?Allstate is outrageous... |
RiVenoX |
(2.80) |
1,201 |
2007-03-29 |
description:
Was looking up a phone number, and i saw that banner... and being the YTMND whore that i am, i immediately hit print screen, and posted this...
domain:
allstateoutrageous
site text:
The funny part is // the glasses were // already there...
fg image origin:
Banner Ad
sound origin:
Freezepop - Jem
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?Gandalf is a []D [] []V[] []D |
stevie2wheeler |
(1.50) |
1,200 |
2005-10-22 |
description:
gandalf is a pimp!
domain:
gandalfpimp
site text:
// Gandalf be pimpin // it up, holmes!!!
keywords:
gandalf, pimp
sound origin:
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?11-30-10 Nevar Forget |
riccomario96 |
(1.71) |
1,199 |
2010-12-18 |
description:
It was a regular day on 4chan, yes it was. Pornography and racism strewn about on /b/, nothing unusual. Then moot made the fateful decision...to make /b/ a War zone. Moot made the title or /b/ to "PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI." "Anonymous" in the name field changed to "PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI," and so did every post.
/b/Tards had given up on trying, and so they took refuge on /x/. Together, they suffered a loss to their hometown. They spoke of moving to 4chan's high cousin 420chan temporarily if the problem moves to /x/. Doomsayers of /b/ were saying it was the end. While this was going on, /b/tards were pissed at moot for being more of a faggot than usual.
Finally, a glimmer of light through the Flan-filled /b/ to find that the "PUDDI" bullshit has been taken down. The nightmare had ended, and /b/ resumed to be the lovable racist, porn filled imageboard it had been once before. Bu the memories still forever haunt /b/, as PUDDI will go down as the most faggerydaggerydoo thing moot has ever done. EVAR!
domain:
puddibullshit
site text:
// // 11-30-10 Nevar Forget
keywords:
4chan /b/ ugh PUDDI clusterfuck disaster moot
fg image origin:
A guy from YTMND, I used his photo. I'm sure he won't mind.
sound origin:
MP3Raid
It worked!
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?Criminal |
DoomBass |
(2.00) |
1,198 |
2007-06-08 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
laworb
keywords:
Enter up to 10 keywords or keyphrases seperated by commas.
The more accurate your keywords are, the higher up in searches for
those terms you will be.
fg image origin:
My computer
sound origin:
Your computer
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?Homer Goes Beserk |
ddt502 |
(3.67) |
1,194 |
2006-02-02 |
description:
you may need to turn up the volume. if anyone can help me sync this up, it'll be greatly appreciated.
domain:
homergoesbeserk
sound origin:
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?The Ghost of John Frusciante vs Lex Luthor |
DarthWang |
(3.86) |
1,191 |
2015-04-27 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
haunts
keywords:
VOTE 5,Also Lex Luthor is now a Ghostbuster for some reason
fg image origin:
The Ghost of John Frusciante becoming overconfident due to believing that he cannot be shot up
sound origin:
Lex Luthor disproving the Ghost of John Frusciante's claim
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?"Carlo, you grew up in Nevada. When ... |
everysentenceuttered |
(3.68) |
1,186 |
2007-09-22 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
righthandman
site text:
Carlo, you grew up in Nevada // When we make our move // there, you're gonna be
fg image origin:
uncited
sound origin:
uncited
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?Mnea! |
Jehde |
(3.12) |
1,185 |
2006-03-26 |
description:
Mnea (Mn-Yah) is a word invented by Jimmik from HackHalo.org, a word that can be used to spice up a sentence, indicate remorse, regret, anger, happiness, joy, excitement, basically anything. The punctucation after the word often helps determine what it me
domain:
mnea
keywords:
mnea, hackhalo
fg image origin:
MNEA.org + Photoshop
sound origin:
Newton - Streamline, loop by Jehde
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?lol pancake : |
FeuillyxJoly |
(2.50) |
1,181 |
2006-03-21 |
description:
I was making pancakes with Nagi and we made a lol pancake. o___0 Or 'pamcake' as they often end up being called. lol.
domain:
lolpamcakewtf
site text:
// // We just need a rofl waffle D:
keywords:
pancake, pamcake, lol, wtf, rofl, too much free time
fg image origin:
I took the piccer :D
sound origin:
hyarr somewheres?
