| ?Indiana-ha Jones can't stop the rock (fixed) | 
   TheDorkCheese | 
    (3.00) | 
   2,460 | 
   2005-12-21 | 
  
  
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     description: 
    Indiana-ha Jones can't stop the rock! Yes, I know the animation sucks ass, so I invite you to do a better one. 
    domain: 
    indianaha 
    keywords: 
    a-ha, aha, indiana jones, a ha 
    fg image origin: 
    Indiana Jones (modified) 
    sound origin: 
    Take On Me by A-ha 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Emma  Aha | 
   rocketmonkey2 | 
    (3.00) | 
   1,705 | 
   2006-08-05 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    no description given. 
    domain: 
    emmaha 
    keywords: 
    Emma Watson, Aha 
    fg image origin: 
    sketch book 
    sound origin: 
    Take on me Aha 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Steak on Me | 
   Autobott | 
    (3.00) | 
   1,557 | 
   2006-10-31 | 
  
  
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     description: 
    put meat on your head now. 
    domain: 
    steakonme 
    site text: 
     // steak on me. //  
    keywords: 
    steak, take on me, steak on me 
    fg image origin: 
    hatsofmeat.com 
    sound origin: 
    a-ha 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Alvan and the Aha | 
   PhantomBannished | 
    (3.00) | 
   773 | 
   2007-08-03 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Sadly I don't even think the high note powers of the chipmonks can help this song. 
    domain: 
    take-on-chipmonks 
    site text: 
     //  // Take on me 
    keywords: 
    chip monks, aha, take on me, lol, wtf 
    fg image origin: 
    Google images + edits + a bit of help 
    sound origin: 
    Aha-Take on me 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Skank Calvin!! | 
   littletinyfish | 
    (3.00) | 
   1,525 | 
   2009-01-08 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    skank (its a dance and nothing dirty) away little Calvin and Hobbes 
    domain: 
    skaCalvinHobbes 
    keywords: 
    ska, skank, Calvin, Hobbes, Dance, Take on Me, Reel Big Fish 
    fg image origin: 
    chobbes[1].gif 
    sound origin: 
    Take on Me intro by Reel Big Fish 
    | 
  
  
   | ?(nsfw) Aha! | 
   kerplunked | 
    (3.00) | 
   2,658 | 
   2010-09-21 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Take THIS on. 
    domain: 
    takeonmeaha 
    site text: 
    TAKE // ON // ME 
    keywords: 
    aha, take, on, me, music, video, dildo, sex, penis, 80s 
    fg image origin: 
    video online 
    bg image origin: 
    image search 
    sound origin: 
    personal mp3 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Me and Clapton's Take on Scientology | 
   royaljared | 
    (3.00) | 
   803 | 
   2006-06-18 | 
  
  
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     description: 
    no description given. 
    domain: 
    mactos 
    site text: 
    You Should // Do // The Same 
    keywords: 
    scientology 
    fg image origin: 
    YTMND 
    sound origin: 
    Dark Materia - The Picard Song 
    | 
  
