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Candice Bergen and Matt Pinfield are crime fighting terrorist negotiators who met at TGIFriday's on ladies night. "I'll have a coors light, and a long island ice tea for the lady" "I'm sorry sir, but ladies are allowed one free drink, and she had a rum and shasta already" "Damnit I've been negotiating with terrorists all day. Give me a long island ice tea now!" "Is this how you practice negotiating? By acting like an insane bitch and already drunk at- wait, you're a terrorist nogiator?" "Why yes. And it's really stressfull. That's why I'm trying to get that long island ice tea. Let me tell you something, I've been-" "Let me stop you right here. Do you use a megaphone?" "Of course I do jack-ass. Terrorist are always hanging out of 12th story windows with a knife to someone's throat. They don't toss us walkie-talkies, if that's what you're thinking. Now where's that long island ice tea?" Well you see, I host a really long and boring show on MTV called 200 minutes, something or other, and most of my viewers only stay tuned because they fall asleep and can't change the channel. If I can use your megaphone on my show, I can wake them up, and they'll change the channel to animaniacs or something, and then I can lose my job and we can fight crime together. I love you Candice." "Sounds good. But wait, can I still convince people that a lifetime in jail is better than quenching their thirst for vengence, and sacrificing their lives to achieve eternal bliss in heaven?" "Fine, we'll be crime fighters/terrorist negotiators, ok?" "Ok great. If I could just get that drink, we'll be on our way." "The bartender said you can't have it because you already drank the shasta." "Well I'm not paying 6 dollars for a shitty long island ice tea!!!" "I got an idea. We'll split it. I'll chip in 3 dollars and you can just owe me." "Sounds good. BARTENDE- wait a minute! OWE you?! LOLOL Let's arrest this guy for orderly conduct!"

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Horatio Sanz

Whore-Ratio Sands

Jack is surprised by how good that shit is

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Art Critique Tips

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BEAUTIFUL // //

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Google Search : "Art Critique Tips"

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Mr. Keenan on Municipal Politics

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FORD IS // OUR MAYOR // NOW DOG

Mr. Edward Keenan and Mr. Matt Elliot

Mr. Edward Keenan and Mr. Matt Elliot

Barker's Beauties

The Joker takes on Batman's "Ualuealuealeuale" fad.

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Batman 1989

El Chombo - Macarron Chacarron

He and Kage are horny... they're looking for some fruit.

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By touching me with your penis? // //

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Low Hanging Fruit by Tenacious D

Classical Teacher by Tenacious D

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In 2010, the star of Disney Channel's [i]Sonny With A Chance[/i], Demi Lovato, left the show (which continues now as [i]So Random![/i]) and entered into rehab for several issues. These were depression and several issues related to depression: an eating disorder, cutting herself and cocaine use. After she successfully made it through rehab, she resumed her music career. Her biggest hit since rehab has been the inspring and beautiful song "Skyscraper," an outstanding, moving song about overcoming obstacles to rise to the top from her album [i]Unbroken[/i]. Enjoy, and remember to buy from iTunes or Amazon.com!

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Demi Lovato "Skyscraper" Digital Single

Demi Lovato "Skyscraper" Digital Single

im beautiful and i know it(;

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hey im cole wuzzup // im buttiful // oki bie

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my pictures.

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Jack Johnson no1curr

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no1curr // //

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Deckard: [funny look]. [pause] What's this? Bryant: Nexus 6. Roy Batty. Incept date 2016. Combat model. Optimum self-sufficiency. Probably the leader. This is Zhora. She's trained for an off-world kick-murder squad. Talk about beauty and the beast, she's both. The fourth skin job is Pris. A basic pleasure model. The standard item for military clubs in the outer colonies. They were designed to copy human beings in every way except their emotions. The designers reckoned that after a few years they might develop their own emotional responses. You know, hate, love, fear, anger, envy. So they built in a fail-safe device. Deckard: Which is what? Bryant: Four year life span.

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Iron Man,The Hulk,Avengers Official Movie Site, last minute NEDM surprise site,oops, I just spoiled the site,don't read the keywords before watching please,hehehe :)

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Avengers Movie

Tiny Tim - "Having a Wonderful Time"

Many YTMNDers know who the "Gay Pimp" Jonny McGovern is. What you may not know is that Jonny has had a podcast since January 2006 called "Gay Pimpin' With Jonny McGovern." In addition to Jonny, it has had a cast of other entertaining characters such as lesbian comedian Julie Goldman, actress Brandy Howard, computer expert Martin Beauchamp ("Straighty/Straight Boy Martin"), and drag queen Linda James. One of the most enduring characters is drag queen ErickaToure Aviance, of the legendary House of Aviance. Often mentioned on the show has been her numerous sexual encounters, particularly with "straight" men, and her softer, gentler side, represented by her going "behind the waterfall," a place where all her favorite beautiful things such as unicorns are. The song "Behind the Waterfall" is based on her going "behind the waterfall" to escape the stresses of normal, everyday life, both in and out of drag. I like the song because we all need a place to escape sometimes. My "waterfall" tends to be conservatively-leaning political news, YouTube and YTMND. Enjoy the song, and please remember to buy it at your favorite online music retailer if you like it.

