| ?Helen Thomas is dead! |
BigX |
(3.81) |
2,976 |
2013-07-20 |
|
description:
In tonight's episode, the role of Billy Dee Williams will be played by Carl Weathers and the role of Carl Weathers will be played by Billy Dee Williams.
domain:
helenthomasisdead
site text:
Lando // Doesn't // Like You
keywords:
helen thomas,will,be,cast,into,a,sarlacc,by,lando
fg image origin:
The cabin lights were turned very low, just bright enough for him to make out Leia's enchanting form. It was impossible to tell whether or not she was still wearing the towel.
"About time," she purred, her voice making him shudder. She handed him a drink, which he downed in one swallow.
"Ah," Lando hissed, throwing the glass over his shoulder. "Goes down easy."
The lights came back up, revealing to Lando that the towel was indeed gone. She took a seat in a plush lounger and crossed her legs. Lando tried not to stare, smiling politely at her attempted humor while wondering whether or not they were the longest he had ever seen. He didn't try hard enough, tearing his eyes from her inverted triangle of lustrous red-gold pubic hair to find her studying him.
"Oh look," Leia said, flicking her left breast and giggling. "Jiggly."
sound origin:
They charged into the cockpit: Lando's tongue buried in Leia's mouth, her legs wrapped around his waist. He slammed her down on the command console, pinning her there while he undid his pants.
"Wait," he said, looking through the viewport. "They'll see us."
"They won't," Leia groaned impatiently.
"I'm pretty sure they can see us. Look, that one's waving!"
"So let 'em watch." She kissed him hard, all tongue. "Give it to me! Kriff me like one of your Twi'lek whores!"
Lando wasn't about to deny her anything, pulling his cock free and guiding it between her strong thighs. "Wait," she said, still just barely able to control herself. "I feel so guilty about this, now that Han is dead."
Lando simply sneered as he penetrated, then proclaimed "Lando is not!"
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| ?Landoman is the new Capcom hit! |
Ski11et |
(3.80) |
2,031 |
2007-11-09 |
|
description:
Landoman for the NES
domain:
landoman
keywords:
Lando,Megaman,Landoman,Cutman
fg image origin:
Megaman+Lando
sound origin:
Lando
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| ?MCCAIN ANNOUNCES HIS RUNNING MATE |
tkx7 |
(3.80) |
3,553 |
2008-04-23 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
john-mccain
site text:
LANDO (of course) // //
keywords:
john, mccain, announces, running, mate, vice, president
fg image origin:
Fox News
sound origin:
John McCain speach
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| ?Old Dr-l337 |
SilverDollar |
(3.80) |
3,767 |
2008-05-12 |
|
description:
Dr-l337 tapped your mom in her old exit, but she poops from there, not right now she doesn't...........
domain:
olddr-l337
keywords:
Dr-l337, lando
fg image origin:
http://oldexit.ytmnd.com/
sound origin:
Dr-l337
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| ?Long long time ago's black influence |
devillel2 |
(3.80) |
1,525 |
2008-05-21 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
lltabi
site text:
ADMINISTRATOR // CLOUD CITY //
keywords:
Lando, Lando Calrissian
fg image origin:
LANDO
sound origin:
LNADO
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| ?LANDO SITE ABOUT KIM JOHN ILL BEING DIED |
prairiedogeric10 |
(3.80) |
1,983 |
2011-12-19 |
|
description:
LOLOLOL HE DIED
domain:
landosite
site text:
LOL // //
keywords:
LANDO IS NOT
fg image origin:
LOL
bg image origin:
LOL
sound origin:
LOL
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| ?The Apocalypse Is Over! |
Brandon00151 |
(3.80) |
986 |
2012-12-22 |
|
description:
We Survived!
