?Separated at death |
woman |
(2.00) |
744 |
2014-01-07 |
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
separate
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Tom Cruise
sound origin:
Guess
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?(nsfw) Moon Man beats you to death with a Christm... |
moonmanfan |
(3.00) |
1,975 |
2013-12-24 |
description:
Moon Man is awesome!
domain:
wreathofdeath
fg image origin:
Moon Man is awesome!
sound origin:
Moon Man is awesome!
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?Whipped Cream Porn Like What or False? |
Death-Ray |
(4.16) |
8,296 |
2013-12-14 |
description:
Hip new hook from Beck's new single!
domain:
death-ray
keywords:
kid, whipped cream, slow, weird, trippy, olson twins
fg image origin:
From that "Gimmee Pizza Slow" YooToob, and a Googly search for the whiiped cream spoonful.
bg image origin:
I have worked on this project for eight years and it cost me my marriage. Please God let it make me a million!
sound origin:
Sound from the YooToob.
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?Intrepid new Alex Jones intro |
woman |
(2.67) |
909 |
2013-12-14 |
description:
Join the Global Resistance!
domain:
militaryindustrialcomplex
keywords:
Alex Jones,Infowars
fg image origin:
Stolen
sound origin:
www.infowars.com
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?HUSTLE BONES COMIN OUT MY MOUTH |
kennykillek |
(1.67) |
955 |
2013-12-12 |
description:
Run up bitch ta da death get gripped my steeze is ballin out
Of control whatchyou know
'bout bubblin
Hustle bones comin out my mouth
domain:
hustlebones
site text:
// // NOIDED
keywords:
death grips,noided,noid,hustle bones,the money store
fg image origin:
Death Grips - Hustle Bones
bg image origin:
Death Grips - Hustle Bones
sound origin:
Death Grips - Hustle Bones
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?INTRO |
janeable |
(1.00) |
435 |
2013-12-09 |
description:
intro
domain:
introductions
keywords:
intro
fg image origin:
janeable
sound origin:
janeable
|
?Occlusion |
mongolian |
(3.70) |
1,156 |
2013-12-04 |
description:
it's a bit drafty in here, isn't it?
domain:
occlusion
fg image origin:
is
bg image origin:
death
sound origin:
the end?
|
?Triumph of the Inevitable |
inkdrinker |
(3.43) |
1,774 |
2013-11-10 |
description:
Joke's on him. Proton decay will take his grim skeletal ass in the end, too.
domain:
thelastlaugh
keywords:
,even imagining eternal oblivion is p much beyond my capacity,because our only understanding of oblivion is sleep and reflecting upon the fact that we were oblivious as evident by passage of time,it's inevitability and inevitability alone that keeps the whole concept of death from reducing me to a shrieking terrified mess,since as humans we're pretty good at the whole stiff upper lip thing provided we can be convinced something cant be avoided
fg image origin:
Rare actual footage of the grim spectre of death celebrating your imminent demise.
sound origin:
4Minute - Muzik (Instrumental)
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?Sad Pika |
Psychotacon |
(1.67) |
451 |
2013-10-31 |
description:
In a world, where sadness reigns. Sad Pikachu, is sad.
domain:
sadpika
keywords:
pokemon pokémon pika pikachu depressed depression suicide suicune sad sadness song cute cuteness death happy life tears tear cry crying joy joyful joyness
fg image origin:
Personally edited.
bg image origin:
Personally edited.
sound origin:
Personally edited.
