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badtroll

You've been // a bad, // bad troll!

Cartoon,Atomic Betty,Ahead of it's time,Trolling,Trolls

Atomic Betty - Practically Joking

Atomic Betty - Practically Joking

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!

I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too

I like his suitcase too. This is a complete shitpost. Everything is stolen. I did none of the work. I just really like it.

Ilikemysuitcase

I like my suitcase,,barron trump

I like my suitcase

There I Ruined It

myjobissodumb.blogspot.com

crazycolonelz

PAULEIDING DOESN'T CHANGE VOICE ACTING EXPRESSIONS,metal gear solid,mgs,snake,colonel,campbell,ben ten,diablo 2,sons of liberty

Metal Gear Solid + Edits

Many Edits From crapz

edit: Apr. 26th, 2012 - hey guys. lately i've noticed that this site has become unsynced for some reason, and i'm not sure why. if it's fucked up on your end too, i'll see what i can do to fix it. thanks.

habababaaababa

Star Wars

Star Trek Insurrection

If this doesn't sync right, go back and reload the page.

neoandcomputer

The Matrix, FenslerFilm, hey kid! i'm a computer!, stop all the downloading!, help computer

The Matrix / FenslerFilm_PSA1

The Matrix / FenslerFilm_PSA1

Saw this story on CNN and it was just too perfect for this

nazipool

omg,secret,nazi,pool

CNN

Huet Ist Mein Tag

SG-1 learns that many of the nuances of the Jaffa language do not translate into English. Starring Richard Dean Anderson and some other guys. Also, sndclip credit for Trouble Man (1972)

tealcgetsraw

Stargate, Richard Dean Anderson, MacGyver, Teal'c, Stargate SG-1, Jaffa Jokes, Worf, Kimpossible, Sci-fi, Star Trek, Blaxploitation, Honky is an American racial slur for a white person, Honky is a Jaffa

Stargate: SG-1 and special guest

Stargate: SG-1 and special guest

There are many false rumors about the origin of the spork and the word spork.

spork

spork, Click, NEVER BEFORE SEEN,

lunch

love

Just for the record, there was never any intention of a hidden/subtle "Oh no a Jew" joke. I just watched this bit on Youtube and laughed at Grover getting crushed by a door. If the Jew angle makes it funnier, that's fine too.

hellodere

sesame,street,grover,hello,dere,blue,guy

Sesame Street

Sesame Street

to answer some of the comments: i usually ride at 530 in the morning but its too dark to get good pics then so i chose to do this on a day where i had a shift starting at noon, yes its Calgary, the ride takes 45 min to work and 1 hour to get back

aprankster507morning

bike ride, work, morning, morning wood

my ride to work - see desc for details

the plug (quantic mix) - bonobo

He was super cool, and he had all the best games, he got laid before me, got drunk before me, smoked pot before me, and got a girl pregnant before me...but...he was just a copycat. Before the Coolest Kid in 1991 was the coolest kid in 1991, our friend Christian Bale has already done all of that...and more, in 1987....the other dude couldn't even find a different pair of jeans, man! -- Shout out to the OP swamphox. I used the same artist for the music, and thought the song title was fitting.

actualcoolestkidin1991

cool kid,klf,atari,too BA for mullet,christian bale

Warner Bros. Studios

KLF - Justified and Ancient

Before you say, "hey I live in Cleveland and it does NOT suck!", calm down. Just a cheap joke is all. I'm from Dayton so I'm a Ohioan too.

cleveland-sucks

CARE // FOR WINE, // DREW CAREY?

Drew Carey, Steely Dan, Wine, Kid Charlemagne, Dew Army

Google + edits

Steely Dan - Kid Charlemagne

I call this adventure, The Hunt for the YTMND of the Asian Woman Yelling Jim Belushi. They deleted you, I will find you.

too-many-LSD-laced-wheat-thins

max is uncanny,like the x-men,except even more cult like,and a little gayer

at least preserve the asset library, if nothing else.

family fare

My contribution to the recent string of excellent Mitch Hedberg YTMNDs. Please check out Warlain58 & LinkSkywalkers too!

ifyoureflammableandhavelegs

Mitch Hedberg, Strategic Grill Locations, Track 20, Casino, Fire, Flammable, Legs, Hedburg, Mitch

Google Images w/edits by me

Mitch Hedberg - Strategic Grill Locations - Track 20

Superman hates cats

supermanhatescats

superman,cat,just lose it,eminem,cartoon

http://www.iruntheinternet.com/01684

Eminem - Just Lose It

Medieval version of the "Fist of the North Star" arcade game, with medieval style "Fatal KO" music. Note: The Historic Tale kit got too glitchy, so I used Flash to animate it.

medievalhokuto

Medieval, Fist of the North Star, Hokuto No Ken

Historic Tale Construction Kit.

modified "Fist of the North Star" theme midi

Pinky's pondering what Brain's pondering.

pinkynbrain

pinky, and, the, brain, narf

It's Pinky & the Brain

Pinky... and the Brain, too.

