| ?The fate of our civilization... |
Rebel-of-olde |
(1.80) |
898 |
2008-05-13 |
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description:
A moderately OK first entry
domain:
definitelydoomed
site text:
DOOMED // //
keywords:
President Bush
fg image origin:
http://www.state.gov/r/pa/ei/pix/prsdnt/18921.htm
sound origin:
The end of everything -Album: anyone for doomsday? - Powerman 50
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| ?(nsfw) Pandora, How do you like it? |
They-Call-Me-Trinity |
(1.80) |
1,722 |
2012-04-26 |
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description:
Pandora
Species: Canine
Gender: Herm
Age: old enough to know better
Height: ?
Weight: ?
cock length: 24"(2')
hair color: blonde
breasts size: 44DD
She likes to stroke her cock for hours and cum all over everything
domain:
They-Call-Me-Trinity
keywords:
herm,cock,cum,hypper,dog,color brown and tan
fg image origin:
Ychan
bg image origin:
Ychan
sound origin:
YouTube
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| ?PHARMACY TRUCK |
redrocket |
(1.80) |
932 |
2014-04-15 |
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description:
I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me!
Have ya seen how expensive everything is now?
And the politics!
They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister!
And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop.
Bah
I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something.
And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first.
You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein.
I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya.
Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off.
And good luck getting your death permit on time!
It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though
Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast
No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver.
He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes.
That driver... he's going places!
domain:
futurepharmacy
site text:
We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver
keywords:
future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots
fg image origin:
High iso camera snap
sound origin:
Mister softee
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| ?Woman learns he has been wrong about everythin... |
GaryGnu |
(1.80) |
501 |
2014-08-28 |
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description:
None of it is true.
domain:
AlexJonesisNWO
fg image origin:
911 was not an inside job
sound origin:
Alex Jones shills for money
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| ?happy bunnies |
loveisaparallex |
(1.80) |
435 |
2005-09-25 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
happybunny
site text:
I'm a happy bunny // and I hate everything //
sound origin:
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| ?And They Steal... |
funwithknives |
(1.80) |
1,368 |
2008-05-25 |
|
description:
So we are living in a five-hundred-year old prison in the mind and the heart, where they take your intelligence and your faith is torn apart by culture. State and power come together and they steal all the light inside
of us, everything that's real.
W
domain:
whenitfalls
site text:
ALL THE LIGHT INSIDE OF US // EVERYTHING THAT'S REAL!!! //
keywords:
strike anywhere,strike,anywhere,punk rock,punk,crust,punk f*cking rock,badass,not your mom's punk rock,punk,rawk,f*ck
fg image origin:
Strike Anywhere
sound origin:
Strike Anywhere
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| ?Can I be your toilet, please? |
carpetnug |
(1.80) |
1,567 |
2010-12-15 |
|
description:
Can I be your toilet, please?
domain:
canibeyourtoilet
site text:
The Internet // CAN'T // Do Everything
keywords:
can, toilet, iraheta, beat, up, dirty, talk, catch, predator, matthews
fg image origin:
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/c/f/ccf756bbbabd0f6ac032a8c11ee0ea33.jpg
bg image origin:
http://cosmicuk.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/no_ie.png
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-balTFp7kv4
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| ?(nsfw) THIS IS HUGE!!! MUST SEE!!!! omg too big ... |
dunbar |
(1.81) |
3,625 |
2007-03-21 |
|
description:
This will change everything!!!!
Also: www.howouragouzizit.ytmnd.com
EPIC!!!
domain:
omgepicbigzomgu
keywords:
epic win, science, math, f*ck, windows, mac, vista, solitarie.exe,
fg image origin:
Apply Directly to the Forehead
sound origin:
sounds like
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| ?Marguerite Perrin Emo MySpace Suicide |
naisadala |
(1.81) |
1,833 |
2005-12-03 |
|
description:
Yup. Another addition to the fad. Sue me.
domain:
perrinspace
keywords:
marguerite perrin, emo, suicide, myspace, everything is ungodly
sound origin:
Meredith Brooks - Bitch
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| ?Clearing Up a Misunderstanding |
sexymofo |
(1.82) |
8,750 |
2006-08-29 |
|
description:
My username, previously made sites that were deleted following my enlightenment, everything about my identity and who I was before I witnessed the truth...
