?Dude YTMND boring now |
Nickelodeon |
(1.57) |
1,153 |
2018-10-04 |
description:
.
domain:
boresville
site text:
TIME FOR SOME AKSION // //
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sound origin:
Redman - Time For Some Aksion
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?Wilford Brimley Not Guaranteed |
rextocopula |
(2.50) |
937 |
2018-09-28 |
description:
Time For Another Safety Not Guaranteed
domain:
WilfordNotGuaranteed
keywords:
Safety Not Guaranteed,Mullet Man,Time Travel,Wilford Brimley,You're the man now dog,ytmnd,push it to the limit,commercial,1912,infomercial,audacity,remix
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Online Create A .gif
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Safety Not Guaranteed
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Audacity
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?Colonel Sanders Never Changes Facial Expression... |
rextocopula |
(2.50) |
759 |
2018-09-18 |
description:
Colonel Sanders Never Changes Facial Expressions, Sean Connery, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Jesus, Vladmir Putin, KGB, Anime, + many more
domain:
colonelsandersneverchanges
keywords:
kfc meme,kfc,colonel sanders,colonel sanders meme,colonel sanders never changes facial expressions,never changes facial expressions,donald trump,hillary clintton,jesus,Vladmir Putin,KGB,all time ytmnd,classic ytmnd,florida,orlando,chicken,fried chicken,AI No Corrida,Quincey Jones
fg image origin:
lunapic free photo editor + online gif generator
sound origin:
Valerie Steve Winwood + South Park Colonel Sanders Quote
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?Face Soap |
rextocopula |
(3.87) |
1,995 |
2018-09-02 |
description:
90s computer ytmnd Wilford Brimley Dr Evil Gene Wilder Wonka Rosen Michael Dr Weird Face Soap Spaghetti dinner i wonder whats for twilight zone chocolate cake buzz look an alien x-files get to the chopper lite brite mothmonsterman zip it goldmember zip-it oh what a night September 1963
domain:
facesoap
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dr evil,internet,90s,1990s,old skool,dr weird,lite brite,get to the chopper,zip it,goldmember,chocolate cake,michael rosen wilford brimley,mothmonsterman,athf,cartoon network,adult swim,ytmnd,sean connery your the man now dog,wonka,face soap,facial,spaghetti,dinner,twilight zone
fg image origin:
I made it using various images strung together in a .gif http://gifmaker.org/
sound origin:
Strung together in Audacity
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?Rocket Josh |
jimmyshackleton |
(2.50) |
506 |
2018-08-27 |
description:
I think it's going to be a long long time...
domain:
rocketjosh
keywords:
rocket man,josh,lol
fg image origin:
Shopped
sound origin:
Rocket Man - Elton John
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?Baby having a wonderful time |
form |
(3.25) |
553 |
2018-08-24 |
description:
Baby is havin a wondeful time yo
domain:
kimpa
site text:
Living in the sunlight // Loving in the moonlight // Having a wonderful time
fg image origin:
Picture taken by myself
sound origin:
from ytmnd.com asset 356962
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?Patrick Stump × Gimmick! |
parrothead1983 |
(4.00) |
345 |
2018-08-22 |
description:
Sounds fitting.
domain:
PSSunsoft
keywords:
Patrick Stump,Gimmick!,SUNSOFT
fg image origin:
Amino Apps
sound origin:
ROM Cassette Disc in SUNSOFT Remix (DISC 2)
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?well its a great time |
justtryingtomakefrie |
(3.00) |
693 |
2018-08-07 |
description:
finally made it here
domain:
justcrush
fg image origin:
kinda just happened : o
bg image origin:
None. N/A
sound origin:
had a good time
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?Tacos aren't Money |
rextocopula |
(4.00) |
637 |
2018-08-07 |
description:
[b]now[/b] with2,000,000,000,000 times
[i[more[/i] tacos [u]59c[/u]
domain:
tacosarentmoney
fg image origin:
giphy
bg image origin:
giphy
sound origin:
1980 taco bell commercial
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?Tinkuru Sutaa Supuraitsu |
Faltru |
(3.75) |
768 |
2018-08-03 |
description:
Twinkle Star Sprites is a 1996 competitive scrolling shooter arcade game originally created by ADK. It was ADK's last production for the Neo-Geo platform. The gameplay, which can be characterized as a combination of a fixed shooter and a versus puzzle game, uses combinations of shots, as well as timed power-ups to attempt to damage the opponent. These attacks also serve as counters to the opponent's attack.
