?YTMND humor game on the iPad |
themusiqueguru |
(2.33) |
1,353 |
2012-08-30 |
description:
What's up YTMND? I'm a proud '06er, and I'm working on an iPad game called Redacted. It's an intelligent yet low-brow crossbreed of Apples to Apples and Madlibs.
Players take turns holding the iPad and submitting answers to the round's judge. The judge picks the answer that he likes best, and a new round starts.
You can find more information on the Facebook page: goo.gl/qkEiz Please like the page and you'll find out more about the app as it nears completion in September.
If you have ideas for cards, feel free to post them here. I've already written over 1000 answers, and 400 questions, but I'd love to see what others can brainstorm. The app will allow users to write their own cards, so plan ahead!
domain:
redacted
keywords:
apples to apples,ytmnd,racist,homophobic,sexist,classist,humor,funny,cards against humanity
fg image origin:
Wikipedia, TVTropes.org, my mind
bg image origin:
Wikipedia, TVTropes.org, my mind
sound origin:
Nova - Four Tet & Burial
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?Michael McZandig |
Dasyati |
(4.48) |
7,560 |
2012-08-28 |
description:
wat
domain:
shinesweetjeeeeezus
keywords:
zandig is not a ytmnd fad,that's why you're confused right now,watch botchamania
fg image origin:
see related + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ7_5MMboo4
sound origin:
Christopher Cross - Ride Like The Wind
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?I wanna see you on the floor |
bukabu |
(3.00) |
1,207 |
2012-08-24 |
description:
a sequence of photos by Jan Von Holleben of a woman doing yoga with impossibly balanced (and presumably heavy) boxes on her back
domain:
iwannaseeyouonthefloor
site text:
i wanna // see you // on the floor
keywords:
jan von holleben,jump short bad sneakers annex trax,yoga,floor,boxes
fg image origin:
http://www.janvonholleben.com/?page_id=4497
sound origin:
Jump (Short Bad Sneakers Edit) Featuring Nicco From the Album Annex Trax Volume #5
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?I wanna see ur PIKA KA KA |
coolguydelux |
(1.00) |
393 |
2012-08-19 |
description:
DONT BE A BEOTCH, SHOW ME UR PIKA
domain:
PIKAKAKA
site text:
PIKA KA KA // //
fg image origin:
INTERNET
bg image origin:
INTERNET
sound origin:
INTERNET
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?who's the leader of the ninja turtles? |
jacktherack |
(2.75) |
1,204 |
2012-08-14 |
description:
cryme tyme answers this difficult question
domain:
leaderofthegroup
site text:
make up the team with // one other fellow... //
keywords:
Tmnt,teenage mutant ninja turtles,ninja,turtle
fg image origin:
turtle power single Kryme Tyme ninja turtles movie soundtrack (1990)
bg image origin:
question mark on google images
sound origin:
(see foreground)
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?This site is unviewable |
woman |
(3.38) |
1,625 |
2012-08-13 |
description:
It doesn't matter how I describe this site, since you can't view it, anyway.
domain:
baxton
site text:
// JK //
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
You can't see it
sound origin:
You can't hear it
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?why old users made ytmnd bad before |
pilleater |
(3.40) |
1,724 |
2012-08-11 |
description:
actual user thinking process
domain:
olduser
keywords:
pilleater
fg image origin:
"I come back to this site every once in a while, just to see if it is still funny. I have yet to be disappointed."
-March 2009
bg image origin:
http://ytmnd.com/sites/933560/profile
voted nothing as offense to earthbound
sound origin:
2:00:02 AM CST
On on the site ?Why Israel Had To Act
http://ytmnd.com/sites/896347/profile
[1 reply]
Israel does what other countries are afraid to do, act accordingly and f*ck up anyone who messes with them. we here in america have lost our touch, after the taliban refused to hand over osama, we should have spent the next few minutes bombing a major city, and for every day that osama was not turned over, another city would be reduced to rubble. The people would be screaming for Osama to die, for osama to be turned in, anything to stop the wrath of the U.S. You teach people to fear retaliation.
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?Welcome to Olympic Freestyle Celebrating |
eatcrayons |
(4.63) |
20,181 |
2012-08-11 |
description:
Let me guess. "That doesn't look so hard," right? I wanna see you try an Upward Double Arm Thrust and not pull something.
domain:
freestylecelebrating
keywords:
olympics,london 2012,fail
fg image origin:
my edits of some S Korean guy breaking his elbow weightlifting during the Olympics
bg image origin:
hi-def image of the 2012 gold medal
sound origin:
Kool and The Gang - Celebration
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?GTFO, SantabotAI |
jimmm |
(4.29) |
5,953 |
2012-08-07 |
description:
It's good to see max passionate about something, even if it's just his hatred for SantabotAI.
domain:
foefight
keywords:
wewgas
fg image origin:
mcroix + headpastes
sound origin:
Dax Grohlberg
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?Pentagon and CIA Sued for Killing American Citize... |
Thunderwing |
(2.33) |
1,371 |
2012-08-05 |
description:
The ACLU is suing the Pentagon and CIA for using drones to kill U.S. citizens in the phony "War on Terror." "War for Pipelines" is more like it: see http://pipelines.curry.com and http://426.nashownotes.com (the No Agenda Podcast Pipeline Report, the most important episode [b]EVER[/b]). The article is originally from Wired Magazine's Website.