domain:
endoftheend
site text:
Lando is Not // //
fg image origin:
Mayans+Earth
sound origin:
Doomsday Music
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| ?They named the team after him |
dasmoose |
(3.80) |
5,705 |
2007-11-29 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
orlandomagic
keywords:
lando, orlando, dawn, knock 3 times, magic, star wars
fg image origin:
lando
sound origin:
calrissian for 3.... YESS
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| ?Lando wishes you all a Merry Christmas |
Valintine |
(3.80) |
2,770 |
2007-12-06 |
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description:
I think I laughed harder at the sh*tty Photoshop job, you be the judge. Oh and sorry Jews/Muslims/Non-Christmas peoples too bad
domain:
BlessingsfromHim
fg image origin:
Made it and http://alphaomega.ytmnd.com/
sound origin:
http://lazytownchristmas.ytmnd.com/
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| ?The Coolest Kid You Knew in 1980 |
Eldred |
(3.80) |
10,828 |
2007-11-14 |
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description:
sorry im not talented with gifs, but i think i make a powerful statement here. its 1980 because Empire Strikes Back came out in that year
domain:
coolest80skid
site text:
IT WAS LANDO // //
keywords:
cool, coolest, coolest kid, coolest kid you knew, coolest kid you knew in, lando
fg image origin:
drew it
sound origin:
me singing
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| ?Shia LaBeouf ruined Indy 4 |
icesnow |
(3.79) |
3,389 |
2008-06-20 |
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description:
Indiana Jones 4 was horrible because of Shia LaBeouf. But Neil Flynn's short scene made it better. Thank you, Janitor from Scrubs.
domain:
labeouf-indy
site text:
But Neil Flynn fixed it. // //
keywords:
Indiana Jones, Indy 4, Shia LaBeouf, Lando, Neil Flynn, Scrubs, Parody, 2008
fg image origin:
Scrubs
sound origin:
Lando Music + Neil Flynn + Edits
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| ?Lando Loves Colt 45 |
pornojanitor |
(3.79) |
5,470 |
2005-12-19 |
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description:
Lando Calrissian Loves Colt 45...
domain:
landoheartscolt45
site text:
BOOM // SHAKA // LAKA!
keywords:
Lando, malt liquor, colt 45, billy dee williams
sound origin:
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| ?Bhutto is Dead |
cdwillis |
(3.79) |
2,498 |
2007-12-27 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
bhuttoisdead
site text:
// Lando Is Not //
keywords:
Assassination, Benazir Bhutto, Bhutto, Lando, Star Wars, LOL, Baloney Pony, Classic, Politics
fg image origin:
Internets
sound origin:
Lando's Theme
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| ?The world celebrates 2009!!!!!!!!!!! |
TitusPullo |
(3.79) |
2,421 |
2009-01-01 |
|
description:
F*ck 2005.
domain:
longlivetwothousandandeight
site text:
LANDO DOES NOT // //
keywords:
2009
fg image origin:
Left 4 Dead
sound origin:
Zoey is hot
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|
|
| ?Epic Lando Maneuver |
DarthWang |
(3.78) |
3,577 |
2007-11-01 |
|
description:
EPIC LANDO
domain:
epiclando
site text:
EPIC LANDO // //
keywords:
EPIC LANDO
fg image origin:
EPIC LANDO
sound origin:
EPIC LANDO
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| ?Islam is Evil |
Spaztick |
(3.78) |
2,493 |
2008-03-23 |
|
description:
May Landammud come to smite down the evil heathens with his fists of Epic and Win.
domain:
evislam
site text:
Lando Is Not // //
keywords:
epic, muhammud, evil, lando, matthew386 is a f*g, islam, muslim
fg image origin:
Wikipedia + Epic Photoshop
sound origin:
Epic Musical Score
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| ?Now that Lando Has His License |
Texaggie79 |
(3.78) |
4,316 |
2008-02-11 |
|
description:
http://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080208/NEWS05/80208042
domain:
omgnolando
fg image origin:
http://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/
sound origin:
http://bespin.ytmnd.com/
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| ?A Goalie's Worst Nightmare |
EmoKiller |
(3.78) |
2,794 |
2007-11-08 |
|
description:
LANDO MEETZ BELFOUR AND HE FANS ON ITB
domain:
goalieworstnightmare
site text:
LANDO DOESNT // HAVE NIGHTMARES //
keywords:
belfour fans on it look out now heres a loose puck they score
fg image origin:
BELFOUR!
sound origin:
LANDO!