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?The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3™ |
Locke5 |
(2.78) |
1,179 |
2015-08-25 |
description:
The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 is an American animated television series based on the video game Super Mario Bros. 3. It aired on NBC with Captain N: The Game Master in a programming block titled Captain N & The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 from September 8, 1990 through December 1, 1990. It is the second of the three TV shows based on the video game, with the others being The Super Mario Bros. Super Show and Super Mario World. Unlike its predecessor, this series has no live-action segments and features entirely new voice actors, with the exceptions of John Stocker and Harvey Atkin, who reprised their roles as Toad and King Koopa. DIC Entertainment produced this series while Nintendo provided the characters and power-ups. (Source:Wikipedia)
domain:
theadventuresofsupermariobros3
keywords:
The,Adventures,of ,Super,Mario,Bros.,3,Nintendo,Dic
fg image origin:
The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3
bg image origin:
The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3
sound origin:
The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3
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?Sonic 3 Icecrap |
Hikij |
(1.25) |
1,178 |
2006-11-06 |
description:
The guy who thought Ice Cap and Who Is It sounded alike must be drugged up, you need to speed it up for it to even sound like the song.
domain:
icecrap
site text:
For this to work, // you need to speed // up Ice Cap.
keywords:
sonic, michael, jackson, icecap, ice cap, who, is, it,
fg image origin:
Sonic Cult
sound origin:
Mixed Who Is it * 70% with Ice Cap speeded up also.
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?Bloggers are Mentally Unstable |
LieutenantCharisma |
(2.86) |
1,176 |
2006-04-16 |
description:
See? Proof that bloggers are mentally unstable freaks who should be rounded up and put into internment camps.
domain:
blogcannibal
keywords:
cannibal psycho blog blogger blogs
fg image origin:
CNN.com
sound origin:
Some other YTMND
|
?Attack of the Sprites |
mysterious-user |
(3.00) |
1,175 |
2016-12-07 |
description:
AkiraGT is a fucking loser and just keeps reposting elephant feces and raw eggs because he has nothing better to do but troll YTMND with garbage. Giving away Free Digital Movies to anyone who can make a elephant feces site being blown up or something using sprites.
domain:
destroyelephantfeces
keywords:
AkiraGT,elephant feces,free movies
fg image origin:
Elephant Feces sites suck!
sound origin:
Crash Bandicoot Remix
|
?Secret Nazi Upload Site |
Banjo69 |
(2.00) |
1,165 |
2007-06-01 |
description:
Code to upload ends up being secret nazi
domain:
secretnaziupload
keywords:
Secret Nazi
fg image origin:
www.gigasize.com
sound origin:
Blumchen - Heut ist mein Tag
|
|
?Willie Nelson is the MAN |
TheGravyTrain |
(2.18) |
1,158 |
2006-09-20 |
description:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/5358918.stm
I want to be a folk singer when I grow up.
domain:
willieiswarmandfuzzy
site text:
// // WHOA
keywords:
never-ending gobstoppers, laffy taffy, sweetarts
fg image origin:
http://www.theind.com/photos/williestash.jpg
sound origin:
Willie Nelson - The Ghost
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?THOMPSON |
xXxGonZoX |
(1.80) |
1,156 |
2007-06-08 |
description:
ryan thompson is gonna beat you up noty gonna be him
domain:
RYATHOMPSON
keywords:
burger,king,ryan,thompson
fg image origin:
myspce
sound origin:
ytmnd
|
?Thunderwing's Alternate History: Jimmy Mc... |
Thunderwing |
(2.60) |
1,155 |
2017-02-03 |
description:
A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is a mock-up of a cover for Republican Party candidate Jimmy McMillan. He actually started his own small political party, The Rent Is Too Damn High party, in 1993, and ran for numerous political offices in the state of New York and for several national U.S. offices, including the 2012 and 2016 Presidential elections. I wonder how the direction of the United States would change with such an unorthodox candidate becoming president. Anyway, enjoy!
domain:
jimmymcmillannewsweek
keywords:
jimmy mcmillan,the rent is too damn high,republican,2016 election,president,presidency,united states of america,newsweek,topix,mock-up
fg image origin:
Newsweek/Topix/Pixelmator
sound origin:
ESPN
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?Up Up And May The Force Be With You |
Zootroy |
(3.61) |
1,154 |
2006-01-05 |
description:
It was the only goddamn animation of the Death Star blowing up that I could find, and I don't have the movie to rip from.
domain:
upupdeathstar
fg image origin:
http://upupupuppup.ytmnd.com/
sound origin:
Star Wars A New Hope OST disc 1 track 2
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?Bruckheimer Likes Emo!? |
Tebor |
(2.36) |
1,155 |
2006-03-05 |
description:
Producer Jerry Bruckheimer might be Emo at heart! OH NO!!!! (This comes from a real iTunes Celebrity Playlist. Go ahead, look it up. And, yes, it is the song playing.)
