| ?rick roll |
Mansquito |
(3.72) |
6,922 |
2012-06-20 |
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description:
Candice Bergen and Matt Pinfield are crime fighting terrorist negotiators who met at TGIFriday's on ladies night. "I'll have a coors light, and a long island ice tea for the lady" "I'm sorry sir, but ladies are allowed one free drink, and she had a rum and shasta already" "Damnit I've been negotiating with terrorists all day. Give me a long island ice tea now!" "Is this how you practice negotiating? By acting like an insane bitch and already drunk at- wait, you're a terrorist nogiator?" "Why yes. And it's really stressfull. That's why I'm trying to get that long island ice tea. Let me tell you something, I've been-" "Let me stop you right here. Do you use a megaphone?" "Of course I do jack-ass. Terrorist are always hanging out of 12th story windows with a knife to someone's throat. They don't toss us walkie-talkies, if that's what you're thinking. Now where's that long island ice tea?" Well you see, I host a really long and boring show on MTV called 200 minutes, something or other, and most of my viewers only stay tuned because they fall asleep and can't change the channel. If I can use your megaphone on my show, I can wake them up, and they'll change the channel to animaniacs or something, and then I can lose my job and we can fight crime together. I love you Candice." "Sounds good. But wait, can I still convince people that a lifetime in jail is better than quenching their thirst for vengence, and sacrificing their lives to achieve eternal bliss in heaven?" "Fine, we'll be crime fighters/terrorist negotiators, ok?" "Ok great. If I could just get that drink, we'll be on our way." "The bartender said you can't have it because you already drank the shasta." "Well I'm not paying 6 dollars for a shitty long island ice tea!!!" "I got an idea. We'll split it. I'll chip in 3 dollars and you can just owe me." "Sounds good. BARTENDE- wait a minute! OWE you?! LOLOL Let's arrest this guy for orderly conduct!"
domain:
swordplay
keywords:
extremely loud public bowel movements
fg image origin:
Horatio Sanz
sound origin:
Whore-Ratio Sands
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| ?My Band! |
davedevil16 |
(3.73) |
2,197 |
2006-03-10 |
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description:
I'm on Dew Army streak right about now.
domain:
myrubberband
site text:
// // My Band!
keywords:
rubber band, my band, dew army
fg image origin:
google
sound origin:
D12 w/ Eminem - My Band
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| ?Chocolate Rain on Tiger Handheld |
xinjinbei |
(3.73) |
3,997 |
2007-09-10 |
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description:
**I move away from the mic to breathe in....That's all I can say right now.
Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vt9ZzXybbY isn't stolen.
domain:
chocolatetiger
keywords:
tiger handheld, chocolate rain, tay zonday, square wave, I move away from the mic to breathe in
fg image origin:
Edited from http://whatistiger.ytmnd.com/
sound origin:
Using Square Lead in Fruity Loops
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| ?(nsfw) I create a random site by entering in random ... |
GaryGnu |
(3.73) |
1,346 |
2010-04-29 |
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description:
totally random, not even assets I own (I hope)
domain:
aroeidvagterpohdfga
site text:
TOTALLY // RANDOM // ASSETTMND
keywords:
Totally Random TMND
fg image origin:
I don't even know what it is right now
bg image origin:
I don't even know what it is right now
sound origin:
I don't even know what it is right now
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| ?Futurama - Circa 1967 (now with longer song!) |
AlmostJinkies |
(3.73) |
4,735 |
2007-05-23 |
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description:
The ORIGINAL Futurama theme, all the way from 1967! (Matt Groening wanted this song, but couldn't clear the rights... which is why we ended up with a sound alike instead.)
