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The best intro you could ever see.

introtokonami

(Eargasm) // //

Konami,90s,Arcade,Tmnt

Konami intro screen early 90's

Same

From youtube vid, "Your Mama Ate A Sandwich"

thisiswhatyourmamasees

this is what your mama sees,your mama ate a sandwich,this,is,what,your,mama,sees,ate,a,sandwich

Youtube - Your Mama Ate A Sandwich http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIRUVNmW0Z4

Audio from, "Your Mama Ate A Sandwich"

It is alright, to be little bitty as you can see here.

ittyittybitty

Its alright // to be // itty bitty!

i dont know i found it somewhere a while back

alan jackson ~ little bitty

I calls it like I sees em, Im a whale biologist

squarerainbowpushing

squarepusher, ,rainbow,electronic,8 bit,stupid,awful,terrible,graphs,music,epilepsy

youtube

youtube

squarepusher

i would like to see a 9/11 on capcom hq.

capcomsucks2

capcom sucks,i hate capcom

i would like to see a 9/11 on capcom hq.

i would like to see a 9/11 on capcom hq.

it happend

suzyseesytmnd

suzy

sean

ytmnd

finel fintassy suks ass now

shkingting

e bun jellyh bun,whaatev,c wizy

doom 3

rumble

baldwin

The second 2012 Presidential Debate: A Summary

iamspeaking

mitt romney,colin firth,debate 2012,don't interrupt

Clip from the movie "Conspiracy."

Audio from "Conspiracy"

See Meredith. See Meredith dance.

discomeredith

Company Photo

The Web

his fiscal policy is just so dreamy

tipsandtrickswithpaulieryan

paul,ryan,macho,man,not gay,very not gay,kim kardashian sex tape,trickle-down piss i mean economics,ayn rand slash fiction

via TIME

also via TIME

via the Village Peoples

Three guys caught on camera stealing coffee from starbucks

coffeetheft

"Dude! Camera!" // "Oh no!" // "I dont see it!"

My college

My computer

Patty doing what she does.

iseeyoupatty

Get Sexy With It! // //

patty,horse,i see you baby,shakin that ass

Mine.

The internets.

Evil clowns and Mr. Bungle. Meant to be together...

BungleClown

I SEE YOU! // //

Mr. Bungle, Pennywise,Clown,scary

Pennywise from IT

Mr. Bungle "Quote, unquote"

without seeing "Sean Connery logs on to YTMND" YTMND's.

conneryytmndagain

sean,connery,big sean

The Hunt for Red October

The Hunt for Red October + Skrillex

not only that but umfuld is busy somewhere jacking off to edward said while crying about his shitty red sox and not getting his twerts retwerted by adult swim

wishful-thinking

sean connery,yesyes,santabotai,moon man

connery at the US Open

Beethoven's 5th in C Minor Op. 67 Allegro + Finding Forrester

9/8/2012 the University of Louisiana Monroe Warhawks Defeated the #8 Arkansas Razorbacks of the ESS EE SEE 34-30 in OT starting a hilarious slide to unranked and ruining their season completely in week 2.

ulm

ULM: 34 // ARK: 30 // ONLY GONNA BREAK BREAK UR </3

arkansas,college football,louisiana monroe,razorbacks,sec

Arkansas Head Coach borrowed from Google Image Search

ULM Logo Borrowed from Google Image Search

Break your heart Edited with Audacity

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

Mc Hammer. <3 // //

hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah

I googled it :3

I googled it :3

Youtube ~to~ Mp3 converter.

The title kinda says it all.

tiwysbyd

I made them.

I made them.

