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Living and dying laughing and crying Once you have seen it you will never be the same Life in the fast lane is just how it seems Hard and it's heavy, it's dirty and mean Motorbreath It's how I live my life I can't take it any other way Motorbreath The sign of living fast It is going to take Your breath away Don't stop for nothing it's full speed or nothing I am taking down you know whatever is in my way Getting your kicks as you are shooting the line Sending the shivers up and down your spine Motorbreath It's how I live my life I can't take it any other way Motorbreath The sign of living fast It is going to take Your breath away Those people who tell you not to take chances They are all missing on what life is about You only live once so take hold of the chance Don't end up like others the same song and dance Motorbreath It's how I live my life I can't take it any other way Motorbreath The sign of living fast It is going to take Your breath away

SitoFail

CUMSHOT,TEEN,PUSSY,TITS,ASS,ELMO,MILK,PAJOTE,FAIL,SITO FAIL,SITASION

SI

EN LA CARA

SEMEN

Rap snitches, telling all their business Sit in the court and be their own star witness Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah, I'm right here Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years Rap snitches, telling all their business Sit in the court and be their own star witness Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah, I'm right here Fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years

rapsnitches

Google

Rap Snitch Knishes - MF Doom

BTW I stole this from here: https://files.catbox.moe/7gtqce.swf. So if this site ends up being bad, don't blame me. Blame whoever made the flash file.

milhouselonely

The Simpsons - don't know which episode this is, I'm gonna have to get back to you on that.

Bobby Vinton - Mr. Lonely

Does Daniel Craig have what it takes to live up to the legend of Agent 007? Are we, as Bond fans, ready for James to be blond-haired and blue-eyed? OT: This is my very first YTMND. I used only a free .gif creator and audio utility. I was most concer

bondfails

You LOSE, Mr. Bond! // //

bond, fail, craig, james bond, fails

Google Image Search

The Price is Right!

Kale Brecht is stuck in his house under house arrest. Mr. Dink is stuck in his for being a registered sex offender. Is Kale about to find the most screwed up thing in disturbia?

disturbiavsbluffington

Lulz Disturbia kid // //

Doug, Doug's, neighbor, neighbor's, Disturbia, Shia Labuff, movie, cartoon, Kale Brecht

Doug's neighbor, Disturbia

Doug's neighbor

I used to be able to get up at 10:20 on mondays. Now because of this bombaclot change I have to get up at 09:10 MAYNEE!!! :(

fucknoyoudidnot

ucnlephil madness chinesef*cker roosters cry kanye west cheescake and grapes

internet random

cut

inspired by a YTMND that is no longer up. The loop sucks on purpose. it doesn't always have to be perfect to be a good YTMND, bitches.

emomessiah

That's // So // Emo

emo, jesus, WoW, picard, batman, hassan, gay, what is, conan

probably the bible or something

Dashboard Gayfessional

legendarypancake needs to be locked up.

ruthproctormybitch

Scream and // cry // little girl

ruth, rape, legendarypancake, pancake, newgrounds, sex, beating, fad, meme.

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KIRBYRAEG

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Kirbyraeg

Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames

Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror

http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/

Mine

Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426 In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk

Adam Curry, former MTV VJ and co-host of No Agenda, describes what Net Neutrality REALLY is and why it might not be a good idea, especially if it interferes with ISP network management.

noagendanetneutrality

no agenda,adam curry,john c dvorak,net neutrality,internet,metered,network management,data allowance policy,data usage meter,the best podcast in the universe

http://www.athenasweb.com/img/Aquarius/NetNeutrality.jpg

http://613.nashownotes.com

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is a mock-up of a cover for Republican Party candidate Jimmy McMillan. He actually started his own small political party, The Rent Is Too Damn High party, in 1993, and ran for numerous political offices in the state of New York and for several national U.S. offices, including the 2012 and 2016 Presidential elections. I wonder how the direction of the United States would change with such an unorthodox candidate becoming president. Anyway, enjoy!

jimmymcmillannewsweek

jimmy mcmillan,the rent is too damn high,republican,2016 election,president,presidency,united states of america,newsweek,topix,mock-up

Newsweek/Topix/Pixelmator

ESPN

no description given.

damngirlyoshitbeupinmyface

Damn girl // yo shit be up // in my face

Woke up to this today. Shouldn't someone here be getting royalties or something?

