?Doomed... in Stereo! (Futurama) |
AustinSchnitzel |
(2.52) |
4,620 |
2006-08-23 |
description:
Got the idea from doomd.ytmnd.com ... perhaps a little late, but at least no one has used this exact sound/image combo yet. Sound should be decent, just turn the volume up.
domain:
doubledoomd
keywords:
Futurama, Bender, Parallel, Doomed
fg image origin:
Futurama - The Farnsworth Parabox
sound origin:
Futurama - The Farnsworth Parabox
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?Cake pwns you. |
Ferinas |
(2.55) |
1,584 |
2007-02-14 |
description:
After a few minutes of being f*cked up I fixed this site. Cookie for me. The image was inspired by 4chan and found on teh intarweb.
domain:
cakeliekpwnj00
keywords:
cake, pwned, pwn, pure, ultimate, pwnage
fg image origin:
See site desc
sound origin:
Teh_pwnerer
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?falcon176 does not value your opinion |
falcon176 |
(2.56) |
886 |
2006-09-30 |
description:
damn that music is soft, be sure to turn your speakers up
domain:
noseriouslystopcommenting
site text:
HEY FUCK // //
fg image origin:
THE BEST DRINK EVER
sound origin:
SOME LOW VOLUME SONG
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?The Wall: the game |
eye-ball |
(2.57) |
992 |
2006-09-23 |
description:
If anybody out there has seen the wall, you would know how f*cked up this game would be.
domain:
thewallgame
keywords:
pink floyd, the wall, game
fg image origin:
ms paint
sound origin:
pink floyd
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?YTMND Starts New Fashion Trend? |
dickie |
(2.58) |
1,069 |
2006-09-09 |
description:
Woke up to this today. Shouldn't someone here be getting royalties or something?
domain:
shoeonheadchic
site text:
Shoe On Head? // //
keywords:
shoe on head, fashion, paris, model, sexy, shoe, head, headcrab
fg image origin:
yahoo! news
sound origin:
right said fred
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?Damn girl, yo shit be up in my face |
Dr-Baa |
(2.59) |
6,542 |
2004-07-05 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
damngirlyoshitbeupinmyface
site text:
Damn girl // yo shit be up // in my face
sound origin:
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?Emo Jesus |
TEHAISEOFSPAIDS |
(2.60) |
6,086 |
2005-10-27 |
description:
inspired by a YTMND that is no longer up. The loop sucks on purpose. it doesn't always have to be perfect to be a good YTMND, bitches.
domain:
emomessiah
site text:
That's // So // Emo
keywords:
emo, jesus, WoW, picard, batman, hassan, gay, what is, conan
fg image origin:
probably the bible or something
sound origin:
Dashboard Gayfessional
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?Now Under My Dominion |
Legendarypancake |
(2.60) |
1,025 |
2006-01-15 |
description:
legendarypancake needs to be locked up.
domain:
ruthproctormybitch
site text:
Scream and // cry // little girl
keywords:
ruth, rape, legendarypancake, pancake, newgrounds, sex, beating, fad, meme.
sound origin:
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?KIRBYRAEG |
Connor12345 |
(2.60) |
1,118 |
2008-07-04 |
description:
Enter a brief description of your site or any other optional information
you choose. Links will automatically be parsed. 1000 character limit.
domain:
KIRBYRAEG
keywords:
Enter up to 10 keywords or keyphrases seperated by commas.
The more accurate your keywords are, the higher up in searches for
those terms you will be.
fg image origin:
Kirbyraeg
sound origin:
Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames
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?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,814 |
2013-10-17 |
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
keywords:
SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror
fg image origin:
http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/
bg image origin:
Mine
sound origin:
Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk
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?(nsfw) Net Neutrality: Not All It's Cracked Up... |
Thunderwing |
(2.60) |
1,865 |
2014-05-03 |
description:
Adam Curry, former MTV VJ and co-host of No Agenda, describes what Net Neutrality REALLY is and why it might not be a good idea, especially if it interferes with ISP network management.
domain:
noagendanetneutrality
keywords:
no agenda,adam curry,john c dvorak,net neutrality,internet,metered,network management,data allowance policy,data usage meter,the best podcast in the universe
fg image origin:
http://www.athenasweb.com/img/Aquarius/NetNeutrality.jpg
sound origin:
http://613.nashownotes.com
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?Thunderwing's Alternate History: Jimmy Mc... |
Thunderwing |
(2.60) |
1,155 |
2017-02-03 |
description:
A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is a mock-up of a cover for Republican Party candidate Jimmy McMillan. He actually started his own small political party, The Rent Is Too Damn High party, in 1993, and ran for numerous political offices in the state of New York and for several national U.S. offices, including the 2012 and 2016 Presidential elections. I wonder how the direction of the United States would change with such an unorthodox candidate becoming president. Anyway, enjoy!