  
   | ?The real agony of undeath | 
   YTMNJ | 
    (3.00) | 
   3,329 | 
   2007-06-03 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    This was originally a piece of World of Warcraft fan art. Please don't downvote this site. I had to uninstall Quicktime, download the .wav, then install Quicktime again. So don't try it, sonny Jim. 
    domain: 
    traouohnoesnonuts 
    keywords: 
    Sonny Jim,Quicktime,.wav,WoW,please don't downvote,take pity on me,fan art,lol nutlessness,undeath 
    fg image origin: 
    The agony of undeath 
    sound origin: 
    Vader's price is wrong 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Ex-intelligence chiefs: President Trump is being �... | 
   Kapowski | 
    (3.00) | 
   1,023 | 
   2017-11-12 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    WASHINGTON — President Trump is being “played” by Russian President Vladimir Putin, two former intelligence chiefs said on Sunday, responding to Trump’s statement that Putin “means it” when he denies the Kremlin meddled in the 2016 presidential election. In a joint appearance on CNN's State of the Union, James Clapper, the ex-director of national intelligence, and John Brennan, the former CIA director, both slammed Trump’s remarks as naïve and dangerous. “It’s either naïveté, ignorance, or fear,” Brennan said of Trump’s take on Putin and the 2016 election. “Putin is very clever,” Brennan said, and he is using Trump’s insecurity and his need for flattery to convince him that Russia’s intentions toward the United States are not malicious. Trump has since tried to clarify his remarks, made to reporters on Air Force One on Saturday during an extended trip to Asia. During that initial conversation, Trump told reporters that every time he sees Putin, "he says 'I didn’t do that' and I really believe that when he tells me that, he means it. But he says 'I didn’t do that.' I think he is very insulted by it, which is not a good thing for our country." Asked to clarify on Sunday at a Hanoi news conference, Trump said, “What I said is that I believe [Putin] believes that” Russia did not interfere. Trump offered a more ambiguous answer about whether he accepted the assessment of U.S. intelligence agencies, which concluded last year that the Russian government mounted a sophisticated campaign to sway the election. “As to whether I believe it or not,” Trump said, “I’m with our [intelligence] agencies, especially as currently constituted.” Trump added that he wants to “get along with Russia” and suggested Putin could be an important ally for the U.S. “It’s very naïve and perilous to this country to make an assumption that Russia is going to behave with the best interest of the world or the United States,” Clapper said on CNN. “They’re not.” Both Clapper and Brennan said Trump’s comments highlight his self-doubt, particularly when it comes to his victory in the 2016 election. They said Putin and other world leaders are using that to manipulate Trump. “I think it demonstrates to Putin that Donald Trump can be played,” said Brennan. 
    domain: 
    playedby 
    keywords: 
    Doanld Trump,Russia,Vladimir Putin 
    fg image origin: 
    Donald Trump 
    sound origin: 
    Russia 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Take Me To Your Heaven | 
   takemetoyourheaven | 
    (3.00) | 
   830 | 
   2016-01-19 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Hold on to a dream
Take me to your heaven,
When my nights are cold and lonely
Flying high together,
On a journey to the stars,
Won't you take me to your heaven to your heart 
    domain: 
    takemetoyourheaven 
    site text: 
    Won't you take me // to your heaven // to your heart? 
    keywords: 
    take me to your heaven,,eurovision,heaven,sweden,mountain,1989 
    fg image origin: 
    Facebook 
    bg image origin: 
    Also from Facebook 
    sound origin: 
    from the Eurovision 
    | 
  
  
   | ?(nsfw) Introduction | 
   malcolmtnight | 
    (3.00) | 
   1,362 | 
   2022-01-28 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Alright, we have another caller
It's Ogdan Skank
What's up, Ogdan?
It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut
Now listen up
Lol whatever faggot
I have a very important—
Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff
My flow tough like elephant skin
My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen
Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7
Jump on the YTMND
I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC
'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her
Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third
Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word
Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction
And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7
Blue 42 hut hut 9/11
And you can get lost in natsoc perfection
Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits
Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks
I'm givin' race war addicts their fix
I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch
Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver
Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me
Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery
Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B
What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry
'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy
You punk bitch
Current year, we're here
Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row
It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and
Mr. Krabs
Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year
Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear
Get that bullshit out the atmosphere
Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here
Legacy raps, Mac T on the track
Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap
White Air Force, stash spot with the gat
It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft
Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path
Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at?
More action, more excitement, more everything
The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe
You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy
DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs
Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage
Isn't that right Krabby Wabby?
Oh yeah
The current year has been an eventful one so far
And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy
AAAAAGH
I couldn't agree more, but you know what?
Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction
Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage
Vote 5
A "Santabot" would be nice
Come again?
I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice"
Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot"
I'm here to tell you what to do
And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess
You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick
I'm here to help
If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen
No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that
Your help is definitely appreciated
Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay
I respect you
I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all
If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor
I think Krabs, I talk Krabs
And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog!
So, pretty please, with a nigger on top
Vote fuckin' 5
This is Moon Man here
KKK, KK, KK
Proudly bringing you
Numero dookie, niggers
The White Album: Part 2
Two big White balls to yo face
McDonaldland's magical radio 
    domain: 
    twapt 
    keywords: 
    moon man,pilleater,krabs,santabot,doctor destruction,pulp fiction,mcdonaldland,kramer,The White Album: Part 2,kkk 
    fg image origin: 
    Photo taken in space Jan. 28. 2022 
    sound origin: 
    "Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Milton has a change of heart (take my stapler) | 
   BlackSheepx | 
    (3.02) | 
   5,498 | 
   2005-07-19 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    I love this song, I love that movie, I love this fad. 
    domain: 
    takemystapler 
    keywords: 
    a-ha, aha, take on me, take my stapler, my stapler, milton, office space, stapler, I believe you have my stapler 
    sound origin: 
    