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WORK ERICKA! // //

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[i]Work Ericka[/i] by ErickaToure Aviance

[i]Work Ericka[/i] by ErickaToure Aviance

Inspired by NunicaMusicChannel, I've decided to start my own ThunderwingMusicChannel to post some of my favorite songs over the years. This one is by one of my favorite singers ever, Amber of "This Is Your Night" and "Sexual (Li Da Di)" fame. "I Don't Believe In Hate (Drip Drop) did not become a big dance club hit like the above two songs, and some of Amber's other singles, but longtime fans of Amber's, like myself, absolutely love it. Her voice is as beautiful as ever and it has a beautiful, powerful message about overcoming hate. This is the radio edit of my favorite mix of the song, the Pathos V2 mix produced by Amber's longtime producer Wolfram Dettki. Enjoy! And please enjoy the song here, but, if you like it, buy it from iTunes or Amazon.com. Independent artists like Amber deserve our support! And stealing music is WRONG. Plus, the song is at 64kbps, and I'm sure you'd rather have it at 256kbps to really enjoy it.

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I WOULD SOONER // DROWN THAN // RAIN ON YOU

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Single cover for [i]I Don't Believe in Hate[/i] (Drip Drop) by Amber.

[i]I Don't Believe in Hate (Drip Drop)[/i] Digital Single

My Dick Clark tribute. I loved Dick Clark. Don't even try me on my love of Dick. I loved Bandstand, pyramid, shit, a nigga even done loved the other half. Do you know what that means I sat through the fat ginger head from the partridge family who beats up trannie whores, ac slater, and the milk dud head dude who killed Kanye west's mom to get my daily dose of Dick. Now tell me that ain't love.

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Rockin' New Years Eve

A Kyle Jones original

Yes I can.

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proud // and // beautiful

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zeus

Women's freedom: We've come so far. Thanks Milton Bradley.

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We've Come So Far // (i am the princess) //

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Taken and edited by me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNAyEkilV9g&t=1m53s

heffer' mom virginia sings a sexy seductive song to seduce a lover.she has a beautiful voice

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vote 5 // // .

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Imagine the rare majestic beauty of a Snorlax in its natural environment. Here you will see a sight that is more scarce than big foot. The Snorlax, if ever caught , will always be very close to a bountiful food source/buffet. Another good tactic adopted by some Snorlax trackers is to scout out Computer Science buildings; as they are often breeding grounds for the pre-evolved snorlax.

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All photos were taken by me to prove the myth that snorlax's do exist!

All photos were taken by me to prove the myth that snorlax's do exist!

a snoring clip found on sounddogs.com to emulate the real life sounds of a snorlax.

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jack parow,zef,fre$

jack parow

jack parow

byellville

the joker loves to party and he parties hard.however,his idea of partying is killing people for fun.

jokerpartytime

// joker having fun //

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joker has lots of fun

The joker has lots of fun partying.a party to him means lots of killing

artist-glen miller song-king porter stomp

im bored i like making random things

beautifulcat

Woah man // thats amazing //

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beep

beep

Jack in The Box Jumbaco commercial

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Jack in The Box Jumbaco commercial.

Jack in The Box Jumbaco commercial.

Ned Flanders delightful milkshake

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VOTE 5

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VOTE 5

VOTE 5

LOL SPONGEBOB IS GAY!

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spongebob is gay

LOL ITS TRUE

PROOF, WATCH EPISODE!!!

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ajvck black loves math and thinks its cool.if jack black loves it,then you should too.

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What is your favorite kind of Asian girl? Your least favorite? Rank em in order! Discuss! Or simply drool all day, it doesn't matter in the end. :)

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google images: "vietnamese girls" "japanese girls" "chinese girls" "thai girls" korean girls" "filipina girls"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fYfdlKIon4

Benicio Del Toro's amazing performance in the movie 'The Pledge".

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iRape // iRape // iRape

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Youtube

Groovy kitty.

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the internet

the internet

beyond your beauty- college

The only acceptable toddler beauty pageant act.

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