?Legends of Jazz- #10: Dizzy Gillespie (Not Funny) |
Skizzick |
(3.85) |
4,148 |
2008-05-03 |
description:
He played a trumpet that had a horn bent upward. It didn't change the sound of it, but it did make it look like his trumpet had an erection. This is the last in the series for now. Enjoy! This site was not intended to be funny. For educational purposes on
domain:
JazzLegends10
keywords:
Dizzy, Gillespie, rusty, trombone, trumpet, bebop, bop, Salt, peanuts, blowfish
fg image origin:
Dizzy Gillespie (See Description)
sound origin:
Salt Peanuts - please, it's not a racist thing
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?Chadazoid! |
DarthWang |
(3.83) |
2,224 |
2017-03-21 |
description:
The show's title character is the superhero alter ego of Ballin 16-year-old (later changed to 17-year-old) Chad Warden who attends H-Town High School. He goes by many different names (e.g.C-Wizzy, Chad Daddy). Chad gained his abilities from a PSTriple bug activated by a "secret key sequence" that must be typed (a reference to the PS3 E3 Conference). The sequence of keys is "BAAAAAAAAAALINNNNN" (the quotes are included), as seen when Anthony Perez types the combination in "The Bitch (Act 2)". The bug manifests when the user presses Delete after entering the string, and was first activated when Chad's bitch crawled onto the keyboard (get that shit off my keyboard, nigga). Becoming absorbed into his PStriple and instantly gaining all the information on the Internet, Chadazoid has ABAP strength and endurance, extraordinary speed and agility, and negligible amounts of gayness. These changes make him a powerful and Ballin force for upholding Sony and dat triple, unless he gets distracted by something like a Ballin game. He has a base called H-Town, a parody of Tampa Flo-day, built by his mute butler, this one lil' fat bitch, I don't even know his fuckin' name. H-Town contains a "Hall of BALLIN Things to Know" and even a Caddy. His greatest weakness, as he once explained to a fanboy, is that he can be imprisoned in a cage with graphite bars charged with Wii dildos. He also expresses a great aversion to "gay niggaz".
Peripheral powers come and go: Chadazoid once developed Niggakinesis triggered by anger that was never mentioned again after the episode, and once crossed the globe to yell at a Nintendo fanboy for bitching too loudly, but apologizes to him later in the same plot. He also has the ability to assume the form of Tupac and cover long distances instantaneously, although he just as often simply sticks his dick forward and runs while making swooshing sounds with his mouth (Swish-swoosh), pretending to suck dick
Chad can change into and out of Chadazoid at will with the words "BALLIN!" and "Shut the hell up nigga!". When not in Chadazoid mode, Chad looks and acts completely normal, and his family is unaware that anything has happened to him. Chadazoid spends this time in an area of Chad's brain called the ABAPzone, where he reflects, has profound thoughts, and plays Devil May Run Up On A Nigga.
While the show's setting is set around H-Town., the locale often varies with the show's humor, taking Chadazoid to locations around the world as needed.
domain:
connector
site text:
BALLIN teen extraordinaire! // //
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Chadazoid
sound origin:
ABAP
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?Doug Funnie Wants It |
LordXanthus |
(3.83) |
4,439 |
2006-08-28 |
description:
doug gets all the bitches
domain:
dougwantsit
site text:
// HONK HONK //
keywords:
You see me and my homies like to play this game, We call it amtrak but some call it the train, We all would line up in a single-file line, And take our turns at waxing girls behinds
fg image origin:
Doug Funnie
sound origin:
2 Live Crew - We Want Some Pussy
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?davros tries to take a tahini break but longneck dinos... |
Krangar18 |
(3.83) |
3,261 |
2014-04-30 |
description:
when i'm tuckered out from playing spider solitaire on windows, i take a load off with a nice cup of tahinis from parker bros. uh oh, looks like nessy's at it again ;) I guess i'll dematerialize over to the breakroom and jerk my gherkin. c'mon jar! you're going inside my butt!
domain:
tahini
keywords:
jar breaks in your ass,you write and angry letter,to your ass,shipped DHL
fg image origin:
various
bg image origin:
doctor how
sound origin:
[site davros:site]
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?Cat on a keyboard performs a YTMND compositio... |
Morgrist |
(3.82) |
2,560 |
2009-05-22 |
description:
I figure if we're going to have a classically trained feline pianist on YTMND, he can play some homegrown classics. In this case, it's more like "2 chords for 16 pianos" with the tiling...
domain:
catonaytmndkeyboard
keywords:
piano,that f*cking cat,one more time,keyboard,jerry
fg image origin:
"Frenzy" YTMND site.
sound origin:
Egonym's "Two Chords for Four Pianos".
