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It takes a certain kind of man to be a cop. And that man has to give up things in his life that most people want. Things like a wife. Kids. It ain't an easy trip by any means. But you and I - We are cops.

thecopfromdiehard

the, black, cop, in, die, hard, has, a mini stroke, chicken, waffles, syrup.

die hard

die hard fm

I Have A Dream About Quitting Rocket League

dreamingofquittingrockets

I have a dream // This dev will rise up // And be a game dev

Wikipedia - Free

Game Music - Creative Commons

Vigo the Carpathian stole Dana's baby. So, Louis Tully stumbles out of the Ecto mobile, completely naked. BUTT NAKED. Venkman's yelling at him to get out of the way. Then Louis strolls up to the painting, and says 'Boy, the super nintendo's gonna be pissed.' And he chucks a bottle of kittens at Vigo's head and the baby never hits the ground. That's why they call Louis Tully the Extreme.

dont-egg-my-hows

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN

moon man steals your healthcare plan and uses it to bash a dogs skull open so he can get to the candy and call your mother a cunt

Jimmy Dean Sausage, Proud Supporter of TYMND since Nineteen Hundred and JUICE

Tobacco - New Juices from the Hot Tub Freaks

For anyone who didnt like the 'funk' version ya now have this. Two things to sum up the story of this site. 1, Shauns 2nd ever album was a NEDM album 2, It's not hip-hop it's NEDM! Oh and btw original 'FUNK' version can be found at notevenshaunsmusic.ytmn

notevenshaunsmusic2

Shaun of the Dead, hip hop, NEDM, F*CK YEAH!

Shaun of the Dead, NEDM, Adobe Image ready

Shaun of the Dead, NEDM

RIP Buck Adams. may there always be an ant to stick it up.

alwayshadants

NOT // THESE ANTS. //

But, I, Poop, From, There, BIPFT

Ants

Ants

Testosterone acting up? Good! Be a man! Gratuitous lesbians too!

yourtestosteronefix

lesbian, kiss, fire, smoke, star wars, fawk, awesome, NEDM

All over the internet-- some watermarks are visible

Mano Meile by Delfinai

16 Bit Michael Jackson vs MC Hammer Ninja! (Ninja should be back up to speed now)

mjvsninja

16 bit, Michael Jackson, Ninja

ninjaworksit.ytmnd.com, internet

mjbam.ytmnd.com

Hey, YTMND, you still alive?!? OK, good, 'cause I'm gonna breath new life into you with this new upload. It's a mashup of an old (really old) meme with a "Queen" song. I thought up this new meme mashup not long after seeing the "Queen" biopic, "Bohemian Rhapsody". I don't feel I need to explain this one, seeing as this is the home to the original meme. Both involve bikes, I'll tell you that. I severely doubt that someone else made this meme idea before me, but if they did (I'm too lazy to check), I am terribly sorry. This is my first upload to this site (not sure if I'll upload another thing afterwards, although, from what it sounds like, this might also be my last upload. :'( ) Anyway, please enjoy (and I'm sorry.) Go check out where this original meme came from: http://mybike.ytmnd.com/ (I just noticed, this is, like, bringing everything full-circle.)

freddiestolemybicycle

queen,freddie mercury,bicycle,punch-out,meme,mashup,stole my bike

Freddie Mercury face - Google Images NES "Punch-Out!!" "Bicycle Training" cutscene

"Bicycle Race" - Queen "Ni**a Stole My Bike" - Duezce

Half-way through an exam I was confident I had screwed up, I lost all hope and decided to push it to the limit. Be gentle. This is my first YTMND, and I ran the risk of failing an exam for it.

upvotedbyprof

lol 5 stars // //

push it to the limit, safety not guaranteed, upvoted by prof, 5 stars

My exam (scanned)

Scarface Soundtrack - Push it to the Limit

A magical techno seashell has washed up on shore. I was going to do YTMND Fad Music seashell but that would be too unoriginal and boring.

magictechnoseashell

Seashell, Techno

David Hasselhoff - Limbo Dance

Var. Techno Songs (ask if u need specific)

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tastee-burgurrz

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Famery-Gay

Liz Phair- Hot White Cum

Jim Henson is my hero. He was a great man and should forever be remembered. There probably isn't a single person on here who didn't grow up watching and loving his work. I did and still do. RIP Jim. You are missed.

JimHensonRIP

Jim Henson, Muppets, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Sesame Street, Fraggle Rock,

Google Images

The Muppets - Together Again

Well, not everyone. Clearly Log isn't all it's cracked up to be. Check out http://officerlog.ytmnd.com/ for more Log from stratos-the-bratos!

itsloglogitsbigitsheavyitswood

Not,Everyone,Wants,A,Log,Final,Destination,2,Ren,And,Stimpy,Where's,Your,Head,At?

