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Useless and probably won't even be popular. I just want to make the god damned up and coming list :(

lolwhyyoutk

jesus, hax, pwnt, tk, tked, team killing, church, polend

introwebs

E.S. Posthumus - Pompeii

Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror

http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/

Mine

Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426 In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk

A Canadian Native takes some time out of his busy schedual to do a little stand up comedy. He'll be here all night so there's more to come!

indianjokes1

native, comedy, authentic, canadian, canada

google images

The Native Canadian Comedy Club

Did anyone think this sever would still be up?

twentyyearsonhere

Wow // //

twenty,years,my,god,I,remember,when,pages,on active users,mattered

google image search

google image search

Megadeth - Go To Hell

I was pretty much making fun of a lot of nerds on this site (and a few cool people) and then I got banned when I woke up in the morning for "being an asshat"

bannedfromcustomwars

permabanned // for // "being an asshat"

banned, haha, custom, wars

www.customwars.com

SOAD

Chillin' with a hair tie, No makeup, with some sweatpants on You know I can always be that guy You can think about me all night long But I think you need something to think of me Something that will keep you warm And show you we can be more than just this So, baby, if you are not ready for my kiss Then you can wear my sweatshirt And you can tell your friends We'll be together 'til the end Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt 'Cause you're the only one I hold And I don't want you to be cold So, baby, wear my... When you go to sleep at night, When you wake up in the morning And when you walk the halls See, girl, you know you wanna flaunt it Said this may be the start of something new Girl, I'm gonna tell you exactly what I wanna do... ...is more than just this So, baby, if you are not ready for my kiss Then you can wear my sweatshirt And you can tell your friends We'll be together 'til the end Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt 'Cause you're the only one I hold And I don't want you to be cold So, baby, wear my And you can wear my sweatshirt And I don't want you to be cold So you can wear my... So you can wear my sweatshirt And you can tell your friends We'll be together 'til the end Girl, you can wear my sweatshirt 'Cause you're the only one I hold And I don't want you to be cold So, baby, wear my ...sweatshirt 'Cause you're the only one I hold And I don't want you to be cold So, baby, wear my...

JacobYo

sweat shirt,trash,music,twist,jacob,satornous,puberty,jacob sartorius

http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/78666/1033841/berman_trashlight01.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sb1FzMFA_E

the video is from a pilot that was never picked up called Boner Boy and can be found on Google Video.

hard-on

hit him with your hard-on // //

overseer, horndog, boner, hard-on

Boner Boy

Overseer - Horndog

"TheGune" was very clever to paste Mother Brain, a being of evil, with Christ. Ironic. I thought I could project the idea further so I made the glowing animation and paired it up with the fitting theme.

metroidchrist

Metroid, Jesus, Christ, Phendrana, Prime, Chapel, Evil, God, Mother, Brain

www.somethingawful.com

Metroid Prime - Phendrana Drifts "Chapel of the Elders&

Sorry for making another one of these, but I love being the first to come up with a completely ridiculous idea.

whatisdirty

What Is Love, Ridin' Dirty, Chamillionare

What Is Love

Chamillionare - Ridin' Dirty

It has it's ups and downs. I'll be here all week. Thank you.

thoseelevatorbeatsaresofresh

elevator, ytmnd, ytmnd elevator, sean connery, elevator music, going up, ups and downs, prospect

made it

Enrique Plazaola

YES IM MAKING A SURPRISE ENTRY TO LACROOSTER38'S TOURNAMENT-TMND (TM AND (C) LOCKERSTAR82 LLT) SO I CAN WIN THE GRAND PRIZE AND NOT AS AN EXCUSE TO GET MY SITE ON UP AND COMING OR A VEILED INSULT TO MASTER OF CEREMONIES LOCKRUSTER338

challenge4fillupandcomingwithretardedinjokes

EPIC TOURNEY, EPIC WIN, EPIC DRAMA, EPIC PACARD, EPIC SITE, EPIC FADS, EPIC FIVES, EPIC CIRCLEJERK, EPIC LOCKBUSTER84 WHO I DON'T HATE BECAUSE HE "FORGAVE" ME EVEN THOUGH I WAS THE ONE WHO MADE FUN OF HIM FOR

I LOVINGLY RECREATED A FAD SCENE WITH A CAMCORDER AND MICROPHONE

NOW I CAN BE ON UP AND COMING CAUSE ALL YOU GUYS WILL VOTE 5 ON

she only makes 600 a month, lol to be a slave for anything your brain can think up, rly!

slavejennifromrussia

CUM // DUMPSTER // PWND!!!!

jenni, whore, slave, slut, cum, cum dumpster, porn, girl, tit, tits, titties, breasts, sex

my house

Jenni looped

I'm going to be hosting the sounds in a week. Then you can use them. For now, I'm on sh*tty dial up, so, you'll have to wait.

