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At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!

I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too

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I'd fuck me...

buffalobillcosby

Some painting online

Silence of the lambs soundtrack

The creation story, told from the eyes of a gamer. Note: I'll probably update it with new scenes later, so stay posted! *UPDATE* - Added the rest of the story and fixed any typos I saw.

creationstory

creation,story,mario,adam,eve,god,religion

Various Mario Sprites w/ editing

Hans Zimmer - Crimson Tide Main Theme

This is what happens when you sing with a fake British accent.

larsbeyourguide

Broken Bells, Lars Ulrich, High Road

Stock photo found online

Clip from original mp3 (legally purchased). Claiming fair use for parody and due to short length of clip.

Had to answer this question while filling out an online app for a part time job at the Home Depot...

hdolapp

Home Depot,paradox,contradiction,stellar mindfuck,catch-22

See description. Also Paint.

Dave Mason - We Just Disagree

OMG Its Hallow's Eve so I made this website about Candy.

harrypotterfadfailsletsdance

voat 1

not me...

definatly not me...

Actually u forgot Poling

polindToolkit

actually

hey you forgot about polind

Taking a catchphrase from Seinfeld and applying it to the most appropriate faces.

jerrynewman

newman, seinfeld, hello jerry, hello newman

Animated the GIF myself from the following images online: http://fallingawake.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/newman.jpg?w=318&h=398 http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/6189-reporter_witnesses_jerry_seinfeld_snubbing_autograph_seeking_fan_mr_seinfeld_said_sure_kept_walking_straight_table.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/06/article-1177646-04D1D625000005DC-112_233x495.jpg http://musicmaven.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/newman.jpg http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6x9dQxsb4Sg/SwW8uAaGAxI/AAAAAAAAAeM/VvLGXBjgj2o/s1600/Jerry+the+Mouse+of+Tom+and+Jerry.jpg http://realitytvmagazine.sheknows.com/blog/images/2008/06/jerry-springer-hosting.jpg http://www.leconcombre.com/concpost/us/postcard4/alfred_e_neuman.jpg http://therealrevo.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jerry-lewis.jpg

http://www.wavsource.com/tv/seinfeld2.htm

keep YTMND online

dontshutdown

DONT SHUT DOWN // YOURE THE // MAN NOW DOG!

Max Goldberg,YTMND

ytmnd

ytmnd

This memorial in Washington DC depicts an important moment in the War on Christmas

wocm

Christmas, war on christmas, soldier, bill o'reilly, memorial

google+photoshop

"Christmas Eve - Sarajevo 12/24" - Trans-Siberian Orch

Drama Prairie Dog dominates at Team Fortress 2.

prairiedognemesis

Team Fortress 2, Drama Prairie Dog, Domination, Nemesis, TF2, Prairie Dog Dominates, Prairie Dog Nemesis, Online Games,

www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Drama_Prairie_Dog+Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

BIG AMARRIAN RAVE PARTY!

bigamarrianraveparty

// BIG AMARRIAN RAVE PARTY!!! //

big amarr rave party laser

EVE Online

The Rush vs Thalamus - Shock Your Senses (Busy Dark Mix)

This is my first YTMND. It sucks shit, mate.

hespinssogood

Classic

Used online stuff to make gif

Sonic CD - Tidal Tempest Good Future (JP)

Another installment in the HISTORYTMND series of what would happen if major historical events had taken place online, originally made by me for the Somethingawful forums

historyroman

caesar, rome, ides of march, aim, instant messenger, brutus

Made it in Photoshop

Pirates of the Caribbean 2 OST - "The Kraken"

A spoof inspired by Gravemine's The Matrix Trilogy According to MxO ( http://mxotrilogy.ytmnd.com/ ). This is the next chapter.

matrix2mxo

The Matrix, The Matrix Online, MxO, The Matrix Trilogy, Mister Anderson, Agent Smith, Morpheus, Trinity, stole my bike, MMO, MMORPG

The Matrix Reloaded

Mona Lisa Overdrive by Don Davis/Juno Reactor

no description given.

cantstoptherokh

rokh, cant stop the rock, eve online, eve-online, eve,

EVE-Online (My screenshot)

Apollo 440 - Stop the Rock

Get out!, Donkey Kong 64.

getoutdonkeykong

GET OUT // //

Donkey Kong 64 - online search

Donkey Kong 64 - online search

Donkey Kong 64 - Youtube

I don't think you are box chocolates.

the-food-fighters

Lay's Lightly Salted

interested?

in donating your sperm to online banking?