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| ?FatHistorian Downvoted My Lifeguard Whale Site... |
RonaldRayGun |
(3.78) |
2,087 |
2010-03-22 |
|
description:
Low threshold of entertainment
domain:
tomriddle
site text:
LANDO DID NOT // //
keywords:
Lando, Lifeguard Whale, FatHistorian, is a worthless sack of sh*t
fg image origin:
Epic Domain
sound origin:
Grab
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| ?Billy Dee Williams REALLY IS DEAD... |
mleep |
(3.78) |
868 |
2015-08-23 |
|
description:
R.I.P. BILLY DEE WILLIAMS - STAR DATE 4567.2 to 4644.35... YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN!
domain:
thefartawakens
site text:
RANDOM CLOUD CITY // CITIZEN IS NOT! //
keywords:
BILLY DEE WILLIAMS,DILLY BEE PILLIAMS,LANDO IS NOT...,RANDOM CLOUD CITY CITIZEN IS NOT...,Storage Wars VII - The Fart Awakens,WILLY PEE ZILLIAMS,YES I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN DONE B4 BUT MY SITE HAS LENS FLARE!,PILLEATER GIRLFORM
fg image origin:
Storage Wars VII - The Fart Awakens
bg image origin:
Bar Track III - The Search For Cock
sound origin:
Lando is not...
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| ?Alan Thicke is dead |
airbud |
(3.78) |
1,710 |
2016-12-13 |
|
description:
TV star Alan Thicke died Tuesday of an apparent heart attack, according to multiple news outlets.
domain:
alanthickedied
site text:
// // LANDO ISN'T
keywords:
alan thicke,lando
fg image origin:
Lando
sound origin:
Football Music
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| ?subtle Lando theme for false events that you make... |
ghcghcghc |
(3.78) |
2,650 |
2011-10-07 |
|
description:
more themes
domain:
Iando
site text:
meatspin // did not //
keywords:
belfour fans on it look out now heres a loose puck they score
fg image origin:
ujnmj65h4
sound origin:
MORE LANDO THEMES
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| ?Who should run for president in 2012? |
WPH15 |
(3.77) |
2,003 |
2009-10-12 |
|
description:
LANDO
domain:
landoshould
site text:
VOTE LANDO // //
fg image origin:
Lando
sound origin:
Beautiful, patriotic music
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| ?The size of the universe in context |
Valintine |
(3.77) |
2,274 |
2007-11-30 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
Truthinadvert
fg image origin:
One of the Size of Our Worlds
sound origin:
All Landos
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| ?BARACK OBAMA IS THE PRESIDENT |
NoobSailboat |
(3.77) |
2,830 |
2008-11-04 |
|
description:
he isn't
domain:
landoisnotprez
site text:
// LANDO IS NOT //
keywords:
billy koen, KOENTMND, not a black man
fg image origin:
lando
sound origin:
hockey
|
| ?Rejected MegaMan Villain #002 |
friction |
(3.77) |
3,879 |
2007-11-14 |
|
description:
O.o
domain:
villain002
site text:
IT WAS LANDO // //
keywords:
shameless bandwagon OMG but lando is the man
fg image origin:
bandwagon
sound origin:
shameless
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| ?Is Heath Ledger Still Dead? |
s3m1lol |
(3.77) |
9,181 |
2008-01-24 |
|
description:
Zombie Heath Ledger will devour all, but Lando can save us.
domain:
heathisdeadstill
site text:
// Yes //
keywords:
is, heath ledger, still, dead, nedm, lando
fg image origin:
caffertyonannanicole.ytmnd.com + edits
sound origin:
caffertyonannanicole.ytmnd.com + edits
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| ?HEY GUYS LOOK WHO I HAD MY PICTURE T... |
DarthWang |
(3.77) |
3,110 |
2008-11-21 |
|
description:
It was great fun to meet all of these famous people, but at the end it was a little difficult separating Moon Man and Lando
domain:
imfamous
site text:
EVERYONE! // //
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Me at a YTMND convention
sound origin:
Stolen
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| ?Patrick dies and Kenye is boo'd |
ryons |
(3.77) |
1,917 |
2009-09-15 |
|
description:
thats right
domain:
guesswhooooo
site text:
Lando // Doesnt // Care
keywords:
you know it
fg image origin:
internet
sound origin:
interweb
|
| ?Old Smoothie |
stoned |
(3.77) |
3,362 |
2009-12-07 |
|
description:
no description given.
domain:
cadillac
keywords:
lando,car,billy ocean
fg image origin:
xxx
sound origin:
yyy
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