domain:
dronelawsuit
keywords:
win lose or drone,wired,pentagon,cia,drones,no agenda,pipelines,new world order,aclu,lawsuit
fg image origin:
Wired Magazine Website
sound origin:
No Agenda Podcast
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?A Five Year Plan |
Converged |
(2.20) |
1,386 |
2012-08-03 |
description:
Honeydrone Crunch??? i see passed your illuminaughty filth
domain:
fiveyearplan
keywords:
bees immuminaughty ,drone,honey,dark knight,tiki
fg image origin:
paul blart
sound origin:
zeek the plumber
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?Nick Cage On A Flaming Unicorn |
xwrn |
(2.43) |
1,101 |
2012-08-01 |
description:
Want to see Nick Cage's character from Raising Arizona riding a flaming unicorn in space? Okay!
(Art by obviouslycloe.com)
domain:
raisingunicorn
keywords:
unicorn,,flaming,nick cage,raising arizona
fg image origin:
obviouslycloe.com
sound origin:
Raising Arizona Theme by Carter Burwell - Way Out There
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?The Unfunny Truth About TheAmazingAtheist |
woman |
(3.19) |
2,284 |
2012-07-27 |
description:
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! (From now on, I am not using "LOL!" because Internet slang is destroying the English language!)
domain:
unnatural
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
You'll see
bg image origin:
TheAmazingAtheist from YouTube
sound origin:
Same
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?Alfred sees an old friend |
Khaaaaaaaaaan |
(3.94) |
6,487 |
2012-07-24 |
description:
Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.
domain:
alfred
fg image origin:
The Dark Knight Rises
sound origin:
The Dark Knight
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?K(extra)LARGE |
bobsaggot |
(1.00) |
633 |
2012-07-20 |
description:
You will never un-see...
domain:
klarge
fg image origin:
K(extra)LARGE aka Krusty the Clown
sound origin:
Hamster Dance
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?(nsfw) Don't bolt |
derefed |
(1.00) |
1,076 |
2012-07-17 |
description:
A one in a trillion guy. Please don't bolt (run away). All of the pictures are absolutely real, of a real guy. He has actually looked like all of these things at one point.
He raised his kids well. That is, they like to run away. When seen together in public, he will often tell them not to "bolt", since they tend to do that.
domain:
dontbolt
site text:
// // don't bolt
fg image origin:
No foreground for this one.
bg image origin:
Composite of several pictures of the same guy. He's quite unique, as you can see.
sound origin:
Mind Your Manners - Chiddy Bang
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?(nsfw) Leo and Potter in Love |
megeaton |
(3.00) |
1,105 |
2012-07-15 |
description:
Oh, just wait and see.
domain:
LeoPotterinLove
keywords:
Leonardo DiCaprio,Daniel Radcliffe,Harry Potter,Strut
fg image origin:
From Facebook
sound origin:
From Sims, Shopping Spree
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?A Charlie Brown Christmas |
LiteralKa |
(1.50) |
754 |
2012-06-26 |
description:
Christmas time is here, /
happiness and cheer, /
fun for all that children /
call their favorite time of year. /
Snowflakes in the air, /
carols everywhere, /
olden times and ancient rhymes /
and love and dreams to share. /
Sleigh bells in the air; /
beauty every where; /
yuletide by the fireside /
and joyful memories there. /
Christmas time is here; /
we'll be drawing near; /
oh that we could always see /
such spirit through the year, /
such spirit through the year.
domain:
merrychristmascharliebrown
site text:
MERRY // CHRISTMAS // CHARLIE BROWN
keywords:
charlie brown,christmas,xmas,peanuts,charles schulz,A Charlie Brown Christmas,snoopy,Lucy van Pelt,Linus van Pelt
fg image origin:
Christmas.jpg
sound origin:
A Charlie Brown Christmas.
