| ?BF2 (Battlefield 2) Loading bar at bottom | 
   Doombringer55 | 
    (3.73) | 
   2,966 | 
   2007-03-02 | 
  
  
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     description: 
    If you ever wanted to play BF2, here is a small GIF to show you what it's like! (Sorry for adgif watermark) 
    domain: 
    BF2simomglolbbqlolicoaster 
    keywords: 
    BF2,lol 
    fg image origin: 
    Battlefield2 
    sound origin: 
    
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   | ?Cat on a keyboard performs a YTMND compositio... | 
   Morgrist | 
    (3.82) | 
   2,805 | 
   2009-05-22 | 
  
  
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     description: 
    I figure if we're going to have a classically trained feline pianist on YTMND, he can play some homegrown classics. In this case, it's more like "2 chords for 16 pianos" with the tiling... 
    domain: 
    catonaytmndkeyboard 
    keywords: 
    piano,that f*cking cat,one more time,keyboard,jerry 
    fg image origin: 
    "Frenzy" YTMND site. 
    sound origin: 
    Egonym's "Two Chords for Four Pianos". 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Popeye and Bluto R gay? | 
   PornoLare | 
    (3.71) | 
   2,779 | 
   2006-10-29 | 
  
  
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     description: 
    Popeye and bluto likes to play games ;) 
    domain: 
    popeyeblutogay 
    keywords: 
    popeye, gay 
    fg image origin: 
    popeye 
    sound origin: 
    village people - ymca 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Foot fetish (read from bottom to top) | 
   Allord | 
    (2.83) | 
   2,744 | 
   2006-08-02 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    I was nonchalantly playing Diablo2 like the uber geek i am, when i came across a game named "foot fetish". Needless to say i entered and said a few things that made me laugh 
    domain: 
    fetish 
    keywords: 
    foot fetish diablo2 diablo 2 II diabloII wierd stupid idiot E1M6 on the hunt 
    fg image origin: 
    a screenshot of Diablo 2 
    sound origin: 
    E1M6 - on the hunt (from the original Doom) 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Color Pikachu and Friends!! (Prize for Best) | 
   Arukan | 
    (2.00) | 
   2,735 | 
   2006-07-22 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    BEST SITE GETS ALL THEIR SITES UPVOTED FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Color him, edit him and his friends, use different music, use animations, just make it interesting and fun and you win fives on all your sites, regardless of what they are. Also Your name will be a 
    domain: 
    colormepikachuandpichu 
    site text: 
    See Description // For Prize Details! //  
    keywords: 
    prize, pikachu, editing, pokemon, what do you like to play? cosby loves pokemon, anime, coloring, five stars, upvote 
    fg image origin: 
    Yahoo Image Search "Pikachu Coloring Book" 
    sound origin: 
    Pokemon Season One Theme Song 
    | 
  
  
   | ?California Rainbow Stalin | 
   lpgunit | 
    (3.50) | 
   2,632 | 
   2013-12-06 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Haven't been YTMNDing for a long time, and this ain't my original idea either (LC83 did a similar mashup before, but that was with both Katy and Similou's vocals being played at the same time), but I felt like this has to be done.
Oh and here's a link to the full MP3: http://www71.zippyshare.com/v/37985319/file.html 
    domain: 
    katystalin 
    keywords: 
    rainbow,stalin,rainbow stalin,katy perry,remix,mashup 
    fg image origin: 
    Some Stalin GIF. 
    sound origin: 
    California Gurls + All This Love + edits 
    | 
  
  
   | ?What does Kaz Hirai like to play? | 
   tzalidar | 
    (3.52) | 
   2,628 | 
   2006-05-29 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Idea by Erty, made by me. I think kaz hirai deserves more ytmnds :) it's a nice fad. 
    domain: 
    whatkazhiraiplay 
    site text: 
     // RIDGE RACER!!!! //  
    keywords: 
    kaz hirai ridge racer cosby 
    fg image origin: 
    google 
    sound origin: 
    sony e3 press conference and cosby pokemon sound clip 
    | 
  
  
   | ?OMG Secret Nazi Weak Spot | 
   Luigi-Master | 
    (3.56) | 
   2,615 | 
   2007-01-01 | 
  