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?psychofishhead plays Europa Polandversalis 5: par... |
psychofishhead |
(3.81) |
1,525 |
2008-11-12 |
description:
psychofishhead decides to play some Europa Polandversalis and is stuck on deciding whether to play as the grand coalition or polend and stares at the menu screen because he's not the decider. Part #1 of maybe like a 3 part series.
domain:
europapolandversalis
keywords:
poland, polend, europa polandversalis 5, voat %, vote 10, epic domain grab
fg image origin:
Europa Polandversalis 5: In Karmine
sound origin:
Europa Polandversalis 5: In Karmine
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?the price is...JESUS |
welsinc |
(3.78) |
11,381 |
2005-09-17 |
description:
bob would like to play a little plinko w/ those bad boys
domain:
priceishuge
site text:
// BOB NOOOOOOOOO!!! //
keywords:
price is right
fg image origin:
internet
sound origin:
ytmnd
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?ACCESS CODE: BDXF |
altair808 |
(3.76) |
907 |
2007-05-26 |
description:
LOL YOU RAN INTO THE ALIEN TOOTHED ONION AND IT SPRAYED YOU WITH GAS AND YOU POPPED LIKE A BALLOON! YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP PLAYING THIS!
domain:
explodedeath
fg image origin:
PRESS A B OR C TO CONTINUE
sound origin:
PRESS START FOR PASSWORD ENTRY
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?Violin: Legend of Zelda: Violin of Time |
TakuaKaita600 |
(3.76) |
7,902 |
2007-01-27 |
description:
Fado, a Kokiri from the Wind Waker, plays a violin-like instrument and bears a striking resemblance to Link. So, I couldn't resist.
domain:
violinoot
keywords:
Link, Ocarina, Violin, Legend, Zelda, link, violin, ocarina, zelda
fg image origin:
TWW, ALTTP, TP, Google
sound origin:
Hyrule Symphony
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?What does Mickey Mouse like to play? |
R-B-Smada |
(3.75) |
3,262 |
2006-06-17 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
mickycosby
site text:
Can mice get // // the brain damage?
keywords:
Micky, Mouse, Micky Mouse, Cosby, pokemon,
sound origin:
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?(nsfw) Stairway to heaven played backwards!! |
MikDatWat |
(3.75) |
6,509 |
2005-08-28 |
description:
Stairway to heaven played backwards, this is for real, test it for yourself if you would like
domain:
ZepSatan
keywords:
Led Zeppelin, backwards, satan, devil, stairway, heaven,
sound origin:
Led Zeppelin - Stairway to heaven
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?Your pony died... |
JimboMcDeans |
(3.75) |
11,164 |
2006-03-28 |
description:
Comes from the episode 10 of purepwange @ www.purepwnage.com
He can't seem to keep a stright job, so when he tried to play a game tester, he flipped the sh*t because he cant like take the reality of ever loosing to any game, evar
domain:
deadpony
fg image origin:
www.purepwnage.com
sound origin:
www.purepwnage.com
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?BF2 (Battlefield 2) Loading bar at bottom |
Doombringer55 |
(3.73) |
2,762 |
2007-03-02 |
description:
If you ever wanted to play BF2, here is a small GIF to show you what it's like! (Sorry for adgif watermark)
domain:
BF2simomglolbbqlolicoaster
keywords:
BF2,lol
fg image origin:
Battlefield2
sound origin:
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?Zig Zingy Zon a Zig Zag a gon |
mantorok |
(3.73) |
6,195 |
2006-06-11 |
description:
I was working at American Eagle today and we got a new cd to play in the store. Half way through the cd this f*cking weird *ss song came on and IM like it can be the new ulelalauelauela!! So I rushed home and put it on ytmnd. This is the first Zingy Zang
domain:
ZingyZong
fg image origin:
Lazy Town
sound origin:
AK Sent - Zingy
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?Popeye and Bluto R gay? |
PornoLare |
(3.71) |
2,628 |
2006-10-29 |
description:
Popeye and bluto likes to play games ;)
domain:
popeyeblutogay
keywords:
popeye, gay
fg image origin:
popeye
sound origin:
village people - ymca
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?Shyla (The Dog) Busts Out A Face Melter |
riverboatjones |
(3.71) |
1,398 |
2009-06-25 |
description:
Little known fact: dogs like to sing and melt faces when not playing or chasing cats.
