?come on shake your body baby |
khug |
(1.50) |
518 |
2014-05-04 |
description:
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat
Everbody gather round now
Let your body feel the heat
Dont you worry if you cant dance;
Let the music move your feet
Its the rhythm of the island, and like the sugar cane so sweet
If you want to do the conga, youve got to listen to the beat
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat
Feel the fire of desire, as you dance the night away
cause tonight were gonna party, til we see the break of day
Better get yourself together, and hold on to what youve got
Once the music hits your system, theres no way your gonna stop
(repeat 3xs) come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you cant control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Dont you fight it til you tried it, do that conga beat
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
domain:
comeonshakeyourbodybaby
site text:
Come on shake your body baby // do the conga I know you // cant control yourself any longer
fg image origin:
dunno lol
sound origin:
Youtubed the gloriast of estefans
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?congratulatios of the mess you made of things |
ismellpussy |
(2.00) |
229 |
2014-05-03 |
description:
l
domain:
eftghwhfewufhws
fg image origin:
AKING A KN OTHERAS THE BABY SCRIFE AND SHOVING IT INSIDE THE EYE OF A SMELLY NIGG. THEN I STICK MY DICK INSIDE THE EYE SOCKET AND THRUST UNTIL I CUM, LETTING MY SEMEN MIX WITH BLOOD. I SHIT INSIDE AND LAUGH ER BABY.
bg image origin:
I LOVE TOF THEEAMS. FUN!
sound origin:
I CAN SEE THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF ONE EYE AND THE TEARS OUT
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?got shrunk down |
Krangar18 |
(3.85) |
4,571 |
2014-04-22 |
description:
when the doctor visits the set of "honey we shrunk ourselves" on his "tour de 1997" he gets more than he bargained for! turns out the shrink ray was almost real! the doctor thought something suspicious was going on so he hid behind a plant until nightfall and then went to do some snooping around. he heard someone tinkering around in the backstage area it was rick morantis! he was pouring into the prop shrink ray some kind of clear blue liquid he was startled. who the hell are you he demanded. oh me well i'm the doctor he said all sly and shit. what are you doing with there? this is just ordinary window cleaner said rick. BULLSHIT i know depropifying fluid when i see it. you're gonna make that shrink ray REAL. WHY??? So I can shrink my humungous penis down to a normal size, said rink. I'm starting to get typecast. But your huge penis saves the planet in about 200 years, said the doctor. Once you finally except your penis for WHO YOU ARE you begin to make plastic molds of it around the world. then when the aliens come to destroy they can see all the giant dildos from OUTER SPACE and return home to figure out how to fight them. but they never make it home because they forgot to fuel up when they had the chance. rick says ok so why don't i just shrink my cock and then make huge dildos anyway? It doesn't work like that screamed the doctor! it's only in the honor of a LEGEND that they will wield their dildos so ferociously. so anyway they go back and fourth like this for a while but eventually he agrees not to shrink the dink. However he does notice a tiny piece of coconut on his upper lip and screams YOU STOLE MY MOUNDS BAR and turns the shrink ray on him and then pretends to go on a tour of the wheaties factory and drops him in a box marked "WHEATIES" iTHINK he explains all this to the guy having breakfast and they sort the whole thing out.
domain:
rpg
keywords:
so that stapler from office space actually belonged to milton right and lumburg just thought it was a company stapler for some reason?
fg image origin:
doctor who - robots of death
sound origin:
mario rpg
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?mfw i see someone use mfw |
zilbot |
(3.80) |
1,606 |
2014-04-21 |
description:
mfw is a really stupid acronym. Also, I worked really hard on this and it looks really pretty.
domain:
mfwmfw
keywords:
mfw,trippy,glitch,eyeblink,augenblick,eyes,hair buns,buns,woman,women,possibly boys,mfwmfw
fg image origin:
I altered a blip from a music video
bg image origin:
Same deal as the foreground, but even more so
sound origin:
Ochre - Self Assembly
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?PHARMACY TRUCK |
redrocket |
(1.80) |
829 |
2014-04-15 |
description:
I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me!