shoeonheadchic

Shoe On Head? // //

shoe on head, fashion, paris, model, sexy, shoe, head, headcrab

yahoo! news

right said fred

If anybody out there has seen the wall, you would know how f*cked up this game would be.

thewallgame

pink floyd, the wall, game

ms paint

pink floyd

damn that music is soft, be sure to turn your speakers up

noseriouslystopcommenting

HEY FUCK // //

THE BEST DRINK EVER

SOME LOW VOLUME SONG

After a few minutes of being f*cked up I fixed this site. Cookie for me. The image was inspired by 4chan and found on teh intarweb.

cakeliekpwnj00

cake, pwned, pwn, pure, ultimate, pwnage

See site desc

Teh_pwnerer

Got the idea from doomd.ytmnd.com ... perhaps a little late, but at least no one has used this exact sound/image combo yet. Sound should be decent, just turn the volume up.

doubledoomd

Futurama, Bender, Parallel, Doomed

Futurama - The Farnsworth Parabox

Futurama - The Farnsworth Parabox

Nope, sorry, not the Hedgehog... Just a messed-up image of some medieval guy who wants nothing more in life (at least, for the time being) than one more chili cheese coney. Hope you enjoy it. Incidentally, I remixed the music using ACID Pro 5.

medievalconey

medieval, medeival, sonic, chili, cheese, coney, chili cheese coney, chili cheese dog, hot dog, bitch, remix

Created at Historic Tale Construction Kit

Heather Dale "This Endris Night" (DJ Badger Craptacular Remix)

Some kid on the WoW forums wasn't supposed to be up and he posts on the WoW forums. The thing is, his mom plays WoW to, so she finds out and grounds him. Hahaha... GG Kid.

kidgetspwnedbymom

Kid // PWNED! //

WoW, owned, pwned, kid, dumbass, mom

WoW Forum screen capture.

Some website with Zelda Wavs.

Oh Guardians. What can I say? This is the result of being up late at night, hyped on sugar and caffeine! In other news... I like Albedo. He's the sh*t.

albedoualuealuealue

ASPLODIE! // //

xenosaga, albedo, ualuealuealue

no description given.

scrubthatshit

thumbs up to being // // GAY!

one day i was puting this bannana in a signature on the forums and i happend to be listening to the song, as i looked at the bananna dance, i realized it synked up with the beat, wtf D:

thebannanadance

The average age limit of YTMND users cannot be over 8 years old. Your lazy crack smoking parents should be shot for not bringing you up right.

tenreasons

Preteen Trash // Your Parents Have Failed //

children,morons,trash,preteen,ten reasons,beat,kids

YTMND

YTMND

For those of you who have played Kingdom Hearts, you can look up Selphie's skirt under a dock on Destiny's Island. I gotta agree with this picture. First YTMND, so be gentle.

soraselphie

// // Sora, NO!!!

kingdom hearts, sora, selphie, upskirt, final fantasy, ffviii, ff8, kh

Hentai Palm forums

Bustin' Up The Beach, Kingdom Hearts OST

I was making pancakes with Nagi and we made a lol pancake. o___0 Or 'pamcake' as they often end up being called. lol.

lolpamcakewtf

// // We just need a rofl waffle D:

pancake, pamcake, lol, wtf, rofl, too much free time

I took the piccer :D

hyarr somewheres?

Sandy the dog is all healed up, but he still doesn't want to be nursed.

sandythedog

dog, nurse, Sandy, healed

me

me

Snarf is put up to be judged on Kitten War!

SnarfWar

snarf kitten war thundercats > <

Kitten War / Thundercats

thundar

Some cheesy Spanish-language 80s disco song from 2 Italian dudes. Warning: Might be addictive. Wav used because the mp3 kept getting rejected. If the sound is still messed up next morning, I will delete the YTMND.

vamosalaplaya

iVamos a la playa! // //

disco, 80s, eighties, playa, vamos, righeira

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6XeSRwREf8

as image, Righeira- "Vamos a la playa"

seriously this place used to be an "up and coming website" now all it is is a nerd haven full of mediocre 'sites' that are supposed to be 'funny'. RIP the good ytmnd ???-2007

ytmndisanerdhavennow

Now its just full of nerds // ...even max has lost interest // ..this place is for dorks now :/

sd

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