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Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror

http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/

Mine

Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426 In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk

Whoops!

ohnoesprocedure

Wikipedia, Tea Party convention

Whitesnake, YouTube, bitches.

A tribute to Hiroshi Yamauchi. Without him Nintendo and gaming in general wouldn't be what it is today.

HiroshiYamauchiRIP

Hiroshi Yamauchi // 11/7/1927 - 9/19/2013 // RIP

Nintendo,Gaming,Hiroshi Yamauchi,Yamauchi,RIP

http://p4rgaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/LZWJ.jpg

http://p4rgaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/LZWJ.jpg

Zelda: A Link to the Past Sanctuary Theme

ratatat-tat-that-ass

ratatat-tat-that-ass

ratatat-tat-that-ass

Real alien pic

2012 mayan calendar

CD ROM DISCOVER 95

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

weeks

VICTORY!!! // //

VOTE 5

stolen

The Theme of VICTORY

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

achievement

VICTORY!!! // //

VOTE 5

Max

that site he viewed

VICTORY!!!

drunken

Freemasonry,drunken,orgy,owned

Yeah!

YEAH!

Alex Jones + MGS2 - Father & Son

Do you see this, Umfuld?! We are victorious!

segment

VICTORY!!! // //

VICTORY,Recently Created,Umfuld

YTMND

MGS: Peace Walker OST: Main Theme

Max relaxes by discofinger dancing to Funky Worm with Stephanie and Michael Jackson while wearing a YTMND t-shirt and shaving with a Razor Gator Pez after having swine flu in Christmas 2012. I would really like to see a real version, though! Please someone make it! Also, enough relaxing, Max! Start a new contest!

listening

2012,Discofinger,Funky Worm,Razor Gator,YTMND T-shirt,Pedotown,Pez,swine flu,dead celebrities,merry Christmas,Relax Max,contests

guess

guess

Since lil wayne seems to think prostitution is funny.

SheBad

She Bad as a Hooker // She Ain't Got // No Worries

wayne,parody

http://www.lilwaynehq.com/2012/12/lil-wayne-announces-tour-dates-for-2013-european-tour/

http://www.athenaresearchgroup.org/human_trafficking_stop.jpg

www.wavcentral.com

Drop Dead Legs. This is a social commentary.

dropdeadlegs

Are you house trained? // //

social commentary,,drop dead legs,can halen,dog,crossing paws,heels,female,glamorous,1950s,housewife

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6608774912/h84A83692/

http://www.weddingpreviewevent.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/good-wifes-guide.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jPLXF-lWOQ

It was the night before christmas, and Santa was getting pumped.

nightbeforechristmas

Twas the night // before Christmas... //

christmas,reindeer,santa,techno,nutcracker

http://www.ohmagif.com/2012/12/23/dancing-santa-fail/

http://imgur.com/nuR4V

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVi-DWyMOf0

None of your business

onlythingilike

I LIKE CATS // THAT IS ALL // LOVE, HANNIBUDDY

http://cutestuff.co/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/scared-kitten.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJhXJ3kifkw

im gonna steal the declaration of independence

beautifulnicolas

are you feeling // it now // mr.crabs

nic cage,no,declaration of independence

http://filmskribenten.dk/2012/06/nicolas-cage-som-kat/ it is not mine they had it

http://nicolas-cage-rules.tumblr.com/post/52577173255/you-are-fabulous-this-blog-makes-my-life-a-better they posted it not me

it is mgmt's electric feel from the album oracular spectacular no copyright intended.

