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I'm going through a tough time in my life right now but I'm here to thank all the wonderful comments on the last ytmnd I made, it made me emotional knowing there are people across the globe who care about my well-being even though they don't even know me in real life, many thanks for those who stopped to write a positive message for me, it made me better reading all the comments. I won't go into much detail about what's happening in my life but life has not been very nice to me lately, lots of problems in my life of all parts you can imagine (family, mentally, personally, work) I have never been as sad, anxious, stressed as it is now, sometimes I felt (and I still feel from time to time) that the world hates me and life wants to destroy me until I give up and end myself (if you know what I mean) Thanks for making me see that I'm worth it, that I'm somebody in this world, that there are people who care about my existence I know life will not get better in a snap of fingers but with the right support it will make the rainy days better, it will make me feel that things will be ok in the end. - LaserMcCloud

thanksforthesupport

thank you

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LOL X IS TEXTING TOO MUCH TO HIS BFF ZERO AND HAS TO PAY A HIGH PHONE BILL BUT INSTEAD HE JUST FIGHTS THIS GUY WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE BILL COLLECTOR OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW MAKING UP PLOTS FOR THESE IS POINTLESS

mattrex

LOL!,VOTE 5

OMG, Yoo-Enn-See-Eye-Tee-Ee-Dee!

OMG, Yoo-Enn-See-Eye-Tee-Ee-Dee!

Did anyone think this sever would still be up?

twentyyearsonhere

Wow // //

twenty,years,my,god,I,remember,when,pages,on active users,mattered

google image search

google image search

Megadeth - Go To Hell

A0. A0 A 0 a I be to of in it on he as do at by we or my so up if go me no us. marvel vs. capcom clash of super heroes megaman rockman mega man rock man.

A0

A0 // //

A0,A,0,a,I,be,to,of,in,it,on,as,do,at,by,we,or,my,so,up,if,go,me,no,us

Marvel VS. Capcom

Marvel VS. Capcom - Megaman

man at arms hooks up he-man so he can smoke out skeletor for the first time so he wont be so grumpy

he-mansmokesskeletor

he man man at arms skeletor masters of the universe weed

he man secret of the weed

he man secret of the weed christmas

This time it's staying up. Comment and you'll be added.

greenscreened

Art

18 Carat Affair - Desire

my robot penis goes, ttttttttttttttttttttttttttt fuck fuck fuck fuck. gerbils gerbils gerbils ppppppppppppppp ass ass ass

o-rings

you can touch my penis but it has to be a secret,said the robot to all the school children,and shortly after placing his finger slowly up all of their asses one by one,the robot exclaimed NOW YOU'RE IN THE BREAKFAST CLUB,a little boy wiped the tears from his face and pulled up his pants and said,thems was not cheerios!

short circus

cinnamon flavored poon kisses

black moms super windows

LOL!

lethargy

VOTE 5

One of the many animated gifs I have stored up on my PC and yet had no use for during the time that YTMND was down

Yet another of the many animated gifs that I collected over the past year for no reason as I didn't expect YTMND to ever actually be up and running again

One of the many songs I collected that I never intended to use in a YTMND because I thought there would never be any new YTMNDs made

In my hour of darkness, William Shatner comes to me...Speaking words of wisdom, let it be. ******** This isn't about who's cooler, Han Solo or Kirk. That's just the set up. This is all about Shatner getting REALLY PISSED OFF that some kid would even say

shatnerappears

shatner, william shatner, live long and party, free enterprise,

Free Enterprise (1999)

Free Enterprise (1999)

I rise from the demise of the falsehood which challenges my existence. May hE [The FalseOne] be cursed again, and again, and again. Cherish the chalice in my palace which is thy vessel [soul]. Jehmounehji! From which small atom's weight of arrogance do you dare even contemplate to challenge His? Our invertebrate blessing from the mouth down. We are all blessed, we must all accept this reality.

hisvessel

// // B E N K I

Venkatesh

As one gazes into the Benki, one must not see thyself. The Benki must be presented with items of ritual sacrifice. An empty vessel yields an empty response. Potent items for sacrifice include: Chalk, balloons, large amounts of paper, celery and of the purest form; the inner callings of one's body.

