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AKING A KN OTHERAS THE BABY SCRIFE AND SHOVING IT INSIDE THE EYE OF A SMELLY NIGG. THEN I STICK MY DICK INSIDE THE EYE SOCKET AND THRUST UNTIL I CUM, LETTING MY SEMEN MIX WITH BLOOD. I SHIT INSIDE AND LAUGH ER BABY.

I LOVE TOF THEEAMS. FUN!

I CAN SEE THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF ONE EYE AND THE TEARS OUT

when the doctor visits the set of "honey we shrunk ourselves" on his "tour de 1997" he gets more than he bargained for! turns out the shrink ray was almost real! the doctor thought something suspicious was going on so he hid behind a plant until nightfall and then went to do some snooping around. he heard someone tinkering around in the backstage area it was rick morantis! he was pouring into the prop shrink ray some kind of clear blue liquid he was startled. who the hell are you he demanded. oh me well i'm the doctor he said all sly and shit. what are you doing with there? this is just ordinary window cleaner said rick. BULLSHIT i know depropifying fluid when i see it. you're gonna make that shrink ray REAL. WHY??? So I can shrink my humungous penis down to a normal size, said rink. I'm starting to get typecast. But your huge penis saves the planet in about 200 years, said the doctor. Once you finally except your penis for WHO YOU ARE you begin to make plastic molds of it around the world. then when the aliens come to destroy they can see all the giant dildos from OUTER SPACE and return home to figure out how to fight them. but they never make it home because they forgot to fuel up when they had the chance. rick says ok so why don't i just shrink my cock and then make huge dildos anyway? It doesn't work like that screamed the doctor! it's only in the honor of a LEGEND that they will wield their dildos so ferociously. so anyway they go back and fourth like this for a while but eventually he agrees not to shrink the dink. However he does notice a tiny piece of coconut on his upper lip and screams YOU STOLE MY MOUNDS BAR and turns the shrink ray on him and then pretends to go on a tour of the wheaties factory and drops him in a box marked "WHEATIES" iTHINK he explains all this to the guy having breakfast and they sort the whole thing out.

rpg

so that stapler from office space actually belonged to milton right and lumburg just thought it was a company stapler for some reason?

doctor who - robots of death

mario rpg

mfw is a really stupid acronym. Also, I worked really hard on this and it looks really pretty.

mfwmfw

mfw,trippy,glitch,eyeblink,augenblick,eyes,hair buns,buns,woman,women,possibly boys,mfwmfw

I altered a blip from a music video

Same deal as the foreground, but even more so

Ochre - Self Assembly

I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me! Have ya seen how expensive everything is now? And the politics! They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister! And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop. Bah I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something. And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first. You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein. I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya. Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off. And good luck getting your death permit on time! It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver. He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes. That driver... he's going places!

futurepharmacy

We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver

future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots

High iso camera snap

Mister softee

I like seeing the part where he gets hurt.

Boathurtme

haddaway,what is love,don't hurt me,boat,speedboat,accident,crash

internet,

your internet.

STUFFISEETMND: Kingdom Come

STUFFISEETMNDKingdomCome

Stuff I see

300

FSU mascot looks like he's singing a 4 Non Blondes song.

oohohheyayaya

Seminoles, ,FSU,Four non blondes,Heman

foxsports.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjjlkItRXpE

eric dollard is this guy who says in space yuo can't see the sun. and the sun is hollow. he picks up moon man in his car and they go riding down the road. i editted this site in the middle of the night so if you are 1 of the 5 people who seen it before, i changed it from go for a ride, to this what it is, now. after i said it out loud in my mind, again.

ericdollardmoonman

moon man,eric dollard

something

what

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I hope all of you have really big monitors, otherwise you can see the full bracket at www.christianmingle.com. The theme is "Lord of the Cock Rings, featuring Dildo Shaggins" and the deadline is this Sunday.

tournamentmnd5-round3

Round 3...GO! // //

the bracket

the alan pearsons project

Nothing to see here

janadancingking

This is a picture of Phreak dancing and the head of my friend.

Song title is Zapp & Roger - More Bounce To The Ounce

I hope you all have really big monitors, otherwise you can see the full bracket at www.challonge.com/TournamenTMND5. The theme is "opera" and the deadline is this Sunday.

tournamentmnd5-round2

Round 2...GO! // //

T5

the bracket

the alan parsons project

You know you heard it too.