Final Destination 2

Ren And Stimpy - The Log Song

i put these up to show my friends, so downvote them for not being ytmnd material

lullabye

waffle fries

dinosaur keeps guard

bill frisell

i'm just experimenting with different tools. kind of proud that i taught myself how to make smoke from scratch in gimp! and this is one of my better audio mixes too.

notthehaze

hendrix, purple, haze, droids, obiwan, stormtooper, luke, star wars

star wars IV and all my edits.

hendrix - purple haze, SWIV and my edits. if anyone wants to make a better audio, send it to me and i'll put it up. my mixing "skills" leave much to be desired

And the comment page will be shitted up by Suzanne as usual. And beatingadeadhorseoff will complain about Suzanne posting a bunch of nonsense comments while posting a bunch of nonsense comments himself. And gr33scr33n will be castigating all the new kids for not having lives. And madDogSoldier will make a comment missing the point. And max still won't have gotten around to replacing the million-site placeholder.

billion

Made it with Final Cut Pro X

Finding Forrester (2000 Trailer)

Odysseus Doesn't Change Epithets! I'll update the gif later -- I have about 15 frames of "godlike Odysseus" to add. There would be more, but I couldn't use things like "Odysseus who was godlike" or instances where it was broken up over two lines...

odysseus

Odysseus, epithets, facial, expressions, Odyssey, Homer, Greek, Greece, Myth, Mythology

My scanner, my copy of The Odyssey, Photoshop, Image Ready

Lohan loop, UT godlike, Logic Express (total newb at Logic...)

LOL!

powered

FAGGOT Power! // //

VOTE 5

Faggot Power involves the daily situations of a group of fags, named Otto Faggot, QUEERina "QUEER" Faggot, Sam HOMO, and Fister ThatsSoGay, as they spend their free time being mad guy, such as eating dildos, being gay niggaz , playing MGRR, and more. Otto and QUEER live with their dad, Gay, who along with his HOMO partner, Tito FAGani, runs a Fag bar called Fag Shack, where the queers usually hang out. In most episodes, they get involved in WarioWare Shoveupyoownassgames, but end up learning that their FAGGOTRY is more important than winning. The series is set in the fictional CaliFAGnian town of HOMO Shores.

Same

This is a entry into the contest being held by fearcondom . Hope you like it. Took me quiet a while to make this. Tell me if this isn't synced up properly. It seemed fine on my computer, it might be different for other people's computers.

ifoundsomethingwtf

wtf!, fearcondom, contest, I found something

http://somethingfound.ytmnd.com/ + my editing

http://somethingfound.ytmnd.com/ + http://wtfboom.ytmnsfw.com/

Kanye West teamed up with Dr. Billy V. Koen in 2007 to create this single. West was inspired to produce the song in light of his earlier years when he was caught in a vicious downward spiral of being unable to finish C.

strength

KOENTMND, Dr. Billy V. Koen, Kanye West

Kanye West - Stronger Ft. Dr. Billy V. Koen

Kanye West - Stronger Ft. Dr. Billy V. Koen

drink it UP

danieldayREMIX

there will be REMIX // //

milkshake, drink it up, drink it up, DRAINAGE, afterbirth, there will be blood,

there will be blood

daniel day lewis + KRS

At least you dont look like brian

betterbrian

Cheer up! you could be him! // //

brian monty python NEDM goat sex

a series of tubes

monty python

"YOU WILL NEVER BE A FISHERMAN!" From the Malibu rum commericals. Also, the video/sync is messed up, sorry.

neverbeafisherman

malibu,rum,jamaica,fish,fisherman,slap

Malibu Rum commericials

Malibu Rum commericials

Bang, bang, shoot em' up, destiny Bang, bang, shoot em' up to the moon Bang, bang, shoot em' up one, two, three (One, two, three, four!) I wanted to be a spaceman That's what I wanted to be But now that I am a spaceman Nobody cares about me Hey mother earth Won't 'cha bring me back down Safely to the sea But 'round and around and around and around Is all she ever say to me I wanted to make a good run I wanted to go to the moon I knew that it had to be fun I told 'em to send me real soon I wanted to be a spaceman I wanted to be it so bad But now that I am a spaceman I'd rather be back on the pad

spacemanjohn

john egbert,homestuck,harry nilsson,space,astronaut,jetpack,outer space

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003552

http://i410.photobucket.com/albums/pp189/Koltreg/astronautjohn2.gif

Harry Nilsson - Spaceman

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!

I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too

If you are a child or teenager, do not consume porn yet, because you will end up like these idiots, it is better to be 18 years old.

pornisnotgoodforkids

porn,sex,orgy,japan text,ytmnd,fyp,viral,goatse,meme,memes,nsfw,nazi,nazis,hitler

my enemies

one thing leads to another

Syncronized so you won't be reading without music. But yeah... please don't f*ck up ytmnd's chance at publicity.

afaggypsabyfeedrosie

transformers, movie, fiasco, optimus, prime, contest

Me

The Beatles: Revolution

Found this in a military montage video. Most epic and amazing manuver I've ever seen. The 2 buzzed are what seem to be Blackwater guys. Assume the others are just special force or something. Don't be a dick and bring up arguments about iraq and politics a

landoniraqsnipers

Helicopter, Pwnt, Iraq, Flipoff

http://www.filecabi.net/video/unbreak29.html

Stripes Theme

Enter up to 10 keywords or keyphrases followed by a comma or the enter key. The more accurate your keywords are, the higher up in searches for those terms you will be.

eric-is-similar-to-epic-get-it

epic maneuver,police,outdated fads

some news site

some news site

ebin maneuver

did white man's law finally catch up with John? Why else would he be at Alcatraz?

whathappendtojohnwhitecloud

Alcatraz, prison, jail, reservation

Alcatraz island

Lol, the ecstacy of gold (I cannot hear this, hope it fits)