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Kid at a lostprophets concert gets owned by security for holding up a lighter, then uses "I'm only in 6th grade" as an excuse while being dragged out. His older sister apparently didn't care, as she remained in the theater for the rest of the concert.

concertnoob

Concert Noob lostprophets Stingraid emo

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Uptown Girl - Westlife

A n00b whale thought it would be clever to swim up the thames

n00bwhale

R0fl n00b // //

Whale, n00b, fuck tard etc...

I think that my site title sums this up appropriately. Oh, and be sure to turn your volume up really loud.

crappyscreamer

A Canadian Native takes some time out of his busy schedual to do a little stand up comedy. He'll be here all night so there's more to come!

indianjokes3

The Native Canadian Comedy Club

Dude, she looks just like a skekies. I guess we are getting closer to being able to put up those wind turbines.

ITSMESSEDUPIKNOW

RIP // //

Dark Crystal, how long till teddy's gone?

Dark Crystal

TAPS

robmax11 has cheered up and wants to be a pirate

robmax11pirate

Im done // being emo //

pirate, robmax11, Tom, timedog

me

Blockland

i should look up more

full-of-stars

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Steve Reich - Music For 18 Musicians

i've farted so much tonight its not even funny

SHOCKINGSTUFF

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LACROSS STAR 83

EXTREME ANGER

damn that music is soft, be sure to turn your speakers up

noseriouslystopcommenting

HEY FUCK // //

THE BEST DRINK EVER

SOME LOW VOLUME SONG

Link has found the Four Sword and has split up into four identical beings again... just in time for the annual Hyrule Dance-Off!

lozdance

,legend,of,zelda,nintendo,funny,dance,loz,hyrule,off,dance-off,four sword

The sprites are from the Spriter's Resource and I compiled the Gif myself (as well as recolored them)

The song was remixed by DJ Birdy

Mojo keeps trying to call Fujar, but he doesn't f*cking care! Poor Mojo!

mojowantstotalktofujar

mojo, needs, to, quit, being, a, pussy, and, grow, up

Mojo crying

Mojo crying

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is the second of several mock-ups I created of possible alternate 2016 US Presidential election winners, Green Party candidate Jill Stein. Enjoy!

jillsteinnewsweek

jill stein,green party,2016 election,united states of america,president,presidency,newsweek,topix,magazine,mock-up

Newsweek/Topix/Pixelmator

Fox Sports/Thunderpuss 2000

It's 6am, I still suck at makin YTMNDs and wanted to make one when this sketch came to mind.

bigasspenny

THAT HAVE BEEN // IN SOMEONES // ASS!

Ass pennies, penny, Mega *ss penny, a big *ss penny, damn thats a big *ss penny, if there was a god how big would a penny be that could fit up his ass, *ss penny, ass, feltching

The size of our pennies.

UCB Ass Pennies Sketch

she be all up in their GRILLZ

hatinonbees

angry bees

The sun

CKY - 96 Quite Bitter Beings

no description given.

atthelake

i'll be waiting up all night for you

in a nightmare that was made for me

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is the fourth of several mock-ups I created of possible alternate 2016 US Presidential election winners, Republican Ted Cruz. Enjoy!

tedcruznewsweek

ted cruz,2016 election,republican,presidency,president,united states of america,topix,newsweek,magazine,mock-up

Newsweek/Topix/Pixelmator

NBC Sports

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. Vermin Supreme is a liberal performance artist who has run several times for President. He is somewhat of a "joke" candidate, with positions such as wanting to fund time travel research and issue ponies to each U.S. citizen, to reduce automobile traffic and serve as a national ID. However, his campaigns are also a protest against corruption that is pervasive in national U.S. politics. Enjoy!

verminsupremenewsweek

vermin supreme,2016 election,president,presidency,united states of america,newsweek,topix,magazine,mock-up,put shoe on head

Newsweek/Topix/Pixelmator

Vengaboys/Jason Nevins

Who wants to live to be 90 anyways, smoke them up sonny

whyquitnow

smoke, kid, smoking, cancer, child, cigs, cigar, tobacco

www.usmc.mil

The Vandals- Disproportioned head

Sandy the dog is all healed up, but he still doesn't want to be nursed.

sandythedog

dog, nurse, Sandy, healed

me

me

no description given.

eyebrow

ILL BE A // GROWNED UP // SOON

This is the leftover mess from a far more ambitious gif that ended up being way too big to use. Hitler = hnr.ytmnd.com Spotless Frog = spotless.ytmnd.com. This is my ode to the battle between innovation and theft. I hope I've satisfyingly included both.

spotlessfrogvsnestledog

// // Chooooooocolate!

Spotless Frog Nestle Dog Farfel Hitler Chocolate

see description

my remix of an old Nestle jingle with the rip-off Spotless one

I do hereby believe that your mother is a whore.

ytmndcanbeclassy

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Me

Thanks to Sarbah of Flashkit.

