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why does all of James Bond's "jobs" end up in a bitch being dead? The world may never know...

thejobisdone

// The Job Is Done // The Bitch Is Dead

James Bond, Bond, james bond, Casino Royale, casino royal, bitch, Pussy Galore, Octopussy, we get it James Bond likes pussy

shaken

not stirred

Apple is suing HTC yet again. The inspiration for this YTMND is from a user comment on a DailyTech.com article: http://tinyurl.com/25hdxlq (comment #2): "Steve: Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there at HTC, are walking into a trap, as is your android fleet. It was I who allowed Gizmodo to know the location of the iPhone. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best lawyers awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid the patents will be quite valid when your friends arrive."

patentwars

apple htc patent lawsuit emperor palpatine iphone stevejobs steve jobs starwars star wars comment dramaticreading dramatic reading dailytech

Photoshopped image of Steve Jobs & Emperor Palpatine + screen capture of DailyTech.com article comment.

Star Wars soundtrack and sound recordings

When you wake up this bat will be in your face.

Batz

Bat, Bats, Wake up,

Your eyes.

Sims 2 - "Belfry bats."

dont me with pope, his word is LAW...if youre catholic

popeplease

OH // SNAP!!!!!! //

pope,oh,snap,grill

The Vatican

Biz Markie

After a few minutes of being f*cked up I fixed this site. Cookie for me. The image was inspired by 4chan and found on teh intarweb.

cakeliekpwnj00

cake, pwned, pwn, pure, ultimate, pwnage

See site desc

Teh_pwnerer

This came up on santabot.com without me even entering anything. idk what it is but it must be a glitch

santabotglitch

santa,santabot,glitch,pedophile

internet

null

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RWJDoesYourMom

HE'S // DOIN YER // MOM

Ray william johnson,RWJ,doing your mom,mom,Crying,asmr

Ray willaim johnson from a earlier video.

Pic of my room

A combination of generic moaning and the song "Doing your mom" By ray william johnson, crying supplied by me

no description given.

HottestNiggasAround

I'm Da Hottest // Of Da Hot // I Be Burnin' Up!

yeah i left the whole part about paintballs in partly out of laziness, partly out of it would be funny if gr33nscr33n shot up umfolds truck with paint balls

umfoldgreenscreen

Umfold,Gr33nscr33n

gr33nscr33n

gr33nscr33n rapping about umfold

My first YTMND, be nice :) I saw this hanging up around campus and it just screamed 'put me on the net'. If theres cheap booze, I'd give blood too

givebloodanddrink

give blood free booze

Scanned Flier

YTMND

the origins will show up when you voat 5, you just might have to wait from 30 seconds to up to 30 years so be patient.

PLEASEVOAT5

the origin shows up when you voat 5

the origin shows up when you voat 5

Oh to be swept up to lofty clouds and magical lands in a whimsically backfiring automobile festooned in ribbons and whirling propellers.

youeffoh

chitty chitty bang bang,ufo,xfiles,satan,your mom, children, escape,

google image search... that damn poster behind Mulder's head

chitty chitty bang bang-Disney / X-files theme -PM Dawn

Enter up to 10 keywords or keyphrases seperated by commas.

supertramp

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA // AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA // AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The more accurate your keywords are, the higher up in searches for those terms you will be.

Supertramp's official website

Supertramp - "Bloody Well Right"

Watching Nick with the gaming chair, it was suddenly so clear. The chair would never stop. It would never leave him. It would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and hit him, or say it was too busy to spend time with him. It would always be there. And it would die to protect him. Of all the would-be friends who came and went over the years, this thing, this gaming chair was the only one that measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.

ripgamingchair

RIP IN PIECES, // GAMING CHAIR // 2010 - 2016

gaming chair,butts,leather

My throne.

Utter sadness.

Tomorrow (meaning today) is going to possibly be a stressful day so I plan to get drunk alone tomorrow night and cry myself to sleep listening to Diana Ross's If We Hold On Together, Vitamin C's Graduation, and Queen's No-One But You. Then I will wake up and realize it was all a dream.

jumbuck

Luke Schenscher, Australia

Sheep

Schenscher

Waltzing Matilda - Rolf Harris

A real messed up day in the news. Why would she threaten that? What was the emergency that kept her from her court date? And more importantly, has she been in anything besides American Pie or is she doomed to be "the girl from American Pie?"

americanpiedoglover

If you don't keep your dog // my lawn I'll suck it's //

dog, lawn, molest, wtf

Yahoo! news

Hell itself.

Jesus and his magic tricks. (Family Guy Movie)

jesusmagic

Da na na na na // da na na na // na na na

jesus, magic, family guy,

UH OH! LOOKS LIEK SPIDERMAN IS IIN TRROUBLE!! MAYB HE IS BEING ATTACKED BY JOHN KERYRY THE JEWISH VAMPIIRE(YOU CAN TELL HES JEW BECAUSE HE HAS FANGS) AND BLOWS UP PLUTO WHICH HES ON A SECRET MISSION WITH THE BLACK SPIDERMAN TO FIX THE PLANIT STAATUS WHEN

goldsilver

EVIL satan

PIANO

Do not attack OoN forums. I have sent their leader a message and they will be investigating how to make this kid shut up.

oon

self

adult swim

Snake gets fed up with being injured.

snaketraveler

Metal Gear, Snake, Solid Snake, Snake Eater, Safety Not Guaranteed, Safety

Mario Plays Too Much Katamari Damacy, and bad things happen.....

katamarimario

Next Thing You Know // He'll Be Rolling Up // Princess Peach!