Have ya seen how expensive everything is now?
And the politics!
They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister!
And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop.
Bah
I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something.
And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first.
You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein.
I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya.
Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off.
And good luck getting your death permit on time!
It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though
Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast
No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver.
He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes.
That driver... he's going places!
domain:
futurepharmacy
site text:
We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver
keywords:
future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots
fg image origin:
High iso camera snap
sound origin:
Mister softee
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?HADDAWAVE |
Imakeafunny |
(1.50) |
472 |
2014-04-14 |
description:
I like seeing the part where he gets hurt.
domain:
Boathurtme
keywords:
haddaway,what is love,don't hurt me,boat,speedboat,accident,crash
fg image origin:
internet,
sound origin:
your internet.
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?STUFFISEETMND: Kingdom Come |
Fluk3 |
(1.33) |
225 |
2014-04-10 |
description:
STUFFISEETMND: Kingdom Come
domain:
STUFFISEETMNDKingdomCome
fg image origin:
Stuff I see
sound origin:
300
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?What I think of when I see the new FSU mascot |
Jangus |
(1.00) |
913 |
2014-04-06 |
description:
FSU mascot looks like he's singing a 4 Non Blondes song.
domain:
oohohheyayaya
keywords:
Seminoles, ,FSU,Four non blondes,Heman
fg image origin:
foxsports.com
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjjlkItRXpE
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?eric dollard and moon man go down the road for a ... |
ldrancer |
(2.00) |
1,074 |
2014-03-27 |
description:
eric dollard is this guy who says in space yuo can't see the sun. and the sun is hollow. he picks up moon man in his car and they go riding down the road.
i editted this site in the middle of the night so if you are 1 of the 5 people who seen it before, i changed it from go for a ride, to this what it is, now. after i said it out loud in my mind, again.
domain:
ericdollardmoonman
keywords:
moon man,eric dollard
fg image origin:
something
sound origin:
what
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?see gucci thats my motherfuckinn nigga |
ismellpussy |
(2.00) |
444 |
2014-03-24 |
description:
sxi
domain:
rgtyuj
fg image origin:
ññññññññññññññññññññññ
bg image origin:
ñññññññññññññññññññññ
sound origin:
ññññññññññññññññññññ
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?(nsfw) TournamenTMND 5 - Round 3 |
JoanOfArc |
(3.18) |
1,349 |
2014-03-20 |
description:
I hope all of you have really big monitors, otherwise you can see the full bracket at www.christianmingle.com. The theme is "Lord of the Cock Rings, featuring Dildo Shaggins" and the deadline is this Sunday.
domain:
tournamentmnd5-round3
site text:
Round 3...GO! // //
fg image origin:
the bracket
sound origin:
the alan pearsons project
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?Tanzen König |
nasteey |
(1.00) |
296 |
2014-03-19 |
description:
Nothing to see here
domain:
janadancingking
fg image origin:
This is a picture of Phreak dancing and the head of my friend.
sound origin:
Song title is Zapp & Roger - More Bounce To The Ounce
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?TournamenTMND 5 - Round 2 |
TournamenTMND |
(4.58) |
2,005 |
2014-03-17 |
description:
I hope you all have really big monitors, otherwise you can see the full bracket at www.challonge.com/TournamenTMND5. The theme is "opera" and the deadline is this Sunday.
domain:
tournamentmnd5-round2
site text:
Round 2...GO! // //
keywords:
T5
fg image origin:
the bracket
sound origin:
the alan parsons project
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?All I hear when I see the gif |
XoXFaby |
(1.50) |
817 |
2014-03-13 |
description:
You know you heard it too.
domain:
KITTCOMET
fg image origin:
CCP
sound origin:
YT
|
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?BULL |
Mirikay |
(1.00) |
348 |
2014-03-07 |
description:
THE BULL ART WORK
domain:
THEBULL
site text:
THE // ALL SEEING // BULL
keywords:
THE BULL,ART
fg image origin:
SWAG
bg image origin:
SWAGGIE
sound origin:
God
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?Praying mantis stares into your soul... (superior ver... |
woman |
(2.60) |
866 |
2014-03-03 |
description:
I know using any music other than Moonlight Sonata is breaking the rules of this fad, but I really wanted to see a mantis put to this music.
