?got shrunk down |
Krangar18 |
(3.85) |
4,877 |
2014-04-22 |
description:
when the doctor visits the set of "honey we shrunk ourselves" on his "tour de 1997" he gets more than he bargained for! turns out the shrink ray was almost real! the doctor thought something suspicious was going on so he hid behind a plant until nightfall and then went to do some snooping around. he heard someone tinkering around in the backstage area it was rick morantis! he was pouring into the prop shrink ray some kind of clear blue liquid he was startled. who the hell are you he demanded. oh me well i'm the doctor he said all sly and shit. what are you doing with there? this is just ordinary window cleaner said rick. BULLSHIT i know depropifying fluid when i see it. you're gonna make that shrink ray REAL. WHY??? So I can shrink my humungous penis down to a normal size, said rink. I'm starting to get typecast. But your huge penis saves the planet in about 200 years, said the doctor. Once you finally except your penis for WHO YOU ARE you begin to make plastic molds of it around the world. then when the aliens come to destroy they can see all the giant dildos from OUTER SPACE and return home to figure out how to fight them. but they never make it home because they forgot to fuel up when they had the chance. rick says ok so why don't i just shrink my cock and then make huge dildos anyway? It doesn't work like that screamed the doctor! it's only in the honor of a LEGEND that they will wield their dildos so ferociously. so anyway they go back and fourth like this for a while but eventually he agrees not to shrink the dink. However he does notice a tiny piece of coconut on his upper lip and screams YOU STOLE MY MOUNDS BAR and turns the shrink ray on him and then pretends to go on a tour of the wheaties factory and drops him in a box marked "WHEATIES" iTHINK he explains all this to the guy having breakfast and they sort the whole thing out.
domain:
rpg
keywords:
so that stapler from office space actually belonged to milton right and lumburg just thought it was a company stapler for some reason?
fg image origin:
doctor who - robots of death
sound origin:
mario rpg
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?Death of a loved one |
w1tchdoc70r |
(3.00) |
627 |
2014-04-09 |
description:
Goodbye old friend, you will be missed...
domain:
militarydeath
keywords:
XP,Windows XP,Death,Goodbye,so long,Farewell,Taps
fg image origin:
http://www.tickld.com/gif/t/757099
sound origin:
https://ia600402.us.archive.org/28/items/TapsBugleCall/taps.mp3
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?Don't You Forget XP |
ShinIori319 |
(3.00) |
501 |
2014-04-09 |
description:
DONT DONT DONT DONT!!!
domain:
WindowsXPDontYouForget
site text:
Don't you // Forget // Win XP!
fg image origin:
Windows XP
sound origin:
Simple Minds - Don't You (Forget about Me)
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?Windows XP R.I.P. :( |
JAUG |
(4.49) |
6,938 |
2014-04-08 |
description:
Bye ol' friend
domain:
windowsxprip
site text:
R.I.P. // Windows XP // 25.10.2001 - 08.04.2014
keywords:
windows,xp
fg image origin:
XP
bg image origin:
XP, lol
sound origin:
You guessed it, XP!
|
?Windows XP |
Shake-zula |
(4.67) |
3,551 |
2014-03-22 |
description:
Windows XP is dying April 8.
While this is probably a good thing as everyone else stopped supporting it years ago, there was just something inherently FUN about Windows XP, and it will be missed.
domain:
yourfinalrestingday
site text:
you will be missed // //
keywords:
windows,,xp,end of life cycle,microsoft
fg image origin:
Found using Google Images
bg image origin:
Also found using more indepth Google Images
sound origin:
Found on the album Americana, although someone else ripped it as I can't be bothered converting my rip to mp3
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?FLAPPY BIRD IS THE WORD |
jkatzenstein |
(1.00) |
519 |
2014-03-12 |
description:
A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird.
