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Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

SCP,Toaster,SCP-426,Horror

http://superradnow.wordpress.com/2012/02/07/raymond-loewy-is-the-man/

Mine

Mine with a story from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426 In video form here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQJjLK4H4yk

We just got funded on KickStarter and much celebration is to be had. Now everyone can celebrate with us!

InnerSpaceWeMadeIt

VICTORY!!!! // PolyKnightGames.com // Fuck Yea!!

PolyKnight Games,InnerSpace,IndieDev,Vicotry,KickStarter,Games,VideoGames

We got the foreground image from tumblr

The sound came from youtube

Water Melon

Swiggity

cumon step it up!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMpYQCd9z3Q

Lil wayne http://cdn.stereogum.com/files/2012/10/Lil-Wayne1-608x650.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMpYQCd9z3Q

Momentary? Looks like Mr. Ghandi was a little off on that one...

Ghandifailsatphilosophy

Oh Really, Ghandi? // //

Ghandi, Philosophy, Nonviolence, War, WWII, Civil War, Revolutionary War, Victory, VE-day, VJ-day, 1945, Japan

American wars...

The Battle Cry of the Republic

LOL, French.

frenchlolomgroflrofl

pwned french military victories defeats

google

mathpwned.ytmnd.com

no description given.

ClevelandSkeetSkeet

Cleveland Indians , New York Yankees , Skeet Skeet

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20071009/capt.02822f7aefb6489

http://skeetskeethorse.ytmnd.com/

no description given.

canttouchdov

// PWNED //

I got a girl on LiveJasmine.com to put a shoe on her head

shoeonheadlive

shoe, head

screenshot on LiveJasmine

FF Victory Fanfare

Victory For Demographics!

ibeatthesurvey

Victory, Survey

Screenshot!

FFVII Victory Fanfare

he is black

qwds

ﮟﷲ&#64 // ﮟﷲ&#64 //

black

2112

no description given.

walkenswelcome

// VICTORY!!! //

christopher walken, walk ins, nightwish, epic manuver, hair

internets

Nightwish

LOL!

newstartrek

WAIT FOR IT.... // //

VOTE 5

Star Trek: Adventures in the Stapler KHANdrant

Premieres June 12th, 2012

The TCBCR

Doo doo

thwomppwned

Thwomp, Goomba, Cutman, Kefka, Black Mage, Titan, X Death

Final Fantasy, Mario, Megaman

Thwomp, FFVII Victory

LOL!

keatonvictory

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL // LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL // LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

VICTORY, LOL!, VOTE5

ACTUAL SCREENSHOT OF YTMND

The Bleepian Bloopend for the Drowning Martian Sega Master Syste

Save me.... I mean I need a pen.

iknowiwas

Take your, lip off, of the, suger.

Wayne 4-1

El ytmnd.

no description given.

dirka

Dirka

no description given.

mylifeiscomplete

B-TYPE // LEVEL 9 // HIGH 5

no description given.

victoryvedayvickinsak

Screw hubbard/scientology in the neck!!

fuqhubbardneck

FUQ U in the neck, in the neck, L.Ron Hubbard, Scientology, $cientology, E-Meter, XENU, Pen Teller, Masterbation Segment

Made by SUNOB

Pen and Tellers Bullsh*t (Masterbation Segment)

This is my tribute to Steve Irwin, The Crocodile hunter, his family and anyone else saddened by this tradegy. He has always been a hero to me since my childhood and I know he is in a better place now. :)

steveirwininheaven

steve irwin, crocodile hunter, jesus, heaven

yahoo images

return of the jedi, victory song

Deal or no deal? fool you know you want to watch this

lolthedomainthatuwatchmythingon

Deal? // Or No // Deal?

Deal,or,no,fool,funny,spongebob,victory

google

google

A mash up of the two songs with a lame gif to accompany them. The songs will be mixed down together in better quality shortly.

CalvinTMNT

Calvin Harris, TMNT, acceptable, in , the , eighties, 80's, 1987, 911, 2012, horsedick

Calvin Harris Myspace, Google Images of NES TMNT Box Cover Art

Calvin Harris - Acceptable In the 80's ... TMNT for NES Intro So

John McCain gets a shave amd a haircut!

McCainMcover

cute,sexy,hot,McCain,tits,bitch,whore,slut,anal,c*nt

Blackmen

Now your gone

I'm really sick and fuccking tired of all these trolls coming out of the woodwork saying dumbass shit about my sites. "Duuuuuurrrrr Adolph hitler" "UR SITES SUCK LOL NIGGER" gets fucking old after its repeated for about the billionth time this week. Furthermore, its really fucking racist and unfunny to say these things, even if you're being "ironic" and "doing it for the lulz". Newsflash! It's 2012. Try and fucking act like it. We don't need your pre-2005 sense of humor polluting this site. So this site is a final warning, to you unwashed dregs, 'tarded teens and general asswads who want to come on my sites and post hateful comments. DONT fucking do it. I will report your ass and you WILL be banned by a mod.

goawayplease

trolls,haters,fuck off dude,don't be racist,max will ban you

Fly away trolls

Get bent hater guy

Blackmailed into marrying Kate / Connie. Johnny Z lives a "happy" life...

whatiscrazylove

"General Hospital" "abc daytime" "Soap opera" "GH" "GH 2012" "Soapnet" "Brandon Barash" "Johnny Zacchara" "Kate Howard" "Connie Falconeri" "Kelly Sullivan" "Maurice Benard" "Sonny Corinthos" "Steve Burton" "Jason Morgan" "Shadybrook" "What is love" "Haddaway","GH parody" "General Hospital parody"

"What is Love" internet "même". Popular internet gif, from the movie "A Night at the Roxbury" (1996).

General Hospital (abc daytime soap opera).

Music : "What is love" Artist : Haddaway.

Do you see this, Umfuld?! We are victorious!

segment

VICTORY!!! // //

VICTORY,Recently Created,Umfuld

YTMND

MGS: Peace Walker OST: Main Theme

no description given.

apocalypsenow2005

i love the smell of Napalm // in the morning // it smells like victory!!

Apocalypse, omg, omfg, jesus

no description given.

Gummibearz

Nyarlathotep of Unbound // Chromagus Time Lapse/Frost Burn // Victory Song!?!?!?!

no description given.

bearbear

Our // Song // OF VICTORY!!!!!