sound origin:
The Price is Right
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| ?Ken Block vs the Police |
IslandDemolisher78 |
(1.00) |
920 |
2013-08-08 |
|
description:
Title is everything
domain:
kenblockpolice
site text:
Dispatch, // Turning over // Ken Block
keywords:
ken block,police,arrest,drift
fg image origin:
My GMod pics
sound origin:
Some YouTube thing
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| ?Bioshock Infinite's True Ending |
Red-Judas |
(3.57) |
4,136 |
2013-08-04 |
|
description:
For those of you who were confused about the ending to Bioshock Infinite, this will explain everything.
domain:
BioshockTrueEnding
keywords:
Bioshock ,Infinite,Ending,Bioshock Ending,True Ending,Bioshock True Ending,Everyone,Sucks,But,Me
fg image origin:
Gif I found while surfing the interwebz randomly
sound origin:
Girls Just Want to have Fun (1983) Cyndi Lauper.
Pipe Organ version from Bioshock Infinite.
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| ?Rejected FOXHOUND member #5 |
woman |
(3.38) |
1,110 |
2013-08-02 |
|
description:
Ostriches like to swallow everything, you know.
domain:
pouchostrich
site text:
Pouch Ostrich // //
keywords:
Pouch Ostrich,FOXHOUND
fg image origin:
Pouch Ostrich
sound origin:
MGS1 OST - Duel [or is it Encounter?]
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| ?trolololol |
gunslingeruniverse |
(1.57) |
1,001 |
2013-07-22 |
|
description:
its everything u could dream of :)
domain:
trololololol1
site text:
Get Your TECH on // //
keywords:
everything,fun,blowyourmind,blow,mind,distorted,awesome
fg image origin:
me
bg image origin:
me
sound origin:
me
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