  
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     description: 
    This took me a while to make.  Anyway, I was playing Super C, and I realized that the mark on the 1st boss' weak spot look like a Swastika.  So I made an animated GIF of said boss with flashing weakspot and Hitler.  Also made it faster, and made changes. 
    domain: 
    secretnaziweakspot 
    keywords: 
    OMG,Secret,Taco,Nazi,Weak,Spot,NES,Super,C,Contra,Boss 
    fg image origin: 
    Super C/editing 
    sound origin: 
    secretnazines.ytmnd.com 
    | 
  
  
   | ?This has probably already been done before, but I ... | 
   anystrom | 
    (3.50) | 
   2,588 | 
   2010-08-25 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Kohng Koy Kahn Souphanousinphone, is a fictional character on the animated series King of the Hill.[2] He and his wife Minh and daughter Connie (who Kahn refers to as Kahn Junior), live next door to the Hills. Kahn works in the Information Technology industry as a system analyst. At the end of episode 323's 'Wings of the Dope' running of credits Kahn, while trying to get in touch with Buckley's Angel, makes mention that he commutes to Houston every day. An immigrant from Luang Prabang, Laos, Kahn represents the new American trying to assimilate into the melting pot of Arlen, Texas.
Kahn's name is a play on Laotian words. Kohng Koy basically means "I am," so his full name translates as "I am Kahn Souphanousinphone." Everyone except his mother addresses him simply as Kahn or Mr. Kahn.
Like many immigrants, Kahn is preoccupied with achieving "the American Dream". 
    domain: 
    souphanousinphone 
    site text: 
    KAHN! //  //  
    keywords: 
    kahn souphanousinphone, ring ring ring ring ring ring ring souphanousinphone 
    fg image origin: 
    This is a bad YTMND 
    sound origin: 
    but I don't care 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Chadazoid! | 
   DarthWang | 
    (3.83) | 
   2,578 | 
   2017-03-21 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    The show's title character is the superhero alter ego of Ballin 16-year-old (later changed to 17-year-old) Chad Warden who attends H-Town High School. He goes by many different names (e.g.C-Wizzy, Chad Daddy). Chad gained his abilities from a PSTriple bug activated by a "secret key sequence" that must be typed (a reference to the PS3 E3 Conference). The sequence of keys is "BAAAAAAAAAALINNNNN" (the quotes are included), as seen when Anthony Perez types the combination in "The Bitch (Act 2)". The bug manifests when the user presses Delete after entering the string, and was first activated when Chad's bitch crawled onto the keyboard (get that shit off my keyboard, nigga). Becoming absorbed into his PStriple and instantly gaining all the information on the Internet, Chadazoid has ABAP strength and endurance, extraordinary speed and agility, and negligible amounts of gayness. These changes make him a powerful and Ballin force for upholding Sony and dat triple, unless he gets distracted by something like a Ballin game. He has a base called H-Town, a parody of Tampa Flo-day, built by his mute butler, this one lil' fat bitch, I don't even know his fuckin' name. H-Town contains a "Hall of BALLIN Things to Know" and even a Caddy. His greatest weakness, as he once explained to a fanboy, is that he can be imprisoned in a cage with graphite bars charged with Wii dildos. He also expresses a great aversion to "gay niggaz".
Peripheral powers come and go: Chadazoid once developed Niggakinesis triggered by anger that was never mentioned again after the episode, and once crossed the globe to yell at a Nintendo fanboy for bitching too loudly, but apologizes to him later in the same plot. He also has the ability to assume the form of Tupac and cover long distances instantaneously, although he just as often simply sticks his dick forward and runs while making swooshing sounds with his mouth (Swish-swoosh), pretending to suck dick
Chad can change into and out of Chadazoid at will with the words "BALLIN!" and "Shut the hell up nigga!". When not in Chadazoid mode, Chad looks and acts completely normal, and his family is unaware that anything has happened to him. Chadazoid spends this time in an area of Chad's brain called the ABAPzone, where he reflects, has profound thoughts, and plays Devil May Run Up On A Nigga.
While the show's setting is set around H-Town., the locale often varies with the show's humor, taking Chadazoid to locations around the world as needed. 
    domain: 
    connector 
    site text: 
    BALLIN teen extraordinaire! //  //  
    keywords: 
    LOL!,VOTE 5 
    fg image origin: 
    Chadazoid 
    sound origin: 
    ABAP 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Sean Connery's always wanted a man bab... | 
   jhnsnwv9 | 
    (3.50) | 
   2,557 | 
   2006-04-06 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Sean Connery's voice backwards saying "You're the man now dog," played backwards to sound like "I have always wanted a man baby." 
    domain: 
    connerysmanbaby 
    site text: 
    He's always wanted a man ba //  //  
    keywords: 
    sean, connery, sean conerry, ytmnd, you, are, the, man, now, dog, I, have, always, wanted, a, man, baby 
    fg image origin: 
    ymtnd 
    sound origin: 
    me 
    | 
  
