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My limbs are weak and my heart is tired, A painful death I cannot deny. It comes so soon, I have no more breath, My time to die, I cannot defy. My last glimpse of life was quite unfair, I cannot find answer through my pain. My sight is blurred as I lay there, I feel the chill of death, again and again. The pain was great, deep and profound, My memories and dreams lost in dying. The numbness of my soul, no sound, My life slipping away, I'm still trying. Please take away all this misery, Hold me tight and be true. These are my last dying wishes, Before I pass through the dark blue.

creepyisfun

creepy

Google - jumpscare gif

Google - creepy eye gif

https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/search/white-noise/

:O

niggastolemyxmas

// YOUR BIKE! //

n*gg* stole my bike, n*gg*, stole, christmas, jingle bells, remix

by me

remix by me

so if you love me, stir my upvotes, okay?

kff

sopranos,the sopranos,christopher moltisanti,heroin,drugs,armand van helden,hbo

sopranos s04

armand van helden

When you lie Kiss your baby bye bye bye If you're true The whole wide world will laugh with you When we see Nothing's wrong with you and me The time will tell It might even bring a wedding bell If you think that I'm a loser Well you suck 'Cause you know I ain't nothin' But a user of your love I can't get enough Girl, it's true The whole wide world is smilin' with you Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Sometimes I know Sometimes I'm on the go But I'm comin' back So don't give me no flack, yeah It's all you And it's me too It"s your world You's the girl, you's the girl Happier than shit Things that might go click with me Click with you Is that love? is that love? oh Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Watch the little daisies grow, little daisies grow Now just push th' little daisies and make em come up Watch them grow, watch them grow As I push the little daisies and make 'em come up Make 'em come up Make 'em come up Make 'em come up, say Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up Push th' little daisies and make em come up

daseys

Watch them grow // //

Ween

Push Th' LIl Dasies

G-Rated Meatspin

Elmospin

YOU GOT ELMO SPINED BITCH // //

meatspin

Tender

You Spin Me

Wayback Machine

artmndcomingsoon

Me baby, me.

uncited

infinite pikmin run

ipodpikmin

pikmin

Caesars Palace - Jerk It Out

Moonspin

sailorspin

Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon Super S

Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Right Round

Why on fucking earth is ytmnd still around lololol you don't visit ytmnd anymore, you didn't view this ytmnd, you're actually just dead or something. I'll gaslight you into believing that you aren't on ytmnd dot com right now, just give me Maxs flu mold and I'll be dead too ( :

max-is-a-flu

Max banned me in 2020 when I made a joke in his news post because he is a butthurt salty flu

It makes no conceivable fucking sense that ytmnd exists in 2023

No joke I actually made this remix lol

He's in trouble now!

stumacher

scream,matthew lillard,stu,ghostface,billy,sidney,phone,stu macher,gale,dewey,dead meat,loreen,should,win,melodifestivalen,next,weekend,or,else,i,will,cry,rivers

Scream (1996)

Scream (1996)

Wikimedia Commons

winme-shutdown

Microsoft,Windows Me

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c0/Microsoft_Windows_Millenium_Edition_Logo.svg/800px-Microsoft_Windows_Millenium_Edition_Logo.svg.png

Windows Me Shutdown

Wikimedia Commons

winme-startup

Microsoft,Windows Me

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c0/Microsoft_Windows_Millenium_Edition_Logo.svg/800px-Microsoft_Windows_Millenium_Edition_Logo.svg.png

Windows Me Startup

a stupid but funny idea I had.

einsteinfalco

Hey Einstein // I'm On Your Side! //

starfox,einstein

starfox

You just got ASTLEY'D!

astleyd

YOU // JUST GOT // ASTLEY'D

ptkfgs,rick roll,Rick Astley,pwned,plz kill me

PTKFGS

Rick Astley - Together Forever

Rick Astley - Together Forever

its now WHM

MoonManBHM

mcdonalds ad on VHS

Floppa but he's technicolor process 2-3 in the 1920s

Technivewy

technicolor,floppa

floppa

1920s jazz

They like me

EmbryoWallace

Embryo Wallace,Embryo ,Wallace,They like me,Where do they come from?

Where do they come from?

Where do they come from?

Where do they come from?