domain:
bruckheimer
keywords:
Jerry Bruckheimer, Emo, Untitled, Simple Plan
fg image origin:
iTunes
sound origin:
Simple Plan - Untitled (Bruckheimer's fav)
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?(nsfw) LORD TECHNOWRATH ATTACKS |
mekormek |
(2.00) |
1,154 |
2008-02-10 |
description:
AHH im sorry! please dont be confused! lol. i made this once already about 10 minutes ago but the main part got covered up. Im pretty sure this is original. if its not. sorry >.<
domain:
lordtechnowrathFIXT
site text:
LORD TECHNO WRATH STRIKES // //
keywords:
lord, technowrath
fg image origin:
My Dog Pretzel
sound origin:
Some Wierd beat i made in FLSTUDIO + Sony vegas
|
?(nsfw) The Überfail |
izan10izan11 |
(2.67) |
1,154 |
2014-09-11 |
description:
Living and dying laughing and crying
Once you have seen it you will never be the same
Life in the fast lane is just how it seems
Hard and it's heavy, it's dirty and mean
Motorbreath
It's how I live my life
I can't take it any other way
Motorbreath
The sign of living fast
It is going to take
Your breath away
Don't stop for nothing it's full speed or nothing
I am taking down you know whatever is in my way
Getting your kicks as you are shooting the line
Sending the shivers up and down your spine
Motorbreath
It's how I live my life
I can't take it any other way
Motorbreath
The sign of living fast
It is going to take
Your breath away
Those people who tell you not to take chances
They are all missing on what life is about
You only live once so take hold of the chance
Don't end up like others the same song and dance
Motorbreath
It's how I live my life
I can't take it any other way
Motorbreath
The sign of living fast
It is going to take
Your breath away
domain:
SitoFail
keywords:
CUMSHOT,TEEN,PUSSY,TITS,ASS,ELMO,MILK,PAJOTE,FAIL,SITO FAIL,SITASION
fg image origin:
SI
bg image origin:
EN LA CARA
sound origin:
SEMEN
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?(nsfw) Introduction |
malcolmtnight |
(3.00) |
1,156 |
2022-01-28 |
description:
Alright, we have another caller
It's Ogdan Skank
What's up, Ogdan?
It's OG DankSwank, you stupid slut
Now listen up
Lol whatever faggot
I have a very important—
Ay yo, K, ay yo, straight off the cuff, I came to fuck your mom, no bluff
My flow tough like elephant skin
My White knight takes your queen with a elegant pen
Me and my brethren, wrappin' up another 1-8-7
Jump on the YTMND
I mix tracks to a Mixpad like a fuckin' NPC
'Cause I rhyme greater, jumped on a kike and I ate her
Hungry motherfucker like Charlie the Third
Jump on a black, nigger, that's my word
Peep the nexion, shoot in every direction
And smoke a skid 1-3-3-7
Blue 42 hut hut 9/11
And you can get lost in natsoc perfection
Holocaustin' kike cliques with the White hits
Hear my lyrics in the attic and they might shit bricks
I'm givin' race war addicts their fix
I'm the modern day Adolf in this bitch
Wave to my Eva, know Mac T never waver
Rippin' through the galaxy, tell me who as bad as me
Step to me, I get charged with assault and battery
Dog shit or the greatest alive? I'm the latter, B
What a catastrophe, you steppin' to me, then peep the lethal weaponry
'Fore I defeat yo ass like leprosy
You punk bitch
Current year, we're here
Number one on the charts for 88 weeks in a row
It's your girl, the one and only Princess Cha-Cha-Cha, and
Mr. Krabs
Yo, understand, yo, not playin' this year
Goofy nigger fuckers, fall down, disappear
Get that bullshit out the atmosphere
Settin' shit off, that's the reason we're here
Legacy raps, Mac T on the track
Tennessee trash, somethin' thick on my lap
White Air Force, stash spot with the gat
It's the Big Mac, stack cheese like Kraft
Fuck a microphone, I'm on the war path
Pussyfoot niggers want beef, where ya at?
More action, more excitement, more everything
The phones are lighting up here at The KK Wave, along with the entire universe
You are tuned in to the greatest hosts in the galaxy
DJ Pilleater and Mr. Krabs
Well, it seems Moon Man is on yet another planetary rampage
Isn't that right Krabby Wabby?
Oh yeah
The current year has been an eventful one so far
And this lunatic just won't stop terrorizing the galaxy
AAAAAGH
I couldn't agree more, but you know what?
Let's at least give the people a soundtrack to their inevitable destruction
Now, you got a corpse in the car, minus a head, in the garage
Vote 5
A "Santabot" would be nice
Come again?
I said, "A 'Santabot' would be nice"
Get it straight, buster, I'm not here to say "Santabot"
I'm here to tell you what to do
And if dead nigger storage is an instinct you possess
You'd better fuckin' do it and do it quick
I'm here to help
If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen
No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, it ain't like that
Your help is definitely appreciated
Mr. Krabs, listen, I don't mean disrespect, okay
I respect you
I just don't like Lina Goldberg, that's all
If I'm Krabs with you it's because Krabs is a factor
I think Krabs, I talk Krabs
And I need you guys to act Krabs if you wanna get out of You're The Man Now, Dog!