...all meaningless...
domain:
clarification
fg image origin:
Distortion phenomenon
sound origin:
Technical Itch - Pressure Drop (remix)
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| ?Vote for Hilary Clinton! |
ytmndgirl2 |
(1.83) |
1,487 |
2007-07-14 |
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description:
MEN WILL JUST MESS EVERYTHING UP
domain:
hilaryclintonrox
site text:
MEN MESS UP THIS COUNTRY // //
keywords:
HILARY CLINTON, BETTER THAN BOYS, SHUTUP
fg image origin:
GOOGLE STUPID BOYS
sound origin:
WANNABE (BOYS WANNABE COOL BUT THEY ARENT)
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| ?Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! |
TheAlfaOmega |
(1.83) |
3,006 |
2005-04-13 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
milhouse
site text:
Milhouse // Is The // Devil
sound origin:
|
| ?Vader on a Stick |
Navan |
(1.83) |
1,330 |
2005-09-20 |
|
description:
With everything in real life ending up on a stick like twinkies and every meat Navan made YTMND's ON A STICK
domain:
vaderstick
site text:
Vader on a.... // STICK! //
keywords:
stick,vader,on,a,navan
fg image origin:
ROTS Action Figure
sound origin:
Vader quotes
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| ?Everything died, and I died with it. |
DaltontheSultan |
(1.83) |
1,318 |
2006-08-11 |
|
description:
she sunk her probe into my brain and out leaked the word for "loneliness" in three hundred languages, sand and darkness, sand and loneliness, sand and emptiness, sand and the spider
domain:
wreckedship
site text:
Shipwreck. // Wrecked. Ship. // MY HEAD IS FULL OF SAND
keywords:
survive, evade, resist, escape, loneliness, Melissa, The Sleeping Princess, they took me away, ILB
fg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
ILB
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| ?THERE IS NO HOPE_____________________... |
lewis343 |
(1.83) |
486 |
2008-04-15 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
thetragedy
site text:
// // May 14th - Lennart Ouwendyk died
keywords:
lennart ouwendyk died in car crash may 14 th death dead child children kid kids crying sad sadness
fg image origin:
google search : crying child
sound origin:
fl studio
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| ?SIMPSONS fails... |
g0osey |
(1.85) |
2,434 |
2005-10-01 |
|
description:
A mock up of all the idiots who think Simpsons thought of everything ever.
domain:
simpsonsfails
site text:
OMGZZZ THEY STOLE THE PLOT!!@!#! // //
keywords:
simpsons, stole, dallas, jr, homer, marge, maggie, bart, lisa, family guy, peter, seth mcfarlane
fg image origin:
Me
sound origin:
manydohs.ytmnd.com
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| ?Blame Darwin for Everything |
blahblahla |
(1.85) |
3,060 |
2005-09-06 |
|
description:
It's true.
It's all Charles.
domain:
damnthatdarwin
keywords:
Darwin
Jesus
Pokemon
fg image origin:
Fruits of angst.
sound origin:
The voice of God.
