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One of the greatest regrets in my life is repressing that memory. I don't remember anything about her, not even her name. I was 12, so was she. I met her at a friend's bar mitzvah and told her she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. I asked if I could kiss her and the boys around us got excited by the notion of two girls making out and offered us money. So we kissed and we kissed, and the dollars rolled in, but all I wanted was to kiss her in earnest. She did too, so we tried to escape the attention, but no matter where we hid, we were always found. Everything after that is bleary, but I remember leaving that night with a strong sense of shame, which is probably why I repressed the memory in the first place. And now I'm here, sharing this on ytmnd. At least I know in my mind, I kissed the most beautiful girl.

kissingher

kaleidoscope,Max Richter,Vivaldi,The Four Seasons,Spring

generic black border

I remixed a clip from the motion capture scene in Holy Moters

Recomposed by Max Richter: Vivaldi - The Four Seasons, Spring 0, Spring 1, and Spring 2

Everything it says it is.

ridleyareyouokay

// Aran, are you okay? //

samus,,michael jackson,smooth criminal,ridley

Ridley with a fedora, folks.

"Samus Jackson" by Eramthgin, deviantArt

NES Remix of Smooth Criminal by Snowbro, 2009

hack everything

hackhackhack

hack

original content

http://youtu.be/Js02m-7qHyE

original content

Gandalf goes with everything

GangalfTheme

gandalf,guile theme

gandalf GIF +Guile Theme from SNES

Guile Theme from Sf2 SnES

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

treefrog

VOTE 5

Stolen

Swallow Theme

nate and rori vs the world

rori

i drew everything in flash

from youtube

put it on everything. submit to her will.

putiteverywhere

Put it // on // everything

frank's red hot hotsauce,put it on everything,grandma

google ijmage of frank's red hot sauce grandma lady

Frank's red hot sauce commercial

Set in H-town, the movie follows a PS3 Fanboy named Chad Warden (A.K.A. "C-Wizzy"), who has dreams of becoming a great Fanboy like his idol Tupac. His master (Jim Jones) explains that he has touched the final level of PSTriple fanboy accomplishment known as "The Last Faggot". Gay niggaz who reach this final level are said to be able to concentrate such HOMO energy into their hands that they begin to glow. Only a true PSTriple master would be able to exhibit "Deal-Dough" over his entire body. Chad doesn't fully understand and, in possession of a medal supposedly belonging to Tupac, Chad embarks upon a journey to find Master 50 Cent, whom his master claims can help Chad unlock the power of "Deal-Dough". A fag hater, PSA Guy (played by himself) (A.K.A "The FAGGOT!!! Guy") sees Chad as the only obstacle to ridding the world of HOMOs. Chad refuses to fight him and a furious PSA Guy vows that he will defeat Chad. PSA Guy and his gang later break in and assault one of the students at Chad's HD Gaymes school, Anthony Perez (also played by himself), demanding that Chad bow before PSA Guy. Finally, PSA Guy and his gang attempt to send a message to Chad by destroying the Warden family P1ZZ4 restaurant. Meanwhile, Nintendo fanboy Nick Bass (Again, played by himself) sends his men to kidnap that Asian bitch from Chad's sushi video in the hopes of getting his Wii featured on her Youtube channel. The kidnap attempt is thwarted by Chad who easily fends off the thugs. He loses his medal during the struggle, which the Asian bitch recovers. Later, Chad witnesses Asian Bitch being kidnapped by Bass' brutish henchman M6. A clue left behind reveals that the kidnappers work for Nick Daddy. Asian bitch refuses to promote the Wii on her program, but as Bass' men prepare to coerce her by force, Chad suddenly bursts into the room and rescues dat Asian bitch once again. Back at her apartment, Asian bitch gratefully returns Chad's medal. Consumed with vengeance, Nick Bass hires PSA Guy to defeat Chad and takes control of the Youtube studio, capturing Asian bitch and this one lil' fat bitch, who has snuck in hoping to woo dat Asian bitch. Posing as a P1ZZ4 GUY, Chad manages to infiltrate the assumed lair of Master 50 Cent within a dro factory, but is shocked to discover that the "Master" ain't ballin. Chad consults his former master for answers, but his master suggests that Chad has known the answers all along. Not wanting anyone to get hurt in the process of achieving its stardom, the Wii leaves Nick Bass and asks Anthony to warn Chad about his plan. As Chad returns to H-town, he is ambushed by an army of gay niggaz hired by Bass. Chad's students, led by Anthony, charge into the Caddy to even the odds. Using Asian bitch as bait, Nick lures Chad to a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box where he finally faces off against PSA Guy. PSA Guy reveals his ability to use "Deal-Dough", his hands pulsating with a GAY aura, and beats Chad viciously before attempting to force him to acknowledge PSA Guy as "The Master". As recent events flash before Chad's eyes, he realizes that his former Master was correct and that everything he needed to achieve the "Final Level" was within him all along. His entire body bathed in the sublime golden light of "Deal-Dough", Chad uses his new-found power to easily defeat PSA Guy. Nick Bass appears and fires a single bullet which Chad catches between his teeth before detaining Nick Bass for the police. The Asian bitch and Chad are reunited at Youtube where the two kiss.

