?(nsfw) Introduction |
malcolmtnight |
(3.00) |
1,156 |
2022-01-28 |
description:
Alright, we have another caller
It's Ogdan Skank
What's up, Ogdan?
It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut
Now listen up
Lol whatever faggot
I have a very important—
Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff
My flow tough like elephant skin
My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen
Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7
Jump on the YTMND
I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC
'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her
Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third
Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word
Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction
And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7
Blue 42 hut hut 9/11
And you can get lost in natsoc perfection
Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits
Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks
I'm givin' race war addicts their fix
I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch
Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver
Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me
Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery
Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B
What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry
'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy
You punk bitch
Current year, we're here
Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row
It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and
Mr. Krabs
Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year
Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear
Get that bullshit out the atmosphere
Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here
Legacy raps, Mac T on the track
Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap
White Air Force, stash spot with the gat
It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft
Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path
Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at?
More action, more excitement, more everything
The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe
You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy
DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs
Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage
Isn't that right Krabby Wabby?
Oh yeah
The current year has been an eventful one so far
And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy
AAAAAGH
I couldn't agree more, but you know what?
Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction
Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage
Vote 5
A "Santabot" would be nice
Come again?
I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice"
Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot"
I'm here to tell you what to do
And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess
You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick
I'm here to help
If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen
No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that
Your help is definitely appreciated
Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay
I respect you
I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all
If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor
I think Krabs, I talk Krabs
And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog!
So, pretty please, with a nigger on top
Vote fuckin' 5
This is Moon Man here
KKK, KK, KK
Proudly bringing you
Numero dookie, niggers
The White Album: Part 2
Two big White balls to yo face
McDonaldland's magical radio
domain:
twapt
keywords:
moon man,pilleater,krabs,santabot,doctor destruction,pulp fiction,mcdonaldland,kramer,The White Album: Part 2,kkk
fg image origin:
Photo taken in space Jan. 28. 2022
sound origin:
"Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic
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?(nsfw) BALLIN' |
duckhunt |
(3.00) |
519 |
2023-10-24 |
description:
we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right
Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. It’s Chad Warden here. Aight, I’m talking bout that, PS Triple. The PS Triple I ain’t talking bout that wii. That wii? Shiiiit. Shit people p-people be talkin’ bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what I’m tryin to say? I’m tryin to say, is that…c’mon know, wii? C’mon, that c-that lil’ controller baby that looks like a dildo. Aight, I ain’t trying to play my games, with no Dil. Do. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y’know, Warioware, shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. But…c’mon now, the wii? People trying to say that the, the PS3 copied the wii with a motion sen-uh…I don’ give a fuck. Shit, shit the wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the PS3. Heh errybody knows, is that PS3 make the best games, knaw I mean nigga? I mean, c’mon, you got lil’ games I mean you got wii what, what you got, Legend of Zelda where you walk around with a lil’ bitch, and his lil’ bitch-ass sword, and lil’ shield, and he’s goin “HEH! HEH! HEH!” C’mon, who wants to play that shit? I needa shoot some niggas.
Wh-pow, pow
Nintendo, ah, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything, and that’s just bullshit, that bullshit…shit s-saying Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony, have you played the PS1? Nigga, nigga the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7, shit, Nintendo trying to copy that shit, they know that they can’t compete if they don’t have Final Fantasy. Nig, I don’t even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy sucks ass now. Ooo, look at Final Fantasy 12, y’know where you’re runnin’ around with a lil’ girl and shit. Fuck everybody knows that girls can’t do shit other than suck dick. So, what I’m really tryin’ to say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, nigga. That’s true shit, Sony is true shit.
we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right
domain:
cwizzy
site text:
BALLIN!!!! // //
keywords:
cwizzy,chaddaddy,ballin
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https://ytmnd.com/assets/250077a81b274551eb9819ba85126975
bg image origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Y8mTEl4UM
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7VJTjqo_bg
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?Victoria A.K.A. Lisa Marie Varon - WWE Diva |
Skanda |
(3.00) |
182 |
2024-10-06 |
description:
For a woman who used to make her living procuring organs for donation at an eyes and tissue bank, the WWE female wrestler known as Victoria has come a long way. Born of Puerto Rican and Turkish decent, Lisa Marie Varon had grown up wanting to become a world class biologist and was well on her way to that profession during her college years. A former cheerleader, Lisa decided to move into the world of fitness competitions as a hobby during her studies; and eventually turned it into a successful modeling career -- going on to meet with fellow superstars Torrie Wilson and Trish Stratus years before any of them were wrestlers. In fact, her friendship with Torrie Wilson is what led her directly into the wrestling business; as she was asked to appear as an extra during a live WCW event -- she had only just decided to drop in and visit her friend Torrie earlier that day. From that moment on, she couldn't get enough.
