?Stealth |
Re-Ignition |
(3.00) |
2,849 |
2006-02-15 |
description:
"This weekend I will spend over 800 million dollars on drugs.
First I will continue pushing free narcotics for all low income people not now
covered and soon after that we can get rid of each and every one of them. And
I'm doing what I think is right,
domain:
welcometostealth
keywords:
Stealth, Bush
fg image origin:
President Bush's State of the Union Address in 1992
sound origin:
Recipe For Hate (1993) by Bad Religion
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?Max Died... |
shakes |
(3.00) |
1,993 |
2006-08-03 |
description:
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9E03E6DF1639F936A15751C0A9679C8B63
domain:
MaxDied
keywords:
Max,goldberg,max goldberg,jew,jewberg,max jewberg,jewbag,max jewbag,jewish,YTMND,Will smith, fresh prince of bell air, Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tel
fg image origin:
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9E03E6DF1639F936A
sound origin:
Titanic theme
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?So, the Iraq War is worth it now...right? |
Millertime8647 |
(3.00) |
666 |
2006-11-05 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
iraqworthit
fg image origin:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/11/05/dujail.saddam/index.ht
sound origin:
entertainer
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?BIPFT: The Anthem |
Markypoo |
(3.00) |
4,788 |
2007-02-14 |
description:
This is my little rendition of BIPFT. Enjoy!
domain:
bipft-anthem
site text:
// POOP //
keywords:
but, poop, from, there, not, right, now, dont, don't, remix, anthem, bipft
fg image origin:
ytmnd, paint
sound origin:
original music, "bipft" soundclip from ytmnd
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? KASSIUS KLASSIX: man in a cowboy hat |
filibuster |
(3.00) |
822 |
2008-10-27 |
description:
7748b
...
right nerd
...
right nerd
your are right i'am retard because why am the hell am i aguring with a computer nerd who act like he 10 when i have a life outside i mean i could take my wife to the club later : ) or do anything else you can
domain:
oopoppopopo
site text:
funny old featured user site // true story //
keywords:
make me featured now,
7748b
...
right nerd
...
right nerd
your are right i'am retard because why am the hell am i aguring with a computer nerd who act like he 10 when i have a life outside i mean i could take my wife to the club later : ) or do
fg image origin:
ytmnd site that got deleted
sound origin:
wicked ace kool remix music
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?Man It Passes Right By Me It's Behind Me No... |
Kinesthetiac |
(3.00) |
1,137 |
2013-05-18 |
description:
Have anice day
domain:
funnyhappymusicgames
keywords:
day sun fun joke day have a nice day
fg image origin:
i saw it on facebook and i downloaded
bg image origin:
i saw it on chan chan dot chan and i downloaded
sound origin:
i made it
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?(nsfw) Introduction |
malcolmtnight |
(3.00) |
1,167 |
2022-01-28 |
description:
Alright, we have another caller
It's Ogdan Skank
What's up, Ogdan?
It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut
Now listen up
Lol whatever faggot
I have a very important—
Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff
My flow tough like elephant skin
My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen
Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7
Jump on the YTMND
I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC
'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her
Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third
Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word
Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction
And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7
Blue 42 hut hut 9/11
And you can get lost in natsoc perfection
Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits
Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks
I'm givin' race war addicts their fix
I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch
Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver
Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me
Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery
Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B
What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry
'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy
You punk bitch
Current year, we're here
Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row
It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and
Mr. Krabs
Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year
Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear
Get that bullshit out the atmosphere
Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here
Legacy raps, Mac T on the track
Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap
White Air Force, stash spot with the gat
It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft
Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path
Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at?
More action, more excitement, more everything
The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe
You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy
DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs
Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage
Isn't that right Krabby Wabby?
Oh yeah
The current year has been an eventful one so far
And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy
AAAAAGH
I couldn't agree more, but you know what?
Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction
Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage
Vote 5
A "Santabot" would be nice
Come again?
I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice"
Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot"
I'm here to tell you what to do
And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess
You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick
I'm here to help
If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen
No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that
Your help is definitely appreciated
Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay
I respect you
I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all
If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor
I think Krabs, I talk Krabs
And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog!
So, pretty please, with a nigger on top
Vote fuckin' 5
This is Moon Man here
KKK, KK, KK
Proudly bringing you
Numero dookie, niggers
The White Album: Part 2
Two big White balls to yo face
McDonaldland's magical radio
domain:
twapt
keywords:
moon man,pilleater,krabs,santabot,doctor destruction,pulp fiction,mcdonaldland,kramer,The White Album: Part 2,kkk
fg image origin:
Photo taken in space Jan. 28. 2022
sound origin:
"Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic
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?Where in the heck is a do, do-do, do? I do, do-do, ... |
UnclePteranoLovingMo |
(3.00) |
197 |
2022-07-30 |
description:
He wrote his down in a man a man, he wrote his down in a do do-do do, he wrote his down, clap clap he wrote he wrote he wrote.
Hey sis - TA
HEY
Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Do-do do.