domain:
shyla
keywords:
Face Melter, Dog, Woah
fg image origin:
Shyla Bovell's Personal Photographer
sound origin:
Lost Horizon - Highlander
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?American's Best Day Ever |
icantthinkofaname |
(3.69) |
2,132 |
2006-06-04 |
description:
I don't really like supporting this fad, but when I saw "German's Best Day Every" and a couple of the comments on it, I felt I had to even the playing field a little bit.
domain:
americanbde
keywords:
Best Day Ever, Band of Brothers, American, World War 2, WWII
fg image origin:
Band of Brothers
sound origin:
Here
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?Borat Like To Play Wii |
ryuudo |
(3.68) |
6,563 |
2006-11-14 |
description:
#1 Game Console in all of Kazakhstan
domain:
boratwii
site text:
WAH WAH // // WII WAH
keywords:
Borat, Nintendo, Wii, Table Tennis
fg image origin:
Da Ali G Show+Wii Sports
sound origin:
Borat soundclips
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?Seagal likes to play rough |
airbornebryan |
(3.67) |
3,578 |
2006-06-24 |
description:
The one sided fight between Gino Felino and Richie Madano from the classic Out for Justice
domain:
seagalsm
keywords:
steven, seagal, fight, violence, out, for, justice, hard, to, kill, throw, richie
fg image origin:
Out for Justice
sound origin:
Huey Lewis & The News- Do you believe in love
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?Song from Kill Bill - Electric Guitar REMIX!!! |
MrSavage |
(3.67) |
1,461 |
2007-03-16 |
description:
I worked really hard on this guitar version guys, please vote 5 on this! :-)
domain:
killremix
site text:
THE GUY WHO PLAYS THE GUITAR IN // KILL BILL IS REALLY GOOD AND I W // THIS TO SOUND LIKE HIM SOUND
keywords:
kill, bill, guitar, remix
fg image origin:
KILL BILL
sound origin:
KILL BILL
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?All About Your Base Remix |
XMajor7 |
(3.67) |
1,109 |
2017-08-04 |
description:
[code]INTRO: In 2101, war was beginning...
What happen?
Someone set us up the bomb. We get signal.
What?
Main screen turn on...
Because you know I'm all about your base,
'Bout your base, What happen?
I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen?
I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen?
I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, ha ha haaa
Yeah it's pretty clear, someone set us up the bomb
But we get signal, signal like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that move Zig that all the boys chase
All the right bomb in the wave of destruction
I see the main screen turn on, working that Photoshop
We know that shit ain't real
Someone set us up the bomb
If you got move Zig just raise 'em up
'Cause you know what you doing take off every Zig
Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size
She says, you have no chance to survive make your time
You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll,
So, if that's what's you're into
Then go ahead and move along
What you say?
Because you know I'm all about your base,
'Bout your base, What happen?
I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen?
I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base, What happen?
I'm all 'bout your base, 'bout your base
I'm bringin' destruction back
Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches Hey
No, I'm just playing I know you think you're fat,
But I'm here to tell ya
You have no chance to survive make your time
Yeah, my momma she told me you are on the wave of destruction
She says, move Zig move Zig
You know what you doing take off every Zig
You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll,
What you say?
So, if that's what's you're into
Then go ahead and move along
It's you!
How are you gentlemen?
