| ?Up His Own Ass |
ShoutingTitDirt |
(2.25) |
673 |
2012-09-19 |
|
description:
Kevin Smith too school for cool.
domain:
silentbobdeath
keywords:
Kevin Smith ,Ass,Monkey,Pompous
fg image origin:
Wikipedia "Kevin Smith"
bg image origin:
Google search : "Used to be cool"
sound origin:
From my personal mp3 collection.
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| ?Krang Has One Weakness... |
JadenVonBat |
(1.00) |
1,087 |
2012-09-16 |
|
description:
Oh, that Krang! He's way too evil to stand THOSE for very long. Especially when they're given to him by a super-charged girl next door who can crush a mountain with her bare hands...Or feet if she chooses!
domain:
kranghateshugs
site text:
// // HUGS!
keywords:
Cat,Super Soldier,Furry,Anthropomorphic,Krang,Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
fg image origin:
Original work
sound origin:
This Site
|
| ?THE PERSON WHOM I WILL BE VOTING FOR |
ghcghcghc |
(3.86) |
4,329 |
2012-09-13 |
|
description:
ASDAWERW3RFTAWSEF
domain:
WHOM-IS-A-FUCKING-STUPID-WORD
keywords:
belfour fans on it look out now heres a loose puck they score,how many blocks you doin,reginald velhugecockson
fg image origin:
SDc
bg image origin:
ZXC
sound origin:
ZXC
|
| ?too much sa |
ismellpussy |
(1.75) |
582 |
2012-09-13 |
|
description:
voat 5
domain:
thech
keywords:
e
fg image origin:
OO
sound origin:
_
|
| ?Hammer Time |
valeriatqm |
(1.00) |
2,089 |
2012-09-08 |
|
description:
Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
domain:
valeria-hammertime
site text:
Mc Hammer. <3 // //
keywords:
hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah
fg image origin:
I googled it :3
bg image origin:
I googled it :3
sound origin:
Youtube ~to~ Mp3 converter.
|
| ?vaccuming too |
Fluk3 |
(3.66) |
3,280 |
2012-09-05 |
|
description:
suckfire
domain:
vaccuming
keywords:
suckfire
fg image origin:
suckfire
sound origin:
suckfire
|
| ?Off the top ropes like shawn michaels |
poliwobble |
(3.00) |
740 |
2012-08-25 |
|
description:
He's too sexy for you
domain:
offthetoprope
site text:
OFF THE TOP // LIKE // SHAWN MICHAELS
keywords:
Shawn Michaels Sexy Boy
fg image origin:
reddit
sound origin:
soundcloud
|
| ?McKayla Maroney Gangnam Style |
zdrocker |
(2.88) |
2,056 |
2012-08-23 |
|
description:
McKayla Maroney is finally impressed! And I think everyone else will be too!
domain:
mckaylamaroneyisimpressed
keywords:
mckayla,maroney,psy,gangnam style,olympics
fg image origin:
Gif taken from Bleacher Report and tumblr.
bg image origin:
Gif taken from Bleacher Report.
sound origin:
Audio Taken from YouTube. Legal 30 second sample.
|
| ?I want to be Mrs Nerimon too. |
tommeeeh |
(1.00) |
520 |
2012-08-15 |
|
description:
Alex Day gone wild.
domain:
nerimon
site text:
i wontt // 2 bee // missus merinom
keywords:
nerimon,alex day,youtube
fg image origin:
youtube.com/nerimon
sound origin:
youtube.com/iTalkToSnakes
|
| ?Rise Of The Scary Bum |
rubberjohnny666 |
(3.20) |
681 |
2012-08-13 |
|
description:
You'd be a scared butt too
domain:
Scarybutt
keywords:
bum ass butts buttplay buttin butt out butts buttox
fg image origin:
Jurassic Park, and buttplay
sound origin:
buttplay
|
| ?I'm too a stupid to use a that! |
JuggoPop |
(3.20) |
807 |
2012-08-10 |
|
description:
Too stupid
domain:
toooooooStooopid
site text:
I'm too a // stupid // to use this
fg image origin:
Family Guy
sound origin:
Family Guy
|
| ?dance dance |
uhm |
(1.80) |
1,022 |
2012-08-10 |
|
description:
gbjdfgbd
domain:
dancedancepiano
site text:
dans fndna nce // fallin part too // wav tuiem e
keywords:
fall out boy, pete wentz,patrick stump,andy hurley,joe trohman,keyboard cat,music
fg image origin:
idk
bg image origin:
wat do i writ e here
sound origin:
what
|
| ?Surfin' USA |
orlandodoom |
(1.83) |
350 |
2012-08-10 |
|
description:
shootsurfmurderkil.