Greetings. My name is Jebuiz y’har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD.

jebuiz

GREETINGS // MY NAME IS // JEBUIZ Y'HAR

greetings,jebuiz,y'har,jebuiz y'har

Commissioner Pravin Lal aka Jebuiz Y'har

The year 49,170 AD

Welcome to the Dew Army, space cadet.

imaraygun

Me // //

raygun,dew

Call of Duty raygun prop

Kelly Clarkson - "Already Gone"

It's alright to tell me What you think about me I won't try to argue Or hold it against you I know that you're leaving You must have your reasons The season is calling Your pictures are falling down The steps that I retrace The sad look on your face The timing and structure Did you hear he fucked her? A day late, a buck short I'm writing the report On losing and failing When I move, I'm flailing now And it's happened once again I'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And I've been here for too long To face this on my own Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up And maybe I'll see you At a movie sneak preview You'll show up and walk by On the arm of that guy And I'll smile and you'll wave We'll pretend it's okay This charade, it won't last When he's gone, I won't come back And it'll happen once again You'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And you've been here for too long To face this on your own Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up

GODFUCKINGDAMM

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT // THERES A TAPE WORM IN MY ASS // END ME PLEASE

blink 182 ,earrape

dammit music video by blink 182

dammit music video by blink 182

dammit by blink 182

YO EVERYBODOY FOLLOW ME ON TWITER

pilleater2023

// // twitter.com/realpilleater

pilleater,cattankz,undergrads

PILLEATER 2023

PILLEATER 2023

Trying to bait people, they thought this was NSFW...

itsfakehuh

THEY THOUGHT IT WAS NSFW1!1!1!11 // //

clickbait,fake,nsfw bait,nsfw

Some Random Image Of a cat...

AMEN BREAK AND EDITED BY ME

I LIKE BALLS

FARTBOOTY

BABIES // ARE UNDER ATTACK BY // ME!!!!!!

FART DOODY

FAMILY GUY

no animal abuse just board

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

funny,gaming,mario,dogs,cute

yawn

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the Sidson.city™, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite WEBSITES. you should totally come on down to Sidson.city™'s many boards, it’s got ZERO HARDCOREPORN TOLERANCE and everything, we can crack open a thread on /sid/ or three and get crazy watching some SHONEN on /cape/! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Sidchat- listen here, right, it’s a CHATROOM where us SIDTY DWELLERS who do ADULTING can go SHITPOST. BUT!!!! it’s also an IMAGEBOARD like when we were kids, so we can use TRIPCODES, without twitterdrones or Discord Schizos bothering us. speaking of which the Jannies and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting SIDTY+ tomorrow at the SIDSON CITY TERMINAL, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this city and pop open another thread!!!

yourethesidsonnowcity

SIDSON.CITY.COM // IT'S WILL MAKE YOUR WILDEST // SIDSONS COME TRUE TRUST ME DAWG

sidson,vinluv,vath,sidsoncity

sidson.city

sidson.city

sidson.city

i had this idea about obama saying you're the man now dog

ytmndobama

YOU'RE // THE MAN // NOW DOG

talk obama to me website

K, KK Wind in my face, I'm capping peels At the end I'm saving my race, only then can I chill But till then, don't ever try to stagnate the magnate When it's racial holy war, never make the Mac wait I just add weight to the madness till the blacks break In a holy drag race where fags get the gas face In the first place, Whites got no motherfucking business coming in last place Our birth traits tell us just to go We're more advanced than our earthmates I came into the game on a ad break and I'm late night like a really bad date The protagonist, and I narrate in text-to-hate-speech, it's pretty rad So let's go If we don't work then they won't die Time keeps running like a river, it's so fly In the mind of a nigger killer there's no lie Can't stop gunning 'cause I'm cooking them pork pies, go Russell Brand he trying to do me like Joe Pyne The show's so bovine, it's towing the foe's line I keep a crowd terrified bringing the pro fight I'm verified White Pride World Wide and no more kikes Yo, go, you know the cancellers don't like My cancer ate your culture, now the cannons is blown wide Please, you ain't fucking with no amateur troll guy We Whites are known for more than just making the scores high, go Yo, over the top of the coal pile I got every nigger mean mugging me the whole while But nah, I won't stop, won't drop, won't retire I am my own supplier, selling arms to the buyer The torch to the liar, the dorms are on fire The kikey cremator, each morn I set the pyre They requested my YT, I replied "but why?" Tell me that I been wiped clean, they ain't even lied Go through like a White king, the terrors of the tribe The motorcar's alive, it grins homicide Testing the Moon will begin a genocide No matter which corner of the globe you reside Now vote 5, like and subscribe When it comes to the job getting done, what am I? The god of the racial war, praise the Lord If anybody disagree with me then raise your sword I'm Agent Orange, poisonous and racist poems And the fire keeps raging on Listen to me I won't Don't stop, nope, I don't quit Yo, I don't stop, yo, I don't quit KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KK! KK

koolkangkanye

moon man,danger mouse,black thought

Photo taken during entry to atmosphere (Jan. 14, 2022).

"Let's Go" by Moon Man (parody of "No Gold Teeth" by Danger Mouse & Black Thought)

a dumb joke i meant to make a decade ago

sheas

SHEAS THE ONE FOR ME // // SHEAS ALL I REALLY NEED

butt

pump

I took this picture and I thought it was cool enough to post here :)

airplanephoto

airplane

owl city - air traffic

hahah

jqa9999

john // quincy // adams

john,quincy,adams,america,president,6th

biography.com

Dr Phil M&M

soundjay.com