| ?PORNO |
infinityguitarz |
(3.25) |
629 |
2013-10-26 |
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description:
ARCADE FIRE LOL
domain:
LILBOYSWITHTHEPORNONONOTCHILDPORN
keywords:
ARCADE FIRE, PORNO,ETC
fg image origin:
http://31.media.tumblr.com/fbfa46cb8e68e268fe0d4b8e00297907/tumblr_mplkx2ZhDP1rsiox1o1_400.gif
bg image origin:
http://31.media.tumblr.com/fbfa46cb8e68e268fe0d4b8e00297907/tumblr_mplkx2ZhDP1rsiox1o1_400.gif
sound origin:
ARCADE FIRE
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| ?We Gonna Rhise Up |
RhiseUp |
(1.00) |
286 |
2013-10-23 |
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description:
They treat the wood so you can't start a fire.
domain:
Shrimptoast
fg image origin:
Self made
sound origin:
Self made
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| ?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,834 |
2013-10-17 |
|
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
keywords:
SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror
fg image origin:
http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/
bg image origin:
Mine
sound origin:
Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk
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| ?That girl is on fire |
DarthMurdock |
(2.67) |
666 |
2013-10-11 |
|
description:
This girl, she is on FIRE
domain:
thatgirlisonfire
site text:
That girl // // is on fire
keywords:
that girl is on fire, ,girl,fire,funny,pyro,bar
fg image origin:
the internet
sound origin:
a song
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| ?Batman & Robin make the Trench Run |
jcgamer |
(4.03) |
5,185 |
2013-10-07 |
|
description:
STAY ON TARGET
domain:
batmanrobintrenchrun
keywords:
batman,robin,star wars,trench,run,running,funny,tie fighters,death star
fg image origin:
http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120312/1000/hilarious_running_batman_gifs_06.gif
sound origin:
Salamander 2 Unused Music ( Fire Tripper Remix ) OST: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv49vTheoIM
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| ?high voltage |
pearspie |
(1.00) |
613 |
2013-09-29 |
|
description:
Default
Danger! Danger! High voltage!
When we touch, when we kiss!
Fire at the disco! Fire at the Taco Bell!
Fire at the disco! Fire at the gates of hell!
domain:
riphiv
site text:
R // I // P
fg image origin:
me myself and i
sound origin:
asap rocky
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| ?Suvenuy |
McK86 |
(1.00) |
1,006 |
2013-09-20 |
|
description:
Fired flamed
domain:
suvenuy
keywords:
tulio,miguel,dragonforce,el dorado,djangofett,mck,suvenuy,darth,maul
fg image origin:
Tumblr + El Dorado
sound origin:
beemp3
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| ?REFLEKTOR |
muteknee |
(3.00) |
1,245 |
2013-09-16 |
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description:
Arcade Fire
domain:
reflektor
keywords:
reflektor, arcade fire
fg image origin:
Made it
sound origin:
arcade fire reflktor
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| ?The Fastest Horse in the West |
Shiningwolf |
(1.60) |
424 |
2013-08-29 |
|
description:
Shots fire
domain:
horsemanlolololol
fg image origin:
Homemade nigga
sound origin:
Inner nets
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| ?HolyGhost |
DukeDongflap |
(2.60) |
525 |
2013-08-15 |
|
description:
Sometimes you just gotta Superman that hoe
domain:
Holyghost
keywords:
Holy Ghost,Superman,Religion
fg image origin:
a
sound origin:
I Set My Friends on Fire, Crank That
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| ?Mayday Captain, We're going down! |
Mcblumpkin |
(2.50) |
1,649 |
2013-08-10 |
|
description:
Boat goes boom then burns burns burns, into that ring of fire.
domain:
SinkingBoat
keywords:
Boat,Fire ,Crash,Water,Sports,Firemen,Ring of Fire,Boating,Watersports,Danger,Flames,Smoke,Fire,Engine,Sinking
fg image origin:
My Camera
sound origin:
Jimmy Cash
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| ?(nsfw) Moon Man attacks you with a forest fire |
moonmanfan |
(2.71) |
2,247 |
2013-08-05 |
|
description:
Moon Man is awesome!
domain:
hothotheat
keywords:
moon man,kkk,KKK
fg image origin:
Moon Man is awesome!
sound origin:
Moon Man is awesome!
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| ?Pull THE FIRE ALARM |
gunslingeruniverse |
(1.00) |
554 |
2013-07-23 |
|
description:
Just a fun thing that is suppose to convince and cause people to think about firealarms LOL. Send this to your friends to get a reaction like this 0_0
domain:
pullthefirealarms
site text:
Pull The Fire Alarm // Yeah Pull the Fire Alarm // AND SMILE
keywords:
fire,firealarm,alarm,fun,funny,red,hilarious,great,lol,friend
fg image origin:
me
bg image origin:
me
sound origin:
me
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| ?Get you tech on |
gunslingeruniverse |
(2.25) |
663 |
2013-07-22 |
|
description:
Just a funny phrase that is suppose to make your friends have a reaction similar to this 0_0, and is suppose to be funny. Send to your friends to get a wtf reaction lol.