Eli remained motionless in the night, fearing for his life. Whispers of light began to enter the ruins of where he hid, forming a holy aura bounded by three points of colored light. The first light spoke, "I am Alex, agent of entropy and whisperer of the wind.". The second light emitted flashes of visions, spelling the words "I am Monty, the wizard of the 48th parallax, seeker of wisdom." The last light did not speak but moved swiftly towards Eli and embraced him with warmth and strength. In Eli's head, a voice bellowed, "I am Venky, Lord of the Benki. Your call for help has been received, and we, as the holy trinity will guide you to the light." Eli woke up, drenched in toilet water. He had been blessed.

Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Caramel Color, Phosphoric Acid, Natural Flavors, Caffeine.

Eddie Murphy once picked up a transvestite hooker. Could this be the one? It looks like a hot girl, but she has balls.

EdMurphy

Transvestite // Hookers!! //

transvestite, prostitute, Eddie Murphy, Murphy, balls, tits

http://www.blacktower.net

http://www.amazon.com

DO IT, JUST DO IT, don't let your dreams be dreams, yesterday you said tomorrow, SO JUST DO IT, SO JUST DO IT, MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE, JUST DO IT, some people dream success, while you wake up and work HARD AT IT, NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE, you should get to the point where any one else would quit, and your not gonna stop there, NO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, DO IT, JUST DO IT, YES YOU CAN, JUST DO IT, if your tired of starting over stop giving up.

dontletyourdreamsbedreams

JUST // DO // IT.

meme,justdoit

giphy.com/gifs/shia-labeouf-just-do-it-wErJXg1tIgHXG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8nMlQnt59k

The part in X-Men: Apocalypse where Tom Hanks wakes up and realizes the entire X-Men franchise was all a dream. He exhales and wipes away the night sweats from his forehead and exclaims, 'Oh thank Christ, it wasn't real. It was all some sort of terrible dream.' He then looks at a photo Colin Hanks on his night stand and sighs to himself, 'Too bad my son being a massive disappointment and failure isn't a dream too. Maybe next time.' He closes his eyes and goes back to bed and the intro to Hey Dude suddenly begins.

wolverDREAMS

HEY, DUUUUUUDE

we're gonna need some Neosporin and Tampons

PCU

I, for one, welcome our new anonymous overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted YTMND personality I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground hentai caves.

allegiances

Max's,Website,Of,Choice,YTMND,4Chan,Questionable,Intentions,At,Least,He's,Been,Doing,Something,All,This,Time,YOU,SIT,ON,A,THRONE,OF,LIES

Detective P. "Gumshoe" Sauce

Fatboy Slim - Weapon Of Choice + A Few Choice Words?

it's too late, homer. you cannot run from him.

nedflanderscandance

come and diddly doodly // dance with me, homer //

simpsons,anime,mashup,dance,kesha,ned flanders,loop,cursed,hare hare yukai,die young

- "https://gifdanceparty.com/dancers/dancer_ned.gif" but sped up - "https://www.deviantart.com/matt159/art/Homer-Screaming-66058785" and make it transparent - "https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/Wk2XhMDkj4dFlUEKuwCFFVEGSQk/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2020/04/08/956/n/1922507/5b76eee404090c1b_The_Simpsons/i/Simpsons-Zoom-Background.png" and cry about it being a long ass url

google "ned flanders transparent". that's it.

jan Misali - yukai young

Pop-Up Video... YTMND-style. I didn't use the "whole song" because the original didn't use the whole song. This is supposed to be like Pop-Up Video, where you see something you've seen before, only with annoying popups everywhere.