domain:
TwinkleStarSprites
fg image origin:
https://youtu.be/lr-Cr999fy0
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https://youtu.be/JtlUZlnWQQs
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?Moon Man Sends Demi Lovato A Telepathic Messa... |
tenantennae |
(3.93) |
1,316 |
2018-07-28 |
description:
Transcript: "Hey Demi, Moon Man here. I am reaching out to you because I just heard about your overdose and saw your face on the news for the first time. As soon as you are better, I want to lube up your chin dimple and ream it with my moon cock until I ejaculate all over your face. Get well soon."
domain:
moonmansendsdemilovatoatelepathicmessageontheastralplane
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moon man,demi lovato
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.
sound origin:
.
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?(nsfw) partyy mouse makes you eat plastic |
letsago |
(4.00) |
837 |
2018-07-16 |
description:
Partyy mouse makes you eat plastic
domain:
plasticmouse
keywords:
partyy mouse plastic eat
fg image origin:
Partyy time
sound origin:
artist-master p
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?My 600 lb Life OST |
The-Pikirbjo |
(3.45) |
1,828 |
2018-07-04 |
description:
AUGH YEAH FOLKS
domain:
my600lblifeost
site text:
AUGH YEAH FOLKS // //
keywords:
fatman,My 600 lb Life
fg image origin:
HI FOLKS FATMAN HERE AGAIN AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY I'M REALLY RETIRED FOR REAL NOW FOLKS BYE NOW!
bg image origin:
HI FOLKS FATMAN HERE AGAIN AND I'M EATING 10 POUNDS OF MCDONALDS HAMBURGERS WHILE TAKING A BATH IN TRUE 720P HD NOW FOLKS AUGH YEAH!
sound origin:
AUGH FUCKIN BITCHASS YEAH FOLKS FATMAN HERE AGAIN AND ITS TIME TO SING YANKEE DOODLE NOW FOLKS LETS GO BABY WOOHOO!
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?I think it's gonna be a long time |
tonytonka |
(2.86) |
1,343 |
2018-07-01 |
description:
Well, i have a feeling it's gonna be a long time before this update finnishes. '-.-
domain:
eltonwindows
keywords:
Windows,Windows 10,Elton John,Updating,Slow,Rocket Man,Updates,Microsoft
fg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
Elton John - Rocket Man
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?You're Getting Sworn In To Testify At Your ... |
tenantennae |
(2.50) |
801 |
2018-06-30 |
description:
.
domain:
beingswornintotestifyatyourownmurdertrial
site text:
"SO HELP YOU GOD", // IT'S A BAD TIME TO QUOTE // EXODUS GODS AND KINGS !!!
keywords:
exodus gods and kings,ramses
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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?Your boss jokingly asks DO I LOOK LIKE A FAGG... |
tenantennae |
(2.60) |
880 |
2018-06-24 |
description:
.
domain:
badtimetoquoteexodusgodsandkings
site text:
BAD TIME TO QUOTE EXODUS GODS // AND KINGS //
keywords:
bad times to quote,exodus gods and kings
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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?(nsfw) Hulk Steamer's® Original Intent&tr... |
officialunofficial |
(2.60) |
1,207 |
2018-06-23 |
description:
Hulk Steamer's® Original Intent™ shows the site that was intended but it didn't happen due to not getting loops right at the time.