domain:
shootsurfmurderkill
site text:
I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME HERE // //
keywords:
/r/trees, ,/r/all,/r/hiphopheads
fg image origin:
reddit.com
sound origin:
PROF: http://profstophouse.bandcamp.com/album/kaiser-von-powderhorn-2
|
| ?Mitt Romney Stands Alone |
eatcrayons |
(3.70) |
3,744 |
2012-08-09 |
|
description:
He's head and shoulders above the competition, and the regular people standing on the ground, too.
domain:
mittstandsalone
keywords:
mitt,romney,mitt romney,republican,GOP
fg image origin:
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2012/08/photos_of_mitt_romney_standing_on_tables_chairs_and_a_cooler_.html
bg image origin:
http://damox.com/american-cool/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/easy-rider-flag.jpg
sound origin:
Godsmack - I Stand Alone
|
|
|
| ?space jam #2 |
pilleater |
(3.07) |
1,432 |
2012-08-07 |
|
description:
shark jam
domain:
sharkjam
keywords:
power stone
fg image origin:
too lazy to make a gimp edit
sound origin:
too lazy to add discovery channel to the last jam
|
| ?Jane Svoboda Addresses Congress |
Aristocles |
(2.80) |
783 |
2012-07-23 |
|
description:
Jane Svoboda takes her rant before Congress.
domain:
Svobodarant
fg image origin:
Congress
sound origin:
Jane Svoboda's crazy rant. Remember, parody is protected speech, and unpopular speech is protected too,but this lady is nuts!
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| ?REPTILE |
simba703 |
(2.50) |
1,081 |
2012-07-22 |
|
description:
source of sound: Nine Inch Nails - "Reptile"
source of picture: wired.com
domain:
SheHasTheBloodOfREPTILEJustUnderneathTheSkinnn
keywords:
nine inch nails,reptile,skrillex,she has the blood of reptile just underneath the skin,monster,mutations,lizard,nigger bitch,fuck ass hole nigger fuck
fg image origin:
many
sound origin:
Nine Inch Nails - "Reptile"
|
| ?(nsfw) callmethejoker |
staticmaelstrom |
(2.20) |
1,361 |
2012-07-21 |
|
description:
too soon?
domain:
callmethejoker
fg image origin:
http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1280&bih=685&tbm=isch&tbnid=88YmySQ0iGx4VM:&imgrefurl=http://www.dividedstates.com/james-holmes-joker-not-true-turned-hair-red-before-massacre-but-jokers-hair-is-green/&docid=YHZRd7-U3uJRdM&imgurl=http://www.dividedstates.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/james_holmes_joker_shooter_colorado.png&w=419&h=425&ei=VLQKULegF6ja6wGC-pSyCg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=182&vpy=305&dur=3156&hovh=226&hovw=223&tx=130&ty=252&sig=102182434206185212342&page=2&tbnh=152&tbnw=146&start=15&ndsp=23&ved=1t:429,r:12,s:15,i:192
bg image origin:
http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1280&bih=685&tbm=isch&tbnid=88YmySQ0iGx4VM:&imgrefurl=http://www.dividedstates.com/james-holmes-joker-not-true-turned-hair-red-before-massacre-but-jokers-hair-is-green/&docid=YHZRd7-U3uJRdM&imgurl=http://www.dividedstates.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/james_holmes_joker_shooter_colorado.png&w=419&h=425&ei=VLQKULegF6ja6wGC-pSyCg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=182&vpy=305&dur=3156&hovh=226&hovw=223&tx=130&ty=252&sig=102182434206185212342&page=2&tbnh=152&tbnw=146&start=15&ndsp=23&ved=1t:429,r:12,s:15,i:192
sound origin:
idk
|
| ?it's 2:24 on a thursday what does that mean |
Kremlin |
(3.21) |
2,937 |
2012-07-19 |
|
description:
it's okay to be loud as fuck for a short period of time in places where it would be otherwise inappropriate if it's a sports thing
domain:
hellyeswoohoo
fg image origin:
can't think of clever shit to put here too pumped
sound origin:
.
