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saulbadman

LIKE // A // GOD

better,call,saul

We Had Ought to Phone The Famous Lawyer Operating Under The Professional Name Saul

It Would Be For The Best If We Rang Up Saul

Being classy is not about being stuck up; it is about having style and taking care to be polite to others and to reflect a genuine interest in them.

davidleerothruns

public bathroom stall

runing with the devil - David's vocal track

Pop-Up Video... YTMND-style. I didn't use the "whole song" because the original didn't use the whole song. This is supposed to be like Pop-Up Video, where you see something you've seen before, only with annoying popups everywhere.

Pop-up-Picard

popup, pop, up, video, picard, vh1

picard.ytmnd.com + edit

picard.ytmnd.com + P.U.V. sounds

it's too late, homer. you cannot run from him.

nedflanderscandance

come and diddly doodly // dance with me, homer //

simpsons,anime,mashup,dance,kesha,ned flanders,loop,cursed,hare hare yukai,die young

- "https://gifdanceparty.com/dancers/dancer_ned.gif" but sped up - "https://www.deviantart.com/matt159/art/Homer-Screaming-66058785" and make it transparent - "https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/Wk2XhMDkj4dFlUEKuwCFFVEGSQk/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2020/04/08/956/n/1922507/5b76eee404090c1b_The_Simpsons/i/Simpsons-Zoom-Background.png" and cry about it being a long ass url

google "ned flanders transparent". that's it.

jan Misali - yukai young

I, for one, welcome our new anonymous overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted YTMND personality I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground hentai caves.

allegiances

Max's,Website,Of,Choice,YTMND,4Chan,Questionable,Intentions,At,Least,He's,Been,Doing,Something,All,This,Time,YOU,SIT,ON,A,THRONE,OF,LIES

Detective P. "Gumshoe" Sauce

Fatboy Slim - Weapon Of Choice + A Few Choice Words?

I rise from the demise of the falsehood which challenges my existence. May hE [The FalseOne] be cursed again, and again, and again. Cherish the chalice in my palace which is thy vessel [soul]. Jehmounehji! From which small atom's weight of arrogance do you dare even contemplate to challenge His? Our invertebrate blessing from the mouth down. We are all blessed, we must all accept this reality.

hisvessel

// // B E N K I

Venkatesh

As one gazes into the Benki, one must not see thyself. The Benki must be presented with items of ritual sacrifice. An empty vessel yields an empty response. Potent items for sacrifice include: Chalk, balloons, large amounts of paper, celery and of the purest form; the inner callings of one's body.

Eli remained motionless in the night, fearing for his life. Whispers of light began to enter the ruins of where he hid, forming a holy aura bounded by three points of colored light. The first light spoke, "I am Alex, agent of entropy and whisperer of the wind.". The second light emitted flashes of visions, spelling the words "I am Monty, the wizard of the 48th parallax, seeker of wisdom." The last light did not speak but moved swiftly towards Eli and embraced him with warmth and strength. In Eli's head, a voice bellowed, "I am Venky, Lord of the Benki. Your call for help has been received, and we, as the holy trinity will guide you to the light." Eli woke up, drenched in toilet water. He had been blessed.

Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Caramel Color, Phosphoric Acid, Natural Flavors, Caffeine.

Eddie Murphy once picked up a transvestite hooker. Could this be the one? It looks like a hot girl, but she has balls.

EdMurphy

Transvestite // Hookers!! //

transvestite, prostitute, Eddie Murphy, Murphy, balls, tits

http://www.blacktower.net

http://www.amazon.com

DO IT, JUST DO IT, don't let your dreams be dreams, yesterday you said tomorrow, SO JUST DO IT, SO JUST DO IT, MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE, JUST DO IT, some people dream success, while you wake up and work HARD AT IT, NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE, you should get to the point where any one else would quit, and your not gonna stop there, NO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, DO IT, JUST DO IT, YES YOU CAN, JUST DO IT, if your tired of starting over stop giving up.

dontletyourdreamsbedreams

JUST // DO // IT.

meme,justdoit

giphy.com/gifs/shia-labeouf-just-do-it-wErJXg1tIgHXG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8nMlQnt59k