Ha! Ha! HAAAAAA!
Because you know I'm all about that bass,
'Bout that bass, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base
Because you know I'm all about that base,
'Bout that base, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base
Because you know I'm all about that base,
'Bout that base, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base, no treble
I'm all 'bout that base, 'bout that base
[/code]
domain:
aaybr
keywords:
meghan trainor,all about your base,remix,all your base,all your base are belong to us,move zig,set us up the bomb
fg image origin:
nonsense
bg image origin:
easychair + edit
sound origin:
dat base
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?MiiKhaaan! |
plastiqmanb |
(3.64) |
827 |
2007-04-15 |
description:
the wii meets KHAAAAAAAAN
domain:
miikhaaaaaaaan
site text:
KHAAAAN! // // Would like to play....
keywords:
khaan khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan wii mii meet
fg image origin:
me
sound origin:
me
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?XXX pr0n? |
GGCrono4 |
(3.62) |
4,637 |
2006-06-07 |
description:
This is basicaly just me being weird. Downvote if you wish. And play Kingdom of Loathing!
And no, the sound has no relation to the image whatsoever. Like I said, weird.
http://www.kingdomofloathing.com
domain:
xxxpr0n
keywords:
pron, pr0n, loathing
fg image origin:
Kingdom of Loathing
sound origin:
StarTropics
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?(nsfw) Toad likes to pimp his Balls.. |
Robotnik |
(3.62) |
1,983 |
2007-03-12 |
description:
Toad.
domain:
toadballs
keywords:
toad,likes,to,play,with,his,lil,lol,ballz
fg image origin:
SECRET
sound origin:
Gayfuel theme
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?Dean Fighters attack the Cosby Star |
ghcghcghc |
(3.62) |
2,178 |
2007-04-12 |
description:
Dean Fighters attack the Cosby Star
domain:
DeanFightersattacktheCosbyStar
site text:
YEAH! YEAH! // WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY // POKEYMAN
keywords:
belfour fans on it look out now heres a loose puck they score, FATHER MC-KENZIE writing the words to a sermon that no one will hear. No one comes near. Look at him working darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there. What does he care? All t
fg image origin:
Dean Fighters attack the Cosby Star
sound origin:
Dean Fighters attack the Cosby Star
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?Would you like to play? |
porterfield |
(3.61) |
3,022 |
2007-01-02 |
description:
I built a fort, come inside and play :)
domain:
comeintomytunnel
keywords:
play, fun, child, scary, creepy, awesome, fort,
fg image origin:
Inside the fun-tunnel
sound origin:
Aphex Twin (http://iwantyoursoul.ytmnd.com/)
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?Bill Cosby On iTunes |
Largo313 |
(3.59) |
6,472 |
2006-07-11 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
pokeytunes
fg image origin:
Made With iTunes
sound origin:
Bill Cosby Ft. Dr Dre - What Do You Like To Play?
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?Smarter Child is Bill Cosby *now with working audio!... |
uber-man |
(3.58) |
3,055 |
2006-06-19 |
description:
Smarterchild=Cosby?
edit!!! Finally audio works!
domain:
smartercosbychild
keywords:
Smarter, Child, Bill, Cosby, Rap, Pokemon, What do you Like to Play?
fg image origin:
A conversation w/ SmarterChild, with unimportant parts cut out
sound origin:
Dr. Dre ft. Cosby, with unfortunate lossy file-conversion :(
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?Poke-E-Mon (Poke a man) |
danjojoe |
(3.58) |
2,183 |
2007-05-05 |
description:
What do you like to play?
Poke-a-man!
domain:
pokeaman
keywords:
pokemon,poke,a,mon,man,bill,cosby,rap
fg image origin:
House of Cosbys with edits
sound origin:
Cosby Rap with edits
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?nedm likes to play pokemon!! |
Nedmmaker |
(3.57) |
1,902 |
2007-09-30 |
description:
bill cosby and nedm
domain:
gkjgdghdfjfhdghdfgkhrdotyre
keywords:
bill cosby and nedm
fg image origin:
bill cosby and nedm
sound origin:
bill cosby and nedm
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