    | 
  
  
   | ?Family Guy Take On Me (low size) | 
   ccreamer | 
    (3.08) | 
   9,089 | 
   2005-07-17 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    family guy - take on me 
    domain: 
    chris-aha 
    keywords: 
    family guy, a-ha, take on me 
    fg image origin: 
    television still 
    sound origin: 
    extracted from television 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Take On Bill Cosby | 
   atari2600a | 
    (3.08) | 
   1,976 | 
   2006-12-23 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Hey, it seems better than that one where all they do is replace like 2 frames from the beginning of the music video! 
    domain: 
    takeonbcosby 
    keywords: 
    take, on, bill, cosby, simpsons, me, aha, a-ha, pokemon, 
    fg image origin: 
    PhotoShop CS3 Freaking Beta 
    sound origin: 
    A-Ha + Cosby Simpsons Parody 
    | 
  
 
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   | ?Garfield is a Lively Cat | 
   WitchKingofAngmar | 
    (3.09) | 
   1,762 | 
   2007-03-14 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    penis penis penis 
    domain: 
    bardfields 
    keywords: 
    cat, lazy, garfield, aha, take on me, hej 
    fg image origin: 
    Take on Me - Aha 
    sound origin: 
    Take on Me - Aha 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Sora - Take on Me. | 
   K1migi | 
    (3.11) | 
   4,025 | 
   2005-11-11 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Just something random. I have to thank a friend for the mp3. The image was just something I googled. 
    domain: 
    KHtakeonme 
    keywords: 
    Take on Me 
    fg image origin: 
    DualKeybladeModeThingy 
    sound origin: 
    Reel Big Fish - Take on Me (Not the version from Aha) 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Dan, Ken & Jesse Road Trip | 
   metalken | 
    (3.13) | 
   903 | 
   2006-10-01 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    no description given. 
    domain: 
    dkjroadtrip 
    keywords: 
    roxberry, take on me, ahha, 
    fg image origin: 
    snl 
    sound origin: 
    Ahha - Take on Me 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Take on Uncle Phil. | 
   Ansem | 
    (3.13) | 
   1,571 | 
   2008-03-28 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Uncle Phil takes on his greatest love. 
    domain: 
    takeonunclephil 
    keywords: 
    Uncle Phil,potatoes,take,on,me,Uncle,Phil,A-Ha 
    fg image origin: 
    A-Ha (astuteNacute's site) 
    sound origin: 
    A-Ha Take on me, Uncle Phil 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Take on me, Khan | 
   fuxor | 
    (3.14) | 
   1,732 | 
   2005-08-08 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    no description given. 
    domain: 
    takhanme2 
    sound origin: 
    
    | 
  
  
   | ?Chris + Take on me = Lol | 
   blindbat | 
    (3.14) | 
   1,814 | 
   2006-01-30 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    The Family guy parody of chris dancing to the song take one me by A Ha. Made it cause I was bored... 
    domain: 
    chrisdances 
    keywords: 
    chris,familyguy,take on me, 
    sound origin: 
    YTMND Soundtrack 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Take On whatyouseewhenyoudie | 
   cowpatch5 | 
    (3.14) | 
   1,391 | 
   2007-02-24 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    no description given. 
    domain: 
    ahacatonakeyboardinspace 
    keywords: 
    cat on a keyboard in space, aha, take on me 
    fg image origin: 
    grayscale version of iseedakitty.ytmnd.com 
    sound origin: 
    Aha + JJ Perrey, all out of key 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Kingdom Hearts 2 Take On Me | 
   Robodeathclock | 
    (3.16) | 
   5,449 | 
   2006-04-18 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    :) 
    domain: 
    KH2takeonme 
    keywords: 
    take,on,me,king,kingdom,hearts,2,two,lol,rofl 
    fg image origin: 
    kingfom hearts2 
    sound origin: 
    me 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Sit on you | 
   DjangoZephyr | 
    (3.17) | 
   1,195 | 
   2010-09-30 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Take on me 
    domain: 
    tiwidisoy 
    keywords: 
    sit, gstar 
    fg image origin: 
    facesitter 
    sound origin: 
    flying lotus 
    | 
  