Not too long afterward, Victoria signed on with UPW before being signed on full time with the WWF. Trained in OVW for more than two years, "Queen Victoria" made her WWF debut as one of the Godfather's Ho's (you may remember her as the one who was leading the "Save the Ho" campaign) and would later resurface as Trish Stratus' nemesis on Monday Night RAW. In the time since, Victoria has gone on to become one of the most respected female grapplers in the sport. Currently aligned with Steven Richards, Victoria is in the midst of feuding with, well, whomever gets in her way. Look for continued success from her in the future.
domain:
WWEVictoria
site text:
// // Widow's Peak
keywords:
Victoria,Lisa Marie Varon,Lisa,Marie,Varon,WWE Diva,Diva,WWE,WWF,Sole,Grappler,Wrestler,Female,WWF Diva,WWE Divas,Lisa Varon,L.M. Varon,Skanda,cheerleader,Turkish,Puerto Rican,WWE female wrestler,modeling,model,modeling career,successful modeling career,WWWF
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https://www.fanpop.com/clubs/wwe-divas/images/11358199/title/victoria-done-friends-fanart
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https://www.reddit.com/r/WWE/comments/wwq9xr/thoughts_on_victoria_i_feel_like_people_forget/
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxHradNcR28
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?(nsfw) Elinore - Ralph Bakshi's Wizards |
Skanda |
(3.00) |
158 |
2025-01-30 |
description:
Elinore is one of the main protagonists of Ralph Bakshi's Wizards.
She was voiced by Jesse Welles, who also voiced Eva in Hey Good Lookin'.
She is seen in the beginning of the movie when Avatar becomes a tutor tasked to trained her to become a full-fledged fairy. Suddenly, her father, the president, is assassinated by Necron 99, a robot sent by Blackwolf to kill believers in magic. Elinore flies into a rage at the death of her father, and Avatar confronts the robot and battles it using telepathy. Necron 99 loses the desire for war and Avatar changes the robot's name to Peace. Avatar learns from the robot that the "dream machine" – the projector – is Blackwolf's secret weapon, inspiring his armies with images of ancient warfare. Avatar, Elinore, Peace, and the elf spy Weehawk set out to destroy the projector and save the world from another Holocaust.
In a forest inhabited by fairies, Peace has an intuition that something is amiss shortly before the group is accosted by the leader of the fairies, Sean. Weehawk realizes that Peace is missing, when an unseen assassin kills Sean and kidnaps Elinore. Avatar and Weehawk begin to search for Elinore in the forbidden Fairy Sanctuary, but Weehawk falls into a chasm and insists that Avatar leaves him and finds the girl. Weehawk is rescued from a giant poison gas-breathing mutant insect by Peace, who shoots it dead after dealing with his assassin comrades. As Weehawk rests, exhausted from the battle, Avatar locates Elinore, who has been captured by fairies and small human-like creatures, and is about to be killed.
Avatar attempts to explain that they did not kill Sean, but the fairies don't believe him, and shoot him with an arrow. Wounded in the shoulder, Avatar refuses to fight back, which impresses the fairy king. Instead of executing them, he merely teleports Avatar and Elinore to a snowy mountaintop. Avatar and Elinore resume their journey despite the poor conditions, but they soon realize they are wandering in circles. Weehawk and Peace finally find them and together they find their way out of the mountains.
Soon Avatar and the others encounter the encamped army of an elf General who is preparing to attack Scortch the following day, but Blackwolf launches a sneak attack that night. Elinore is outside with Peace when one of Blackwolf's mutants sneaks into camp and attacks her, but Avatar is able to stop it before it hurts her. Things turn for the worse, though, as a battle tank arrives to destroy the camp. Peace manages to disable the crew, but as he inspects the vehicle, Elinore kills him with a sword and climbs into the tank. It drives away as Avatar and Weehawk watch in confusion.