Jay Leno's safety is not guaranteed -- the first of many brainwashings (and the start of this fad) by the mullet man!

jaylenosafetynotguaranteed

Where mullet man began... // //

Jay, Leno, safety, guaranteed, mullet, time, travel, weapons, paid

The Internets

I have the Jay Leno headlines (who wants to touch me?)

An endless tube... don't stare too long on it ;)

blacktube

black,tube,3D,stripes

A random GIF found somewhere on the web. Don't know who made it...

M.Rahn - Officer Down (slowed down)

Used to be a very good song, but too many people complained so it's changed to the Jeopardy theme... ugh...

makethefirstmove

Matrix, Matrix Revolutions

The Matrix Revolutions

Final Jeopardy

R2D2 playing the Seinfeld theme.

droidhands

R2D2, Seinfeld, She, Had, Man, Hands, Droid, Star wars, star, wars, bass, slap, droids, clone, cartoon, bro, manziere, larry, david, soup nazi, soup, nazi, guitar, it's a trap

Scott Pilgrim forum.

Seinfeld theme song.

This is not NEDM, but this is a good parody of Doom. Featuring John Romero, John Carmack, Tom Hall, and Adrian Carmack. even some Wolfenstein 3D, Commander Keen, and other funny jokes can be found too.

modtas

Doom,NEDM,Masters Of Doom,The Animated Series,id Software

Masters Of Doom

this is not NEDM

The Animated Series

The new deal with Adult Swim is for more than double the amount of episodes that the cult cartoon has already produced. Rick and Morty fans won't have to worry about renewals for quite a while. Adult Swim just handed out a 70-episode order of the cult cartoon. Described as a "longterm deal," albeit without any announced time frame, the order is for more than double the count of episodes Rick and Morty has already produced to date. Co-creators Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon have been especially precious about the comedy, spacing out seasons and waiting as long as two years before the most recent run aired. A Rick and Morty renewal was given, but the extent of this new pact is quite unexpected. Should Roiland and Harmon maintain anything close to their current production schedule, this will keep the show on the air for as long as another decade. Rick and Morty is the de facto flagship of Adult Swim, Cartoon Network's youth-skewing cable sibling. It ranked as TV's No. 1 comedy, cable or broadcast, among millennials in 2017. With adults 18-24 and 18-34, it topped The Big Bang Theory, Modern Family and Saturday Night Live. Another 70 episodes will give Rick and Morty a whopping 101 total. That's one past the once-magic number for syndication, and it certainly sweetens the library value for producers Williams Street and owner Turner. To celebrate the deal, Adult Swim is rolling out a multi-city popup, the Rickmobile, to cater to the fervent fan base. The tour kicks off May 17 in Atlanta before making its way to San Diego Comic-Con in July.

renewal

Rick and Morty

Rick and Morty

...perhaps a bit too serious?

miltongetsserious

Milton, Stapler, Lumbergh, Office Space, One Hour Photo

One Hour Photo + me

One Hour Photo

Wanana WA NA NA!!!!! Wanana WA NA NA!!!!!

sniktysnikt

X, men, song, 90s, cartoon

Wolverine Fan Art by me

X-Men A Capella by me

Updated with Batman and N64 kid at the end. There might be some trouble when you first load, so refresh. Wait, you already saw it...

zeldafadmaskshop

link, zelda, ocarina, time, fad, masks, happy, shop, mask, temple, connery, batman, jesus, nigga, n64, nintendo, ronald, brian, peppers, internet, peppy, barrel roll, lol, nedm, fat kid who loves cake

Ocarina of Time, Many Fads

Series of Tubes

listen to the whole DEVO song: http://www.fastfreddy.net/ftp/Devo-GutFeeling.mp3

UTER

L O L // //

skinner, gut, feeling, chestburster, no not total recall, ... okay total recall too if you want to see it that way

Simpsons + edit

DEVO: Gut Feeling + Simpsons

"Conan is an Alligator During an Earthquake While his Guest Belts Out a Face Remix..lter"

faultline

NBC

"HER MOOOUTH!"

Sean Connery does some spring cleaning at YTMND. There are many corpses.

ytmndspringcleaning

predator, terminator, robocop, family guy, burger king, conan, hasselhoff, peter griffin, batman, sean connery, thwomp, supercat

predator/terminator/robocop/family guy/google edits by me

Rocko's Modern Life