domain:
HulkSteamersOriginalIntent
keywords:
Hulk Steamer's® Original Intent™
fg image origin:
Hulk Steamer's® Original Intent™
sound origin:
Hulk Steamer's® Original Intent™
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?GOOD TIMES™ |
Nickelodeon |
(1.00) |
391 |
2018-06-21 |
description:
.
domain:
floreda
fg image origin:
Family Guy
sound origin:
Family Guy
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?(nsfw) ITLTIWIHAP |
Nickelodeon |
(1.00) |
541 |
2018-06-20 |
description:
.
domain:
dickman
site text:
IT'S TIMES LIKE THIS // I WISH I HAD A PENIS //
fg image origin:
Duckman
sound origin:
Duckman
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?Bad Times To Quote Exodus: Gods And Kings |
tenantennae |
(2.33) |
400 |
2018-06-19 |
description:
You get pulled over for going 90 in a 45. The cop says he'll let you off with a warning...Bad time : /
domain:
badtimestoquoteexodusgodsandkings
site text:
*see description // //
keywords:
exodus
fg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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?My New Sites Wont Load |
tenantennae |
(1.89) |
520 |
2018-06-15 |
description:
Told ya.
domain:
charlesbronsonvisitsytmnd
keywords:
death wish 3,smells wonderful,elephant feces
fg image origin:
.
bg image origin:
.
sound origin:
.
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?Ride the Lightning \m/ |
risknc |
(1.00) |
725 |
2018-06-14 |
description:
What once was is now dead and gone. In memory of the good ol days.
domain:
Hyperlooptwo
fg image origin:
Adventure time
sound origin:
Simon and Garfunkel.
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?Lando is pansexual |
AwesomeBob |
(4.60) |
2,085 |
2018-06-01 |
description:
Han: "I heard about you. I was wondering if it’s true."
Lando: "Everything you’ve heard about me is true."
domain:
lanpan
site text:
SPOCK // IS // NOT
fg image origin:
The Czar of Pon Farr
sound origin:
One Way
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?I play let the good times roll on guitar |
letsago |
(2.00) |
891 |
2018-06-01 |
description:
I play along to the jazz song let the good times roll on guitar by Louis jordan
domain:
godtimes
keywords:
good times roll jazz guitar louis jordan heffer's mom
fg image origin:
Guitar
sound origin:
Let good times roll with me on electric guitar
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?We've updated our privacy policy |
jimmyshackleton |
(2.00) |
1,246 |
2018-05-31 |
description:
YTMND.COM Privacy Policy
What This Privacy Policy Covers
This privacy policy pertains to the use of the YTMND web site at http://www.ytmnd.com/
This privacy policy covers how YTMND treats personal information that YTMND collects and receives. Personal information is information about you that is personally identifiable like your name, address, email address, or phone number.
Children under 13 are not permitted to use the YTMND service, and so this privacy policy makes no provision for children's use of the site.
Information Collection and How it is used
General Information
YTMND collects personal information when you register with YTMND to use YTMND services or to post content.
When you register we ask for your email address and certain optional information such as your name, birth date, birth place, gender, biographical information, ICQ/AIM/Yahoo/MSN user name, and personal interests.
Depending on your level of desired service, we may ask for your billing address, phone number, and credit card information.
YTMND automatically receives and records information on our server logs from your browser, including your IP address, cookie, and the page you request.
YTMND uses information for the following general purposes: products and services provision, billing, identification and authentication, services improvement, contact, research, and anonymous reporting.
IP Addresses
IP Addresses are automatically reported by your browser each time you view a web page. Your IP address is stored in our user registration databases when you register with YTMND, as well as each time you log in and each time you upload digital content.
IP addresses may be used for various purposes, including:
To diagnose or service technology problems reported by our users or engineers that are associated with the IP addresses controlled by a specific web company or ISP.
To tailor advertising based on geographic area or other information derived from your IP address. Aggregate information derived from IP addresses may also be reported to advertisers.