The next day, Avatar and Weehawk enter Scortch by ship and make for Blackwolf's castle while the General leads his elf warriors in a bloody battle to distract Blackwolf's forces. The pair splits up, Weehawk tracking Elinore while Avatar goes after his brother Blackwolf. Weehawk nearly kills Elinore, but she explains that Blackwolf has been controlling her mind ever since she first touched Peace. Blackwolf declares his magic superior to Avatar's and demands his surrender. Avatar admits that he hasn't practiced magic in some time, and offers to show Blackwolf one last trick that their mother showed him when Blackwolf wasn't around; he then pulls a gun and fatally shoots Blackwolf. With the loss of their leader, the mutants give up fighting. With Montagar's safety secured, Weehawk returns home, but Avatar and Elinore decide to go start their own kingdom instead.
domain:
Elinore
site text:
// // Ele
keywords:
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fg image origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxuyaSVC5YY
bg image origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxuyaSVC5YY
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxuyaSVC5YY
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?Roger Taylor in Drag |
mothermercuryy |
(3.00) |
712 |
2012-03-06 |
description:
Roger Taylor from Queen, in drag.
Also known as Rogerina.
domain:
rogerina
site text:
Rogerina // //
keywords:
Roger Taylor,Queen,Rogerina,I Want to Break Free
fg image origin:
Just a silly little site for Roger Taylor from Queen.
bg image origin:
This is from a video that Queen had made for their song "I Want to Break Free" in 1984. They thought it would be a funny idea to all dress up in drag, especially Roger Taylor (shown in the picture)
sound origin:
"I Want to Break Free" - Queen
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?Frankie is scared |
AgentParsec |
(2.95) |
5,228 |
2007-09-23 |
description:
Actually, I just thought this would be a good set-up for something else startling Frankie. Feel free to make edits. :)
domain:
frankieisscared
keywords:
foster's,frankie,scared
fg image origin:
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
sound origin:
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
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?YTMND Was Down! |
nedm-rules |
(2.92) |
1,487 |
2007-04-12 |
description:
DOOBIE LOL ITS LEIK HES SMOKING A BLUNT RO SOMETHING LAWL
domain:
justkiddin
keywords:
Enter up to 10 keywords or keyphrases seperated by commas.
The more accurate your keywords are, the higher up in searches for
those terms you will be. Enter up to 10 keywords or keyphrases seperated by commas.
The more accurate your keywords are, the h
fg image origin:
NOW U CUNT MAKE SITES OH NOEZ
sound origin:
Neil Sedvoata - VOATING 1 IS HARD TOO DEW
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?YTMND is full of Sony fanboys |
WingedMayhem |
(2.92) |
1,695 |
2006-05-10 |
description:
Its ok. Mommy will pay. 600 bucks isn't that much money. Especially when you're not paying.
domain:
ytmndsonyfanboy
site text:
Everybody line up // PS3 will be out soon // Its ok. Mom will shell out $600
keywords:
PS3, Kiddies, YTMND Sony Fanboys, No Taste in Consoles, Idiots, Morons, Stupidity
fg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
Sexy Paradious- Castlevania Level
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?9/11: Unreal Tournament Style! |
Nites-Bro |
(2.92) |
3,580 |
2006-12-12 |
description:
9/11 Attack, UT style! Note that after a few times, the sync begins to go out. Just be glad it's sync'd at all because I had to edit and re-up the pic about 37 times.
domain:
ut911
keywords:
9/11, ut2k4, offensive, first blood, double kill, crushing defeat, rampage, holy sh*t, insert random keyword here
fg image origin:
9/11, Google
sound origin:
Unreal Tournament 2004
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?Happy Birthday Fanfare |
rubycalaber |
(2.92) |
2,030 |
2007-05-01 |
description:
<fanbday> yse
<fanbday> today is going to be so long and sh*tty
<fanbday> i cant wait until im all done thursday
<fanbday> lets go pick up a pizza a movie when im done
<fanbday> i wont tell coach
<fanbday> ill let
domain:
happybdayfanfare
keywords:
fanfare
fg image origin:
pic of irl fanfare date js
sound origin:
CMR019 - intro
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?Penis |
Kes |
(2.90) |
1,664 |
2007-07-15 |
description:
fggfh
domain:
erectpenis
keywords:
Enter up to 10 keywords or keyphrases seperated by commas.