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?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,834 |
2013-10-17 |
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
keywords:
SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror
fg image origin:
http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/
bg image origin:
Mine
sound origin:
Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk
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?El Sickos |
TacoBreath |
(3.38) |
594 |
2013-10-07 |
description:
Esto no es una amenaza, es una promesa.
domain:
elsickos
keywords:
Unsolved Mysteries,Robert Stack,death threat,bad Spanish,el sickos
fg image origin:
Unsolved Mysteries
sound origin:
Robert Stack
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?Batman & Robin make the Trench Run |
jcgamer |
(4.03) |
5,185 |
2013-10-07 |
description:
STAY ON TARGET
domain:
batmanrobintrenchrun
keywords:
batman,robin,star wars,trench,run,running,funny,tie fighters,death star
fg image origin:
http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120312/1000/hilarious_running_batman_gifs_06.gif
sound origin:
Salamander 2 Unused Music ( Fire Tripper Remix ) OST: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv49vTheoIM
|
?Conversation |
Audovoice |
(3.81) |
1,960 |
2013-09-30 |
description:
Speak to me.
domain:
convers
keywords:
doll,sexdoll,conversation,honeymoon,boat
fg image origin:
http://www.standupzone.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=11402.0;attach=14005;image
bg image origin:
Something by me.
sound origin:
Something by me. Also Murder By Death.
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?LASERtown |
DarthWang |
(3.50) |
1,549 |
2013-09-29 |
description:
LOL!
domain:
lasertown
site text:
Baron Lasers > Pedotown // //
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Your kiddie rapist fap fantasy getting burned to a crisp just like your dick should be for wanting to bone her (unless you are not a pedotown fan in which case it's that awful pedobait getting lasered to death which you should laugh at)
sound origin:
Baking a laser cake
|
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?Le Morte' D'oo |
ozamataz |
(1.00) |
324 |
2013-09-28 |
description:
The death of a legend.
domain:
scoobydead
fg image origin:
Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated
sound origin:
Youtube
|
?Rapid Distruction |
Audovoice |
(2.50) |
587 |
2013-09-27 |
description:
Song and animation are original.
domain:
Rapid-Distruction
site text:
Death Approaches // //
keywords:
Day of the Dead
fg image origin:
A video I made and put here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj8YnQHfCmk
bg image origin:
A video I made and put here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj8YnQHfCmk
sound origin:
A song I made and uploaded here https://soundcloud.com/audovoice/rapid-destruction
|
?The unfunny truth about Evariste Galois |
woman |
(2.14) |
1,175 |
2013-09-17 |
description:
It says "Stephanie".
domain:
evaristegalois
site text:
He was a pedofag! // //
keywords:
Galois,Stephanie,Pedotown
fg image origin:
Galois' final notes before his death
sound origin:
Brian Peppers' theme
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?Hi Charles.....I warned you |
Ayrmed |
(1.00) |
344 |
2013-09-06 |
description:
You chose death
domain:
Deathisimminent
site text:
YOU CHOSE DEATH // //
fg image origin:
Google images...
sound origin:
youtube
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?TRUTHTMND: The unfunny truth about a lot of pe... |
woman |
(3.00) |
1,091 |
2013-09-05 |
description:
DEATH TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER!!!
domain:
handsign
keywords:
Illuminati,Freemasons,handsigns,scum
fg image origin:
Internet
sound origin:
Chris Geo - They Run This Town
|
?Robert Stack's Chair Stack |
Daltonofzeal2 |
(4.00) |
2,331 |
2013-09-04 |
description:
This seat's taken. By another seat. That's taken by another seat. That's taken by another seat. That's taken by another seat. That's taken by another seat.
domain:
chairstack
keywords:
Unsolved Mysteries,Robert Stack,death threat,creepypasta,chair
fg image origin:
Unsolved Mysteries
sound origin:
Robert Stack
|
?Disney villains have ONE weakness |
Ebb1993 |
(2.33) |
1,368 |
2013-09-04 |
description:
Is there any other Disney villains that don't suffer from falling to their deaths?
domain:
disneyvillainsweakness
site text:
// Gravity. //
keywords:
Disney,Villains,Beauty and the Beast,The Hunchback of Notre Dame
fg image origin:
The Hunchback of Notre Dame and Beauty and the Beast
sound origin:
Beverly Hills Cop - Axel F
|
?Jack Nicholson on Ariel Castro's death |
RabidCheeseMonkey |
(3.38) |
871 |
2013-09-04 |
description:
Jack Nicholson's thoughts on Ariel Castro's suicide.