domain:
hymn
keywords:
mantis,Psycho Mantis
fg image origin:
YTMND
sound origin:
MGS1 - Mantis' Hymn
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?CANANA OVERTAKES THE UNISTED STATE... |
houseofcards |
(3.76) |
1,480 |
2014-02-19 |
description:
omgod did you see the part of the olmypec games where canadian overshot the boobsled ride at 88MPH RIGHT PAST THE UNINTED STATES CHAMPTION! What a game. waht a story. i was truly impressed
domain:
canadaunitedstates
keywords:
canada,,olympics,united states,bobsled,winter,games,keywords for the sake of keywords,obama,bxone
fg image origin:
the olympics games
bg image origin:
the olympics games
sound origin:
the olypics cames
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?X-Men 8 Bit |
mikhul-felps |
(3.78) |
496 |
2014-02-18 |
description:
Credit to MrBulbamike on Youtube for sound.
domain:
x8
keywords:
snikt
fg image origin:
http://imgur.com/a/4u3eA#3
sound origin:
X-Men 8 Bit Theme on Youtube (See Description)
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?My Mom's computer is FUCKED! |
beatingadeadhorseoff |
(1.67) |
872 |
2014-02-09 |
description:
I got on my mom's pc only to see this. And while I'm here how bout some gold ol
domain:
malwaree
keywords:
virus,trojan,malware
fg image origin:
me!
sound origin:
titanium-gecko
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?THE| DOG| OF| ZA |
cHeMpChEmP |
(3.91) |
1,925 |
2014-02-06 |
description:
the dog of | ZA
domain:
HPDarkness
keywords:
pizza dog
fg image origin:
pizza dog ALL ME
sound origin:
HPDarkness's pizza site (see ytmnd.com front)
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?Evil Always Triumphs Because Good Is Dumb! |
takethecann0lis |
(2.00) |
1,089 |
2014-02-05 |
description:
So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
domain:
evil-triumphs
site text:
EVIL WILL ALWAYS TRIUMPH... // BECAUSE GOOD IS DUMB!! //
keywords:
Spaceballs,Evil,Dark Helmet,,Lonestar,Rick Moranis,Mel Brooks,80's,Lone Star,Schwartz
fg image origin:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Spaceballs
sound origin:
http://wavcentral.com/movies/spcballs2.html
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?(nsfw) Let Me See Your Hips Swing |
MasterChef614 |
(3.43) |
6,426 |
2014-02-05 |
description:
Get sexy, kids.
domain:
HipsSwing
keywords:
Cats,Hip Hop
fg image origin:
http://i.imgur.com/gIXG7Sv.jpg
sound origin:
"Swing" by Savage off his debut solo album [i][/i]Moonshine
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?YOU Weren't There. You don't KNO... |
hujackus |
(3.76) |
3,333 |
2014-02-04 |
description:
Does this make any sense? I wasn't there. So I guess I don't know!
Ken Ham explains why we don't know.
domain:
you-werent-there-you-dont-know
site text:
see thats historical science // //
keywords:
Ken Ham,You weren't There,You don't Know!,rocks,radioactive,creationism,debate
fg image origin:
http://www.answersingenesis.org/
asteroid-2011MD-mi_1335572a.jpg
bg image origin:
https://www.detoxicproducts.com/GUIImages/AnimChernobyl_520x316.gif
sound origin:
Bill Nye vs Ken Ham
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?TRUTHTMND: 9/11 TRUTHER INTERRUPTS SU... |
woman |
(2.83) |
863 |
2014-02-03 |
description:
DO YOU SEE THIS, ZERO!? WE ARE VICTORIOUS!
domain:
truthers
keywords:
9/11,Truth
fg image origin:
Chuck Norris
bg image origin:
MGS3: Subsistence
sound origin:
MGS2 - Father & Son
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?Philip Seymour Hoffman is dead! |
BigX |
(2.75) |
1,530 |
2014-02-03 |
description:
You knew it was coming when you saw the headlines.
domain:
ripneckbeard
site text:
Lando // Doesn't // Care
keywords:
lando,lando is not,phillip seymour hoffman,hoffman,is dead,lando: 100 hollywood: 0
fg image origin:
The cabin lights were turned very low, just bright enough for him to make out Leia's enchanting form. It was impossible to tell whether or not she was still wearing the towel. "About time," she purred, her voice making him shudder. She handed him a drink, which he downed in one swallow.