thelastfaggot

LOL!,VOTE 5

See Description

Same

Everything is cool, I gave the tickets to blake. It's okay. No, he wont steal the tickets, I gave him my debit card.

incognitoburrito

Smear animation I made

From a song I wrote.

it's like green peppers, but with a *twist* (the twist being you rode your bike to the grocery store during winter and broke your fucking neck by slipping into oncoming traffic, so no green peppers. not today. not ever.)

racewhy

smacky dicks,puka chumps,and chain chomps,the Turbo Man Toys!,they're all KHAN!

penis man bears his soul

OLD HABITS: DIE HARD starring Burce Willis as ROSEBUD FUCKING PEAS

back at it again with the plant

durrplant

DURR // PLANT //

durr,plant,damn,daniel,i hate everything

well its a fucking creamy meme aint it

well its a fucking creamy meme aint it

well its a fucking creamy meme aint it

You have everything

ifyouhaveghosts

Ghost,Ghost B.C.,Papa Emeritus,Papa Emeritus II,Nameless Ghouls,Heavy Metal,Rock,Roky Erickson,If You Have Ghosts

ghost

If You Have Ghost cover

Ghost - If You Have Ghosts (Roky Erickson cover)

The Jerry Maguire Video Store at iam8bit Gallery will be a perfect re-creation of a video rental store circa 1996, but instead of carrying thousands of porn quadrilogies and action movie knockoffs, this store will carry only Jerry Maguire on VHS. Seeing thousands of Jerrys finally reunited will forever destroy the viewers’ previous perception of culture, waste, and existence as a whole. The Jerrys are a beautiful thing. And this is only the beginning. At the Jerry Maguire Video Store, EIT! will be unveiling plans for the enormous, permanent pyramid in the desert where all the world’s Jerrys will live until the end of time. Everything Is Terrible! has been working with a team of architects, engineers, and builders to design the epic monument to America’s consumption. Now they need your help to make this stupid dream a reality. All proceeds from the Jerry Maguire Video Store will go towards the land, materials, and labor that are needed to build the Jerry Maguire Pyramid. If you can’t come to Los Angeles, you can still help by making a financial donation and by mailing Jerrys to PO Box 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050. This is the stupidest incarnation of the American dream and it must be realized.

jerrymaguire

jerry maguire,show me the money,video store

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXRMTahRj0g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXRMTahRj0g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXRMTahRj0g

Literally everything you didn't know you needed, rolled into one webpage.

carnagecat

cat,weird,random,dance,gif,trap,music,funny,bizarre,pointless,animated,cool,odd,wtf,kitten,dancing,party,carnage

http://meowgifs.com/357

http://textanim.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE4p_mW3xn4

Bubs sells everything to Coach Z.

bubstan

stan,sells everything,monkey island,homestar runner,weird al

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7wstO5elGo&t=0s

Weird Al- Hardware Store

BIG BLOODY BLIPPIN' BAY

stansellstoyou

stan sells,Demoman,heeh,heh

stan.gif

hardware store by weird al

Max and Goofy's jeep rolls down the hill, letting the father and son to chase them, while breaking the coin phone in the process.

maxgoofychasethecar

goof troop,goofy,max goof,chase,waffles,jeep

Goof Troop: Everything's Coming Up Goofy (tinyized for protection)

Goof Troop: Everything's Coming Up Goofy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail Intermission Song, Goofy: Father's Weekend (1953)

Alright, we have another caller It's Ogdan Skank What's up, Ogdan? It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut Now listen up Lol whatever faggot I have a very important— Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff My flow tough like elephant skin My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7 Jump on the YTMND I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC 'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7 Blue 42 hut hut 9/11 And you can get lost in natsoc perfection Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks I'm givin' race war addicts their fix I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry 'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy You punk bitch Current year, we're here Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and Mr. Krabs Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear Get that bullshit out the atmosphere Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here Legacy raps, Mac T on the track Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap White Air Force, stash spot with the gat It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at? More action, more excitement, more everything The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage Isn't that right Krabby Wabby? Oh yeah The current year has been an eventful one so far And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy AAAAAGH I couldn't agree more, but you know what? Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage Vote 5 A "Santabot" would be nice Come again? I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice" Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot" I'm here to tell you what to do And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick I'm here to help If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that Your help is definitely appreciated Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay I respect you I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor I think Krabs, I talk Krabs And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog! So, pretty please, with a nigger on top Vote fuckin' 5 This is Moon Man here KKK, KK, KK Proudly bringing you Numero dookie, niggers The White Album: Part 2 Two big White balls to yo face McDonaldland's magical radio

twapt

moon man,pilleater,krabs,santabot,doctor destruction,pulp fiction,mcdonaldland,kramer,The White Album: Part 2,kkk

Photo taken in space Jan. 28. 2022

"Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic

yeah

sobiv228

fight,228

everything by me adobe animate is the thing i animated

Kevin MacLeod - Merry Go

Feel the Passion Inside as the Video Tame Console holds you against the cold metal frame of the parked car. The fiery sky above seems to dim the lights low as you inch closer and closer together. Just as your lips meet, a warm summer breeze bristles against your skin, sending even more electric through your body. All the stimulation at once numbs you to everything but that magical kiss, and you begin to lose control.