domain:
arielcastrololdead
keywords:
Ariel Castro,Joker,Jack Nicholson,LOL dead,Dead Giveaway,Big Testicles
fg image origin:
http://gladyourdead.ytmnd.com/
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU7gnMSzf_c (Increased the volume)
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?(nsfw) I Believe I Can Fly |
surgeon |
(2.00) |
568 |
2013-09-03 |
description:
I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
domain:
ibelieveicansoar
fg image origin:
Faces of Death
sound origin:
lol R Kelly peed on a minor
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?Fandom and critics have ONE weakness |
Ebb1993 |
(1.75) |
692 |
2013-09-03 |
description:
If there's one thing I hate about fandom and critics, it's the fact that they always hate sequels. Lethal Weapon, Die Hard, Dirty Harry, Death Wish, Star Wars, RoboCop, Speed, I can name some other movies that suffer from this kind of reaction. Even The Santa Clause. And this doesn't just apply to movies, the same goes for video games, anime, and many others.
domain:
fandomhatessequels
site text:
// Sequels. //
keywords:
Sequel,Sequels,Sequelitis,Fandom,Fans,Critics
fg image origin:
Rotten Tomatoes
sound origin:
Axel F
|
?Just watch me, L |
houseofcards |
(3.60) |
1,153 |
2013-09-02 |
description:
I'll solve equations with my right hand, and write names with my left...
domain:
watchmeL
site text:
I'LL TAKE A // POTATO CHIP // AND EAT IT
keywords:
death note
fg image origin:
Death Note.
sound origin:
Death Note.
|
?Robert Stack's Chair |
TacoBreath |
(4.45) |
4,316 |
2013-09-01 |
description:
This seat's taken.
domain:
findanotherchair
keywords:
Unsolved Mysteries,Robert Stack,death threat,creepypasta,chair
fg image origin:
Unsolved Mysteries
sound origin:
Robert Stack
|
?IT WAS A NAFF EFFORT I AM SORRY |
LadyBlindheit |
(1.00) |
512 |
2013-09-01 |
description:
A NAFF EFFORT
domain:
naff
site text:
DEATH // IS // EVERYWHERE
keywords:
naff,effort,creepy,random,wtf
fg image origin:
We Heart It
bg image origin:
Some guy on deviantART
sound origin:
IIRC by Alien Porno Midgets
|
?(nsfw) Tributetothoselostbefore |
WallaDallaDoo |
(3.00) |
1,197 |
2013-08-30 |
description:
This is dedicated to a great man who inspired those around him to higher levels of creativity and gameplay. In death may he be deified as god of gaming, art exhibits, carpentry, and girls with small tits.
domain:
Thegreatestamongusaretakensoearly
fg image origin:
depression
sound origin:
betrayal
|
?Rejected Sonic Zone #66 |
Ebb1993 |
(1.33) |
574 |
2013-08-28 |
description:
Anyone remember this DOS classic? What if Sonic was in the Tornado and shooting down random terrorist targets?
domain:
zone66
site text:
Zone 66 // //
keywords:
Epic Games,Epic Megagames,Zone 66,Sonic the Hedgehog,Rejected Sonic Zone
fg image origin:
Zone 66
sound origin:
Zone 66 OST - Intro Theme and Main Menu
|
?It's STILL Quiet in Neo Gotham |
distephano87 |
(3.73) |
655 |
2013-08-20 |
description:
And still, nothing to do
domain:
Itsstillquietinneogotham
keywords:
Batman Beyond,Gotham
fg image origin:
Batman Beyond - Unmasked
bg image origin:
Batman Beyond - Series Intro
sound origin:
Relax Daily - BSides no. 1 + BB Sfx
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