The more accurate your keywords are, the higher up in searches for
those terms you will be.,penis, sex, c*ck, dick, wang, penor, hard, erect, f*ck
fg image origin:
some emoticon site
sound origin:
what sound?
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?(nsfw) Sega's new marketing techniques |
Femto |
(2.88) |
4,165 |
2005-09-08 |
description:
This is how Sega is marketing the new Shadow the Hedgehog game. I'm down with Shadow and his bad*ssskillz yo, and you better be too... 'Less you want a cap up yo bitch ass...
domain:
SegaShadowGun
site text:
Gun=Maturity // Are you down with Shadow? //
keywords:
Shadow,Gun,Sega,Sonic,Shadow the Hedgehog,maturity,violence,video games
fg image origin:
IGN
sound origin:
CB4
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?rip edd ed and eddy (canceled) |
JLen503 |
(2.87) |
3,030 |
2007-04-18 |
description:
very very sad this is real and sad i grew up with the show and i think the rest of ytmnd should be alerted of this
domain:
ripeddedandeddy
keywords:
rip,ed,edd,eddy,and,n,sad,r.i.p.,
fg image origin:
i made it all
sound origin:
creed with arms wide open
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?Happy Hour After You Give Blood |
CaffeinePowered |
(2.86) |
1,584 |
2006-04-06 |
description:
My first YTMND, be nice :)
I saw this hanging up around campus and it just screamed 'put me on the net'. If theres cheap booze, I'd give blood too
domain:
givebloodanddrink
keywords:
give blood free booze
fg image origin:
Scanned Flier
sound origin:
YTMND
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?Bloggers are Mentally Unstable |
LieutenantCharisma |
(2.86) |
1,176 |
2006-04-16 |
description:
See? Proof that bloggers are mentally unstable freaks who should be rounded up and put into internment camps.
domain:
blogcannibal
keywords:
cannibal psycho blog blogger blogs
fg image origin:
CNN.com
sound origin:
Some other YTMND
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?So thats how you make it! |
ZT |
(2.86) |
2,166 |
2006-04-22 |
description:
I was looking up how to make deep fried icecream, because to me it sounds like something that ought to be impossible and I found a very interesting recipe :)
domain:
deepfriedicecream
keywords:
icecream, ice cream, funny, deep, fried, deep fried, awesome, ZT, cool, 1337
fg image origin:
cooks.com
sound origin:
ytmnd.com
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?Can't break Steve Carell's Stride |
TheHypnotist |
(2.86) |
1,758 |
2006-08-06 |
description:
I'm going to be hosting the sounds in a week. Then you can use them. For now, I'm on sh*tty dial up, so, you'll have to wait.
domain:
stevecarellstride
site text:
Can't Break // Steve Carell's // Stride
keywords:
Steve,Carell,
fg image origin:
Anchorman / Bruce Almighty
sound origin:
Anchorman / Bruce Almighty
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?What Overseer Is Really Saying |
tibstah |
(2.86) |
1,781 |
2006-10-17 |
description:
the video is from a pilot that was never picked up called Boner Boy and can be found on Google Video.
domain:
hard-on
site text:
hit him with your hard-on // //
keywords:
overseer, horndog, boner, hard-on
fg image origin:
Boner Boy
sound origin:
Overseer - Horndog
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?Nuclear Rave |
ThunderJoe |
(2.85) |
1,932 |
2006-02-25 |
description:
Its a deer being blown up
domain:
nuclearrave
site text:
// // LOL
keywords:
Nuclear, Rave, I rock, Alliance, The Alliance
fg image origin:
dont know
sound origin:
some rave thing
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?2003 UB313 now known as... |
Corevirus |
(2.84) |
1,865 |
2006-09-16 |
description:
Wiki it up yourself! It's bigger than Pluto doncha know but still worthy of only being a dwarf planet.
domain:
eris
site text:
136199 // Eris //
keywords:
eris
fg image origin:
Wikipedia
sound origin:
FF7, Aeris' Theme (Piano Version)
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?If you don't keep your dog off my lawn... |
flockofjesi |
(2.83) |
1,549 |
2006-01-31 |
description:
A real messed up day in the news. Why would she threaten that? What was the emergency that kept her from her court date? And more importantly, has she been in anything besides American Pie or is she doomed to be "the girl from American Pie?"
domain:
americanpiedoglover
site text:
If you don't keep your dog // my lawn I'll suck it's //
keywords:
dog, lawn, molest, wtf
fg image origin:
Yahoo! news
sound origin:
Hell itself.