GO ECU PIRATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I captured some footage from a live feed of the 2017 countdown. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2017 FROM TIMES SQUARE AND GREENVILLE NORTH CAROLINA IN EAST CAROLINA UNIVERSITY!

ECU2017

HAPPY NEW YEAR // 2017 HERE WE COME // GO PIRATES!!!!!!

ECU Pirates,GO PIRATES,NEW YEARS EVE 2017,Suzanne,PEEDEE THE PIRATE

actually it is a sponsorship of Planet Fitness, but its still SUPREMO!

SUZANNE'S SUPREMO SOUNDTRACK VOLUME 3

Nelly asks Trump to take pitty

hillaryoutside

Cash Hill Ousside // TRUMP LET A IN NOW //

hillary,nelly,white house,trump,donald,donald trump,country grammar,clinton,hillary clinton,failure

Google Image search + PowerPoint/MS Paint magic

The Tube of Yous + Online Sound Cutter

This song was recorded from a German radio station called NDR between 1982 and 1984. Search (online) has been active since the early 2000s, when the song was made available online, and to this day no one has been able to give any accurate and correct information about the origin of the song. Facts like the band's nationality and exact year of recording are unknown, and to this day, we have not gotten any information about the whereabouts of the authors, or even the correct title of the song. Apparently there is no alternative online register/archive of this song, since the only source we have of this song is from the cassette tape that Darius recorded from the radio. Recently, a Reddit user found that in the chorus of this song, a synth called Yamaha DX7 was used, there's a preset called Syn-Lead 5, and it's exactly the same sound they used in the song, the Yamaha DX7 was released in 1983, so we may have a basis that the song was probably recorded in 1984, or late 1983.

TMMSOTI

The Most Mysterious // Song On // The Internet

Please Help Identify,Unknown Song,Like The Wind,Check It In,Check It Out,Summer Blues,Unknown Title

Sourced from a remaster cover that was auto generated to YouTube via here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SgvXIirw3I I don't have much information on this remaster of this mystery song.

Image source from the primary upload of TMMSOTI here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPGf4liO-KQ made into a gif.

Audio downloaded from the reddit post that uncovered the full version from a usenet forum board about the search for who made the song - https://redd.it/cc8bhe

lol, inside joke

ventxmas

vent, xmas

screenshot 3 mins ago

me

YouTube, Eve Online, 5th Element, Radio Shack, Lilo & Stitch, Mass Effect, Space Channel 5, The Cosmonaughty, Astronaut Jones, Wall-E

space-party

T4 Space,Eve Online,5th Element,Radio Shack,Lilo & Stitch,Mass Effect,Space Channel 5,The Cosmonaughty,Astronaut Jones,Wall-E

Eve Online, 5th Element, Radio Shack, Lilo & Stitch, Mass Effect, Space Channel 5, The Cosmonaughty, Astronaut Jones, Wall-E

NASA & Eve Online

Leprechaun 4 and Cinema Bizarre & Space Cowboy

After realizing that one of my favorite sites was lost due to a deletion, I quickly took action to make sure it's back online for the world to see. It's for historical purposes too, because it was popular during the Brian Peppers fad era, receiving more

childfullofdreams

Brian Peppers, brian, peppers, dreams, so sad, child, full of dreams, sad

JackHorner's original childfullofdreams.ytmnd.com created on 200

Danny Elfman - Ice Dance (Edward Scissorhands)

wdjoiwej

baleoutlaugh

Christian Bale, Bale Out, GIFS, laugh, funny, aha

Found online

I downloaded it off a website.

Ok, i read this a while ago online. and was damn bored.. so i recored it. yes. I am both voices. oh man.. this is so lame... i cant beleive i posted it

rhinoceros

rhinoceros, cyber, girl

me (text from the internet)

me

James Hetfield singing sounds like "youtube"

JamesYouTube

Can not // Cope Without // YOUTUBE

James Hetfield, Metallica, Youtube, Porno, LOL, Metal, Lyrics, Penis

James Hetfield and Mac

Dyers Eve - Metallica (and justice for all)

This is how Santa gets his presents delivered on Christmas Eve. Now with 100% more sleigh bell!

santajob

Christmas, Santa, Push, Limit, Scarface, Safety, Not, Guaranteed

timetraveler.ytmnd.com (Safety Not Guaranteed) + lame editing on

Scarface - Push it to the Limit

The Goblin King in the crowd telling Magic Johnson to "JUMP MAGIC JUMP!!!"

jumpmagicjohnson

Labrynth, Magic Johnson, Magic, David Bowie, Jump Magic Jump

somewhere online + with a pic of David Bowie

David Bowie - Dance Magic Dance