domain:
jimmymcmillannewsweek
keywords:
jimmy mcmillan,the rent is too damn high,republican,2016 election,president,presidency,united states of america,newsweek,topix,mock-up
fg image origin:
Newsweek/Topix/Pixelmator
sound origin:
ESPN
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?Doug's neighbor's neighbor: Every se... |
Captain-Obvious |
(2.63) |
2,330 |
2008-06-08 |
description:
Kale Brecht is stuck in his house under house arrest. Mr. Dink is stuck in his for being a registered sex offender. Is Kale about to find the most screwed up thing in disturbia?
domain:
disturbiavsbluffington
site text:
Lulz Disturbia kid // //
keywords:
Doug, Doug's, neighbor, neighbor's, Disturbia, Shia Labuff, movie, cartoon, Kale Brecht
fg image origin:
Doug's neighbor, Disturbia
sound origin:
Doug's neighbor
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?Tribute to the best free monday morning ever <3 |
BigBaconn |
(2.63) |
427 |
2009-12-28 |
description:
I used to be able to get up at 10:20 on mondays. Now because of this bombaclot change I have to get up at 09:10 MAYNEE!!! :(
domain:
fucknoyoudidnot
keywords:
ucnlephil madness chinesef*cker roosters cry kanye west cheescake and grapes
fg image origin:
internet random
sound origin:
cut
|
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?New James Bond Fails at Life |
BeerDrinkingVictoryM |
(2.64) |
2,728 |
2006-08-30 |
description:
Does Daniel Craig have what it takes to live up to the legend of Agent 007? Are we, as Bond fans, ready for James to be blond-haired and blue-eyed?
OT: This is my very first YTMND. I used only a free .gif creator and audio utility. I was most concer
domain:
bondfails
site text:
You LOSE, Mr. Bond! // //
keywords:
bond, fail, craig, james bond, fails
fg image origin:
Google Image Search
sound origin:
The Price is Right!
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?You DON'T Want To Be a Cow |
RuberDuckyMAN |
(2.67) |
1,646 |
2006-07-10 |
description:
I got this idea when I was thinking about trucking...like how a truck's horn sounds like a cow mooing, but I came up with the fact that cows get shot, and people don't want to be cows.
domain:
dont-want-cow
site text:
You Don't Want to Be A Cow! // // !!!Seriously!!!
keywords:
Cows, Trucks, Gun Shot, Mooing, Girlfriend, Bovine, Meat, Steak, Hunting, Defencless Animals, America, Patriotism
fg image origin:
http://www.youth.co.za/theedge/images/sacred-cows.jpg
sound origin:
http://www.thepocket.com/wavs/2544magnum25.wav
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?The Spore Craze |
necessity |
(2.67) |
1,477 |
2008-03-06 |
description:
No, I can't be sure that Spore will be bad, just the same as Spore's proto-fanboys can't be sure it will be good. I do know that I haven't seen enough to back-up the hype.
domain:
sporecraze
keywords:
spore, will wright, hype, suck, fish, motivational, poster,
fg image origin:
Spore.com (edited with Big Huge Labs Fake Motivational Poster Cr
sound origin:
Worms World Party (skunk walking sound)
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?Calvin Harris Ninja Turtles NES Conspiracy |
andyman420 |
(2.67) |
2,053 |
2008-05-29 |
description:
A mash up of the two songs with a lame gif to accompany them.
The songs will be mixed down together in better quality shortly.
domain:
CalvinTMNT
keywords:
Calvin Harris, TMNT, acceptable, in , the , eighties, 80's, 1987, 911, 2012, horsedick
fg image origin:
Calvin Harris Myspace, Google Images of NES TMNT Box Cover Art
sound origin:
Calvin Harris - Acceptable In the 80's ... TMNT for NES Intro So
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?OOOOH! |
antimax |
(2.67) |
585 |
2014-05-17 |
description:
Taken from ProJared's "Worst Console Ever" video, where he reviews the 32-in-1 cartridge. Quote: "This kid here sure is having a good time for being about to be blown up by a missile... and for missing an eye."
domain:
projared
site text:
// OOOOH!!! //
keywords:
video game,video games,game,games,kid,blue
fg image origin:
Clipped from ProJared's "Worst Console Ever" review from a game called "Aqua Mix".
sound origin:
Spliced from ProJared's "Worst Console Ever" review from a game called "Aqua Mix".