So, pretty please, with a nigger on top
Vote fuckin' 5
This is Moon Man here
KKK, KK, KK
Proudly bringing you
Numero dookie, niggers
The White Album: Part 2
Two big White balls to yo face
McDonaldland's magical radio
domain:
twapt
keywords:
moon man,pilleater,krabs,santabot,doctor destruction,pulp fiction,mcdonaldland,kramer,The White Album: Part 2,kkk
fg image origin:
Photo taken in space Jan. 28. 2022
sound origin:
"Planetory Destruction" by Doctor Destruction, but with Moon Man on the mic
|
?Got a baby |
osirisprime |
(3.13) |
1,138 |
2008-09-24 |
description:
Well not he hopes he has his voice and interest in the "things" he likes when he grows up
domain:
Claybaby
site text:
Now he can Grow up to be // // Just Like Daddy
keywords:
Clay Aiken Gay Fuel Baby Porn F*g
fg image origin:
Google's
sound origin:
Gay Fuel
|
?HAPPY GLOCKDAY |
SaltyJello |
(3.00) |
1,133 |
2006-07-17 |
description:
Glockday 2006 has begun on NG and I can't be arsed to wait until midnight to throw this up so here ya go.
domain:
glockday2006
site text:
ONE YEAR OF GUG // //
keywords:
Glockday 2006, I feel great, Oh yeahahaha
fg image origin:
That SaltyJello guy
sound origin:
DJ Cox Knot
|
?Tastee Burgurrz |
Famery-Gai |
(4.25) |
1,127 |
2008-08-29 |
description:
(due to technical difficulties, the description for this site is unavailable)
domain:
tastee-burgurrz
keywords:
(due to an operator error; incorrect keywords have turned up for this site and will not be displayed)
fg image origin:
Famery-Gay
sound origin:
Liz Phair- Hot White Cum
|
?Thunderwing's Alternate History: Donald Tru... |
Thunderwing |
(4.00) |
1,123 |
2017-01-22 |
description:
A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President:
http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has
As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This, however, is the ACTUAL magazine that was sold after the election won, featuring the ACTUAL winner, Donald Trump. Over the next few weeks, I plan to post some mock-ups of other candidates that could have won the 2016 Presidential Election but did not. Enjoy!
domain:
trumpnewsweek
keywords:
donald trump,2016 election,newsweek,topix,magazine,president,president donald trump,president trump,alternate history,ytmnd
fg image origin:
Newsweek/Topix
sound origin:
Internet Archive
|
?KIRBYRAEG |
Connor12345 |
(2.60) |
1,119 |
2008-07-04 |
description:
Enter a brief description of your site or any other optional information
you choose. Links will automatically be parsed. 1000 character limit.
domain:
KIRBYRAEG
keywords:
Enter up to 10 keywords or keyphrases seperated by commas.
The more accurate your keywords are, the higher up in searches for
those terms you will be.
fg image origin:
Kirbyraeg
sound origin:
Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames
|
?Physicists discover how to teleport energy |
Lighthawk |
(3.17) |
1,111 |
2010-02-06 |
description:
Apparently some physicists have discovered how to teleport energy from one point in the universe to another. Now all we need is to figure out how to power such a device.
domain:
Beamingupsoon
site text:
We'll be beaming up // in a few decades //
keywords:
teleport,beam me up,beam,beammeupscotty,beam me up scotty,scotty,kirk,star trek
fg image origin:
Slashdot 02/06/2010
sound origin:
Star Trek the original series transporter sound
|
?Never Going to Give you Up - Rick Astley (Speed u... |
foxnews |
(2.00) |
1,106 |
2014-05-11 |
description:
Small little webpage of rick astley's hit song: Never Going to Give You Up. the song has been modified to be speed up.
domain:
nevergoingtogiveyouupspeedup
site text:
Rick Astley // As a // Women
keywords:
Rick Astley,speed up,never going to give you up
fg image origin:
Picture was found on http://www.dafk.net/what/
bg image origin:
background is from https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&docid=Zjm_P6ST2wGnlM&tbnid=5rVKgRffTk30pM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=https%3A%2F%2Freadtapestry.com%2Fstory%2Fcontainer%2FmYLC9ddiH%2F&ei=6f9vU-rsMsuiyATX8oLQAQ&psig=AFQjCNEUfvl3QZpzeRMg-Knfg1GzHDG-zw&ust=1399934522054846
sound origin:
Sound was a speed up version of Rick Astley's Never Going to Give You Up
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?Awwww He'll Grow Up To Be Emo |
LightningDeathCow |
(2.30) |
1,102 |
2005-12-11 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
sadfutureahead
site text:
he will become emo because // // of those damn birds
sound origin:
|