stevecarellstride

Can't Break // Steve Carell's // Stride

Steve,Carell,

Anchorman / Bruce Almighty

Anchorman / Bruce Almighty

You've entered the monolith, and it's full of up-votes. It's stupid, but it had to be done.

upvote

vote5, space odyssey, remix

vote your consequence

2010: Odyssey Two

SADMISSERS24

no description given.

greatbritainemo

// Democrazy isn't always what // it's cracked up to be :P

Thatcher, war, imperialism, konservatism, fascism

one star votes that show up in the comments will be [-]

phenom

thc

Battlestar Galactica + Logic

Starting November 19th, Burger King will be selling Xbox 360 arcade games with value meals. One of them is 'Sneak King' in which you sneak up on people with food...Does the PS3 have this?

king360

// Where's your PS3 now? //

The King, Brian Peppers, Where's your god now, Xbox 360, PS3, console War, Burger King

IGN.Com

Stolen from Brian Nooo! Ytmnd

Those conversations with Santa Bot can be pretty messed up

santabotconv

Santa bot santabot conversation

Santabot.com - plus me having conversation

Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells // http://caroloftherings.ytmn

In the latest offering for the Nintendo Wii, Mario delivers pizzas in exchange for homosexual encounters. GamePro.com confirms there will be a "shove up own ass" minigame

maryoh

New Mario Game, Top Secret Leak from Nintendo.corn, Funny Mario Jokes, videogame nostalgia FTW

TOP SECRET NINTENDO VIDEO

NEW MARIO GAEM

don't

dogair

Enter up to 10 keywords or keyphrases seperated by commas. The more accurate your keywords are, the higher up in searches for those terms you will be.

old internet crap

10cc dreadlock holiday

Heres the question. How do you think this picture came to be? It's so.. utterly random. I mean a guy, in a tux, with a sewing machine, with a UPS truck banked up on the curve, WITH a river flowing through the road behind him.

tuxguy

...wtf? // //

Tux, guy, random, wierd, sewing machine.

lol the internet

Sonic 3

It will be bigger than Monicagate, it's only a matter of time before the "proper" news picks up on it.

miersgate

Miers // <3 // Bush 4 eva!

meirsgate, monicagate, guarantee it, bush, president

GIS

The best thing to come from the paradigm shift

actual user thinking process

olduser

pilleater

"I come back to this site every once in a while, just to see if it is still funny. I have yet to be disappointed." -March 2009

http://ytmnd.com/sites/933560/profile voted nothing as offense to earthbound

2:00:02 AM CST On on the site ?Why Israel Had To Act http://ytmnd.com/sites/896347/profile [1 reply] Israel does what other countries are afraid to do, act accordingly and f*ck up anyone who messes with them. we here in america have lost our touch, after the taliban refused to hand over osama, we should have spent the next few minutes bombing a major city, and for every day that osama was not turned over, another city would be reduced to rubble. The people would be screaming for Osama to die, for osama to be turned in, anything to stop the wrath of the U.S. You teach people to fear retaliation.

One day I'll be...

ghostlydreams

My friend's youtube

Satie

When the world never seems to be livin up to yer dreams...

factsofthehighlife

facts of life,garrett,pot,weed

garrett, mandelbrot

audio jokes

redman

YTMND Cluster f*ck party!

powerofparkinsons8

Parkinsons, robot shark

Various sites

robot shark VS powerofparkinsons

Let no joyful voice be heard! Let no man look up at the sky with hope! And let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake...

summonthekraken

// Summon the // Kraken!

Davey Jones, Kraken, Pirates, Caribbean

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Hans Zimmer

LOL!

illuminazis

VOTE 5

I'm going to post this over and over again until you accept reality that the Jews did 9/11 with their secret Bilderberg Rotschild IlumiNazi Reptilian connections by blowing up the twin towers with a bomb shaped like a Star of David for no other reason than to be racist like Moon Man KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! MLK! Oops I meant KKK now Moon Man is going to vaporize me with his very powerful Moon Lasers for accidentally referencing the initials of an influential African-American civil rights leader who he hates because he's racist like Kramer ololololol

Something

Vote 5

Jeremy Soule music makes ANYTHING manly and epic. Image is blogs.chron.com/shopgirl/archives/2006/04/ + SupCom logo from www.worthplaying.com/article.php?sid=41127 and edits. See also garciarulz's mylittlemetalpony.ytmnd.com.

strategy

up where they walk,up where they run,up where they stay all day,in the sun,wanderin' free,wish I could be,part of that world,supreme commander,supcom,jeremy soule

(see site profile)

Jeremy Soule and Julian Soule - Risk, Relief and Victory