The part in X-Men: Apocalypse where Tom Hanks wakes up and realizes the entire X-Men franchise was all a dream. He exhales and wipes away the night sweats from his forehead and exclaims, 'Oh thank Christ, it wasn't real. It was all some sort of terrible dream.' He then looks at a photo Colin Hanks on his night stand and sighs to himself, 'Too bad my son being a massive disappointment and failure isn't a dream too. Maybe next time.' He closes his eyes and goes back to bed and the intro to Hey Dude suddenly begins.

wolverDREAMS

HEY, DUUUUUUDE

we're gonna need some Neosporin and Tampons

PCU

In my hour of darkness, William Shatner comes to me...Speaking words of wisdom, let it be. ******** This isn't about who's cooler, Han Solo or Kirk. That's just the set up. This is all about Shatner getting REALLY PISSED OFF that some kid would even say

shatnerappears

shatner, william shatner, live long and party, free enterprise,

Free Enterprise (1999)

Free Enterprise (1999)

LOL!

lethargy

VOTE 5

One of the many animated gifs I have stored up on my PC and yet had no use for during the time that YTMND was down

Yet another of the many animated gifs that I collected over the past year for no reason as I didn't expect YTMND to ever actually be up and running again

One of the many songs I collected that I never intended to use in a YTMND because I thought there would never be any new YTMNDs made

my robot penis goes, ttttttttttttttttttttttttttt fuck fuck fuck fuck. gerbils gerbils gerbils ppppppppppppppp ass ass ass

o-rings

you can touch my penis but it has to be a secret,said the robot to all the school children,and shortly after placing his finger slowly up all of their asses one by one,the robot exclaimed NOW YOU'RE IN THE BREAKFAST CLUB,a little boy wiped the tears from his face and pulled up his pants and said,thems was not cheerios!

short circus

cinnamon flavored poon kisses

black moms super windows

This time it's staying up. Comment and you'll be added.

greenscreened

Art

18 Carat Affair - Desire

man at arms hooks up he-man so he can smoke out skeletor for the first time so he wont be so grumpy

he-mansmokesskeletor

he man man at arms skeletor masters of the universe weed

he man secret of the weed

he man secret of the weed christmas

A0. A0 A 0 a I be to of in it on he as do at by we or my so up if go me no us. marvel vs. capcom clash of super heroes megaman rockman mega man rock man.

A0

A0 // //

A0,A,0,a,I,be,to,of,in,it,on,as,do,at,by,we,or,my,so,up,if,go,me,no,us

Marvel VS. Capcom

Marvel VS. Capcom - Megaman

Did anyone think this sever would still be up?

twentyyearsonhere

Wow // //

twenty,years,my,god,I,remember,when,pages,on active users,mattered

google image search

google image search

Megadeth - Go To Hell

LOL X IS TEXTING TOO MUCH TO HIS BFF ZERO AND HAS TO PAY A HIGH PHONE BILL BUT INSTEAD HE JUST FIGHTS THIS GUY WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE BILL COLLECTOR OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW MAKING UP PLOTS FOR THESE IS POINTLESS

mattrex

LOL!,VOTE 5

OMG, Yoo-Enn-See-Eye-Tee-Ee-Dee!

OMG, Yoo-Enn-See-Eye-Tee-Ee-Dee!

I'm going through a tough time in my life right now but I'm here to thank all the wonderful comments on the last ytmnd I made, it made me emotional knowing there are people across the globe who care about my well-being even though they don't even know me in real life, many thanks for those who stopped to write a positive message for me, it made me better reading all the comments. I won't go into much detail about what's happening in my life but life has not been very nice to me lately, lots of problems in my life of all parts you can imagine (family, mentally, personally, work) I have never been as sad, anxious, stressed as it is now, sometimes I felt (and I still feel from time to time) that the world hates me and life wants to destroy me until I give up and end myself (if you know what I mean) Thanks for making me see that I'm worth it, that I'm somebody in this world, that there are people who care about my existence I know life will not get better in a snap of fingers but with the right support it will make the rainy days better, it will make me feel that things will be ok in the end. - LaserMcCloud

thanksforthesupport

thank you

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