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| ?(nsfw) partyy mouse celebrates 400 sites made |
letsago |
(2.78) |
1,773 |
2012-07-19 |
|
description:
party mouse celebrates 400 i sites made.there will be more plenty more to come too.
domain:
partyy400
site text:
400 // //
keywords:
partyy mouse fun celebrate gangsta 400 sites thug
fg image origin:
partyy mosue has a huge partyy to celebrate 400 sites made
sound origin:
artist-onyx
song-betta off dead
|
| ?how do music |
christmasdrag |
(1.33) |
648 |
2012-07-19 |
|
description:
im too punk rock for this
domain:
lightbrown
keywords:
light,brown,light brown,ryan ross
fg image origin:
www.tumblr.com
bg image origin:
www.tumblr.com
sound origin:
http://soundcloud.com/djshanemorris/light-brown
|
| ?The Dark Knight Rises - Rejected Teaser Trailer |
NiteSky |
(4.61) |
14,365 |
2012-07-17 |
|
description:
Rejected teaser trailer deemed too risque.
domain:
rejectedtrailer
keywords:
The Dark Knight,Batman,Batcave
fg image origin:
The Dark Knight (2008) + Basic Instinct (1992)
sound origin:
Hans Zimmer - Despair
|
| ?Stupid Annoying Bird |
shelbi123 |
(2.00) |
901 |
2012-07-16 |
|
description:
Ever wake up too early because of the birds chirping, solve your problems with a laser gun!
domain:
shutthebirdup
site text:
Kill // That // Bird
keywords:
bird,annoying birds,laser gun,silence
fg image origin:
Kenneth Pacheco - Image
sound origin:
mp3skull.com -audio
|
| ?Dallas Is Small, Life Is Short |
snp100020 |
(3.50) |
734 |
2012-07-16 |
|
description:
Don't we all agree that life is too short to enjoy all things fun?
domain:
myshortdallaslife
site text:
Life is too short // not to hang out with // J.R. Ewing
keywords:
Larry Hagman, ,Dallas,TNT,Southfork Ranch
fg image origin:
Shelbi Peterson-Stofer Photo
sound origin:
mp3skull.com
|
| ?sad driving |
fugiapple12 |
(2.00) |
481 |
2012-07-14 |
|
description:
@_@ too much Ubercharge
domain:
saddriving
site text:
@_@ // //
fg image origin:
Tumblr
sound origin:
Earthbound Rock candy album no.4 pt 2
|
| ?they've gotten to Steve now too |
prairiedogeric10 |
(3.29) |
2,521 |
2012-07-13 |
|
description:
iced tea, that magical elixir of dreams...and sometimes nightmares.
domain:
protopod
keywords:
1-800-YTMND-OK
fg image origin:
Steve Sutton (protopod on youtube)
sound origin:
http://youtube.com/user/protopod
|
| ?Saint Fraces Is Watching You! |
supplyordie83 |
(1.00) |
697 |
2012-07-09 |
|
description:
Saint Frances is a stalker of animals..... and he protects them too!
domain:
SaintFrancesiswatchingyou
keywords:
Saint,Watching
fg image origin:
Picture by: Kenneth Pacheco
http://kennethpacheco.com
sound origin:
freesound.org
|
| ?incomplete site |
HarveyMilk |
(3.76) |
2,965 |
2012-07-06 |
|
description:
this is an incomplete site. you can take it upon yourself to finish it if you like.
domain:
incompletesites
keywords:
too lazy for ytmnd
fg image origin:
robert robert robert
sound origin:
t.a.t.u - robot
|
| ?(nsfw) we ride |
Narange |
(2.33) |
755 |
2012-07-05 |
|
description:
He is young and fun. Just look at him.
domain:
teedle
site text:
WE RIDE // WE ARE YOUNG // AND FUN TOO
fg image origin:
Don't know where I got the penguin; probably saved a long time ago from somewhere abouts the internets.
sound origin:
mediafire.com was used for the sound
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| ?Hole in the Moon |
kittenhat |
(3.31) |
3,415 |
2012-07-04 |
|
description:
He punched a hole in the moon for me.
It was pretty crazy.
domain:
holeinthemoon
keywords:
scott pilgrim,punch,rave music
fg image origin:
scott pilgrim versus the world (2010)
sound origin:
http://soundcloud.com/far-too-loud/far-too-loud-feat-tigerlight-turn-it-up-desibel
|