See what I did there?

watchedyou

peppers, change,deftones,peeping

From the interwebs

Edited Deftones song

catherine zeta jones in entrapment, set to the lyrics of "i wanna see you on the floor"

czj

wanna see you // on dah floor //

catherine,,zeta,jones,catherine zeta jones,laser

http://catherinezetajones.ytmnd.com

http://iwannaseeyouonthefloor.ytmnd.com

the see me geefin

zangif

they see me giefing..THAY HATIN! // //

street, ,fighter,2,russia,neck,rolls,ussr,fat,marxism,chamillionaire,dirty,risin

http://www.animutationportal.com/modules/newbb/viewtopic.php?post_id=6562

took with camera in house

cahmilioonar - ridin dirty. mp3

Went to India to see one of the Seven Wonders of the World. McKayla was NOT IMPRESSED.

McKayla-is-not-impressed

mckayla,maroney,mckayla maroney,not impressed,silver medal

Picture scanned out of a book about India.

Sound clip is a cover version of The Fifth Dimension's song Up, Up and Away, performed by Rajput & The Sepoy.

What's up YTMND? I'm a proud '06er, and I'm working on an iPad game called Redacted. It's an intelligent yet low-brow crossbreed of Apples to Apples and Madlibs. Players take turns holding the iPad and submitting answers to the round's judge. The judge picks the answer that he likes best, and a new round starts. You can find more information on the Facebook page: goo.gl/qkEiz Please like the page and you'll find out more about the app as it nears completion in September. If you have ideas for cards, feel free to post them here. I've already written over 1000 answers, and 400 questions, but I'd love to see what others can brainstorm. The app will allow users to write their own cards, so plan ahead!

redacted

apples to apples,ytmnd,racist,homophobic,sexist,classist,humor,funny,cards against humanity

Wikipedia, TVTropes.org, my mind

Wikipedia, TVTropes.org, my mind

Nova - Four Tet & Burial

wat

shinesweetjeeeeezus

zandig is not a ytmnd fad,that's why you're confused right now,watch botchamania

see related + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ7_5MMboo4

Christopher Cross - Ride Like The Wind

a sequence of photos by Jan Von Holleben of a woman doing yoga with impossibly balanced (and presumably heavy) boxes on her back

iwannaseeyouonthefloor

i wanna // see you // on the floor

jan von holleben,jump short bad sneakers annex trax,yoga,floor,boxes

http://www.janvonholleben.com/?page_id=4497

Jump (Short Bad Sneakers Edit) Featuring Nicco From the Album Annex Trax Volume #5

DONT BE A BEOTCH, SHOW ME UR PIKA

PIKAKAKA

PIKA KA KA // //

INTERNET

INTERNET

INTERNET

cryme tyme answers this difficult question

leaderofthegroup

make up the team with // one other fellow... //

Tmnt,teenage mutant ninja turtles,ninja,turtle

turtle power single Kryme Tyme ninja turtles movie soundtrack (1990)

question mark on google images

(see foreground)

It doesn't matter how I describe this site, since you can't view it, anyway.

baxton

// JK //

VOTE 5

You can't see it

You can't hear it

actual user thinking process

olduser

pilleater

"I come back to this site every once in a while, just to see if it is still funny. I have yet to be disappointed." -March 2009

http://ytmnd.com/sites/933560/profile voted nothing as offense to earthbound

2:00:02 AM CST On on the site ?Why Israel Had To Act http://ytmnd.com/sites/896347/profile [1 reply] Israel does what other countries are afraid to do, act accordingly and f*ck up anyone who messes with them. we here in america have lost our touch, after the taliban refused to hand over osama, we should have spent the next few minutes bombing a major city, and for every day that osama was not turned over, another city would be reduced to rubble. The people would be screaming for Osama to die, for osama to be turned in, anything to stop the wrath of the U.S. You teach people to fear retaliation.

Let me guess. "That doesn't look so hard," right? I wanna see you try an Upward Double Arm Thrust and not pull something.

freestylecelebrating

olympics,london 2012,fail

my edits of some S Korean guy breaking his elbow weightlifting during the Olympics

hi-def image of the 2012 gold medal

Kool and The Gang - Celebration