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my 100th ytmnd deserves to be nasty. so i grabbed this gif, added some "epic" music, and came up with this exciting ytmnd of "lactation decapitation"!

killerbreastmilk

breast, milk, ninja, epic, maneuver, breast milk, stealth, lactation, decapitation

Hininden Gauss...i think

Nightwish - Ghost Love Score

Being classy is not about being stuck up; it is about having style and taking care to be polite to others and to reflect a genuine interest in them.

davidleerothruns

public bathroom stall

runing with the devil - David's vocal track

Pop-Up Video... YTMND-style. I didn't use the "whole song" because the original didn't use the whole song. This is supposed to be like Pop-Up Video, where you see something you've seen before, only with annoying popups everywhere.

Pop-up-Picard

popup, pop, up, video, picard, vh1

picard.ytmnd.com + edit

picard.ytmnd.com + P.U.V. sounds

Found this in a military montage video. Most epic and amazing manuver I've ever seen. The 2 buzzed are what seem to be Blackwater guys. Assume the others are just special force or something. Don't be a dick and bring up arguments about iraq and politics a

landoniraqsnipers

Helicopter, Pwnt, Iraq, Flipoff

http://www.filecabi.net/video/unbreak29.html

Stripes Theme

drink it UP

danieldayREMIX

there will be REMIX // //

milkshake, drink it up, drink it up, DRAINAGE, afterbirth, there will be blood,

there will be blood

daniel day lewis + KRS

Star Wars, summed up for those who couldn't be bothered to watch all those flashy lights and corny lines.

starwarsepisode3

star wars

Free speech hypocrite. Stuck up jew. Overrated. Not funny. Let the truth be known.

hsternhypocrisy

Howard Stern // Free Speech Hypocrite // (also jew soap)

fyrestorm, opie and anthony, howard stern, free speech, soap

Howard Stern

Interview with Stern, found on foundrymusic.com

In my hour of darkness, William Shatner comes to me...Speaking words of wisdom, let it be. ******** This isn't about who's cooler, Han Solo or Kirk. That's just the set up. This is all about Shatner getting REALLY PISSED OFF that some kid would even say

shatnerappears

shatner, william shatner, live long and party, free enterprise,

Free Enterprise (1999)

Free Enterprise (1999)

A gif of a fake video involving a WoW player getting their account deleted to the music of Andrew W.K. - Party Hard.

party-hard

Party Hard, Andrew W.K., WoW, World of Warcraft, Bed Faceplant, Freakout

Gif of a WoW player freaking out over a deleted account. Was discovered to be set up.

Andrew W.K. - Party Hard. A 12 second loop from this song, with the words Party Hard (matches the caption in the gif).

Syncronized so you won't be reading without music. But yeah... please don't f*ck up ytmnd's chance at publicity.

afaggypsabyfeedrosie

transformers, movie, fiasco, optimus, prime, contest

Me

The Beatles: Revolution

16 Bit Michael Jackson vs MC Hammer Ninja! (Ninja should be back up to speed now)

mjvsninja

16 bit, Michael Jackson, Ninja

ninjaworksit.ytmnd.com, internet

mjbam.ytmnd.com

Sigh, what a sad, sad day it will be...hopefully some half decent sites while arise from the piles of crap. EDIT: Sorry for the bad PS, I was up late ;p

snakesthemannow

Snakes on a Plane, Samuel Jackson, SOAP, ytmnd fads, fads

YTMND Screen Cap+PS CS2

Zoo York--Paul Oakenfold

Pauly knows something's up, YTMND's increasingly militaristic policies are making him nervous. The signs are all around him, funds are being diverted to surveillance and detection technologies, mass propaganda and open recruitment... these are dark times.

paranoidytmnd

paranoid, Pauly, Rocky 3

Rocky III

Frida - there's something going on

I didn't make this up, folks. Unfortunately, the original thread was purged from the server recently. It should be noted that HighRoller's post count was significantly lower at the time the incident occurred. He never really outgrew n00b status, though

whatdoesnoobmean

noob, n00b, newb, black

The Wolf Web (NCSU Messageboard)

Benny Hill Theme / Yakety Sax

No one gives a sh*t about your religious views, whether they be Christian, athiest, or whatever. Believe what you want, keep it off ytmnd, and shut the f*ck up.