  
   | ?WoW Portals R Zerious Business | 
   Yaradovich | 
    (3.17) | 
   5,240 | 
   2006-04-15 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    This was in MC, me and my homie were asked to open up a portal to Orgrimmar. We opened up two portals on top of eachother that didn't take you to Org.
Needless to say, this -IS- serious business. 
    domain: 
    ZeriousBusiness 
    keywords: 
    World Warcraft Portals Portal Mage Serious Business Zerious Necrid Zeerti 
    fg image origin: 
    Screenshot + MS Paint, w00t 
    sound origin: 
    Recording from vent (couldn't resist) LOL 
    | 
  
  
   | ?WTF IS IN MY POOL FILTER??? | 
   RadialAxis | 
    (3.17) | 
   1,164 | 
   2006-12-31 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    I was taking a picture of my pool filter because I needed some pipes for a photoshop project I was working on.... I go inside and see this sh*t staring at me in the pic I just took. Needless to say the filter is now running. 
    domain: 
    WTFILTER 
    keywords: 
    WTF IS THIS SH*T? 
    fg image origin: 
    My pool filter 
    sound origin: 
    Generic epic music 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Pipe Wrench Fight! | 
   CavemanDaPirate | 
    (3.17) | 
   2,583 | 
   2009-03-05 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    no description given. 
    domain: 
    PWF 
    site text: 
    PIPE // WRENCH // FIGHT! 
    keywords: 
    Pipe, Wrench, Fight, Take Me On, A Ha, Dustin Mclean, 80s 
    fg image origin: 
    Take Me On - A Ha 
    sound origin: 
    Dustin Mclean - Literal Videos 
    | 
  
  
   | ?YTMND user is interested in penis enlargement | 
   TheeMikester | 
    (3.18) | 
   1,498 | 
   2006-08-08 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    no description given. 
    domain: 
    wanglonger 
    fg image origin: 
    Screenshot of YTMND 
    sound origin: 
    Aha - Take on me 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Master Chief gearing up for Halo 3 | 
   stormdlp | 
    (3.18) | 
   2,496 | 
   2007-09-16 | 
  
  
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     description: 
    Someone sneaked up on me while I was taking a crap. I was getting ready to go to the Halo2 launch. And then.... BOMB ARMED! BOMB PLANTED! GAIN THE LEAD! GAME OVER! (then I teabagged the cameraman) 
    domain: 
    halothreeasdf 
    site text: 
     //  // wipey mcbutt 
    keywords: 
    halo 3, masterchief, game, xbox, master, chief, live, 360, halo 2, halo 
    fg image origin: 
    My Costume(pwns u) 
    sound origin: 
    I played Halo theme on guitar 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Roommates | 
   artgoeshere | 
    (3.20) | 
   1,661 | 
   2006-06-13 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    What if Jean Luc Picard and Darth Vader where roommates? 
    domain: 
    roommates 
    site text: 
    Spacemates //  //  
    keywords: 
    darth vader, star wars, star trek, jean luc picard, picard, darth, vader, artgoeshere, 
    fg image origin: 
    Star Wars, Star Trek 
    sound origin: 
    Take On Me - Ah Ha 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Bad Idea (What happens afterwards) | 
   Funker42 | 
    (3.21) | 
   1,705 | 
   2006-04-04 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    What happens afterwards 
    domain: 
    badideaafterwards 
    keywords: 
    Take on me, bad idea, palestinian kid 
    sound origin: 
    
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