  
   | ?(nsfw) PTKFGS: I'm going to post this every ... | 
   DougFukkie | 
    (3.40) | 
   2,539 | 
   2008-12-20 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Remember when I did this? 
    domain: 
    everydamndaynine 
    keywords: 
    PTKFGS,every damn day,poland,horsevagina,NEEM 
    fg image origin: 
    I'd like to play with her maracas 
    sound origin: 
    Chick chicky boom 
    | 
  
  
   | ?(nsfw) Wii You Like To Play? | 
   ryanstaples | 
    (4.00) | 
   2,520 | 
   2008-01-02 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Two amazing activities turned into one. 
    domain: 
    wiifuck 
    site text: 
    Wii You Like // To Play!? //  
    keywords: 
    nintendo wii f*ck sex doggy style wiimote sports intercourse 
    fg image origin: 
    http://weblog.disgu.st 
    sound origin: 
    The Yoshida Brothers 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Madagascar: I like to move it BACKWARDS | 
   GhostSonic | 
    (1.91) | 
   2,511 | 
   2006-02-13 | 
  
  
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     description: 
    I got board, so I played I like to move it from madagacar backwards, sounded like "SEGA" 
    domain: 
    moveitbackwards 
    site text: 
     // Whao Whao SEGA! //  
    keywords: 
    SEGA,Madagascar, Reverse, Backwards, Move it 
    sound origin: 
    
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   | ?Come on and hear, Alexander's Ragti... | 
   NinjaSetsuna | 
    (2.65) | 
   2,422 | 
   2005-08-06 | 
  
  
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     description: 
    Come on and hear,
Come on and hear
Alexander's Ragtime Band,
Come on and hear, 
Come on and hear
it's the best band in the land!
They can play a bugle call like you never heard before,
So natural that you want to go to war--
That's just the bestes 
    domain: 
    alexandersragtimeband 
    site text: 
    Come on and hear // come on and hear, // Alexander's Ragtime Band! 
    keywords: 
    Alexander, Ragtime, band, Alexander's Ragtime band, Irving Berlin 
    fg image origin: 
    Irving Berlin 
    sound origin: 
    Irving Berlin 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Chakotay vs Voyager | 
   Syra42 | 
    (4.00) | 
   2,417 | 
   2010-04-30 | 
  
  
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     description: 
    Ship likes to play pranks 
    domain: 
    chakotay-vs-ship 
    keywords: 
    Chakotay ship prank voyager 
    fg image origin: 
    Star Trek - Voyager 
    sound origin: 
    Kottonmouth Kings - Rest Of My Life
DJ Gizmo - The Dope Man 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Dean Fighters attack the Cosby Star | 
   ghcghcghc | 
    (3.62) | 
   2,349 | 
   2007-04-12 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Dean Fighters attack the Cosby Star 
    domain: 
    DeanFightersattacktheCosbyStar 
    site text: 
    YEAH! YEAH! // WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY // POKEYMAN 
    keywords: 
    belfour fans on it look out now heres a loose puck they score, FATHER MC-KENZIE writing the words to a sermon that no one will hear. No one comes near. Look at him working darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there. What does he care? All t 
    fg image origin: 
    Dean Fighters attack the Cosby Star 
    sound origin: 
    Dean Fighters attack the Cosby Star 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Poke-E-Mon (Poke a man) | 
   danjojoe | 
    (3.58) | 
   2,331 | 
   2007-05-05 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    What do you like to play?
Poke-a-man! 
    domain: 
    pokeaman 
    keywords: 
    pokemon,poke,a,mon,man,bill,cosby,rap 
    fg image origin: 
    House of Cosbys with edits 
    sound origin: 
    Cosby Rap with edits 
    | 
  