religioninytmnd

google

nugget - cake

I've taken some liberty in the audio clip. What the flash video had, and what this site originally used, wasn't exactly a great loop. Now the image should be up to the flash's speed.

lolicatgirls

lolicatgirls, loli, catgirls, 4chan, dance, dancing, gi joe, joe, infected mushroom, i wish

4chan

Infected Mushroom - I Wish (Brutal Remix by Skazi)

Kanye West teamed up with Dr. Billy V. Koen in 2007 to create this single. West was inspired to produce the song in light of his earlier years when he was caught in a vicious downward spiral of being unable to finish C.

strength

KOENTMND, Dr. Billy V. Koen, Kanye West

Kanye West - Stronger Ft. Dr. Billy V. Koen

Kanye West - Stronger Ft. Dr. Billy V. Koen

They come in, take his grail, and bust up the joint? I'd be bitter too!

bitterknight

Indy, Indiana Jones, Last Crusade, knight

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Meet Nick, an MBA, CEO, and Creative Director of Galt Mile Media Group, Inc. Nick likes to abuse Craigslist and has 359 live ads for his business. How does he do this? Well part of his success in placing so many ads could be due to the fact that he embeds his customer ads, in his ad, for his $199 Web site special. This may well serve to help hide that fact that he is posting so many ads from Craigslist ad filters, as it is not possible to place 15, of the same ads, without bypassing the ad posting filters. Nick is apperntly very Butt Hurt that someone called a number, he provided in in his many Craiglist ads, and asked the person who answered if they knew that their advertiser/website designer was using their company info, to assist in placing up to 15 prohibited ads a day on Craiglist. That does not sound like harassment Nick, you put the number in the ad, why did you put the number in the ad, if people are not supposed to use it? That does not make sense Nick, so maybe the problem is you are placing prohibited ads, inside prohibited ads, and you should not do that. Nick you make broad claims on your website that you are educated, ethical, and believe in Jesus. Well Nick, Jesus is watching, what do you have to say to him about this?

butthurtcraigslist

Butt, Hurt, Craigslist, Galt, Mile, Media, Spammer, Racist, Black, Religion,

Craigslist Spammer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XazR-ts6eGE

Butt Hurt Nick Voicemail Message from Galt Mile Media Group http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XazR-ts6eGE

I'm sure something better could be done with the sound file. I hope someone comes up with something lots funnier. As it is, Network isn't a half-bad movie. It's not exciting, but it has good acting.

badassfro

Network, badass, badass commie, commie nigger, badass commie nigger, Marlene Warfield, Faye Dunaway

Network

Network

This is from Mike Judge's hilarious movie Idiocracy, about a man who wakes up 500 years in the future, and everyone is a total idiot. This was going to be in theaters, but Fox pussied out because they were scared. It came out on DVD yesterday. Go g

costcolovesyou

Welcome to Costco. // I love you. //

costco,mike,judge,idiocracy,office,space

Idiocracy

Idiocracy

I, for one, welcome our new anonymous overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted YTMND personality I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground hentai caves.

allegiances

Max's,Website,Of,Choice,YTMND,4Chan,Questionable,Intentions,At,Least,He's,Been,Doing,Something,All,This,Time,YOU,SIT,ON,A,THRONE,OF,LIES

Detective P. "Gumshoe" Sauce

Fatboy Slim - Weapon Of Choice + A Few Choice Words?

Half-way through an exam I was confident I had screwed up, I lost all hope and decided to push it to the limit. Be gentle. This is my first YTMND, and I ran the risk of failing an exam for it.

upvotedbyprof

lol 5 stars // //

push it to the limit, safety not guaranteed, upvoted by prof, 5 stars

My exam (scanned)

Scarface Soundtrack - Push it to the Limit

Testosterone acting up? Good! Be a man! Gratuitous lesbians too!

yourtestosteronefix

lesbian, kiss, fire, smoke, star wars, fawk, awesome, NEDM

All over the internet-- some watermarks are visible

Mano Meile by Delfinai

Odysseus Doesn't Change Epithets! I'll update the gif later -- I have about 15 frames of "godlike Odysseus" to add. There would be more, but I couldn't use things like "Odysseus who was godlike" or instances where it was broken up over two lines...

odysseus

Odysseus, epithets, facial, expressions, Odyssey, Homer, Greek, Greece, Myth, Mythology

My scanner, my copy of The Odyssey, Photoshop, Image Ready

Lohan loop, UT godlike, Logic Express (total newb at Logic...)