I just updated this site - the song is longer now, and less chopped up.
domain:
futurama67
keywords:
futurama,psyche,rock,bender,leela,french, psychedelic,fry,zoidberg,groening
fg image origin:
Album cover from Google
sound origin:
Pierre Henry - Psyche Rock (edited)
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| ?Right Now Somebody is Down Voting Your Site |
CompileError |
(3.74) |
1,753 |
2005-12-23 |
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description:
I know why my sites always get ones :(
domain:
voting
site text:
click click click // //
keywords:
vote, voting, rating, down voting, downvoting, ytmnd
fg image origin:
me
sound origin:
me
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| ?Fate of the Planet! |
Fleeflicker |
(3.74) |
2,546 |
2007-01-01 |
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description:
not right now.
domain:
BESURETO
keywords:
maybe later
fg image origin:
A Christmas Story
sound origin:
A Christmas Story, Mow-He-Vee
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| ?Goodbye. |
HeatherChandler |
(3.74) |
2,351 |
2007-06-20 |
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description:
That's it, YTMND has ruined my laife and I'm quitting IRL, becoming an hero, goodbye.
domain:
goodbyemrchips
site text:
Goodbye. // //
keywords:
OMG EMO SUICIDE LAWL LAWL
fg image origin:
Me killing myself right now.
sound origin:
The sound of me taking a powder in Jamaica.
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| ?Ma-Ti screws up |
KingTT |
(3.74) |
10,523 |
2005-07-08 |
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description:
DAMMIT MA-TI
domain:
saluteyourcaptainplanet
site text:
It's HEART // Now get it right // or pay the price
keywords:
Captain Planet, Nickelodeon, Salute your Shorts
fg image origin:
Captain Planet
sound origin:
Captain Planet, Salute Your Shorts
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| ?Westley is ridin' right round so don't st... |
DarthWang |
(3.74) |
1,443 |
2007-07-15 |
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description:
VOTE 5 FOR FADS LULZ
domain:
westleylol
site text:
LOLOLOLOLOL ITS A FAD // SO VOTE 5 FOR FADS // LOLOLOLOLOL
keywords:
LOL!
fg image origin:
LOL
sound origin:
LOL FADS
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| ?YTMNDief: The 1958 Election |
Nitzwalsh |
(3.74) |
1,889 |
2007-07-05 |
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description:
A timeless ytmnd ruined by my alcoholism
domain:
butidieffromthere
keywords:
I like beer, I'm drunk and watching Iron Chef on youtube, YTMNDief, Diefenbaker, 1958, Pearson
fg image origin:
But I poop from there...
sound origin:
... not right now, you don't.
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| ?HAHA I HAVE A OLD FUNNY PICTURE WITH ... |
Dinky44 |
(3.74) |
1,758 |
2006-08-04 |
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description:
Yes this is a joke to those annoying ytmnd's.
domain:
retardmnd
site text:
SO I GET // A 5 // NOW RIGHT?
keywords:
annoying,5,haha
fg image origin:
I MADE IT [read description]
sound origin:
I MADE IT WITH A MUSIC ENHANCMENT SYSTEM[read description]
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| ?Jon Stares Into Your Soul |
IanS3004 |
(3.74) |
2,163 |
2006-10-05 |
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description:
I found a garfield strip on YTMND and edited it. Yay me
domain:
garfieldismissing
keywords:
GARFIELD & FRIENDS , JON , STARING AT YOU , YOU SHOULD CRY A LITTLE RIGHT NOW
fg image origin:
Garfield Comic + Edit
sound origin:
Garfield & Friends
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| ?Mister Richards' Neighborhood |
Funny-Internet-User |
(3.74) |
1,796 |
2008-10-11 |
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description:
Hai guise it's me again, Funny-Internet-User. Hope you like my newest site. I think it's current and relevant and features a new Kramer fad that is popular on YTMND right now!
domain:
misterrichards
fg image origin:
google (it's public domain I think lol)
sound origin:
I assembled it in an Audio Editing program LOL
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| ?a noob fails at making a fad site |
State-of-mind |
(3.74) |
5,742 |
2006-06-14 |
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description:
right now Im just playing around. But this is a representation of what a noob would do when trying to make a fad site.