The best villager sound there is!

vallah

http://gamediplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/aoe2start.jpg

http://gamediplomat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/aoe2start.jpg

http://www.forgottenempires.net

Inspired by oldschool cartoon "Pixie and Dixie and Mr. Jinks" (where name of the cat is homonym to jinx) and its Brasilian version named "Plic, Ploc & Chuvisco" (where name of the cat mean drizzle) :)

catcalledmrjinx

cat,rain,drizzle

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/10/19/16/anigif_enhanced-buzz-3156-1350677658-6.gif

self-made

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH_uBUwfxbM

Taylor Swift and Rick Ross riding high.

idontknowaboutyoubutimhustlin

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU // I JUST DON'T KNOW ANYMORE //

taylor swift,rick ross

http://popcrush.com/would-you-rather-taylor-swift-rap-song-rick-ross-breakup-anthem/

http://hiphopwired.com/2012/03/22/just-because-ten-hilarious-rick-ross-gifs-photos/

Taylor Swift – 22 Rick Ross – Hustlin'

Brain Peppers sadly passed away last year :(

BrainPeppersdeath

R.I.P // Brain Peppers // 1968-2012

Brain,Peppers,Brain Peppers,Dead,Myspace Sucidie,Myspace Suicide,Emo

Snopes.com + A page which was linked from Snopes

Emo song (Goran)

He-Man drives a.....something. It is just a joke.

He-man-Power

he-man,drives,a,car,and,crashes,little,girl,dies,it,blows,up,I,got,thew,the,power,powah,the hidden man,viegar,looking,guy,high,speed,obama,barrack,zombie,apocolypse,sieg,heil,hitler,just,joke,so,nazi,oh yeah,wtf,epic,awesome,car crash effect,hulk smash,facebook,twitter,john,many cow,indeed,english,version,of,me,is,best,one,yet,be,man,with,that,human,Da Fuck,gif,dark,scary,old,cartoon,or,something,what,galaxy,are,you,on?,2013,ofc,2012,too,70s,bitch

imgur

youtube

Moon Man turns over a new leaf

mooninitey

Mic

Maniac in space

spaceslam

Maniac (2012)

Space Jam (1996)

A load of old shit I don't give a fuck

theninthanus

JOE DON BAKER,fucking

CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION CARES. CABLE TELEVISION

The Hansard Annual 2012

My boundless hate for you all

throw in a fat one and chill

douchebagminislam

FUCKING // DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS // AND SHIT

Fat Chill

http://funny-videos-chart.com/wp-content/pictures/img_102274_derp-horse-mount-blade-warband.jpg

http://www.imprensamarrom.com.br/wp/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Mean_Green_Poop_Machine.jpg

I used a youtube converter to acquire this sound file LINK TO VIDEO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyYtAUJSneQ

glorious victory

motivationalasfuck

america,victory,winning,80's montages,amazing,manly,glorious,shining

http://www.things4myspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/eagle-eye-american-flag.jpg

Youtube.

Mohawk pride.

mrTisSOLIDasArock

Mr. T,Hawk,Mohawk,Solid as a rock,John Denver

Image from: http://slatekeeper.blogspot.com/2012/04/hockey-players-and-mohawk-hair-cuts.html

Sound is a clip of John Denver's The Eagle and The Hawk (1971) found at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf7qEvXBW_k

north america post dec. 21, 2012 [rip canada]

goneferal

holden

nigirO dnuorgeroF

41BC A1 Gone Feral - Holden

An all-American tribute to an all-american film, Independence Day. Takeaways: Welcome to Earth (Earf). Techno National Anthem credit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VxJ2m7J5TI Welcome to Earth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfPWpEKhgfk

welcometoearthbitch

WELCOME // TO // EARF

independence day,,will smith,welcome to earth,america,star spangled banner,aliens,welcome to earf,patriotism

image via http://themacguffinmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/id4_.jpeg

no image :)

audio from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfPWpEKhgfk & https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VxJ2m7J5TI

http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/when-your-green-shell-hits-someone-in-mario-kart.gif Looking down the barrel of a gun(Rat KinG ReFiX)

raptorjesuslovesyou

raptor, jesus,$\/\/^&

Pleated Jeans

Hype machine

another sweet victory noobs

SOMANYWINS

sucks

sucks

sucks

BorgCage

borgcage

BorgCage

http://blog.mysanantonio.com/geekspeak/files/2012/07/Ac4Od-450x600.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=AyenRCJ_4Ww&list=PL610C0D8FA3851C03&NR=1