To estimate the total number of users visiting YTMND from specific geographical regions.
To make sure that people are not voting for themselves or friends during contests or promotions.
To ban you and everyone on your ISP for being a twerp.
Cookies
A cookie is a small amount of data, which often includes an anonymous unique identifier, that is sent to your browser from a web site's computers and stored on your computer's hard drive.
You can configure your browser to accept all cookies, reject all cookies, or notify you when a cookie is set.
If you reject all cookies, you will not be able to use YTMND products or services that require you to "sign in," and you may not be able to take full advantage of the YTMND service.
YTMND uses its own cookies for a number of purposes, including to:
o Access your information when you "sign in".
o Keep track of preferences you specify while you are using YTMND's services.
o Display the most appropriate advertising banners, based on your interests and activity on YTMND.
o Estimate and report our total audience size and traffic.
o Conduct research to improve YTMND's content and services.
YTMND lets other companies (such as Google) [that show advertisements on some of our pages] set and access their cookies on your computer. Other entities' use of their cookies is subject to their own privacy policies, not this one. Advertisers or other entities do not have access to YTMND's cookies.
Information Sharing and Disclosure
When you post a message, your YTMND ID or alias that you are posting under is visible to other users unless otherwise specified.
If you post personal information online that is accessible to the public, you may receive unsolicited messages from other parties in return.
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privacypolicy
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ytmnd,privacy policy,gdpr,eu
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privacy
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policy
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?(nsfw) partyy mouse makes you drink toilet water |
letsago |
(3.00) |
465 |
2018-05-18 |
description:
partyy mouse makes you drink toilet water
domain:
partyywater
keywords:
partyy mouse toilet water drink gangsta
fg image origin:
party mouse time
sound origin:
artist-ahmad
song-back in the days
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?Draw Moon Man Day 18 (its still before 12 midnight ... |
ldrancer |
(3.00) |
1,067 |
2018-05-16 |
description:
fucking 11:30 california time on draw moon man day 18 I remembered its draw moon man day. Draw moon man. get rid of suzanne spam, moon man is the man.
domain:
dmm18
keywords:
moon man,draw moon man day,dmmd
fg image origin:
moon man draw 18
sound origin:
cure love cats extended vinyl
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?Oil steady near multi-year highs as U.S. drilling rises |
jimmyshackleton |
(1.00) |
1,018 |
2018-05-14 |
description:
LONDON (Reuters) - Oil prices steadied below 3-1/2 year highs on Monday as resistance emerged in Europe and Asia to U.S. sanctions against major crude exporter Iran, while rising U.S. drilling pointed to higher North American production.
Brent crude LCOc1 was up 15 cents at $77.27 a barrel by 1130 GMT. U.S. light crude oil was up 5 cents at $70.75.
Both oil futures contracts hit their highest since November 2014 last week at $78 and $71.89 a barrel respectively as markets anticipated a sharp fall in Iranian crude supply once U.S. sanctions bite later this year.
It is unclear how hard U.S. sanctions will hit Iran’s oil industry. A lot will depend on how other major oil consumers respond to Washington’s action against Tehran, which will take effect in November.
China, France, Russia, Britain, Germany and Iran all remain in the nuclear accord that placed controls on Iran’s nuclear programme and led to a relaxation of economic sanctions against Iran and companies doing business there.
Some oil analysts have said they expect Iranian crude exports to fall by as little as 200,000 barrels per day (bpd), while others put the figure closer to 1 million bpd.
Michael Wittner, analyst at Societe Generale, forecasts U.S. sanctions will remove 400,000-500,000 bpd of Iranian crude from the global oil market.
“In 2012 the reduction in Iranian crude production and exports was around 1 million bpd,” Wittner said. “This time around, we expect much less of an impact.”
Greg McKenna, chief market strategist at futures brokerage AxiTrader, says it is still “far from certain” that sanctions “will bite in the way intended”.
