| ?You're as Cold as Ice |
thelieberman |
(3.24) |
73,621 |
2005-08-07 |
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description:
Woman gets killed by shard of urine with foreigner playing in the background
domain:
urcold
keywords:
woman, foreigner, professor, family, guy, metallica, gay, fuel, aqua, teen, hunger, force, steven, seagal, metal, gear, solid, urine, dead, funny, porn, boob, lindsay, lohan, brian, peppers, nigga, stole, my, bike, zombie, peter, griffin
sound origin:
Foreigner
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| ?Happy Holidays from Steven Seagal |
ryanmontana |
(4.40) |
43,789 |
2008-11-24 |
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description:
IMO, Steve should've added a figure four leglock to the end of this move. I guess this will do.
domain:
screaminseagal
keywords:
In the true spirit of commercialism, this site was submitted one month early.
fg image origin:
Hard To Kill + edits
sound origin:
Hard To Kill
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| ?Steven Segal HAS no facial expression. |
Hibikster |
(3.64) |
16,561 |
2005-10-22 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
facialsegal
keywords:
Steven, Segal, Seagal, Facial, Expressions
sound origin:
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| ?Seagal plays laser tag |
fearcondom |
(4.29) |
13,240 |
2011-06-13 |
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description:
Sometimes a man has to shoot some kids in the face to get answers
domain:
seagaltag
keywords:
steven seagal, kindergarten cop, laser, kids, class, suspense, fearcondom
fg image origin:
marked for death + kindergarten cop
sound origin:
stock
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| ?Steven Seagal isn't impressed |
City |
(4.17) |
11,187 |
2010-03-05 |
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description:
Out for Justice (1991)
domain:
sirenwannafuckchchchhahahaha
fg image origin:
wanna fuck?
sound origin:
no ma'am
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| ?There Ain't Nobody Upstairs! |
drew00c |
(4.05) |
10,673 |
2007-12-02 |
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description:
Steven Seagal's finest character acting ever captured on film. also, http://youtube.com/watch?v=YMu2xNBpyQc
domain:
nobodyupstairs
site text:
...YOU COULDA KILLED // SOMEBODY UPSTAIRS! //
keywords:
steven seagal, seagal, out for justice, upstairs
fg image origin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YMu2xNBpyQc
sound origin:
Out for Justice (1991)
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| ?Latarian Strikes Again |
amindlessidiot |
(4.09) |
10,483 |
2008-07-04 |
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description:
Starring Steven Seagal, Latarian Milton, Pacard in a dread cap, Grandma, and Ted White.
domain:
markedfordumpy
keywords:
seagal, latarian, grandma's car, epic
fg image origin:
Marked For Death + News
sound origin:
Walmark
|
| ?Steven Seagal slaps a guy across a room! |
SpoonyOne |
(4.12) |
10,304 |
2006-01-12 |
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description:
Steven Seagal double-backhand slaps a dude across an entire room in "Belly of the Beast!"
domain:
seagalslap
site text:
Can // Chuck Norris // Do THIS?
keywords:
steven seagal, chuck norris, Belly of the Beast, modest mouse, float on, seagal, chuck, norris, FTW
fg image origin:
Belly of the Beast
sound origin:
Modest Mouse - Float On
|
| ?Please Dance with Steven Seagal |
tshu |
(3.86) |
10,269 |
2006-06-23 |
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description:
Steven Seagal dancing to his own song entitled "Dance" from his album.
domain:
seagaldance
keywords:
steven, seagal, dance, polly, stiller, connery
fg image origin:
Along Came Polly
sound origin:
Steven Seagal - Dance.mp3
|
| ?Oh SNAP! |
hulkster225 |
(3.00) |
9,697 |
2005-07-29 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
armsnap
site text:
It's Steven Seagal // //
sound origin:
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| ?A Flock of Seagals II |
mistertug |
(4.13) |
8,261 |
2009-03-07 |
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description:
New and Improved!
domain:
flockofseagalsii
keywords:
80s, steven seagal, flock of seagulls
fg image origin:
Flock of Seagulls "I Ran" + Google Image
sound origin:
Flock of Seagulls "I Ran"
|
| ?ARTMND: Steven Chagall |
SilverDollar |
(4.26) |
7,780 |
2009-03-16 |
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description:
We need some culture around this place.
