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Alright, we have another caller It's Ogdan Skank What's up, Ogdan? It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut Now listen up Lol whatever faggot I have a very important— Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff My flow tough like elephant skin My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7 Jump on the YTMND I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC 'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7 Blue 42 hut hut 9/11 And you can get lost in natsoc perfection Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks I'm givin' race war addicts their fix I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry 'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy You punk bitch Current year, we're here Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and Mr. Krabs Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear Get that bullshit out the atmosphere Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here Legacy raps, Mac T on the track Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap White Air Force, stash spot with the gat It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at? More action, more excitement, more everything The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage Isn't that right Krabby Wabby? Oh yeah The current year has been an eventful one so far And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy AAAAAGH I couldn't agree more, but you know what? Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage Vote 5 A "Santabot" would be nice Come again? I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice" Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot" I'm here to tell you what to do And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick I'm here to help If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that Your help is definitely appreciated Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay I respect you I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor I think Krabs, I talk Krabs And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog! So, pretty please, with a nigger on top Vote fuckin' 5 This is Moon Man here KKK, KK, KK Proudly bringing you Numero dookie, niggers The White Album: Part 2 Two big White balls to yo face McDonaldland's magical radio

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Photo taken in space Jan. 28. 2022

"Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic

He wrote his down in a man a man, he wrote his down in a do do-do do, he wrote his down, clap clap he wrote he wrote he wrote. Hey sis - TA HEY Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Do-do do. HEY. Now the guy back stage at the bar went near your house? Okay. Do-do. Do-do. HEY. So the guy near back that wayward place got out? HUH? OH! OH! OH! OH! DO DO-DO DO! ROCK ON SALLY! I ATE A HUGE EGG. Finish the sentence. Clap. Clap. Clap. Do-do do. Hey. Okay, † well that ain't right; okay do-do- -

pterano

As Uncle Pterano Once Said: // // IT'S UNCLE PTERANO!

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the real mc

we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. It’s Chad Warden here. Aight, I’m talking bout that, PS Triple. The PS Triple I ain’t talking bout that wii. That wii? Shiiiit. Shit people p-people be talkin’ bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what I’m tryin to say? I’m tryin to say, is that…c’mon know, wii? C’mon, that c-that lil’ controller baby that looks like a dildo. Aight, I ain’t trying to play my games, with no Dil. Do. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y’know, Warioware, shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. But…c’mon now, the wii? People trying to say that the, the PS3 copied the wii with a motion sen-uh…I don’ give a fuck. Shit, shit the wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the PS3. Heh errybody knows, is that PS3 make the best games, knaw I mean nigga? I mean, c’mon, you got lil’ games I mean you got wii what, what you got, Legend of Zelda where you walk around with a lil’ bitch, and his lil’ bitch-ass sword, and lil’ shield, and he’s goin “HEH! HEH! HEH!” C’mon, who wants to play that shit? I needa shoot some niggas. Wh-pow, pow Nintendo, ah, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything, and that’s just bullshit, that bullshit…shit s-saying Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony, have you played the PS1? Nigga, nigga the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7, shit, Nintendo trying to copy that shit, they know that they can’t compete if they don’t have Final Fantasy. Nig, I don’t even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy sucks ass now. Ooo, look at Final Fantasy 12, y’know where you’re runnin’ around with a lil’ girl and shit. Fuck everybody knows that girls can’t do shit other than suck dick. So, what I’m really tryin’ to say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, nigga. That’s true shit, Sony is true shit. we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right

cwizzy

BALLIN!!!! // //

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Y8mTEl4UM

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ihatekerry

I Hate You // So Much // Right Now!!!!!!!!!

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Brianboitano

What would brian boitano // do if he was here right now? // I'm sure he'd kick an

KILL!

spoonkill

I'd // stab a nigga // right now

life, spoon, kill, nigga, stab

LIFE

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odbangryblackwoman

I'm all // about me // right now

Ol' Dirty Bastard, Angry Black Woman, Prank Call, Dirt Dog

MySpace

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WRNLRN

leadership

WE REALLY // NEED LEADERSHIP // RIGHT NOW

regular show

Regular Show

Regular Show

Jesus christ. Alright kiddies its time to learn some biology. Can you tell me what the genus of a common house cat is... thats right Felis. Now i dont supose you could tell me the genus of a lion? What, felis you say? well it would seem there is a cone

lnedm

OWNED // //

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giffdepot

NEDM

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icecream-and-penises

YMNTD // TMNT // WTF

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i have to cite this sh*t

The biggest bog monster of them all is back! It's Detective Conan Edogawa, and he's laying down fine beats for everyone to enjoy in the spooky swamps of Congo Bongo island. You best stop it, stop it...RIGHT NOW!!!

bigbogmonster

BIG BOG MONSTER // //

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Detective Conan

Donkey Kong Country

It's a picture of Kaori Natori The Hottest babe in Japan right now.

kaorinatori

Kaori Natori Darling of Japan // //

Kaori Natori, Japanese Babe, Japanese Girl,

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http://doyoulovekaori.ytmnd.com

Im at a loss of words right now.

sadballer

: ( // //

sab, butthurt, lose, fail, flail, angry, what

jj.am

Look up 'sad orchestra' on youtube.

stupid at&t text to speech is not responding and is down so I must voice my outrage with this square wave.

attyousuck

// SO HERE IS A SQUARE WAVE //

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internet explorer

DarthWang

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bookertrvd

// // DON'T BE SCARED!

Paul Blart is a brilliant man who can destroy everything in his path. Right now, he's on the way to stop a robbery.

politician

paul blart

Paul Blart

Paul Blart

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rightnowadverb

Pepsi Clear was the bomb

pepsiclear

I'm Crystal Clear // // And Don't Give A Shit

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Pepsi Commercial

Myspace

Van Halen- Right Now

I actually made this a couple years ago. And now it's updated. Incidentally, the sound doesn't loop right.

megamog

// MEGA MOG! //

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Mega Man 2, Final Fantasy VII, me

Mega Man 2 title screen

I will delete this one and make a new one once i get an actual german destroyer lol right now i have a fletcher

navyfleet

NavyField

ytmnd

Sorry I didn't have different sound haha

lolinschoolrightnow

Screenshot at school

my other 100 ytmnd's

i'm really bored right now.

thefarside-

uncited

uncited

Just gotta poop here, poop now

righthererightnow

// // Sometimes You Just Cant Hold It

poop, here, now, jesus, jones

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Youtube

will smith yo

FreshPrinceOfBellAir

Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And Id like to take a minute just sit right there Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air In west philadelfia born and raised On the playground where

google with a little editing

google

this idea was created by badboybadd, then modified by master sitsu, and now has been updated by me to better fit the modern day price is right

careysaysytmnd

YOURE THE // MAN NOW // DOG

carey, ytmnd

YTMND+google

badboybadd and master sitsu

Kompressor gives stranger advice, and i show you an example of one not to talk to

nevertalktostranger

STRANGER // DANGER //

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I wish i knew...

KOMPRESSOR - NEVER TALK TO STRANGER

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snapesnapekills

Not right now you don't, but I snape from there

Google

Snape Kills Dumbledore

Notorious navy seal copy pasta turned song hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Life. You're fucking Dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy Retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking Dead, kiddo.

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PS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64&feature=plcp

Seriously! Why is it my girlfriend likes McDonalds so much? I think now we know.

mcdonaldsotheringredient

SEMEN! // //

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You know by now, right?