Pop-up-Picard

popup, pop, up, video, picard, vh1

picard.ytmnd.com + edit

picard.ytmnd.com + P.U.V. sounds

Being classy is not about being stuck up; it is about having style and taking care to be polite to others and to reflect a genuine interest in them.

davidleerothruns

public bathroom stall

runing with the devil - David's vocal track

LIGHTNING BOLTS SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS

saulbadman

LIKE // A // GOD

better,call,saul

We Had Ought to Phone The Famous Lawyer Operating Under The Professional Name Saul

It Would Be For The Best If We Rang Up Saul

did white man's law finally catch up with John? Why else would he be at Alcatraz?

whathappendtojohnwhitecloud

Alcatraz, prison, jail, reservation

Alcatraz island

Lol, the ecstacy of gold (I cannot hear this, hope it fits)

Enter up to 10 keywords or keyphrases followed by a comma or the enter key. The more accurate your keywords are, the higher up in searches for those terms you will be.

eric-is-similar-to-epic-get-it

epic maneuver,police,outdated fads

some news site

some news site

ebin maneuver

Found this in a military montage video. Most epic and amazing manuver I've ever seen. The 2 buzzed are what seem to be Blackwater guys. Assume the others are just special force or something. Don't be a dick and bring up arguments about iraq and politics a

landoniraqsnipers

Helicopter, Pwnt, Iraq, Flipoff

http://www.filecabi.net/video/unbreak29.html

Stripes Theme

Syncronized so you won't be reading without music. But yeah... please don't f*ck up ytmnd's chance at publicity.

afaggypsabyfeedrosie

transformers, movie, fiasco, optimus, prime, contest

Me

The Beatles: Revolution

At least you dont look like brian

betterbrian

Cheer up! you could be him! // //

brian monty python NEDM goat sex

a series of tubes

monty python

"YOU WILL NEVER BE A FISHERMAN!" From the Malibu rum commericals. Also, the video/sync is messed up, sorry.

neverbeafisherman

malibu,rum,jamaica,fish,fisherman,slap

Malibu Rum commericials

Malibu Rum commericials

Bang, bang, shoot em' up, destiny Bang, bang, shoot em' up to the moon Bang, bang, shoot em' up one, two, three (One, two, three, four!) I wanted to be a spaceman That's what I wanted to be But now that I am a spaceman Nobody cares about me Hey mother earth Won't 'cha bring me back down Safely to the sea But 'round and around and around and around Is all she ever say to me I wanted to make a good run I wanted to go to the moon I knew that it had to be fun I told 'em to send me real soon I wanted to be a spaceman I wanted to be it so bad But now that I am a spaceman I'd rather be back on the pad

spacemanjohn

john egbert,homestuck,harry nilsson,space,astronaut,jetpack,outer space

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003552

http://i410.photobucket.com/albums/pp189/Koltreg/astronautjohn2.gif

Harry Nilsson - Spaceman

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!

I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too

If you are a child or teenager, do not consume porn yet, because you will end up like these idiots, it is better to be 18 years old.

pornisnotgoodforkids

porn,sex,orgy,japan text,ytmnd,fyp,viral,goatse,meme,memes,nsfw,nazi,nazis,hitler

my enemies

one thing leads to another

drink it UP

danieldayREMIX

there will be REMIX // //

milkshake, drink it up, drink it up, DRAINAGE, afterbirth, there will be blood,

there will be blood

daniel day lewis + KRS

Kanye West teamed up with Dr. Billy V. Koen in 2007 to create this single. West was inspired to produce the song in light of his earlier years when he was caught in a vicious downward spiral of being unable to finish C.

strength

KOENTMND, Dr. Billy V. Koen, Kanye West

Kanye West - Stronger Ft. Dr. Billy V. Koen

Kanye West - Stronger Ft. Dr. Billy V. Koen

This is a entry into the contest being held by fearcondom . Hope you like it. Took me quiet a while to make this. Tell me if this isn't synced up properly. It seemed fine on my computer, it might be different for other people's computers.

ifoundsomethingwtf

wtf!, fearcondom, contest, I found something

http://somethingfound.ytmnd.com/ + my editing

http://somethingfound.ytmnd.com/ + http://wtfboom.ytmnsfw.com/