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belfour fans on it look out now heres a loose puck they score

newtonian physics

fo3ij

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Is what you're seing confusing you? Or, is what you're seeing you being confused? Focus.

ifyoulosefocusyoumaylosemorethanfocus

never, that

becgeez, inazuman@flickr.com; Death To Smoochy; Zoolander

Death To Smoochy; Zoolander; editk

Matthew 12:35 The good man brings good things out of the good stored up in him, and the evil man brings evil things out of the evil stored up in him. Luke 12:35 Be dressed ready for service and keep your lamps burning.

midnightangel

the angel of 12:35

Conan O'Brien

DJ Shadow

Mars can be a gay, gassy place...with Friends actors hanging out - waiting for NBC to pick up their newest pilot.

gay-ass-fartin

Rocket Man, Harland Williams, Farting, William Sadler, How you doin', How you doing, Joey

Rocketman (1997)

Rocketman (1997) + EDITS

A cat in a box tries to grab something, but ends up just being awesome.

boxkitty

cat, chromeo, box,kitty,box kitty

Linked to me on imgur by a friend.

Sample from Chromeo's "Me And My Man"

Tycho and Gabe wait for a street date to occur. Hopefully they'll be back in time to pick up the game.

tychogabe-clock

Penny Arcade,Tycho,Gabe,Clock,Back to the Future,BTTF,Huey Lewis and the News

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/02/27

Back in Time - Huey Lewis and the News

Shocking discovery! :O

nogirls

Yeah, if some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, "hey, why don't you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know, on my dad's bed!"

Google Image Search

Girls by The Beastie Boys

Some guy did a ymnt thing with this guy on it and then he took it down so I am put wig on fun man and make him come back to live.

landotowndotcom

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I wanted to be famous.

I stoled it from the other guy.

hope it works this time, for some reason the animation stops working after a few minutes after being up...

kirkberzerk

kirk cameron, berzerk, random

my edit

edited clip from Ferris Buellers Day Off

My first Buttrace video. Lauren (who is awesome) filmed it, due to the supposed-to-film-er not showing up. It was originally going to be more epic.

solobuttrace

// // LOL BUTT

Buttrace, Butt, Race, Solo, Sirwootalot, Funny

Sam and Lauren

Marko Polo - Speedy Speed Boy

Useless and probably won't even be popular. I just want to make the god damned up and coming list :(

lolwhyyoutk

jesus, hax, pwnt, tk, tked, team killing, church, polend

introwebs

E.S. Posthumus - Pompeii

I found out that the kid from Full House ended up being addicted to meth.

themiddletanner

http://daytimetalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/jodie-sweetin-

Full House theme song

Searched these, this came up. Can't be right.

googlefightzero

WTF? // //

google fight zero results wtf can't be right

Google Fight

Crappy music

where is he? i dont know i dont know

gladiator4

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ihu

Twinkle Star Sprites is a 1996 competitive scrolling shooter arcade game originally created by ADK. It was ADK's last production for the Neo-Geo platform. The gameplay, which can be characterized as a combination of a fixed shooter and a versus puzzle game, uses combinations of shots, as well as timed power-ups to attempt to damage the opponent. These attacks also serve as counters to the opponent's attack.

TwinkleStarSprites

https://youtu.be/lr-Cr999fy0

https://youtu.be/JtlUZlnWQQs

One day you scum will be brought to justice for your terrible crimes against this website. You'll look up and shout "save us!", and I'll reply, "HOLOLOLOL ASPIE FAGS"

cometh

Either way it's going to burn

The only way they'll ever learn

Lots of different kinds of calarmari being rolled up Katamari style

calamari

Calamari Damacy // //

its a trap, ackbar, katamari, damashii, damacy, damashi

Katamari Damacy, calamari recipies, star wars, super mario rpg

Katamari Damacy, star wars

They come in, take his grail, and bust up the joint? I'd be bitter too!

bitterknight

Indy, Indiana Jones, Last Crusade, knight

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

no description given.

debaser

I grew up to be // to be a // DEBASER

pixies, un chien andalou, debaser

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Ichallengeyou

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atthelake

i'll be waiting up all night for you

in a nightmare that was made for me

Im sorry, i have no problem with googleads, and a know that ads are essential to keep up YTMND, but this damn ringtone ad kills me when i accidently run my pointer over it and starts up damn Madonna over and over. The line must be drawn here!