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| ?Leeroy Jenkins is UNGODLY |
danzart |
(1.86) |
4,083 |
2005-11-16 |
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description:
The latest fad is quite promising. Thanks for keeping me posted, Shamus!
domain:
ungodlyleeroy
site text:
Leeroy Jenkins // is // Ungodly!!!
keywords:
leeroy jenkins, leeroy, jenkins, ungodly, everything is ungodly
sound origin:
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| ?I need a life... |
generalverduin |
(1.86) |
1,209 |
2006-12-09 |
|
description:
I played a match of free everything for waaaaaaaaay to long...mabye i should go outside or something....................... Nah...
domain:
wasteoflifeftw
keywords:
warcraft life waste
fg image origin:
scoreboard of my long WC3 pro match
sound origin:
wikipedia fails at earth
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| ?I'm a black mage. |
Calpoke |
(1.86) |
1,542 |
2007-01-03 |
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description:
Excuse the lame "meteor" and everything else crappy about it.
domain:
blackmagemeteor
sound origin:
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| ?TRUTHTMND: 1945-2014 in 5 seconds |
woman |
(1.86) |
949 |
2014-01-08 |
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description:
There's one thing I still have to do. I have to see this age off... See what the future brings.
domain:
in5seconds
fg image origin:
http://muller.lbl.gov/travel_photos/AfricaWildlifeFolder/LionsMating-edited2.mp4
sound origin:
MGS4 - Everything Ends
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| ?(nsfw) THIS IS THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS!!! |
dunbar |
(1.87) |
1,917 |
2007-03-21 |
|
description:
This will change everything!!!!
Also: www.howouragouzizit.ytmnd.com
EPIC!!!
domain:
mostourafgiauas
keywords:
epic win, science, math, f*ck, windows, mac, vista, solitarie.exe,
fg image origin:
Apply Directly to the Forehead
sound origin:
sounds like
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| ?Everything YOU EVER WANTED! |
phoiz |
(1.88) |
742 |
2005-10-08 |
|
description:
OFMG!!
domain:
iwantitfortendolla
site text:
I WANT IT! // //
keywords:
RIOFLZ, lol, fatty, ugly,
sound origin:
|
| ?A better NEDM |
cinos |
(1.88) |
1,181 |
2006-05-22 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
nedmbetter
site text:
NOT EVEN // DEPECHE // MODE
fg image origin:
lol, depeche mode
sound origin:
lol, everything counts
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| ?This explains everything |
babelthuap |
(1.88) |
943 |
2006-07-06 |
|
description:
Finally, a reason for all the madness! In a way, it's our fault, since ytmnd is a human creation... or does the blame lie with God for creating us?!.. *smited*
domain:
manbehindthecurtain
keywords:
metaphysics, philosophy, interactive cursor
fg image origin:
Wandered google, armed with scissors and paste
sound origin:
Interactive Cursor Playground!
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| ?Internet minus everything |
Sparksoftmnd |
(1.88) |
608 |
2006-12-23 |
|
description:
The internet... minus everything
domain:
Internetminuseverything
keywords:
Internet, Tubes, Lol
fg image origin:
Screenshot from Google
sound origin:
Running in the Nineties (Pitch -40% Speed -25%)
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| ?Thanks DS... For everything |
tekkenlaw |
(1.89) |
1,013 |
2006-04-10 |
|
description:
Post on Gamespot
domain:
dsgay
keywords:
DS, Gay fuel, Gay, Jungle Boy
fg image origin:
http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=2451
sound origin:
Jungle Boy
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| ?kill howard |
jeremy2006 |
(1.89) |
572 |
2006-05-16 |
|
description:
it hates howard
domain:
thechaserswar
site text:
you and i // are enemies howard //
keywords:
howard
the chasers war on everything
sound origin:
|
| ?ozcar fails at life |
oldbinny |
(1.89) |
1,068 |
2006-06-07 |
|
description:
Ozcar failed at everything
So he deserves Humiliation!!!
domain:
ozcarfailure
site text:
Ozcar // You // Fail!!!
keywords:
Newgrounds, ozcar, fail, pissed, off, penis, licker, games, porn
fg image origin:
Ozcarpenislicking
sound origin:
meonspeed
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| ?Stan sells everything to Zingy |
gus-chiggns |
(1.89) |
1,169 |
2006-06-11 |
|
description:
Zingy zang with stan...
domain:
zingyguybrush
keywords:
zingy zang stan sells guybrush
fg image origin:
other ytmnd
sound origin:
other ytmnd
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