"Ah," Lando hissed, throwing the glass over his shoulder. "Goes down easy." The lights came back up, revealing to Lando that the towel was indeed gone. She took a seat in a plush lounger and crossed her legs. Lando tried not to stare, smiling politely at her attempted humor while wondering whether or not they were the longest he had ever seen. He didn't try hard enough, tearing his eyes from her inverted triangle of lustrous red-gold pubic hair to find her studying him. "Oh look," Leia said, flicking her left breast and giggling. "Jiggly."
sound origin:
They charged into the cockpit: Lando's tongue buried in Leia's mouth, her legs wrapped around his waist. He slammed her down on the command console, pinning her there while he undid his pants. "Wait," he said, looking through the viewport. "They'll see us." "They won't," Leia groaned impatiently. "I'm pretty sure they can see us. Look, that one's waving!" "So let 'em watch." She kissed him hard, all tongue. "Give it to me! Kriff me like one of your Twi'lek whores!" Lando wasn't about to deny her anything, pulling his cock free and guiding it between her strong thighs. "Wait," she said, still just barely able to control herself. "I feel so guilty about this, now that Han is dead." Lando simply sneered as he penetrated, then proclaimed "Lando is not!"
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?Liquid Ocelot has MIND BULLETS! |
Ebb1993 |
(2.00) |
496 |
2014-01-27 |
description:
Thought this was a good idea after seeing the Volta River cutscene in MGS4 when Liquid simply used his fingers to shoot at helicopters and soldiers.
domain:
liquidmindbullets
keywords:
Metal Gear,Metal Gear Solid,MGS4,MGS,Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots,Tenacious D,Wonderboy,Mind Bullets
fg image origin:
Metal Gear Solid 4
sound origin:
Tenacious D
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?Darth Kan'u |
Ebb1993 |
(1.00) |
395 |
2014-01-25 |
description:
Seeing her like this in episode 8 of Ikki Tousen: Dragon Destiny made me think she almost turned to the dark side.
domain:
darthkanu
keywords:
Battle Vixens,Ikki Tousen,Ikkitousen
fg image origin:
Ikki Tousen: Dragon Destiny
sound origin:
Star Wars Imperial March theme
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?Sauron's Drug trip |
ZenasDW |
(3.36) |
1,825 |
2014-01-12 |
description:
When the eye of Mordor sees in itself, trippy things take place
domain:
yodawgsauron
fg image origin:
The hobbit: The desolation of Smaug.
sound origin:
Stunt Race FX "Thin Glow" OCRemix (By Analoq)
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?Just testing some things |
willford55543 |
(1.00) |
221 |
2014-01-12 |
description:
Just trying out some things to see how it works
domain:
patrickhongisafag
site text:
SWEG ALL DAY // PATRICK IS A RAP GOD // TOO HARD
fg image origin:
http://www.thefeministwire.com/content/2011/02/kanye-west-monster.jpg
bg image origin:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/51571b7791fbabc42dc19036004bcc19/tumblr_mtya91l7eB1s8ouhxo2_250.gif
sound origin:
http://mp3skull.com/mp3/2chainz.html
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?Greatest Moments in MGS Vol. 2 |
woman |
(2.29) |
995 |
2014-01-09 |
description:
Snake wakes up after having been kicked by Metal Gear RAY, only to see it wreaking havoc inside the tanker.
domain:
m4
site text:
OTACON, // WE HAVE // A PROBLEM
keywords:
MGS2,Tanker,RAY,Snake
fg image origin:
MGS2
sound origin:
MGS2
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