?Nobody loves you!! |
robbingdog |
(2.33) |
647 |
2006-06-13 |
description:
If someone you know is feeling down, send them this mood-raiser and they'll be up in a jiffy!
domain:
nobodybk
site text:
NOBODY // LOVES // YOU
keywords:
nobody, loves, burger, king
fg image origin:
http://www.adjab.com/images/2005/04/burgerking_150.jpg
sound origin:
http://users.adelphia.net/~wrenn123/sounds/creature/laugh01.wav
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?"In The First Year, Your End Should Be ... |
everysentenceuttered |
(4.20) |
640 |
2007-05-20 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
inthefirstyear
site text:
In The First Year, Your // End Should Be 3, 4 // Million Dollars...
fg image origin:
"In The First Year, Your End Should Be 3, 4 Million
sound origin:
"In The First Year, Your End Should Be 3, 4 Million
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?Snakes on a bus |
CZroe |
(1.20) |
639 |
2006-06-05 |
description:
The plot of Snakes on a Plane can be summed up in the title. The plot of the 1994 action flick, "Speed" could be similarly summed up as "Bomb on a Bus." This is a modified Speed movie poster for a proposed Snakes on a Plane sequel.
domain:
soapsequel
site text:
The sequel! // //
keywords:
Snakes on a Plane Sequel Sequal to the
Speed bomb on a bus and
Keanu Reeves Dennis Hopper Sandra Bullock theme
fg image origin:
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1941583
sound origin:
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Atrium/4407/
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?Never Forget... |
MasochDesade |
(1.57) |
636 |
2007-09-12 |
description:
nothing more than a grab for votes. good or bad. bring it on, motherf*ckers!
domain:
whoring
site text:
VOTE 5 // VOTE 5 // VOTE 5
keywords:
i'm not trying to be "edgy", i was just bored, my girlfriend wouldn't pick up the phone, titties.
fg image origin:
patriot's blood
sound origin:
david firth
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?Hastert Gerber Baby |
tjsynkral |
(2.40) |
628 |
2006-10-05 |
description:
Denny Hastert looks a lot like the Gerber Baby. He was being accused of covering up a child abuse scandal.
domain:
hastert
keywords:
Denny Hastert, Gerber Baby, System Of A Down - Cigaro, politics
fg image origin:
Denny Hastert
sound origin:
System Of A Down - Cigaro
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?The hottest girl ever to live |
nigznigz |
(1.67) |
623 |
2009-10-31 |
description:
The girl in the picture used to be a guy look up here name
domain:
kimpetras
site text:
You think kim petras is hot? // Well she used to be guy // Fag
fg image origin:
http://www.myspace.com/kimilinlein
sound origin:
Mic-chek [-_-]
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?Industrial Loop Project 03 |
CireDark |
(2.80) |
622 |
2006-09-02 |
description:
Thanks to the rest of the Loop Project guys for your support! I couldn't have made Up and Comming without you guys! I'm glad to be part of the team!
domain:
ilp03
keywords:
God lives underwater rearrange life in the so called space age industrial loop project
fg image origin:
Winamp AVS and Text Overlay
sound origin:
who the hell knows!?
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?but my truck drove 7 whales into the cement and n... |
meatban |
(2.40) |
610 |
2011-12-10 |
description:
AND THEN THAT WAS THE TOE THAT HURT THEY WANTED TO CUT UP THE SHELF INTO SMALLER BITS AND REFINANCE, BUT I SAID IT WOULDN'T BE FREE IF WE HADN'T LIVED IN A SEWER.
domain:
bmtd7witcanombhetltrtse
site text:
FOR EVERYTHING // //
keywords:
AND THEN THAT WAS THE TOE THAT HURT THEY WANTED TO CUT UP THE SHELF INTO SMALLER BITS AND REFINANCE, BUT I SAID IT WOULDN'T BE FREE IF WE HADN'T LIVED IN A SEWER. AND THEN THAT WAS THE TOE THAT HURT THEY WANTED TO CUT UP THE SHELF INTO SMALLER BITS AND REFINANCE, BUT I SAID IT WOULDN'T BE FREE IF WE HADN'T LIVED IN A SEWER.