Katamari, Damacy, Katamari Damacy, Mario, Katamario,Katamarimario

www.sacredchao.net

DDR Super Mario Mix

A cat in a box tries to grab something, but ends up just being awesome.

boxkitty

cat, chromeo, box,kitty,box kitty

Linked to me on imgur by a friend.

Sample from Chromeo's "Me And My Man"

your not sposta like it so shut the f*ck up

L-EET

its not // funny //

your not sposta like it so shut the f*ck up L-EET you stupid mother f*ckers it makes fun of halo and death note *ssh*les dont be dicks thare are people in china who wish that had sh*tty ytmnds like this one

who cares

I know not you

I miss the old Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Kanye See I invented Kanye, it wasn't any Kanyes And now I look and look around and there's so many Kanyes I used to love Kanye, I used to love Kanye I even had the pink Polo, I thought I was Kanye What if Kanye made a song, about Kanye? Called "I Miss The Old Kanye," man that would be so Kanye That's all it was Kanye, we still love Kanye And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye

KayneNBALove

Kanye West,NBA,NBA on NBC,John Tesh,The Life of Pablo,Basketball,YEEZY,yeezus

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#ixzz3CPYnUVbu

https://youtu.be/mq2hvBzGdok

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o50zqyX4Nh1qa7udko1.mp3#_=_

I wanted access to this very funny site, but without it freezing up my computer in the process. I recreated it so it wouldn't tile (which seemed to be a problem)

HanSolusMaximus

I will go back and check

I will go back and check

One of the best (and craziest) shows of the 80s. Having fun blowing up crap left and right on TV deserves to be remembered. Trust me. I know what I'm doing.

SledgeHammerSeasonOne

sledge, hammer, sledgehammer

sledgehammeronline.com

Danny Elfman - Sledge Hammer! Theme Song

Darth Vader's reaction the death star being blown up.

vaderdeathwtf

Vader // isnt // happy

Darth, Vader, death, star, star, wars, wtf

www.gundamvader.net/photos

Full Metal Jacket

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! is an American television series based upon Nintendo's Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros. 2 video games. It is the first of three TV shows based on the video game series, with the other being The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World. It was originally broadcast via first-run syndication from September 4, 1989, to December 1, 1989, with reruns continuing until September 6, 1991. The Family Channel picked up the series on September 23, 1991,[1] and aired it until August 26, 1994.[2] The show was produced by DiC Animation and was distributed by Viacom Enterprises in association with Nintendo of America, Inc.. DHX Media, the successor company of Cookie Jar Entertainment and DiC, is the current distributor. (Source:Wikipedia)

thesupermariobrossupershow

The,Super,Mario,Bros.,Show,Dic,Nintendo

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show

ok are world is getting f*cked up when you can go to a website and view a live feed cam of someone rotten in their casket!!! when i saw this i was like omfg!!! this has to be the most f*cked up thing to watch someone dead rot!!!!!!!!!

See-me-rot

// // WTF Is This World Coming 2?

rot lol funny see me rot web page

www.seemerot.com

wwe-undertaker

a promise of never my items used for using my game are never dropped out of their asses. what does someone here think im stupid, .. fuck. randomly means never. promise was them stealing, claiming too, at the same time, which never happenned, that people wanted this. NOBODY fucking wanted it. not one person, everybody bitched and griped. in game though, its like 1 out of every 15 people im guessing but they never say nothng, out of the people talking, it makes sense though. 1 out of 10 will say its shit with and agree with me that it is. it seems like 1 out of 24 or so. though. just saing that thats how many of their emplooyeess they have. seriously they quoted me my game time when i told them the game was screwed up and they dindt have a game and my game shouldnt degrade. drm used to degrade. valve first at work. not going to happen, one way or another i will get my money back. son of a bitches with worst game on earth.

killingthievesisthethingtodo

// // you know

bitch,fun,isnt it awesome when they censor out their own name in the game?

i drew that then valve stole it. it took as much time as their money bringing in crap. they claim can be scammed, while they scam you rcomputer with their spyware. whatever if you dont believe em then fuck you. it can be explained, just that, what the fuck.

i hope that funkintelligence don't get pissed at me. thats a song they done. im using it, cause i think its neat. dont be pissed. im using it. hah. ehhhhh funkintelligence, ripped off their damn website. dont be pissed. im palying it im not a pice of shit like valve i can use shit thats others. at leaset i think about getting permissionfirst. and, eh, hey funkintelligence, i was around where you where playing, and almost met you guys. so. whate the fuck ever. my names, included in my user name take the damn ld out. and the ... never mind. but youguys ithink know ..well whatever this songs cool. i could of met you guys if id went with someone playing. wellllllllllllll ldrancer(a)roadrunner(dot)com im taking up for this copyright. hi my names valve fuck you we'll scam otheres with everything we can think of cause thiers no laws saying other. sorry everyone had to read this shit