  
   | ?(nsfw) Toad likes to pimp his Balls.. | 
   Robotnik | 
    (3.62) | 
   2,326 | 
   2007-03-12 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Toad. 
    domain: 
    toadballs 
    keywords: 
    toad,likes,to,play,with,his,lil,lol,ballz 
    fg image origin: 
    SECRET 
    sound origin: 
    Gayfuel theme 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Peter Gabriel likes to play with... | 
   mcguirerocks | 
    (2.83) | 
   2,317 | 
   2007-03-09 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    I hear he likes to play hopscotch on Solsbury Hill... 
    domain: 
    chalkthemonkey 
    site text: 
    CHALK! //  //  
    keywords: 
    Peter, Gabriel, dew army, shock the monkey, chalk 
    fg image origin: 
    "Shock the Monkey" still + limestone with calcite 
    sound origin: 
    Peter Gabriel - "Shock the Monkey" 
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   | ?Zippin' and a Zoppin' | 
   m172636 | 
    (3.17) | 
   2,306 | 
   2008-05-10 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    theres no excuse 
    domain: 
    cosbywantstoknow 
    keywords: 
    zip, zop, zoobidy, bop, cosby, pomeon, what do like to play, no seriously what? 
    fg image origin: 
    edits 
    sound origin: 
    edits 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Darth Cosby | 
   DarthWang | 
    (2.95) | 
   2,296 | 
   2006-07-13 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Darth Cosby asks Luke what he likes to play 
    domain: 
    darthcosbyman 
    keywords: 
    Darth,Vader,Cosby,Pokemon,Pokeman,Pokeyman 
    sound origin: 
    
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   | ?YTMND: Where we make jazz cool again. | 
   bigwing | 
    (3.42) | 
   2,295 | 
   2006-04-15 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    I like jazz. I play guitar. YTMND pianist inspired me to make this. 
    domain: 
    niggajazz 
    site text: 
    Miles Davis // Is // Proud. 
    keywords: 
    YTMND, pianist, guitar, guitarist, miles, davis, carnegie, hall, cool, jazz, max, goldberg, sean, connery, nigga, stole, my, bike 
    fg image origin: 
    Miles Davis- Birth Of Cool 
    sound origin: 
    I made it 
    | 
  
  
   | ?(nsfw) heffer's mom wants a dildo up her as... | 
   letsago | 
    (2.50) | 
   2,281 | 
   2012-03-06 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    heffer's mom virginia wants a big fat dildo shoved up her chubby ass 
    domain: 
    virginiadildo 
    site text: 
    do  me //  //  
    keywords: 
    heffer's mom virginia rocko's modren life didlo rocko nickelodeon funny sexy hot cum,modern life 
    fg image origin: 
    heffer's mom is horny again .she wants to play with dildos and get them shoved up her sexy fat  ass.she likes playing dirty 
    sound origin: 
    artist-guy
song-do me right 
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   | ?Red Eye - Nobody Not Likes to Play Baseball | 
   viper9 | 
    (3.57) | 
   2,279 | 
   2009-07-17 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    Well said, Greg! 
    domain: 
    redeyebaseball 
    site text: 
     // NOBODY... // NOT LIKES TO PLAY BASEBALL 
    keywords: 
    "Red Eye", "Fox News", "Greg Gutfeld", baseball, "homeless soccer team" 
    fg image origin: 
    Red Eye, Fox News 
    sound origin: 
    Red Eye, Fox News 
    | 
  
  
   | ?American's Best Day Ever | 
   icantthinkofaname | 
    (3.69) | 
   2,274 | 
   2006-06-04 | 
  
  
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     description: 
    I don't really like supporting this fad, but when I saw "German's Best Day Every" and a couple of the comments on it, I felt I had to even the playing field a little bit. 
    domain: 
    americanbde 
    keywords: 
    Best Day Ever, Band of Brothers, American, World War 2, WWII 
    fg image origin: 
    Band of Brothers 
    sound origin: 
    Here 
    | 
  
  
   | ?Chad Warden is... The Last Faggot™ | 
   DarthWang | 
    (3.00) | 
   2,260 | 
   2015-08-31 | 
  