fg image origin:
BITCH I AINT GOIN BACK TO JAIL
sound origin:
BITCH I AINT GOIN BACK TO JAIL
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?The fateful time has come! |
Patatasplit |
(2.00) |
607 |
2010-05-17 |
description:
Open up my diary / And it's diagrams of all the tihngs I'll be / All the people I will meet / All my future memoires
domain:
alilold
site text:
Lol, // 23, // (;_;)
fg image origin:
The Interwebz
sound origin:
Tiga - Ciao
http://www.discogs.com/Tiga-Ciao/release/1746264
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?OOOOH! |
antimax |
(2.67) |
607 |
2014-05-17 |
description:
Taken from ProJared's "Worst Console Ever" video, where he reviews the 32-in-1 cartridge. Quote: "This kid here sure is having a good time for being about to be blown up by a missile... and for missing an eye."
domain:
projared
site text:
// OOOOH!!! //
keywords:
video game,video games,game,games,kid,blue
fg image origin:
Clipped from ProJared's "Worst Console Ever" review from a game called "Aqua Mix".
sound origin:
Spliced from ProJared's "Worst Console Ever" review from a game called "Aqua Mix".
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?pickles |
Inoyc |
(2.33) |
597 |
2011-11-14 |
description:
pickpickpicklespickpickpicklespickpickpicklespickpickpickles
pickpickpicklespickpickpicklespickpickpicklespickpickpickles
pickpickpicklespickpickpicklespickpickpicklespickpickpickles
and the
pickpickpicklespickpickpicklespickpickpicklespickpickpickles
pickpickpicklespickpickpicklespickpickpicklespickpickpickles
pickpickles
pickles
domain:
pickpickpickles
site text:
^^ // //
keywords:
pickles pick picklez green good awesome righteous
fg image origin:
Hey you,
My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up. All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy? I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on.
Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit. What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I’m feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We’ve known each other for SO long). I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand.
Pic Related: It's me and my full commitment
bg image origin:
derp
sound origin:
vinegar
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?(nsfw) BALLIN' |
duckhunt |
(3.00) |
584 |
2023-10-24 |
description:
we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right
Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. It’s Chad Warden here. Aight, I’m talking bout that, PS Triple. The PS Triple I ain’t talking bout that wii. That wii? Shiiiit. Shit people p-people be talkin’ bout how it was all, new, and shit, but you know what I’m tryin to say? I’m tryin to say, is that…c’mon know, wii? C’mon, that c-that lil’ controller baby that looks like a dildo. Aight, I ain’t trying to play my games, with no Dil. Do. Aight, maybe if the game is like, y’know, Warioware, shove-it-up-yo-own-ass game, yeah I dunno, I dunno if there’s any minigames where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. But…c’mon now, the wii? People trying to say that the, the PS3 copied the wii with a motion sen-uh…I don’ give a fuck. Shit, shit the wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. They should copy how to get good games from the PS3. Heh errybody knows, is that PS3 make the best games, knaw I mean nigga? I mean, c’mon, you got lil’ games I mean you got wii what, what you got, Legend of Zelda where you walk around with a lil’ bitch, and his lil’ bitch-ass sword, and lil’ shield, and he’s goin “HEH! HEH! HEH!” C’mon, who wants to play that shit? I needa shoot some niggas.
Wh-pow, pow
Nintendo, ah, and then you talk about Nintendo isn’t copying anything and how Sony is copying everything, and that’s just bullshit, that bullshit…shit s-saying Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony, have you played the PS1? Nigga, nigga the PS1 got Final Fantasy 7, shit, Nintendo trying to copy that shit, they know that they can’t compete if they don’t have Final Fantasy. Nig, I don’t even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy sucks ass now. Ooo, look at Final Fantasy 12, y’know where you’re runnin’ around with a lil’ girl and shit. Fuck everybody knows that girls can’t do shit other than suck dick. So, what I’m really tryin’ to say, is that, Sony…Sony’s the bomb, nigga. That’s true shit, Sony is true shit.
we fly high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN ballin right
domain:
cwizzy
site text:
BALLIN!!!! // //
keywords:
cwizzy,chaddaddy,ballin
fg image origin:
https://ytmnd.com/assets/250077a81b274551eb9819ba85126975
bg image origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Y8mTEl4UM
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7VJTjqo_bg
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?Interruptionfadstmnd |
ptkfgsmaster2maryo |
(3.00) |
582 |
2007-06-18 |
description:
Enter a brief description of your site or any other optional information
you choose. Links will automatically be parsed. 1000 character limit.
domain:
Interruptionfadstmnd
keywords:
Enter up to 10 keywords or keyphrases seperated by commas.
