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Acid ink spray it melts your flesh My galactic armor protects my dark hide My uranium beak makes hydrogen explosions My eyes only see in the 4th dimension of destruction Mt mantle is 100,000,000,000,000" high My electric feeding tentacles shoot millions of volts My molten magma breath makes quick work of your blades The power of my suction cups that of a black hole

battlesquidbiography

My mantle is 100,000 // ,000,000,000 // inches high

enormous battle squid,battle squid,cthulu,glactic squid

http://blue-eyed-girl-23.deviantart.com/

Ryan Porter, Dan Sito, Adam Goodwin

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga

NiggaNiggaNiggaNiggaNiggaNiggaNigga

100 // Percent // Nigga

nigga,funny,racist,black,lol,chicken,the funniest shit you'll ever see black people love to eat watermelons and chicken and shit yum

http://www.spaceweave.com/gallery3/index.php/lollin/People-Misc/lol-blackest-ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpkBtWlkOAo

Facebook poking is making a comeback

pokeback

poke,facebook,comeback

I Googled "Facebook poke" and this is what I got

See above

I spliced a selection of LL Cool J's classic "Mama Said Knock You Out"

>You're fapping >Sees this >One hand on mouse, one hand on..you know >Wut do

ohhshitson

Oh Shit // Son! //

windows,laptop,pokemon

Windows Laptop

Pokemon Red and Blue

Hello

hahafabricelol

Why baby in blender // So you can // see expression

personal

personal

personal

idiot

DUMBLESLEYGRIME

YOU SUCK // // SEE YA

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Uncle Phil sees Aliens.

unclephilaliens

Independence Day film and pics of Uncle Phil.

Independence Day film.

Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Independence Day

Ghetto kids see snake and start twerkin. Shamelessly stolen from a post on reddit that would work better as a ytmnd. www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1ej6cx/kids_find_snake/ca0xco5

kidstwerk

kids,twerk,snake,ghetto

Someone posted a gifsound on reddit. Gif seems to have come from tumblr. www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1ej6cx/kids_find_snake/ca0xco5

"Sandstorm" -Darude

What happens when you try to see how this website works

SNC1

Ninja,Black people,Samuel

http://sharpwriter.deviantart.com/art/Stephen-Colbert-atop-an-eagle-189413801

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M

See site

AlternateTimelineKhan

Khan,Star Trek,Into darkness,kirk,spock,rape

Star Trek: Into Darkness

Star Trek: Into Darkness

Star Trek: Into Darkness

[i]"whip it out"[/i] -fag

whenindoubt

cronus

ms paint style choices in fl studio

see above lol

APPARENTLY YTMND ISN'T SHUTTING DOWN IN TWO DAYS BUT BY THE TIME I GOT AROUND TO HEAR ABOUT IT I HAD ALREADY PREPPED AND MADE THIS SITE SO HERE YA GO HURRR

oopsapparentlyytmndisntgoingtodieintwodaysbutialreadymadethis

spooky tree and farmer in bathrobe

Swans = Happiest band in the world all u need is love gimme a big ole hug jus b urself

What Are The Effects of LSD?

GodWasATaco

alice in wonderland,cartoon,vintage

Got that from some Miscellaneous Website.. Probably deep Web.

They see me Thugging they Hating

Monopoly By Danny Brown

he's single

tristanissingle

he is single // //

here u see tristan he is hot

here u see tristan he is single

here u see tristan this is his theme song

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wereofftoseethecosby

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Thinking that you're the man now dog might be gone soon, (hope it's just a long April fool's joke), makes me want to see all the sites I possibly can. There are literally thousands of amazing sites. I wonder how many sites it really has. I want YTMND to be around forever!

goodnighttheendgoodbye

THE END // // ? ?

end,hunter s thompson

tumblr_lpsuiei9Vi1qhqqnho1_400

Audacity

Sometimes your barista corrects you when you mispronounce words. By sometimes, I mean everyday.

meanbarista

// ASIAGO // NOT ASIAGA

mean barista,leviosa,asiago,asiaga

I Googled "Barista" and came up with this image.

(See above)

I took the clip where Hermione is mean to Ron from YouTube. Then I converted the video to a sound. Then I spliced the sound for my needs.

PBC, Esq.: Requiem.

PBCESQthefirst

Plimpton Bollingsworth // Chestershire, Esq. // Is Not.