Extended the sound to about 1:39.

jamesbrownclock

Lol, Bedhead // //

alarm clock, james brown, get on up

The Many Alarm Clock sites with JB's Mugshot thrown on

Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sex Machine, Pt. 1 - James Brown

Luke 21:12 "But before all these, they shall lay their hands on you, and persecute you, delivering you up to the synagogues, and into prisons, being brought before kings and rulers for my name's sake." Also go here http:

christianmartyrdom

Martyrs, Jesus Christ

Various historical paintings and etchings

Mad World (Donnie Darko) - Gary Jules

This time of the month can be so gloomy! I was sad, so I threw this together to cheer myself up. Kitten to the rescue!

kittenpancea

kitten, 9/11, relax

Story of Kitten http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHkDQP4cC0w

Radiohead: No Surprises

For anyone who didnt like the 'funk' version ya now have this. Two things to sum up the story of this site. 1, Shauns 2nd ever album was a NEDM album 2, It's not hip-hop it's NEDM! Oh and btw original 'FUNK' version can be found at notevenshaunsmusic.ytmn

notevenshaunsmusic2

Shaun of the Dead, hip hop, NEDM, F*CK YEAH!

Shaun of the Dead, NEDM, Adobe Image ready

Shaun of the Dead, NEDM

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/12/20/trump-secures-victory-in-electoral-college-as-bid-to-flip-electors-flops.html Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote on Monday and secured his election as the 45th president of the United States, as the latest – and perhaps last – stop-Trump movement failed to gain traction in state capitals. A fervent push by anti-Trump forces to persuade electors to defect had turned the normally mundane civic procedure into high drama. But Trump easily surpassed the 270 electoral votes needed to win, as representatives tabbed to cast ballots in accordance with their states’ Nov. 8 decision mostly adhered to the election results. After all the states had voted, Trump finished with 304 votes and Clinton had 227. Texas put Trump over the top, despite two Republican electors casting protest votes. Indiana Gov. Mike Pence afterward tweeted "congratulations" to his running mate while saying he was "honored & humbled" to be officially elected the next vice president. Republican National Committee Co-Chair Sharon Day urged Trump’s detractors to stop fighting his election, now that his victory is affirmed. “This historic election is now officially over and I look forward to President-elect Trump taking the oath of office in January,” she said in a statement. “For the good of the country, Democrats must stop their cynical attempts to undermine the legitimacy of this election, which Donald Trump won decisively in the Electoral College with more votes than any Republican since 1988.” Elector antics were few and far between throughout the day, with most the disruptions occurring on the Democratic side. A Democratic elector in Maine tried to vote for Sen. Bernie Sanders, but switched to Clinton after it was ruled improper. Another who tried to vote for Sanders in Minnesota was replaced; a Colorado elector who tried to back Ohio Gov. John Kasich likewise was replaced. One of the biggest deviations was in Washington state, where three electors voted for Colin Powell and one voted for “Faith Spotted Eagle;” the remaining eight went to Clinton, the state’s winner. It marked the first time in four decades the state's electors broke from the popular vote. Washington Secretary of State Kim Wyman vowed to work with the state attorney general and charge the four unfaithful electors with a violation of Washington state civil law. Such violations carry a fine up to $1,000. With Trump’s win now secured, a joint session of Congress is scheduled for Jan. 6 to certify the results. Trump’s clear Electoral College victory could serve to deter any further last-ditch efforts to effectively nullify his November win and prevent his inauguration, though the battle may shift next to his Cabinet picks. Few expected the “faithless elector” push to imperil Trump’s victory on Monday. Only one Republican elector – Texas’ Chris Suprun – publicly stated he would vote for an alternative candidate. (He backed Kasich, while another Texas elector used his ballot to vote for former congressman Ron Paul.) More than three dozen Republicans would have had to abandon Trump to complicate his path to the presidency. But GOP electors still faced immense pressure -- with some even receiving threats -- from Trump foes in the run-up to Monday’s Electoral College vote. Those urging disorder in state capitals often cited Clinton’s popular-vote win, by roughly 2.6 million votes (though how many of those voters are legal citizens, also currently alive is uncertain), over Trump in November.

godemperor

306 // > // 232

trump,emperor,dune,electoral,tank,victory,mankind,republican,government,election

The Internets

also the internets

Team America, World Police