domain:
pullthefirealarm
site text:
Pull PULL THE FIRE ALARM // //
keywords:
tech,technology,funny,comedy,computers,computer,wtf,lmao,lol,fun
fg image origin:
me
bg image origin:
me
sound origin:
me
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| ?My Little Butterfly |
futret |
(1.25) |
432 |
2013-07-20 |
|
description:
yolandi
domain:
littlebutterfly
keywords:
die antwoord
fg image origin:
Die Antwoord - Baby's on Fire
sound origin:
Smile.dk - Butterfly
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| ?Kevin Rose, gold medalist |
aringadingdangdong |
(3.00) |
2,645 |
2013-07-20 |
|
description:
Kevin Rose expertly tosses a raccoon down a stairwell.
domain:
kevinrosegoldmedal
fg image origin:
reddit
sound origin:
chariots of fire
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| ?Fire! |
Karleena |
(4.00) |
589 |
2013-07-14 |
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description:
Fire
domain:
FireFireFireFireFireFire
site text:
It's Burning! // //
fg image origin:
downtown
bg image origin:
made
sound origin:
cd
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| ?humza |
bellodesi |
(1.00) |
929 |
2013-06-29 |
|
description:
yea
domain:
humza
fg image origin:
humza
sound origin:
house on fire - fits and the tantrums
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| ?parakeet of fire |
jkey1021 |
(4.10) |
2,814 |
2013-06-24 |
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description:
SLOMO
domain:
parakeetoffire
site text:
// yep. //
keywords:
parakeet, vangelis ,chariots of fire,slow motion
fg image origin:
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7588743424/h52F579B8.gif
sound origin:
©Vangelis, "Chariots of Fire Theme"
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| ?Men's Wearhouse 2.0 |
MrMercury |
(1.00) |
816 |
2013-06-20 |
|
description:
I guarantee it.
domain:
Youmightnotlikethewayyoulook
keywords:
men's warehouse,george zimmer,fired,2.0
fg image origin:
Sources:
first pic
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Mens_Wearhouse_Miamisburg_OH_USA.JPG
last pic:
http://www.sjgames.com/ill/img/2009/warehouse.empty.jpg
sound origin:
Asset ID: 6194041 (Love Train by the O'Jays) modified for stupid purposes.
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| ?Balls on fire |
archvile |
(4.00) |
1,475 |
2013-06-19 |
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description:
The secret to Rocky's rage
domain:
ballsonfirewithdesire
site text:
Balls on fire // //
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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| ?Techno Cumbia™, Newportz; 2013 |
NEWPORTZ |
(2.50) |
421 |
2013-06-04 |
|
description:
#Fire
domain:
teknokumbia
keywords:
texmexlynch
fg image origin:
CNTGZ
sound origin:
Kenny Lenny Marin
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| ?Happy Birthday, you're fired |
Fluk3 |
(3.78) |
5,359 |
2013-05-28 |
|
description:
Happy Birthday, you're fired
domain:
happybirthdayyourefired
keywords:
Happy Birthday, you're fired
fg image origin:
Happy Birthday, you're fired
bg image origin:
Happy Birthday, you're fired
sound origin:
Happy Birthday, you're fired
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| ?Khan and Vader play Mekha No X3 for the Super ... |
RubilacEx |
(4.00) |
3,058 |
2013-05-27 |
|
description:
They get to the only stage with good music so they decide to sing along
domain:
mekhano
site text:
UNFORTRANLYE ITHS IS THEREI FSOD // TIMES ONE THE STAGE AND THEY ADO // HAVE RHTA BA SPDLFEM THENY ADNED
fg image origin:
Castlevania, Fire Emblem, Ys
bg image origin:
The Avengers
sound origin:
a tone-deaf retard
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| ?Hurican KEEEEEK! |
thenightman |
(1.00) |
631 |
2013-05-09 |
|
description:
rl hurrican kick
domain:
realhurricanekick
keywords:
real,hurrican,fire kick
fg image origin:
omg bak
sound origin:
street fighter
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| ?(nsfw) Moon Man replaces your iPad with a Kindle ... |
moonmanfan |
(3.86) |
1,537 |
2013-05-08 |
|
description:
MOON MAN APPRECIATION MONTH - DAY 16
domain:
kindlefire
keywords:
moon man,kkk,KKK
fg image origin:
Moon Man is awesome!
sound origin:
Moon Man is awesome!
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| ?welcome to the party |
maaaania |
(1.00) |
327 |
2013-05-08 |
|
description:
baby baby
domain:
fire-party
keywords:
burn baby burn
fg image origin:
imgur
sound origin:
NIN
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| ?Fire Kick |
vtech |
(3.49) |
2,835 |
2013-05-05 |
|
description:
Fire Kick
domain:
kack20
site text:
// FIRE KICK //
fg image origin:
Web
sound origin:
YTMND
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| ?George Michael Marsh |
estemshorn |
(2.50) |
1,363 |
2013-05-05 |
|
description:
Careless Whisper
domain:
georgemichaelmarsh
keywords:
careless whisper,george michael,fire extinguisher
fg image origin:
Marsh
sound origin:
Careless Whisper
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| ?Crank Dat 1 |
Me0wmixxx |
(1.00) |
593 |
2013-04-27 |
|
description:
Crank Dat
domain:
CrankDat1
keywords:
Crank Dat,Wut,YOUUUU,Rave,Untiss,Soulja Boy,METALASFUCK
fg image origin:
http://i.imgur.com/OLBwlDo.gif
sound origin:
I Set My Friends on Fire
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