Plimpton,Cherstershire,Esq.,UK,Wanker,Boil,Mash,Stick in stew

Web

Pubic Romaine

Excuse me girl I know it's a bit embarrassing but I just noticed some tan lines On your shirt See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9, Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time. That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice, Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high

JonParmesan says it could be worse

sodumbitrocks

so,dumb,it,rocks

I went to see a man about a horse and this is what i came back with.

can't stop the rock

Nothing hurts worse than seeing your girl get pounded by 4 wild foxes. Unless you're her. (God I wish this site was never removed :( )

a-forgy

jumping,fox,snow,funny key word,sghawkeye,ytmnd is 9 years old..... dayyyyyyyyyummmmmmm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP15zlyra3c

Stephane Grapelli - As time goes by

3rd part of assignment for class. The Free-For-All portion. There is a cow, who is seeing his future in front of him. Poor thing.

thatsmybrotherthereomg

OH NO // // I AM NEXT

cow,hamburger,psycho,killer

Image is of a cow. Seen in a clip relating to a documentary I believe.

The Background is a burger likely from burger king.

The very distinguishable music of the famous shower scene in Psycho!

music video time look blind or deaf or dumb. pffffffff

movievideonin

nine inch nails,sin,music video,music video time,trent reznor,nin

pics

didnt this shit used to be illegal? well, as long as noone sees.

YTMND shuts down, and Sega wins (secretly run by Skeletor).

skeletor-rules-sega

YTMND Dies - Evil Wins! // //

Sega,Sonic,YTMND shuts down,Skeletor,This YTMND makes no sense, Really - it's no good,Nothing to see here,Move along,This isn't the site you're looking for,What's the point?

Logo and Sonic

He-Man

He-Man

Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees and begged You not to leave Because I'd go berserk? Well! You left me anyhow and then The days got worse and worse And now you see I've gone Completely out of my mind. And They're coming to take me away, Ha-ha They're coming to take me away, Ho-ho Hee-hee-haa-haa To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those Nice young men in their clean white coats and They're coming to take me away, ha-ha! You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed, when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid. Right? You know you laughed I heard you laugh You laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left but Now you know I'm utterly mad And They're coming to take me away, ha-ha, They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee hee, haa haa To the happy home With trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket-weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, ha-hahaha... I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, And this is how you pay me back for All my kind, unselfish, loving deeds, Hah? Well you just wait, they'll find you yet And when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangey mutt! And They're coming to take me away, Ha-ha They're coming to take me away, Ho-ho Hee-hee-haa-haa To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those Nice young men in their clean white coats and They're coming to take me away, ha-ha! To the happy home With trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket-weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, ha-hahaha... To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see.....

funny-farm

funny farm,dr demento,they're coming to take me away,funnyfarm

me, you and everyone you know.

titties.

Dr Demento - Funny Farm

"to my dearest mum" I know at times things have been hard,but mum u represent!! & anytime i spend round u is always time well spent. I know it aint been easy & at time's there has been grief!! sometime's your HARD as nails!! but your squishy underneath!!..;) i'm writing you this poem here for everyone to see, that my mum is the b#ll@cks & means everything to me..

ilymom

mom

rfgvdsv

uyisdrv

galaxydreaming

I will see this through

spaghetti63

spaghetti,the little engine that could

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peesauce, darrel, et al. aren't making sites anymore so i decided to pick up the slack w/r/t jokes at black people's expense.

safdd

semi-annual ytmnd,see you on 4/20 when I make my last site of the year maybe

good

good

good

Why'd you do it, man? You think this is about us? About our interpretation of you? You think this is about your feelings, your emotions? About your place in society? Shit. This is your life. You're throwing it away. 30, 40 years. You ain't gonna see your grandchildren graduate highschool, nigga. Ain't that some shit? Ain't it? You can lie your fat ass through any argument, but you'll hardly be winning when you're 6 feet wide and 6 feet under.

fattiesgonnafat

you're // killing // yourselves

no

stop

Mountain Dew Testing Drinkswith Aaron HighFashion Hirsch Making Nameswith Aaron HighFashion Hirsch

leeanthonyhirsch

yes

fififufu

fufufifi

holololo

idek what i just did (P.S. do you see the gift in suho's pants)

imtrying

suho // the // daZZLING MAN

IM DYGIN,suho,exo,what,ok

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SHES DAZZZZZZLIN