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?(nsfw) The Überfail |
izan10izan11 |
(2.67) |
1,154 |
2014-09-11 |
description:
Living and dying laughing and crying
Once you have seen it you will never be the same
Life in the fast lane is just how it seems
Hard and it's heavy, it's dirty and mean
Motorbreath
It's how I live my life
I can't take it any other way
Motorbreath
The sign of living fast
It is going to take
Your breath away
Don't stop for nothing it's full speed or nothing
I am taking down you know whatever is in my way
Getting your kicks as you are shooting the line
Sending the shivers up and down your spine
Motorbreath
It's how I live my life
I can't take it any other way
Motorbreath
The sign of living fast
It is going to take
Your breath away
Those people who tell you not to take chances
They are all missing on what life is about
You only live once so take hold of the chance
Don't end up like others the same song and dance
Motorbreath
It's how I live my life
I can't take it any other way
Motorbreath
The sign of living fast
It is going to take
Your breath away
domain:
SitoFail
keywords:
CUMSHOT,TEEN,PUSSY,TITS,ASS,ELMO,MILK,PAJOTE,FAIL,SITO FAIL,SITASION
fg image origin:
SI
bg image origin:
EN LA CARA
sound origin:
SEMEN
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?Rap Snitches |
kaybli |
(2.67) |
347 |
2020-06-06 |
description:
Rap snitches, telling all their business
Sit in the court and be their own star witness
Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah, I'm right here
Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years
Rap snitches, telling all their business
Sit in the court and be their own star witness
Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah, I'm right here
Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years
domain:
rapsnitches
fg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
Rap Snitch Knishes - MF Doom
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?I'm Mr. Lonely........ |
username666 |
(2.67) |
107 |
2025-04-24 |
description:
BTW I stole this from here: https://files.catbox.moe/7gtqce.swf.
So if this site ends up being bad, don't blame me. Blame whoever made the flash file.
domain:
milhouselonely
fg image origin:
The Simpsons - don't know which episode this is, I'm gonna have to get back to you on that.
sound origin:
Bobby Vinton - Mr. Lonely
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?Steve Urkel Be Pimpin Now |
Bluedemon7 |
(2.69) |
2,221 |
2006-04-18 |
description:
Steve Urkel Be Pimpin It Up Now
domain:
stevebepimpinlolz
keywords:
Steve, Urkel, Lol
fg image origin:
Steve Urkel
sound origin:
Syncan's YTMND
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?The customer is always right... about downvoting |
Teh-no |
(2.70) |
1,981 |
2007-01-06 |
description:
Look, man, if it wasn't for f*cking downvoters I would be on the up and coming and that is a FACT.
domain:
downvotecoffee
keywords:
nedm, customer is always right, downvoting
fg image origin:
http://customer.ytmnd.com/ + edits
sound origin:
http://customer.ytmnd.com/ + edits
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?Reggie Fils-Aime shur m shur! |
mrfong |
(2.71) |
1,936 |
2006-09-12 |
description:
Just thought this up, after reading about sony's psp being beat out by the ds and gba last month.
domain:
reggieshurmshur
keywords:
reggie, nintendo, sony, ken kutagari, haz kirai, ds, psp, gba, wii, ps3
fg image origin:
google, my text
sound origin:
r u shur original
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?Starcraft Korea: Overmind Lord Kim Jong-Il Endor... |
haad92 |
(2.71) |
4,160 |
2007-07-22 |
description:
Well, the hive mind of korea bends its will to the overmind, so if mister jong said he was the overmind it would all be good. some kekekes here and there would really spruce up the place
domain:
StarcraftOvermind
site text:
Serve the Hive // //
keywords:
ke, zerg, kim, jong, il, korea, north, starcraft, rush, overmind
fg image origin:
ROFLCOPTER
sound origin:
FILEFRONT
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?BREAKING NEWS FROM THE NCAA TOURNA... |
SausageKing |
(2.71) |
1,211 |
2008-03-21 |
description:
Enter a brief description of your site or any other optional information
you choose. Links will automatically be parsed. 1000 character limit.
domain:
ncaa2008
site text:
Adam Morrison // is still // a fag
keywords:
Enter up to 10 keywords or keyphrases seperated by commas.
The more accurate your keywords are, the higher up in searches for
those terms you will be.
fg image origin:
cell phone
sound origin:
Nirvana
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?Light, are you alright? |
Corion |
(2.71) |
2,077 |
2008-05-01 |
description:
This scream made me laugh repeatedly and I ended up watching it on loop about 20 times in a row. Wish I could make the gif higher quality but it'd be huge.
domain:
deathnotescream
keywords:
death note, light, kira, yagami light, scream, yell
fg image origin:
Death Note (spoilerish)
sound origin:
Death Note
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?everyone has done this once FO3 |
luketm2 |
(2.71) |
473 |
2009-06-23 |
description:
Enter a brief description of your site or any other optional information
you choose. Links will automatically be parsed. 1000 character limit.
domain:
getradiatedWTF
keywords:
Enter up to 10 keywords or keyphrases seperated by commas.
The more accurate your keywords are, the higher up in searches for
those terms you will be.
fg image origin:
f
sound origin:
o
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?Audrina-Moonington Sex Tape Follies- Charles The ... |
fetcher |
(2.71) |
1,358 |
2013-01-24 |
description:
Moon Man and Sun Man come up with the idea to get Charles framed of being a pedophile....But how?
Also, welcome, Temporaryarm and i-one-moonman-sites, I await your one stars.
domain:
pedomoonington
keywords:
Moon Man
fg image origin:
Mewn Mayen
bg image origin:
Drape Grank
sound origin:
Moon Man's Audio Archive
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