domain:
noobfailsatfad
keywords:
noob, fail
fg image origin:
Made it
sound origin:
Recorded it, lol
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| ?Time travel isnt covered on house insurance |
adverserath |
(3.75) |
5,029 |
2006-12-31 |
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description:
yeah i just thought id seach for the address on google earth. and the place it landed on was just an empty plot of land on a housing estate...so it went from there
have now added the pobox to it. it isnt right, but i didnt want to kill the image due to a
domain:
safetytookhouse
keywords:
safety, house, time, travel, time travel, safety not guarenteed, buzz, scarface, earth
fg image origin:
Google earth and ytmnd
sound origin:
scarface, but from safetynotguarenteed
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| ?Homer Spinning |
VerrucktsAl |
(3.75) |
1,650 |
2006-05-24 |
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description:
Homer goes insane to billy idol
domain:
Homerisinsane
site text:
HOMER IS INSANE!!! // //
keywords:
Billy Idol Homer Simpson
fg image origin:
4chan
sound origin:
Billy Idol's You Spin Me Right Now Baby Right Now
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| ?...Now 3 |
tkx7 |
(3.75) |
1,703 |
2008-03-28 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
record3
keywords:
epic, unbelievable, 3, three, in, a, row, ytmnd, record
fg image origin:
no one is on YTMND right now
sound origin:
ghostbusters
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| ?Marina is captured! |
EricOakford |
(3.75) |
2,942 |
2005-11-20 |
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description:
Marina gets captured, bound, and gagged, by Team Rocket (Attila and Hun, that is) This special recently aired in the US as Pokemon Chronicles.
domain:
marinatiedup
site text:
You tied her up?! // I'm gonna come // over there right now!
keywords:
Pokemon, Rocket, The Legend of Thunder, Marina,
fg image origin:
The Legend of Thunder (Pokemon)
sound origin:
The Legend of Thunder (Pokemon)
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| ?Why Some Japanese Don't Celebrate Chris... |
wisdumcube |
(3.76) |
2,952 |
2007-07-10 |
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description:
The most ridiculous sequel to a ytmnd ever. If you didn't see the first one here it is. http://averyjapanesechristmas.ytmnd.com/
domain:
omgspoileritslavos
keywords:
chrono trigger, lavos, Don't look in the keywords they contain spoilers, Don't look in the URL either, I know it's hard to resist looking here before watching a ytmnd, you know what I feel like telling you a story to pass the time, but not right now, oh y
fg image origin:
sagata sanshiro (again) + edits
sound origin:
sagata sanshiro, Darkest Omen (chrono trigger) + edits
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| ?Ben sports a woody |
Somniloquy |
(3.76) |
1,261 |
2008-03-18 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
tremendouswoody
site text:
Oh my goodness // I am sporting a tremendous // woody right now
keywords:
short circuit ben jabituya sporting a tremendous woody right now
fg image origin:
Short Circuit
sound origin:
Short Circuit
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| ?Meanwhile at the bakery... |
Bleson |
(3.76) |
1,550 |
2012-03-11 |
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description:
I have the weirdest boner right now
domain:
bonerbread
fg image origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHK0uFb6Vzw
sound origin:
ditto
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| ?we need more movies about strong black men |
emphasize |
(3.76) |
2,394 |
2007-09-16 |
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description:
"____ has just gotten out of jail. Now it's time for ____ to set things right with his baby momma and his son/daughter/fetus, ____"
domain:
strongblackmen
site text:
with strong christian overtones! // //
keywords:
strong, black, men
fg image origin:
lol!
sound origin:
KC and JoJo- All My Life
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| ?Hillary is Always Watching |
RamesesII |
(3.76) |
1,915 |
2007-11-10 |
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description:
Are you sure you are alone right now?
domain:
hillarywatch
keywords:
hillary,clinton,president,politics,metroid,nintendo,snes
fg image origin:
Some photographer
sound origin:
Super Metroid
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| ?Tim Taylor is an ALLIGATOR! |
ghcghcghc |
(3.77) |
1,527 |
2007-04-09 |
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description:
Tim Taylor is an ALLIGATOR!
domain:
timtaylorgator
keywords:
tim, the, toolman, taylor, is, an, alligator, does everybody know what time it is?, TOOLTIME!, THATS RIGHT BINFORD TOOLS IS PROUD TO PRESENT, TIM THE TOOLMAN TAYLOR!, belfour fans on it look out now heres a loose puck they score, 250th site using the keyw
fg image origin:
tooltime
sound origin:
tooltime
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| ?Ray Charles abandons Pepsi?! |
cooke |
(3.77) |
4,066 |
2006-03-06 |
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description:
Ray Charles does a radio advertisement for Coke
domain:
raycharlescoke
site text:
you got the right one now! // //
keywords:
Ray Charles, Coke
sound origin:
|
| ?Tik Tok by Moon Man & the gang |
BigX |
(3.77) |
17,371 |
2012-02-29 |
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description:
Moon Man gets his posse from the various mooniverses together for another cover, this time Tik Tok by Ke$ha.