domain:
flappybirdistheword
keywords:
flappy bird,bird is the word
fg image origin:
http://wmpoweruser.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/flappy-Bird-Windows-Phone.jpg
bg image origin:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/db/Flappy_Bird_logo.jpg
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow
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?T5: This is the title of my site |
Funny-Internet-User |
(2.75) |
881 |
2014-03-06 |
description:
l
domain:
loloolololololol
fg image origin:
nedm
sound origin:
wtfboom
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?CLIMBIN IN YO WINDOW |
bearnine |
(2.00) |
436 |
2014-02-11 |
description:
SNACHIN YO PPL UP
domain:
CLIMBIN
site text:
CLIMBIN IN YO WINDOW // //
fg image origin:
ME
sound origin:
a song i came up with
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?StalkTracker v6.6.9 |
Ac17 |
(2.50) |
527 |
2014-02-05 |
description:
StalkTracker is searching....
Please wait...loading data
domain:
StalkTrackerSearching
site text:
Searching... // //
fg image origin:
google
bg image origin:
google
sound origin:
windows
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?superdreamkilla stares into your soul... |
woman |
(2.67) |
1,217 |
2014-02-01 |
description:
NEDM!
domain:
paws
keywords:
superdreamkilla,NEDM
fg image origin:
superdreamkilla
sound origin:
Moonlight Sonata
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?PTKFGS: rense.com/general85/vacc.htm |
woman |
(2.14) |
1,105 |
2014-02-01 |
description:
NEDM!
domain:
twain
keywords:
superdreamkilla,WannabeGayNigger,cat
fg image origin:
http://www.twainquotes.com/Cats.html
sound origin:
MGS2 - Father & Son
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?Wizards and Warriors |
bmason |
(2.75) |
1,126 |
2014-01-29 |
description:
Wizards @ Warriors w/ intro music
domain:
wizandwar
keywords:
Wizards,Warriors,Wizards and Warriors
fg image origin:
Screenshot off free Windows Phone App called Pro Sports Scores
sound origin:
Wizards and Warriors intro music file taken off of a youtube site
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ9xwkMr3e4
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?How I feel about NEDM |
jimmm |
(4.31) |
4,113 |
2014-01-19 |
description:
I told Imakeafunny I'd make an NEDM remake of his site.
domain:
withthehappycatandthepudding
keywords:
NEDM,wewgas,Cosby
fg image origin:
zip
bg image origin:
zop
sound origin:
zoopitty bop
|
?Transformers Prime Breakdown |
rwmvg1dc |
(1.00) |
516 |
2014-01-07 |
description:
Breakdown
domain:
tfpbreakdown
keywords:
breakdown,transformers,tfp,transformers prime,the rolling stones,robots
fg image origin:
windows
bg image origin:
TFP screenshot
sound origin:
The Rolling Stones
|
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?Superdreamkilla ponders another scheme |
woman |
(2.33) |
1,251 |
2013-12-10 |
description:
NEDM.
domain:
esquire
keywords:
Superdreamkilla
fg image origin:
Stolen
sound origin:
MGS: Peace Walker - Outer Heaven
|
?Not Even Cream Corn |
smashbuttons |
(2.50) |
596 |
2013-11-20 |
description:
DO IT
domain:
necc
keywords:
creamcorn,corn,nedm,matrix,trinity,daddylickums
fg image origin:
custom
bg image origin:
space cat's origins are unknown
sound origin:
webernet
|
?Fräulein Lacht |
zilbot |
(4.00) |
792 |
2013-11-14 |
description:
Ach, die Maitresse lacht doch weil sich über ihr gerade jemand anders aus dem Fenster stürzt.
domain:
fraeuleinlacht
keywords:
window,weeee
fg image origin:
:D
sound origin:
Is there anything more to life than jazz?
|
?this is i done on paint |
wat411 |
(4.50) |
698 |
2013-11-08 |
description:
this is i done on paint
domain:
thisguypaint
site text:
// // thats my skill on paint.
keywords:
paint,Windows xp
fg image origin:
PAINT
sound origin:
Random music
|
?I Am A Toaster |
Audovoice |
(2.60) |
1,830 |
2013-10-17 |
description:
Item #: SCP-426
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site.
Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions.
I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out.
I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers.
Experiment Log 426-1:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1
Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties.
Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.
Experiment Log 426-2:
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2
Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view.
Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.
domain:
SCP-426
keywords:
SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror
fg image origin:
http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/
bg image origin:
Mine
sound origin:
Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk
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?Epic Child Licking Window |
SeanSerin |
(1.67) |
402 |
2013-09-13 |
description:
Child licking window to epic music
domain:
Childlickingwindow
fg image origin:
Google
bg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASj81daun5Q
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?YESYES: You're unbanned, genius! |
woman |
(2.84) |
1,441 |
2013-09-08 |
description:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
domain:
smartest
keywords:
VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Power Rangers
sound origin:
NEDM
|
?AVGM |
beatingadeadhorseoff |
(2.18) |
1,140 |
2013-08-04 |
description:
I always wanted to make this
domain:
avgm
site text:
ANGRY VIDEO GAME NOT // NERD EVEN DOOM MUSIC //
keywords:
avgn,nedm
fg image origin:
me!
sound origin:
me!
|
?Strawdance |
dancingStrawman |
(1.00) |
300 |
2013-07-23 |
description:
Dancing.
domain:
strawdance
fg image origin:
The window
sound origin:
Every Little Star
|
?Your such a dog now, man |
crazyjoe100 |
(1.00) |
469 |
2013-07-13 |
description:
You're a dog now man
domain:
yourethmannowdog
site text:
You're such // a dog // now, man
keywords:
Man,Dog,Now
fg image origin:
teh internets
sound origin:
sample on windows music player
|
?i got banned from facepunch again :P |
glennglog22 |
(1.00) |
1,172 |
2013-07-10 |
description:
the next ban is pernament :P
domain:
facepunchissostrict
site text:
NEDM // NEDM // NEDM
keywords:
face punch,face,punch,a,new,site,just,for,you,shit,poop,crap,swear words,:P,i,got,banned,from,facepunch,:PP
fg image origin:
me
bg image origin:
me
sound origin:
NEDM
|
?YOU CALL THAT CRAP THREAD!? |
glennglog22 |
(2.75) |
896 |
2013-07-07 |
description:
HOW COULD YOU FACEPUNCH!?
domain:
FUUUUU
site text:
poneeeeeeeee poneee! // HOW DARE YOU FACEPAWNCH! // now i hate you garry!
keywords:
FUUUUU,facepunch,garry's mod,garry's,mod,garrys mod,gmod,windows xp,windows,HOW,COULD,YOU!?
fg image origin:
me my self
bg image origin:
same as above
sound origin:
http://ytmnd.com/assets/e59248ba686027b1af34e11539369af0
|
?HUH HUH HUH |
cfreakingt |
(2.00) |
324 |
2013-06-30 |
description:
The www.I-TNA.org ICON, Vegeta!
domain:
cfreakingt
fg image origin:
it was created with windows movie maker.
sound origin:
it was made for fun purpose only.
|
?Japan Power! |
PolishFuka13 |
(2.00) |
738 |
2013-06-24 |
description:
Japam power! Gif made by me
domain:
japanpowers
keywords:
japan,power,windows,3.1',xp,poland,paint,gif
fg image origin:
Made by me
sound origin:
spedded up japan break industries
|
?Because my windows 98 is slow |
PolishFuka13 |
(2.50) |
1,180 |
2013-06-23 |
description:
Fuckin' windows 98!
domain:
billgatespied
site text:
Coz // my computer // lagging!
keywords:
windows,ie,xp,5,pl,en,2000,fuckin,98
fg image origin:
Error
sound origin:
Bluescreen
|
?Internet Explorer |
PolishFuka13 |
(2.33) |
693 |
2013-06-22 |
description:
Moj odwieczny wrog
domain:
internetexplorer5
site text:
IE MY ENEMY! // //
keywords:
internet,explorer,5,windows,xp
fg image origin:
Good gif
bg image origin:
google
sound origin:
yt
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