The more accurate your keywords are, the higher up in searches for
those terms you will be.
fg image origin:
Citing sources is now required for all assets
sound origin:
Citing sources is now required for all assets
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?311 is horrible |
hyperultra |
(1.00) |
579 |
2015-06-14 |
description:
311 is a meme
domain:
threeelevenisameme
site text:
IF ONLY I COULD BE NICK HEXUM // HIS FLOATING HEAD IS SO EROTIC // I GUESS I'M ALL MIXED UP HA
keywords:
311,meme,rock music
fg image origin:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYBIRHi5-o8
bg image origin:
http://www.aux.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/311-3.gif
sound origin:
https://thememefriends.bandcamp.com/track/one-two-fuck-you
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?What I Know (Dust) |
Degrassi |
(3.50) |
575 |
2016-08-28 |
description:
i don't know if you'll forgive me
For being so blind
To how you felt
Don't ask me why i couldn't see it
It might take years to figure out
And thats not something i know much about
But theres one way to find out
Yeah,yeah,yeah
What i know is that i hurt you oh
What i know is that i suck
And what i know is that i'm sorry
What i know is that i'm a Loser,yeah
What i know is i Screwed up
And that i never earned your trust
And what i know is everything i touch Just turns to Dust
domain:
whatiknow
keywords:
degrassi
fg image origin:
Degrassi
sound origin:
Downtown Sasquatch
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?MEEDLY MEEDLY MWEE!! |
crowbie |
(1.50) |
569 |
2005-10-06 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
meedlymeedlymwee
site text:
When I grow up.. // I want to be as metal as // HERMAN LI
sound origin:
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?Red Hat Society |
casinoskunk |
(2.17) |
560 |
2006-02-22 |
description:
the red hat society is not trust worthy. something is up with them,and they must be stopped.
domain:
donttrusttheredhats
site text:
// // don't trust them
keywords:
red hat society sex boobs
fg image origin:
red hat
sound origin:
thundar
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?Dinckelfrick |
yie1200 |
(1.00) |
555 |
2013-08-25 |
description:
“- "Why don't you like to be touched?"
- "Because I'm fifty shades of fucked-up, Anastasia”
― E.L. James, Fifty Shades of Grey
domain:
Dinckelfrick
keywords:
Dinckelfrick,Funny,Awesome,Dundermunsk,Groneebles
fg image origin:
Google
bg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
Google
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?FUNNY YTMND LOLOLOL |
ghcghcghc |
(3.40) |
549 |
2007-05-18 |
description:
googl
domain:
beansandNEDMbread
keywords:
google, fight, lul, !, belfour fans on it look out now heres a loose puck they score, Belfour enters up to 10 keywords or keyphrases seperated by commas. The more accurate his keywords are, the higher up in searches for those terms he will be.
fg image origin:
FUNNIEST SITE EVER
sound origin:
IF YOU KNOW THIS SONG ILL VOTE 5 ON ALL YOUR SHIT
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?why does anyone ever say its leeroy jenkins, its ba... |
ldrancer |
(2.00) |
542 |
2018-10-14 |
description:
listen to it. its leeroooy .. mmmbaaggins
why does anybody say jenkins?
He plainly says leeroy Baggins
I remember that's all I ever knew of it, and when i'd look it up, id look up leeroy baggins. now it doesnt give you a answer. i had to search more stuff to find it, and its listed jenkins? wtf? why its baggins and sounds baggins. FUCK
domain:
leeroybaggins
site text:
leerooyyy // baggins // listen
keywords:
hardcore extreme racism,Leeroy baggins,leeroy
fg image origin:
a video of a fake scripted thing paid for by blizzard
sound origin:
he plainly says leeroy baggins. after years of not watching or seeing this, i went to look it up. i see everyoone listing it as leeroy jenkins. Im like wtf. is this the same thing what is this. i watch it and its the same thing i heard andd seen and knew it was baggins. lot of things i knew were seemed to been changed by blizzard to ruin what was originally original fun.
my theory is blizzard changed this and have memory holed this after using up the real fun people had with this and changed all the original sites and listings of it.
also you used to be able to drink enough in the game to throw up. that disappeard in a patch while I was playing. you cant find any infromation on that. im pretty sure i done that because there was no other reason to get drunk or drink in the game. all refrences to fun or any kind of degeneracy which is normal have been removed from the game by them. when you threw up, from being drunk, yu would end up from wasted to tipsy instantly
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?39/64: IDK, my BFF Mattrex? |
DarthWang |
(4.83) |
542 |
2024-03-09 |
description:
LOL X IS TEXTING TOO MUCH TO HIS BFF ZERO AND HAS TO PAY A HIGH PHONE BILL BUT INSTEAD HE JUST FIGHTS THIS GUY WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE BILL COLLECTOR OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW MAKING UP PLOTS FOR THESE IS POINTLESS
domain:
mattrex
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
OMG, Yoo-Enn-See-Eye-Tee-Ee-Dee!
sound origin:
OMG, Yoo-Enn-See-Eye-Tee-Ee-Dee!