  
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     description: 
    Set in H-town, the movie follows a PS3 Fanboy named Chad Warden (A.K.A. "C-Wizzy"), who has dreams of becoming a great Fanboy like his idol Tupac. His master (Jim Jones) explains that he has touched the final level of PSTriple fanboy accomplishment known as "The Last Faggot". Gay niggaz who reach this final level are said to be able to concentrate such HOMO energy into their hands that they begin to glow. Only a true PSTriple master would be able to exhibit "Deal-Dough" over his entire body. Chad doesn't fully understand and, in possession of a medal supposedly belonging to Tupac, Chad embarks upon a journey to find Master 50 Cent, whom his master claims can help Chad unlock the power of "Deal-Dough".
A fag hater, PSA Guy (played by himself) (A.K.A "The FAGGOT!!! Guy") sees Chad as the only obstacle to ridding the world of HOMOs. Chad refuses to fight him and a furious PSA Guy vows that he will defeat Chad. PSA Guy and his gang later break in and assault one of the students at Chad's HD Gaymes school, Anthony Perez (also played by himself), demanding that Chad bow before PSA Guy. Finally, PSA Guy and his gang attempt to send a message to Chad by destroying the Warden family P1ZZ4 restaurant.
Meanwhile, Nintendo fanboy Nick Bass (Again, played by himself) sends his men to kidnap that Asian bitch from Chad's sushi video in the hopes of getting his Wii featured on her Youtube channel. The kidnap attempt is thwarted by Chad who easily fends off the thugs. He loses his medal during the struggle, which the Asian bitch recovers. Later, Chad witnesses Asian Bitch being kidnapped by Bass' brutish henchman M6. A clue left behind reveals that the kidnappers work for Nick Daddy.
Asian bitch refuses to promote the Wii on her program, but as Bass' men prepare to coerce her by force, Chad suddenly bursts into the room and rescues dat Asian bitch once again. Back at her apartment, Asian bitch gratefully returns Chad's medal. Consumed with vengeance, Nick Bass hires PSA Guy to defeat Chad and takes control of the Youtube studio, capturing Asian bitch and this one lil' fat bitch, who has snuck in hoping to woo dat Asian bitch.
Posing as a P1ZZ4 GUY, Chad manages to infiltrate the assumed lair of Master 50 Cent within a dro factory, but is shocked to discover that the "Master" ain't ballin. Chad consults his former master for answers, but his master suggests that Chad has known the answers all along.
Not wanting anyone to get hurt in the process of achieving its stardom, the Wii leaves Nick Bass and asks Anthony to warn Chad about his plan. As Chad returns to H-town, he is ambushed by an army of gay niggaz hired by Bass. Chad's students, led by Anthony, charge into the Caddy to even the odds. Using Asian bitch as bait, Nick lures Chad to a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box where he finally faces off against PSA Guy. PSA Guy reveals his ability to use "Deal-Dough", his hands pulsating with a GAY aura, and beats Chad viciously before attempting to force him to acknowledge PSA Guy as "The Master". As recent events flash before Chad's eyes, he realizes that his former Master was correct and that everything he needed to achieve the "Final Level" was within him all along. His entire body bathed in the sublime golden light of "Deal-Dough", Chad uses his new-found power to easily defeat PSA Guy.
Nick Bass appears and fires a single bullet which Chad catches between his teeth before detaining Nick Bass for the police. The Asian bitch and Chad are reunited at Youtube where the two kiss. 
    domain: 
    thelastfaggot 
    keywords: 
    LOL!,VOTE 5 
    fg image origin: 
    See Description 
    sound origin: 
    Same 
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   | ?Umfuld vs. Pokemon | 
   DarthWang | 
    (3.20) | 
   2,240 | 
   2013-05-17 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    LOL! 
    domain: 
    pokefuld 
    keywords: 
    VOTE 5 
    fg image origin: 
    After callously using the name of Pokemon™ in vain one too many times, Umfuld finds that he has awakened the wrath of the PokeGod™, Bill Cosby! 
    bg image origin: 
    Now my gay Umfuld, what do you like to play? 
    sound origin: 
    Downvoting? Downvoting with the down and the voting and the thing where the guy clicks the one star and he likes to fag gay homo queer? It'll be around forever, huh huh huh! 
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   | ?(nsfw) heffer's mom is a dream come true | 
   letsago | 
    (3.00) | 
   2,239 | 
   2012-03-10 | 
  
  
   | 
     description: 
    heffer's mom virginia is one cute girl.she is a dream come true and  a plump sexy love goddess. 
    domain: 
    virginiadream 
    keywords: 
    heffer's,rocko heffer's,mom rocko's,modern life virginia sexy ass,mcdonalds ,mickey rooney awesome kid 
    fg image origin: 
    heffer's mom is back and hornier than ever.she plays some more smooth cool music for you to enjoy 
    bg image origin: 
    it looks like this smiling guy loves heffer's mom too 
    sound origin: 
    artist-christopher williams
song-im dreamin 
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   | ?Hammer Time | 
   valeriatqm | 
    (1.00) | 
   2,152 | 
   2012-09-08 | 
  
  
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     description: 
    Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) 
    domain: 
    valeria-hammertime 
    site text: 
    Mc Hammer. <3 //  //  
    keywords: 
    hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah 
    fg image origin: 
    I googled it :3 
    bg image origin: 
    I googled it :3 
    sound origin: 
    Youtube ~to~ Mp3 converter. 
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