domain:
chagall
keywords:
Art F*g, Steven Seagal, ARTMND
fg image origin:
The Guggenheim
sound origin:
Brandenburg Concerto # 3 in Lee Majors
|
| ?Steven Seagal: Badass Extraordinaire |
wisdumcube |
(4.10) |
7,297 |
2009-03-31 |
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description:
what you see when he has chosen not to kill you
domain:
segal-on-a-boat-in-thailand
site text:
// ._. //
keywords:
steven, seagal, stupid, site, belly, of, the, beast
fg image origin:
a rare moment where seagal isn't killing everything in sight
sound origin:
Mahito Yokota - Chase The Rabbits
|
| ?What is Steven Seagal talking about? |
ChuckNorris1 |
(3.86) |
7,101 |
2005-08-31 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
seagaltheirmuslims
site text:
What's that suppose to mean // //
keywords:
Steven Seagal, Seagal
sound origin:
|
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| ?oww hurr *crunch* heh hahh hmm |
amindlessidiot |
(4.05) |
6,339 |
2009-12-02 |
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description:
Stevens Seagal's lawman premieres tonight at 10/9C on A&E
domain:
lawman
keywords:
lawman, steven seagal, seagal, cruncherz, blah blah blah, website
fg image origin:
Steven Seagal
sound origin:
Out of Reach
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| ?(nsfw) Seagal Must Choose |
willem138 |
(4.32) |
6,235 |
2009-07-20 |
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description:
Weird scene in On Deadly Ground where Seagal must choose between a naked chick and an old woman with a maraca
domain:
seagalmustchoose
keywords:
Steven Seagal, Seagal, On Deadly Ground, Touch Me,
fg image origin:
On Deadly Ground
sound origin:
Nightmare On Elm Street 2
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| ?Oogh Augh Ah Ooo |
kodozes |
(4.07) |
6,231 |
2009-07-30 |
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description:
Ooh, Ahh, Ah-Ooo
domain:
stevenseagalisoutforjustice
keywords:
steven seagal stephen segal out for justice
fg image origin:
out for justice
sound origin:
out for justice
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| ?Starring Steven Seagal |
Gravijar |
(4.13) |
5,868 |
2010-03-12 |
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description:
That's it.
domain:
starringstevenseagal
keywords:
steven seagal, lol
fg image origin:
MERCENARY FOR JUSTICE
sound origin:
SWOOOOSH
|
| ?Farwell To ARM |
RunLolaRUn |
(3.75) |
5,866 |
2006-02-09 |
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description:
another victum of steven seagal
domain:
Farwell2arm
site text:
feels like it's // still // there
keywords:
a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,m,z
fg image origin:
into the sun
sound origin:
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| ?steven seagal takes a life |
troutpencil |
(3.36) |
5,849 |
2005-12-07 |
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description:
steven segal rips off a dude's head and devours it like the monster he is
domain:
stevensegal
keywords:
steven seagal, fatass, fetus, sex, hentai, stapler, picard, nedm, pokemon, anime, cosby, steven, seagal, segal, beastiality, semen, juicy little boys
fg image origin:
made it
sound origin:
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| ?Steven Seagal's Chat Room |
WhisperXBA |
(3.24) |
5,841 |
2006-01-14 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
seagalchat
keywords:
steven seagal, movies, chat
sound origin:
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| ?Steven Seagal Energy drink. |
unrealert |
(3.46) |
5,787 |
2006-08-02 |
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description:
I know this took almost no effort or time to make, but somthing had to be done.
domain:
seagalenergy
site text:
Two great flavours! // Cherry charge and // Asian experience!
keywords:
seagal,steven,steven seagal, energy,drink,energy drink
fg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
Children of Bodom - Kissing the shadows
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| ?Steven Seagal Is A Pedophile! |
m4tteo |
(3.52) |
5,762 |
2007-07-05 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
Steven-Seagal
keywords:
STEPHANIE, HERMIONE, PEDO, RAEP
fg image origin:
Out For Justice
sound origin:
Sweet Child O Ravi
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| ?STEVEN SEAGAL IS METAL!!!! |
ashmeister |
(3.66) |
5,332 |
2006-01-17 |
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description:
Steven Seagal is a metal god.
domain:
stevenseagalismetal
site text:
666!!!!1 // //
keywords:
steven, seagal, metal
sound origin:
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| ?Seagal Hates Glass |
fearcondom |
(4.07) |
4,907 |
2011-06-04 |
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description:
You're next
domain:
seagalsmash
keywords:
steven seagal, smash, above the law, glass, dreadlocks
fg image origin:
smash face
sound origin:
through glass
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| ?Steven Seagal Ain't Chuck Norris! |
invisiblekid |
(3.56) |
4,652 |
2006-01-31 |
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description:
Steven Seagal ain't Chuck Norris!
domain:
aintchucknorris
keywords:
steven seagal, chuck norris, karat kommandos, comic
fg image origin:
Karate Kommandos cover
sound origin:
Necro - Street Veteran
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| ?Steven Seagals Emotional Chart. |
Nicknasty |
(1.88) |
4,359 |
2006-06-30 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
Stevensemotionless
keywords:
steven segal, emotional chart, chart, emotion, stilproject
fg image origin:
stilproject.com boooooy
sound origin:
ff3 (6?)
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| ?Steven Seagal can fly! |
bobby-guapo |
(4.00) |
4,352 |
2010-06-30 |
|
description:
Up, Up, and Away.
domain:
flystevenseagullfly
keywords:
steven seagal, fly, spy
fg image origin:
http://sliderz.ytmnd.com + excruciating edits
bg image origin:
City Skyline
sound origin:
Arcade Fire - Wake Up
|
| ?Steven Seagal saves the world |
vanillaice |
(3.67) |
4,224 |
2005-11-24 |
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description:
Steven seagal preaching
domain:
stevenseagalsavestheworld
site text:
// Tell the truth, brother //
fg image origin:
On Deadly Ground
sound origin:
On Deadly Ground
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| ?The PTKFGS version of Chuck Norris is... |
jimsmith |
(3.02) |
4,154 |
2006-03-15 |
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description:
Not everything in PTKFGS is better...
domain:
ptkfgstexasranger
site text:
// // the horror...the horror...
keywords:
chuck norris, ptkfgs, alternate universe, steven seagal
sound origin:
Metallica - The Thing That Should Not Be
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