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?Thank you (read description) |
LaserMcCloud |
(5.00) |
519 |
2024-03-09 |
description:
I'm going through a tough time in my life right now but I'm here to thank all the wonderful comments on the last ytmnd I made, it made me emotional knowing there are people across the globe who care about my well-being even though they don't even know me in real life, many thanks for those who stopped to write a positive message for me, it made me better reading all the comments.
I won't go into much detail about what's happening in my life but life has not been very nice to me lately, lots of problems in my life of all parts you can imagine (family, mentally, personally, work) I have never been as sad, anxious, stressed as it is now, sometimes I felt (and I still feel from time to time) that the world hates me and life wants to destroy me until I give up and end myself (if you know what I mean)
Thanks for making me see that I'm worth it, that I'm somebody in this world, that there are people who care about my existence
I know life will not get better in a snap of fingers but with the right support it will make the rainy days better, it will make me feel that things will be ok in the end.
- LaserMcCloud
domain:
thanksforthesupport
keywords:
thank you
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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?Acid Man Rage |
Clio |
(3.00) |
518 |
2016-08-05 |
description:
"So fuck you. I don't post much, but I've never left this place, and I won't be leaving, either. Get used to the idea, and shove a nice screencap of this post right up your ass with your other ones."
domain:
acidmanrage
site text:
I've never left this place // and I won't be leaving //
fg image origin:
Opchan screenshot
sound origin:
My Imagination
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?"How bad do you think it's gonna be? P... |
everysentenceuttered |
(3.00) |
490 |
2007-08-24 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
prettygoddamnbad
site text:
How bad do you think it's // gonna be? Pretty goddamn // bad. Probably all the other...
fg image origin:
uncited
sound origin:
uncited
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?everyone has done this once FO3 |
luketm2 |
(2.71) |
485 |
2009-06-23 |
description:
Enter a brief description of your site or any other optional information
you choose. Links will automatically be parsed. 1000 character limit.
domain:
getradiatedWTF
keywords:
Enter up to 10 keywords or keyphrases seperated by commas.
The more accurate your keywords are, the higher up in searches for
those terms you will be.
fg image origin:
f
sound origin:
o
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?Message To Everyone |
The8man |
(1.00) |
476 |
2014-05-26 |
description:
Hero will never give up,
never hide, never be defeated,
never accept evil.
domain:
rabu
keywords:
Yotsumoe, dmdm,damedame,maddie,Erika_Salmon,Flamwenco,[DDE]
fg image origin:
Created foreground by self
bg image origin:
Back from Yotsumoe's original rabu page, it's the thumbnail
sound origin:
Amagami SS Opening, I love by Azusa
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?It's No Big Deal |
macdiablo |
(2.00) |
476 |
2017-01-06 |
description:
Yeah they, see, uh, they seem to be out of chicken today. So I'll just pick up a pizza. It's no big deal.
domain:
nobigdeal
site text:
Yeah, uh, they seem // to be out of chicken today... // It's no big deal.
fg image origin:
https://www.facebook.com/1RenoDaRevolver/videos/1536369666380419/
sound origin:
https://www.facebook.com/1RenoDaRevolver/videos/1536369666380419/
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?ask why |
final-tom |
(2.83) |
467 |
2010-10-12 |
description:
it's okay. just keep your head up girl. this will all be over soon.
domain:
keepyourheadup
keywords:
ask why, please
fg image origin:
WHY
sound origin:
MUST
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?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
467 |
2023-09-23 |
description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!
sound origin:
I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too
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?Merciful Short Tune Jamming of the Hi-Fivers, earl... |
Heywood12 |
(1.00) |
464 |
2021-10-17 |
description:
A minute and a half recording of the ham radio Hi-Fivers net which runs before the WARFA net, possibly one of Billy's Children tuning up to jam things or just be a lid operator.
October 3rd, 7:15pm
Off KFS WebSDR website
domain:
hifiverstuneupjammer
site text:
Sunday on 3908 Kilohertz!! // //
keywords:
Hi-Fivers,WARFA,jamming,3908kHz
fg image origin:
Hi-Fivers Facebook page.
sound origin:
Off-air.
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