Props to moonmanfan for the idea and farkle for help with the lyrics.
--------
Wake up in the morning feeling like Mike Richards,
Grab my noose, I'm out the door, I'm gonna lynch some niggers,
Before I leave, kick your cat, into a pile of tacks,
Then I'm gonna kill your grandma just so you pay inheritance tax.
Then he'll set fire to KFC, C.
And the N AA C P, P.
He's doing arsony, ny.
Milf-raping, using lava as lube, lube,
Sawing off your mother's boob, boob,
Making a vat of boiled nigger soup...
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Every nigger jew and spic.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Every afro wearing bitch.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Well Pube Muppet is my bitch, and I'm his puppeteer,
and Sun Man's picking cotton, while Klown Face is acting queer.
Now Audrina's begging for a turn to blow my moon trumpet,
but I'm busy baking Charles' family into a crumpet.
I'm always violating civil rights, rights,
Creating a world for whites, whites,
Bitches downvote my sites, sites.
Now, now we go til max kicks us out, out,
Or til SOPA shuts it down, down,
SOPA shuts it down, down,
SOPA shut it....down.
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Every, one whose name is Mitch.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Some Mexicans under a bridge,
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh ol ololol oh! Oh, olololol oh!
Moon Man,
He steals your socks,
He rapes your hamster,
With his Moon Cock,
He can cure cancer.
I'll put into,
your mother's cunt,
a shopping cart,
full of angry panthers.
Moon Man,
He makes commercials,
And kills Afghanis,
If you're not careful,
He'll replace your granny.
He calls you gay,
On Groundhog Day,
And then I'll say KKKKKK!
Now the torture don't stop 'til your mother gives in,
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, he will lynch,
Your mom with an AIDs filled syringe.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
Dont cry, fucking die,
As I rape you in the eye.
Tonight, if you flinch,
He will give your nipples a pinch.
Moon Man, kkk, and your screaming won't stop, oh no
Oh olololol, oh! Oh olololol, oh!
domain:
tikkktokkk
keywords:
moon man,moonman,kesha,tik tok,tick tock,kkk,join the moon kkkrew today,mcdonald's,mac tonight
fg image origin:
Ke$ha
bg image origin:
McDonalds, Ke$ha, and obscene editing
sound origin:
The multi-mooniverse
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| ?Featured User Jon Caray Spins Round |
ghcghcghc |
(3.78) |
1,622 |
2007-06-13 |
|
description:
pink
domain:
FeaturedUserJonCaraySpinsRound
keywords:
jon, caray, featured, user, spin, right, round, belfour fans on it look out now heres a loose puck they score
fg image origin:
jon
sound origin:
caray
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| ?(nsfw) But I Poop From There (Full Audio) |
Piss-Mop-30 |
(3.78) |
27,265 |
2007-01-13 |
|
description:
But I poop from there. With full audio.
domain:
ButIpoopfromtherefull
site text:
But I Poop From // There. //
keywords:
Poop, from, there, not, right, now, rape
fg image origin:
http://butipoopfromthere.ytmnsfw.com/
sound origin:
http://butipoopfromthere.ytmnsfw.com/
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| ?TRANSFORMERSTMND: But I destroy the evil for... |
PsychoCola |
(3.78) |
1,596 |
2007-09-05 |
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description:
Original site got more than meets the eye. Welcome back from the robots in disguise.
domain:
butidestroytheevilforcesofthedecepticonsfromthere
site text:
// NOT RIGHT NOW // YOU BEAST WARS
fg image origin:
http://butidestroytheevilforcesofthedecepticonsfromthere.ytmnsfw
sound origin:
http://butidestroytheevilforcesofthedecepticonsfromthere.ytmnsfw
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