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?Michael Jordan watches 23 different channels on s... |
prairiedogeric10 |
(3.28) |
1,873 |
2012-06-23 |
description:
LOL, IT'S ALMOST A DAY LATE
domain:
EmmaWatson
keywords:
michael jordan
fg image origin:
SEE CREDITS AT THE END LOL
sound origin:
SEE CREDITS AT THE END LOL
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?I cant even see the floor from down here |
TinBeast |
(1.75) |
354 |
2012-06-21 |
description:
desk rip sean
domain:
FBSMP
site text:
>FUCKIGN YEAH // >FUCKIGN // >GN
fg image origin:
yes
bg image origin:
yes
sound origin:
yes
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?rick roll |
Mansquito |
(3.72) |
6,909 |
2012-06-20 |
description:
Candice Bergen and Matt Pinfield are crime fighting terrorist negotiators who met at TGIFriday's on ladies night. "I'll have a coors light, and a long island ice tea for the lady" "I'm sorry sir, but ladies are allowed one free drink, and she had a rum and shasta already" "Damnit I've been negotiating with terrorists all day. Give me a long island ice tea now!" "Is this how you practice negotiating? By acting like an insane bitch and already drunk at- wait, you're a terrorist nogiator?" "Why yes. And it's really stressfull. That's why I'm trying to get that long island ice tea. Let me tell you something, I've been-" "Let me stop you right here. Do you use a megaphone?" "Of course I do jack-ass. Terrorist are always hanging out of 12th story windows with a knife to someone's throat. They don't toss us walkie-talkies, if that's what you're thinking. Now where's that long island ice tea?" Well you see, I host a really long and boring show on MTV called 200 minutes, something or other, and most of my viewers only stay tuned because they fall asleep and can't change the channel. If I can use your megaphone on my show, I can wake them up, and they'll change the channel to animaniacs or something, and then I can lose my job and we can fight crime together. I love you Candice." "Sounds good. But wait, can I still convince people that a lifetime in jail is better than quenching their thirst for vengence, and sacrificing their lives to achieve eternal bliss in heaven?" "Fine, we'll be crime fighters/terrorist negotiators, ok?" "Ok great. If I could just get that drink, we'll be on our way." "The bartender said you can't have it because you already drank the shasta." "Well I'm not paying 6 dollars for a shitty long island ice tea!!!" "I got an idea. We'll split it. I'll chip in 3 dollars and you can just owe me." "Sounds good. BARTENDE- wait a minute! OWE you?! LOLOL Let's arrest this guy for orderly conduct!"
domain:
swordplay
keywords:
extremely loud public bowel movements
fg image origin:
Horatio Sanz
sound origin:
Whore-Ratio Sands
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?Max reaction when he sees Moon Man all over YT... |
TheWindows2000Guy |
(3.07) |
734 |
2012-06-12 |
description:
The title says it all
domain:
maxvsmoonman
keywords:
Max,Moon Man,YTMND
fg image origin:
The Amazing World of Gumball
sound origin:
http://moonmankillinniggers.ytmnd.com/
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?DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT THING? |
Sairi |
(3.14) |
710 |
2012-06-05 |
description:
Idk. I'm sorry mom.
domain:
supermegaultrabad
keywords:
Snap,Uno,Mom,Bad,GOAT,kungfu
fg image origin:
Tumblr.
bg image origin:
Tumblr.
sound origin:
http://www.boogiejack.com/sound_effects.html
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?Tribulation to Annihilation |
ezek-1 |
(1.00) |
1,261 |
2012-06-05 |
description:
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
Better repent while you still can because if I see you in Hell,I am going to kick your ass.
domain:
paulscall
keywords:
god,jesus,devil,2012,armageddon,apocalypse,end of the world,soul
fg image origin:
Constantine
bg image origin:
Paul Robertson
sound origin:
Freestyle Fellowship/Mikah 9-7th Seal
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?my first test page (don't holla) |
Waycest |
(1.00) |
387 |
2012-06-04 |
description:
lol
domain:
peniswentz
site text:
I SEE // UR // PENIS
fg image origin:
internet
sound origin:
internet
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?Coptercat Sees All |
Messierhunter |
(3.50) |
1,186 |
2012-06-04 |
description:
No one escapes his watchful gaze
domain:
catcopter
keywords:
coptercat hovercat dead flying animals
fg image origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HnwhGgsgXc
bg image origin:
Airwolf logo + edits
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTb_5oPqCys
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?(nsfw) partyy mouse chills with her cousin moesha |
letsago |
(2.44) |
1,972 |
2012-06-02 |
description:
partyy mouse pays her cousin moesha mouse a visit and they have a gangsta party.
domain:
partyyafro
keywords:
partyy mouse afro gangsta pimp master p,devil and daniel mouse,moesha
fg image origin:
partyy mouse goes and sees her cousin in the projects moesha mouse.
bg image origin:
partyy mouse spending some time with her cousin
sound origin:
artist-dogg pound
song-what would you do.
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?Moon Man Bed |
TheWindows2000Guy |
(2.95) |
1,250 |
2012-05-29 |
description:
I'm remaking sites for the up and coming category with Moon Man to see if they will get up there
domain:
moonmanbed
keywords:
Moon Man,Ed,ed edd and eddy,Ed Edd n Eddy
fg image origin:
http://edbed.ytmnd.com/ + Google Images + MS Paint
bg image origin:
http://edbed.ytmnd.com/ + Google Images + MS Paint
sound origin:
Portishead - Glory Box
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?(nsfw) A faggot, an illegal homo, a queer and a ga... |
woman |
(3.17) |
3,338 |
2012-05-26 |
description:
THE ULTIMATE FAGGOT PSA INSULT!
domain:
angryhomokid
site text:
WHAT ARE YOU, A QUEER // HOMO FAG, AREN'T // YOU, YOU GAY FAGGOT?!
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
(See description)
sound origin:
(See description)
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?LET ME SEE THAT BOO-TAY ROLL!! |
ninosaurus |
(2.00) |
463 |
2012-05-17 |
description:
TOP has a rather round rump.
domain:
topsbigolebooty
fg image origin:
tumblr
sound origin:
youtube
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