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coreyfeldmandick6

maed it

ganbare goemon

Nope! I haven't given up on this forced-fad-in-the-making yet! I'll be making a construction kit for lazy noobs soon.

YTMACGYVERNDisBack

MACGYVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER, YTMACGYVERND, NEDM

MACGYVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

Searched these, this came up. Can't be right.

googlefightzero

WTF? // //

google fight zero results wtf can't be right

Google Fight

Crappy music

Darkseid (Uxas) is a fictional supervillain appearing in comic books published by DC Comics. Created by writer-artist Jack Kirby, the character first made a cameo in Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #134 in November 1970 before officially debuting in Forever People #1 in February 1971.[1] He is the tyrannical ruler of the planet Apokolips whose ultimate goal is to conquer the universe by eliminating all hope and free will in sentient beings.[2] A New God and one of the most powerful beings in the DC Universe, Darkseid serves as a staple Superman villain and the archenemy of the Justice League. The character was ranked as the 6th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time by IGN and as the 23rd Greatest Villain of All Time by Wizard magazine.[3] Darkseid has been substantially adapted into various forms of media, most notably being voiced by Michael Ironside within the DC animated universe, by Andre Braugher in Superman/Batman: Apocalypse, by Tony Todd in the DC Animated Movie Universe, and as the main antagonist in the final season of Smallville. After being referenced multiple times in the DC Extended Universe, he will make his feature film debut in Zack Snyder's Justice League. ublication history Jack Kirby returned to DC Comics with Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen #133 and immediately began establishing characters that would lay the foundation for his newly conceived Fourth World epic. The chief antagonist would be the villain Darkseid who had a cameo in Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen #134 (November 1970) with a full first appearance in Forever People #1 (February 1971) . The character was originally designed to be the chief antagonist of the titles Forever People, Mister Miracle and New Gods, but after the cancellation of these titles, he continued to appear as a major villain in many DC Universe comic books, fighting both Superman and Batman. According to writer Mark Evanier, Kirby modelled Darkseid's face on actor Jack Palance, while the villain's personality was inspired by Adolf Hitler and Richard Nixon.[4][3] Fictional character biography The son of King Yuga Khan and Queen Heggra, Prince Uxas, second in line to the throne of Apokolips, plotted to seize power over the planet.[5] When his brother, Drax, attempted to claim the fabled Omega Force, Uxas murdered him, and took the power for himself. The power transformed him into a rock and demon-like creature, upon which he took the name Darkseid.[6][7][8][9] At some point in time, he fell in love with an Apokoliptian scientist and sorceress named Suli, with whom he had a son, Kalibak; however, Suli was poisoned by Desaad on Heggra's behalf, as she believed that Suli was corrupting her son. Following Suli's death, Darkseid's heart grew even colder, and he ordered Desaad to poison Heggra, and as soon as he did, Darkseid finally became the supreme monarch of Apokolips. Darkseid had briefly been forced by his mother to marry Tigra, with whom he also had a son. After murdering his mother, Darkseid ordered Tigra to eliminate their son, Orion, who was switched with the Highfather's son, Scott Free, so as to keep peace between New Genesis and Apokolips.[10] The destructive war with the rival planet, New Genesis, was stopped only with a diplomatic exchange of the sons of Highfather and Darkseid. Darkseid's second born son was surrendered to Highfather, while Darkseid received Scott Free. This eventually turned out to be a setback for Darkseid, with his biological son growing up to value and defend the ideals of New Genesis as a powerful champion in opposition to his father. The prophecy foretold that Darkseid would meet his final defeat at the hands of his son in a cataclysmic battle in the fiery Armaghetto of Apokolips.

uxas

DARKSEID // //

Darkseid,DC Comics,Jack Kirby,God Warrior,Trading Spouses,Ungodly,LOL!,VOTE 5

Her favorite villain

The God Warrior repeating the name of her favorite villain

Spoofed off http://circularreasoning.ytmnd.com/ And for those of you who wont shut up about it: YES I DO KNOW THAT XENU=SCIENTOLOGIES SATAN. DO NOT TRY TO BE SMART BY DOWNVOTING AND SAYING THAT, I AM AWARE. ps. PRAISE LORD XENU!

lolcircularreasoning

Scientology, Xenu, lol, circular, reasoning

I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver

future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots

High iso camera snap

Mister softee

Recently, Blizzard Entertainment teamed up with the Make-a-wish foundation to grant Ezra Chatterton, a boy with a brain tumor, his final wish. All he wanted was to be leet in WoW, so Blizzard decked his character out. However, it wasn't enough to help him

ezradown

Ezra, Blizzard, WoW, Warcraft, World of Warcraft

http://armory.worldofwarcraft.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Norganno

Taps

UPPING SITE COUNT FOR MASSIVE LULS

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ENVELOPE FUCK I MIXED UP THE SOURCES