SENSUALItmndMidsummerHeat

Kiss,SENSUALItmnd,Car,sexy,love,summer,80s,make me lose control,Eric Carmen,Neon

https://twitter.com/GenuineHumanArt

Make Me Lose Control - Gavin Graham (https://youtu.be/QxLM1e9H4mU)

Highest-effort YTMND yet thanks to drawing and syncing. Maybe because I'm not an artist.... martymcstarfoxdotnewgroundsdotcom.

everythingisburning

fire,burning,The Ernies,Music

Krita, by le me (obviously)

The Ernies - Fire (Meson Ray, 1999)

Have you heard of this book? I had published it in late 2021 and I am not a YTMND user then. You can find it there: https://www.mediafire.com/file/se8343h20rpy5ay/The_Rascal.epub/file At least I did not bitch everything up...

takesmeback

The Death is there, too. // https://bit.ly/3BMMGbt //

Microsoft Paint

King Form

The Rope hypothesis explains the mechanic of Timecube, so Timecube is a working theory about how time is explained. Rope hypothesis answers the q. What is light? Timecube- Earth has 4 days simulteanously each rotation

ropehypothesisandtimecube

Rope hypothesis,Timecube

timecube day night

the rope hypothesis - a rope. Light.

tally hall - ruler of everything

Thom + Spring

itworksforeverything

Thom Yorke clip from ANIMA video

YouTube Audio Library banger

we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. It’s Chad Warden here. Aight, I’m talking bout that, PS Triple. The PS Triple I ain’t talking bout that wii. That wii? Shiiiit. Shit people p-people be talkin’ bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what I’m tryin to say? I’m tryin to say, is that…c’mon know, wii? C’mon, that c-that lil’ controller baby that looks like a dildo. Aight, I ain’t trying to play my games, with no Dil. Do. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y’know, Warioware, shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. But…c’mon now, the wii? People trying to say that the, the PS3 copied the wii with a motion sen-uh…I don’ give a fuck. Shit, shit the wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the PS3. Heh errybody knows, is that PS3 make the best games, knaw I mean nigga? I mean, c’mon, you got lil’ games I mean you got wii what, what you got, Legend of Zelda where you walk around with a lil’ bitch, and his lil’ bitch-ass sword, and lil’ shield, and he’s goin “HEH! HEH! HEH!” C’mon, who wants to play that shit? I needa shoot some niggas. Wh-pow, pow Nintendo, ah, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything, and that’s just bullshit, that bullshit…shit s-saying Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony, have you played the PS1? Nigga, nigga the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7, shit, Nintendo trying to copy that shit, they know that they can’t compete if they don’t have Final Fantasy. Nig, I don’t even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy sucks ass now. Ooo, look at Final Fantasy 12, y’know where you’re runnin’ around with a lil’ girl and shit. Fuck everybody knows that girls can’t do shit other than suck dick. So, what I’m really tryin’ to say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, nigga. That’s true shit, Sony is true shit. we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right

cwizzy

BALLIN!!!! // //

cwizzy,chaddaddy,ballin

https://ytmnd.com/assets/250077a81b274551eb9819ba85126975

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Y8mTEl4UM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7VJTjqo_bg

Sorry for not the speaking straighting, just adjusting. (Happy 20th birthday YTMND! Might be a little late but better late than never. Also, first ever YTMND.)

phlhappybdaygreeting

birthday

Shamelessly stolen from the internets.

Same as foreground origin.

The Boonta Eve Classic may be remembered for its human boy victor, Anakin Skywalker, but the Tyerell family lost everything that day. Rest in Power, Ratts Tyerell, a true podracing legend.

RIPratts

star wars,podracing,RIP,ratts,remember,star,wars,episode 1,alien,podracer

Original images found via Google and Wookiepedia.com. They were edited in MS paint.

sound available on Youtube

no description given.

bloofy

The same thing that happens // to everything else // No Homo

Waluigi if he was in a non kiddy game

waluigiratedt

Now i've seen // everything O_O!!! //

Waluigi, badass, T, rated, if, he, were, in, A, Wario, Nintendo, Brooklyn

Custom Made Picture by Someone

Slowed Down Mario Golf Toadstool Tour

He's Toast-a-rific!

outofpowderedtoast

Out of powdered toast again?! // ... // Leave everything to me!

powder, powdered toast man, ren and stimpy, toast

Ren and Stimpy

Ren and Stimpy