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?Mamas, don't let your babies turn into... |
mrgotee |
(2.83) |
2,524 |
2006-02-04 |
description:
Spoof of the Willie Nelson song "Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys."
domain:
mdlybtigc
site text:
Mamas, don't let // your babies turn // into gay cowboys!
keywords:
cowboy, brokeback, mountain, heath, ledger
fg image origin:
Brokeback Mountain
sound origin:
kkrw.com
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?Zero Vs. Link!!!!!OMG!!! |
Sakun |
(2.83) |
1,309 |
2006-07-08 |
description:
It took so long to make...but is ok...I'm going to try and finish up though...yea you better hope zero dies...Also Updates will be made...like health ect. ect..so just you wait...
domain:
XtoZfiles
keywords:
Zelda,Zero,megaman,omg,sweet,cool,Vs.,awesome,nice,
fg image origin:
made it
sound origin:
stole it
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?Ninety-Nine Nights (N3) ported to Atari 2600!! |
Ockman |
(2.83) |
3,279 |
2006-08-20 |
description:
I was just bored, and made this up because I was talking about what this game would be like on other game systems. You might not understand unless you're familar with the kind of game it is.
domain:
n3atari
keywords:
ninety nine nights, xbox, 360, microsoft, q-entertainment, xbox360, japan, inphyy, hack, slash, atari, 2600, playstation 3, video games, adventure
fg image origin:
ME
sound origin:
gametrailers.com gameplay footage
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?Get your dick out of your heart |
assrmr |
(2.83) |
2,285 |
2009-11-07 |
description:
Something my best friend and I say to each other a lot. To us it means, stop making excuses. Just get the f*ck up, and do it. Stop being a coward. Stop giving yourself a reason to fail.
domain:
geturdickoutofyourheart
site text:
GET YOUR DICK // OUT OF // YOUR HEART
keywords:
Dick out of your heart, Hall and Oates, Yacht Rock,
fg image origin:
Yacht Rock episode two screencap
sound origin:
Yacht Rock episode two audio cap
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?ask why |
final-tom |
(2.83) |
457 |
2010-10-12 |
description:
it's okay. just keep your head up girl. this will all be over soon.
domain:
keepyourheadup
keywords:
ask why, please
fg image origin:
WHY
sound origin:
MUST
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?Grammy4Imus |
evenbetter |
(2.83) |
719 |
2007-04-12 |
description:
Double standard
domain:
grammy4Imus
site text:
If he was a rapper he // would be picking up // his Grammy soon
fg image origin:
http://getridofthedlc.blogspot.com/2006_02_01_archive.html
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF9BjB7Bzr0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2
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?Humble > Firefly |
Humble |
(2.80) |
2,589 |
2006-05-24 |
description:
f*gex-Evolved will be up soon
domain:
fagexevolved
site text:
Fagex-Evolved is coming soon // //
keywords:
Fagex, Humble, Firefly, Evolved
fg image origin:
Humble Pwning
sound origin:
Queen
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?The future... is AWESOME. |
Duterasemis |
(2.80) |
3,859 |
2005-07-04 |
description:
Dracko3k2: The future is bright.
Duterasemis: and filled with robo zombies
Dracko3k2: When I grow up, I want to be a robo-lobster.
Duterasemis: "scientists hope that this new technology can be used for better prosthetics"
Duterasemis: GIANT ROBOT PINC
domain:
thefutureisawesome
keywords:
future
sound origin:
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?This is Cyber giving week! |
Omega-Weapon |
(2.80) |
2,312 |
2005-12-30 |
description:
When i first saw the image i cracked me up, so i decided to put it to what it really should be.
domain:
cyberingweek
keywords:
Cyber Sex, Cyber, Sex, Yahoo
fg image origin:
Yahoo Homepage plus some of my editing
sound origin:
Random YTMND's
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