HEY. Now the guy back stage at the bar went near your house?
Okay. Do-do. Do-do. HEY.
So the guy near back that wayward place got out? HUH? OH! OH! OH! OH! DO DO-DO DO!
ROCK ON SALLY! I ATE A HUGE EGG. Finish the sentence.
Clap. Clap. Clap. Do-do do.
Hey.
Okay, †
well that ain't right;
okay
do-do- -
domain:
pterano
site text:
As Uncle Pterano Once Said: // // IT'S UNCLE PTERANO!
fg image origin:
website
bg image origin:
movie
sound origin:
the real mc
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?(nsfw) BALLIN' |
duckhunt |
(3.00) |
535 |
2023-10-24 |
description:
we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right
Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. It’s Chad Warden here. Aight, I’m talking bout that, PS Triple. The PS Triple I ain’t talking bout that wii. That wii? Shiiiit. Shit people p-people be talkin’ bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what I’m tryin to say? I’m tryin to say, is that…c’mon know, wii? C’mon, that c-that lil’ controller baby that looks like a dildo. Aight, I ain’t trying to play my games, with no Dil. Do. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y’know, Warioware, shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. But…c’mon now, the wii? People trying to say that the, the PS3 copied the wii with a motion sen-uh…I don’ give a fuck. Shit, shit the wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the PS3. Heh errybody knows, is that PS3 make the best games, knaw I mean nigga? I mean, c’mon, you got lil’ games I mean you got wii what, what you got, Legend of Zelda where you walk around with a lil’ bitch, and his lil’ bitch-ass sword, and lil’ shield, and he’s goin “HEH! HEH! HEH!” C’mon, who wants to play that shit? I needa shoot some niggas.
Wh-pow, pow
Nintendo, ah, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything, and that’s just bullshit, that bullshit…shit s-saying Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony, have you played the PS1? Nigga, nigga the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7, shit, Nintendo trying to copy that shit, they know that they can’t compete if they don’t have Final Fantasy. Nig, I don’t even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy sucks ass now. Ooo, look at Final Fantasy 12, y’know where you’re runnin’ around with a lil’ girl and shit. Fuck everybody knows that girls can’t do shit other than suck dick. So, what I’m really tryin’ to say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, nigga. That’s true shit, Sony is true shit.
we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right
domain:
cwizzy
site text:
BALLIN!!!! // //
keywords:
cwizzy,chaddaddy,ballin
fg image origin:
https://ytmnd.com/assets/250077a81b274551eb9819ba85126975
bg image origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Y8mTEl4UM
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7VJTjqo_bg
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?Ahhhhhhh |
kerrio88 |
(3.00) |
985 |
2004-08-18 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
ihatekerry
site text:
I Hate You // So Much // Right Now!!!!!!!!!
sound origin:
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?(nsfw) what would brian boitano do? |
JackI3lack |
(3.00) |
2,218 |
2004-10-08 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
Brianboitano
site text:
What would brian boitano // do if he was here right now? // I'm sure he'd kick an
sound origin:
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?I wish this spoon were sharp... |
SexualPwnageMan |
(3.00) |
1,170 |
2005-09-20 |
description:
KILL!
domain:
spoonkill
site text:
I'd // stab a nigga // right now
keywords:
life, spoon, kill, nigga, stab
sound origin:
LIFE
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?(nsfw) Ol' Dirty Bastard Calls An Angry Bla... |
CaliCoaster |
(3.00) |
2,390 |
2007-07-20 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
odbangryblackwoman
site text:
I'm all // about me // right now
keywords:
Ol' Dirty Bastard, Angry Black Woman, Prank Call, Dirt Dog
fg image origin:
MySpace
sound origin:
http://www.realmofdarkness.net/
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?We Really Need Leadership Right Now |
airbud |
(3.00) |
868 |
2015-08-27 |
description:
WRNLRN
domain:
leadership
site text:
WE REALLY // NEED LEADERSHIP // RIGHT NOW
keywords:
regular show
fg image origin:
Regular Show
sound origin:
Regular Show
|
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?Right Now Eulogies |
No1ButU |
(3.04) |
1,087 |
2006-03-08 |
description:
Right Now Eulogies Edition.
domain:
rightnoweulogies
keywords:
Tributes tribute eulogy eulogies death right now van halen bush sucks rightnow macgyver pope john paul ritter scotty doohan christopher reeve superman
fg image origin:
Various
sound origin:
Van Halen: Right Now
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?The YTMND Solution to Circular Reasoning |
portnoyd |
(3.04) |
1,337 |
2006-08-07 |
description:
Grafix tightening later tonight... just didn't have time to cut out the happy cat head right now, but I wanted to get this site out there before I forgot to do it entirely (which I'm sure would have pleased some of you).