“Germany has said it will protect its companies from U.S. sanctions, Iran has said French oil giant Total (TOTF.PA) has yet to pull out of its fields and all the while it seems the Chinese are ready to fill the void created by the U.S.”
The surge in oil prices comes at a time of tight supply amid record Asian demand and voluntary output restraint by the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries and non-OPEC producers including Russia.
On Monday, however, markets were held in check by news of a rise in U.S. drilling for new oil production.
U.S. drillers added 10 oil rigs in the week to May 11, bringing the total to 844, the highest level since March 2015, energy services firm Baker Hughes said on Friday.
“Soaring U.S. shale output will continue to put a cap on prices,” said Hussein Sayed, chief market strategist at futures brokerage FXTM.
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oilsteady
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news,oil,US,drilling
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news
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news
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?SpaceX launches new rocket primed for future cre... |
jimmyshackleton |
(4.00) |
1,304 |
2018-05-13 |
description:
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (Reuters) - An updated version of the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket, tailored for eventual crewed missions for NASA, made its debut launch on Friday from Florida’s Cape Canaveral carrying a communications satellite for Bangladesh into orbit.
The newly minted Block-5 edition of the Falcon 9 - equipped with about 100 upgrades for greater power, safety and reusability than its Block-4 predecessor - lifted off at 4:14 p.m. EDT (2014 GMT) from the Kennedy Space Center.
Minutes later, the rocket’s main-stage booster flew itself back to Earth to achieve a safe return landing on an unmanned platform vessel floating in the Pacific Ocean.
The recoverable Block-5 booster is designed to be reused at least 10 times with minimal refurbishment between flights, allowing more frequent launches at lower cost - a key to the SpaceX business model.
Enhanced rocket reusability also is a core tenet of SpaceX owner and billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk’s broader objectives of making space travel commonplace and ultimately sending humans to Mars.
SpaceX has safely return-landed 24 of its boosters and reflown 11 of them.
Friday’s flight marked the ninth SpaceX launch so far this year, compared to five orbital-class missions the company had logged at the same point in 2017, according to Musk.
It came a day after the original launch countdown was halted one minute before blastoff time due to a technical problem detected by the rocket’s onboard computers. Friday’s second attempt by SpaceX, formally known as Space Exploration Technologies, appeared to have gone off without a hitch.
The rocket’s payload, the Bangladeshi government’s first communications satellite, Bangabandhu-1, was placed into Earth orbit at 4:47 p.m. EDT, just 33 minutes after launch, according to SpaceX.
The achievement was hailed by Bangladesh Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina in a livestream appearance from her country’s capital, Dhaka.
“Today is a very delightful and glorious day for our motherland, Bangladesh, and Bangalee nation,” she said. “With launching of Bangabandhu Satellite-1, we are hoisting our national flag in the space.”
The Block-5 also marks another milestone for Musk’s California-based company. It is expected to be the first SpaceX vehicle to satisfy NASA’s standards for its Commercial Crew Program to carry agency astronauts to the International Space Station. NASA requires seven successful flights before the new rocket receives final certification for a manned mission.
Besides missions to the space station, the new rocket will be used to launch U.S. Air Force global positioning satellites and other high-value, military and national security payloads.
Block-5 marks the final version of the Falcon 9 lineup before SpaceX introduces its super heavy-lift launch vehicle, dubbed the Big Falcon Rocket, or BFR, which will be designed to send manned missions to Mars.
SpaceX is one of two private companies hired by NASA to ferry astronaut crews to the space station. The other is Boeing Co.
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spacex
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news,space x,nasa,space,elon musk
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news
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news
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?Actually, YTMND's Moderation Is Wonderfu... |
tenantennae |
(4.20) |
1,153 |
2018-05-12 |
description:
.
domain:
ytmndmoderation
keywords:
ytmnd,moderation,connery,indiana,henry,jones
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