KITTCOMET

CCP

YT

THE BULL ART WORK

THEBULL

THE // ALL SEEING // BULL

THE BULL,ART

SWAG

SWAGGIE

God

I know using any music other than Moonlight Sonata is breaking the rules of this fad, but I really wanted to see a mantis put to this music.

hymn

mantis,Psycho Mantis

YTMND

MGS1 - Mantis' Hymn

omgod did you see the part of the olmypec games where canadian overshot the boobsled ride at 88MPH RIGHT PAST THE UNINTED STATES CHAMPTION! What a game. waht a story. i was truly impressed

canadaunitedstates

canada,,olympics,united states,bobsled,winter,games,keywords for the sake of keywords,obama,bxone

the olympics games

the olympics games

the olypics cames

Credit to MrBulbamike on Youtube for sound.

x8

snikt

http://imgur.com/a/4u3eA#3

X-Men 8 Bit Theme on Youtube (See Description)

I got on my mom's pc only to see this. And while I'm here how bout some gold ol

malwaree

virus,trojan,malware

me!

titanium-gecko

the dog of | ZA

HPDarkness

pizza dog

pizza dog ALL ME

HPDarkness's pizza site (see ytmnd.com front)

So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

evil-triumphs

EVIL WILL ALWAYS TRIUMPH... // BECAUSE GOOD IS DUMB!! //

Spaceballs,Evil,Dark Helmet,,Lonestar,Rick Moranis,Mel Brooks,80's,Lone Star,Schwartz

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Spaceballs

http://wavcentral.com/movies/spcballs2.html

Get sexy, kids.

HipsSwing

Cats,Hip Hop

http://i.imgur.com/gIXG7Sv.jpg

"Swing" by Savage off his debut solo album [i][/i]Moonshine

Does this make any sense? I wasn't there. So I guess I don't know! Ken Ham explains why we don't know.

you-werent-there-you-dont-know

see thats historical science // //

Ken Ham,You weren't There,You don't Know!,rocks,radioactive,creationism,debate

http://www.answersingenesis.org/ asteroid-2011MD-mi_1335572a.jpg

https://www.detoxicproducts.com/GUIImages/AnimChernobyl_520x316.gif

Bill Nye vs Ken Ham

DO YOU SEE THIS, ZERO!? WE ARE VICTORIOUS!

truthers

9/11,Truth

Chuck Norris

MGS3: Subsistence

MGS2 - Father & Son

You knew it was coming when you saw the headlines.

ripneckbeard

Lando // Doesn't // Care

lando,lando is not,phillip seymour hoffman,hoffman,is dead,lando: 100 hollywood: 0

The cabin lights were turned very low, just bright enough for him to make out Leia's enchanting form. It was impossible to tell whether or not she was still wearing the towel. "About time," she purred, her voice making him shudder. She handed him a drink, which he downed in one swallow.

"Ah," Lando hissed, throwing the glass over his shoulder. "Goes down easy." The lights came back up, revealing to Lando that the towel was indeed gone. She took a seat in a plush lounger and crossed her legs. Lando tried not to stare, smiling politely at her attempted humor while wondering whether or not they were the longest he had ever seen. He didn't try hard enough, tearing his eyes from her inverted triangle of lustrous red-gold pubic hair to find her studying him. "Oh look," Leia said, flicking her left breast and giggling. "Jiggly."

They charged into the cockpit: Lando's tongue buried in Leia's mouth, her legs wrapped around his waist. He slammed her down on the command console, pinning her there while he undid his pants. "Wait," he said, looking through the viewport. "They'll see us." "They won't," Leia groaned impatiently. "I'm pretty sure they can see us. Look, that one's waving!" "So let 'em watch." She kissed him hard, all tongue. "Give it to me! Kriff me like one of your Twi'lek whores!" Lando wasn't about to deny her anything, pulling his cock free and guiding it between her strong thighs. "Wait," she said, still just barely able to control herself. "I feel so guilty about this, now that Han is dead." Lando simply sneered as he penetrated, then proclaimed "Lando is not!"

Thought this was a good idea after seeing the Volta River cutscene in MGS4 when Liquid simply used his fingers to shoot at helicopters and soldiers.

liquidmindbullets

Metal Gear,Metal Gear Solid,MGS4,MGS,Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots,Tenacious D,Wonderboy,Mind Bullets

Metal Gear Solid 4

Tenacious D

Seeing her like this in episode 8 of Ikki Tousen: Dragon Destiny made me think she almost turned to the dark side.

darthkanu

Battle Vixens,Ikki Tousen,Ikkitousen

Ikki Tousen: Dragon Destiny

Star Wars Imperial March theme

When the eye of Mordor sees in itself, trippy things take place

yodawgsauron

The hobbit: The desolation of Smaug.

Stunt Race FX "Thin Glow" OCRemix (By Analoq)

Just trying out some things to see how it works

patrickhongisafag

SWEG ALL DAY // PATRICK IS A RAP GOD // TOO HARD

http://www.thefeministwire.com/content/2011/02/kanye-west-monster.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/51571b7791fbabc42dc19036004bcc19/tumblr_mtya91l7eB1s8ouhxo2_250.gif

http://mp3skull.com/mp3/2chainz.html

Snake wakes up after having been kicked by Metal Gear RAY, only to see it wreaking havoc inside the tanker.

m4

OTACON, // WE HAVE // A PROBLEM

MGS2,Tanker,RAY,Snake

MGS2

MGS2

There's one thing I still have to do. I have to see this age off... See what the future brings.

in5seconds

http://muller.lbl.gov/travel_photos/AfricaWildlifeFolder/LionsMating-edited2.mp4

MGS4 - Everything Ends