domain:
ytmndreasoning
keywords:
circular reasoning, ytmnd
fg image origin:
http://circularreasoning.ytmnd.com/
sound origin:
http://circularreasoning.ytmnd.com/
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?"In A Few Minutes, Right After They Cut... |
everysentenceuttered |
(3.07) |
569 |
2007-05-07 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
inafewminutesrightaftertheycutthecake
site text:
In A Few Minutes, Right // After They Cut The Cake. // Now Your New Son-In-Law...
fg image origin:
"In A Few Minutes, Right After They Cut The Cake. Now Y
sound origin:
"In A Few Minutes, Right After They Cut The Cake. Now Y
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?The stages of YTMND |
ziwcam |
(3.07) |
1,475 |
2007-06-06 |
description:
Found this image on "teh intarwebs". I thought it was insightful, and I see that happening to YTMND. We're at stage 3, which wouldn't be a horrible place to stay. I hope we don't make it to stage 4.
domain:
stages
site text:
// // YTMND is in stage 3 right now :-
keywords:
ytmnd, stages, stage, community, ages, forum
fg image origin:
http://www.imagebeaver.com/files/images/5330141206forums.jpg
sound origin:
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?UR GAY LOL |
BaftA |
(3.08) |
1,381 |
2006-07-27 |
description:
You're NOT gay!
domain:
urgaylmao
site text:
Obviously you're not // //
keywords:
gay, straight, hot, women, ur gay faggots, i hate this whole UR GAY thing that's going on right now
fg image origin:
Gooooooogle Images
sound origin:
YTMND
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?call max right now |
Imakejoke |
(3.08) |
1,185 |
2007-04-24 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
alexaisfbi
site text:
oh nooos // //
fg image origin:
alexa.com
sound origin:
soundrecorder
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?Ryan LOVES furries |
rainz0r |
(3.08) |
6,977 |
2006-09-15 |
description:
Ryan could really use a hug right now. Also, a female just made a YTMND. It's a sign of the apocalypse.
domain:
ryanistehfurvert
keywords:
furry porn, furries, yiff,
fg image origin:
various furry artists + photoshop
sound origin:
Cascada - Every time we touch
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?I have a huge boner right now |
Chiyoumen |
(3.09) |
1,331 |
2007-04-07 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
elias
site text:
I HAVE A // HUGE BONER // RIGHT NOW
keywords:
Elias, Clerks II, boner, inner species erotica f*cko
fg image origin:
Clerks II
sound origin:
Clerks II
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?CURB STOMP |
sg |
(3.10) |
4,186 |
2004-05-28 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
curbstomped
site text:
put your fuckin mouth // on the curb put it on the curb // RIGHT NOW
sound origin:
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?Bob Barker is ????? |
whocareszero |
(3.10) |
3,147 |
2005-09-23 |
description:
The price is right.!! Now kneel down before me!
domain:
barkeris
site text:
GARRR!!! // //
keywords:
hurricane, katrina, pictures, looters, looter, looting, aftermath, cnn, ap, police, new orleans, canal, flood, levy, disaster, fema, bush, cheney, porn, xxx, pussy, tits, ass, cunt, myspace, naked, celebrity, margolis, drugs, weed, pot, grow, smoke, cigar
fg image origin:
mdhg
sound origin:
dsgfh
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?the Ryan Pelvic Thrust. |
Eithinis |
(3.10) |
2,024 |
2006-10-11 |
description:
the Ryan Pelvic Thrust. I'll fix the sound looping a bit later, just dont have that much time to do so right now.
domain:
ryanthrust
keywords:
Ryan, Whose Line Is It Anyway, Whose Line, Pelvic Thrust, Thrust
fg image origin:
self-created; whose line is it anyway
sound origin:
I Like To Move It - Shaggy
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?Kid gets killed |
Zanos73 |
(3.10) |
1,501 |
2007-02-08 |
description:
This kid get wrecked, you can edit this if you want im too lazy right now...
domain:
wallodeath
site text:
Owned // //
keywords:
Owned kid wall of death hardcore hxc
fg image origin:
Wall of death
sound origin:
DragonForce
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?Right Now! (Better Sync) |
TheRayz |
(3.10) |
416 |
2007-08-17 |
description:
None
domain:
rightnownetflix
keywords:
net flix netflix commercial right now
fg image origin:
Netflix
sound origin:
Netflix
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?black dude regrets |
crazyphoenix |
(3.10) |
881 |
2007-11-03 |
description:
I'm crying right now
domain:
blackguyregrets
site text:
// Why Not Me????? //
fg image origin:
so sad
sound origin:
why couldn't it have been him
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?(nsfw) But I burp from there |
Stealthman80 |
(3.10) |
2,382 |
2007-12-14 |
description:
NOT RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T!
domain:
ButIBurpFromthere
keywords:
Poop, Burp, but I poop from there, not right now you don't, fad
fg image origin:
Pron
sound origin:
Pron + me
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?i'm so not high right now |
mik3m |
(3.10) |
1,232 |
2011-02-05 |
description:
ytmnd
domain:
unblazed
keywords:
keywrod
fg image origin:
image
sound origin:
stolen acapellas
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