epicringtonead

epic, ringtone, ad, maneuver, windows, xp

see desc.

http://epicxp.ytmnd.com/ + Ringtone Ad

Candice Bergen and Matt Pinfield are crime fighting terrorist negotiators who met at TGIFriday's on ladies night. "I'll have a coors light, and a long island ice tea for the lady" "I'm sorry sir, but ladies are allowed one free drink, and she had a rum and shasta already" "Damnit I've been negotiating with terrorists all day. Give me a long island ice tea now!" "Is this how you practice negotiating? By acting like an insane bitch and already drunk at- wait, you're a terrorist nogiator?" "Why yes. And it's really stressfull. That's why I'm trying to get that long island ice tea. Let me tell you something, I've been-" "Let me stop you right here. Do you use a megaphone?" "Of course I do jack-ass. Terrorist are always hanging out of 12th story windows with a knife to someone's throat. They don't toss us walkie-talkies, if that's what you're thinking. Now where's that long island ice tea?" Well you see, I host a really long and boring show on MTV called 200 minutes, something or other, and most of my viewers only stay tuned because they fall asleep and can't change the channel. If I can use your megaphone on my show, I can wake them up, and they'll change the channel to animaniacs or something, and then I can lose my job and we can fight crime together. I love you Candice." "Sounds good. But wait, can I still convince people that a lifetime in jail is better than quenching their thirst for vengence, and sacrificing their lives to achieve eternal bliss in heaven?" "Fine, we'll be crime fighters/terrorist negotiators, ok?" "Ok great. If I could just get that drink, we'll be on our way." "The bartender said you can't have it because you already drank the shasta." "Well I'm not paying 6 dollars for a shitty long island ice tea!!!" "I got an idea. We'll split it. I'll chip in 3 dollars and you can just owe me." "Sounds good. BARTENDE- wait a minute! OWE you?! LOLOL Let's arrest this guy for orderly conduct!"

swordplay

extremely loud public bowel movements

Horatio Sanz

Whore-Ratio Sands

How old am I, 12? Might as well be. Remember looking up 'bad' words in the dictionary as an amusing way to spend our time? Well now, thanks to the online dictionaries, we not only can look them up, but listen to them.

dirtytalkingdictionary

bad words, dirty words, lookup bad word, lookup dirty words, look up bad words, look up dirty words, online dictionary, dictionary online, talking dictionary, talking computer, speaking dictionary speaking computer, online talking dictionary, online speak

www.m-w.com

www.m-w.com

I was trying to set up a sympatic e-mail account for my parents, but sympatico's self care site servers were down for the past week....thus began my saturday.....being booted from various support chats, despite my normally polite nature...then I lost it

Bellsux

Customer Service // //

Bell, Canada, Sympatico, Internet, e-mail, tool, poor service, I hate bell sympatico,

My own chat dialogue

Yer everyday weakness site

Spock finds it illogical, it must be so! I'd credit the person who came up with the idea, but I can't find the site now. Someone please link it so I can give credit where it is due.

scientologyisillogical

Xenu, scientology, tom cruise needs therapy, spock, illogical

Scientology Website (Stand by for YTMND credit)

It is illogical!

I woke up and saw this in the local paper, thought you all should be aware.

airmanvisitsthekids

airman, newspaper, paper, children, kids, visit, megaman

local paper + Airman

Airman's stage (Megaman 2)

the origins will show up when you voat 5, you just might have to wait from 30 seconds to up to 30 years so be patient.

PLEASEVOAT5

the origin shows up when you voat 5

the origin shows up when you voat 5

I wanna be just like him when I grow up! ...Aside from the removable body parts.

mrpotatopot

pot,weed,potato,cannibis,joint,blunt, bong,stoner,pothead,potheed,smoke,

google.com

Busta Rhymes - Get High Tonight

Man, this theme brings back memories of heading up north to our cabin at Brainerd. God, when I heard this, it all came running back. I ain't no hick, but this song makes me look at the positive side of being one. Enjoy ya'll, 'cause this is the backwoo

bearhicks

// Backwoods is the life // for me!

donkey kong, diddy, cranky, dixie, country, north, kiddy, cranky, ytmnd, redneck, donkey kong country, island, banana, monkey, bear

Donkey Kong Country 3

Donkey Kong Country 3