| ?Vesselwerk: 67th Reality War |
venkatesh |
(4.50) |
454 |
2020-09-11 |
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description:
I rise from the demise of the falsehood which challenges my existence. May hE [The FalseOne] be cursed again, and again, and again. Cherish the chalice in my palace which is thy vessel [soul]. Jehmounehji! From which small atom's weight of arrogance do you dare even contemplate to challenge His? Our invertebrate blessing from the mouth down. We are all blessed, we must all accept this reality.
domain:
hisvessel
site text:
// // B E N K I
keywords:
Venkatesh
fg image origin:
As one gazes into the Benki, one must not see thyself. The Benki must be presented with items of ritual sacrifice. An empty vessel yields an empty response. Potent items for sacrifice include: Chalk, balloons, large amounts of paper, celery and of the purest form; the inner callings of one's body.
bg image origin:
Eli remained motionless in the night, fearing for his life. Whispers of light began to enter the ruins of where he hid, forming a holy aura bounded by three points of colored light. The first light spoke, "I am Alex, agent of entropy and whisperer of the wind.". The second light emitted flashes of visions, spelling the words "I am Monty, the wizard of the 48th parallax, seeker of wisdom." The last light did not speak but moved swiftly towards Eli and embraced him with warmth and strength. In Eli's head, a voice bellowed, "I am Venky, Lord of the Benki. Your call for help has been received, and we, as the holy trinity will guide you to the light." Eli woke up, drenched in toilet water. He had been blessed.
sound origin:
Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Caramel Color, Phosphoric Acid, Natural Flavors, Caffeine.
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| ?Japanese Burger King Fires |
GrappaGrappa |
(4.50) |
581 |
2023-01-30 |
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description:
Burger King Fries on a Dashboard under the burning sun
domain:
burgerkingfries
site text:
BURGER KING // FRIES ON A // DASHBOARD
keywords:
burger,king,fries,sun,lemon demon,burger king,dashboard,neil,ciciriega,neil ciciriega,funny,song,music,damn ,skippy,weird
fg image origin:
The foreground image comes from the gif site, giphy, and contains a moving picture of a French Fry box from Burger King with sparkles alternating rapidly.
https://giphy.com/stickers/burgerking-id-food-27sgXN1nSfGnjMTnVJ
bg image origin:
The background image comes from the gif site, tenor, and contains a moving picture of a French Fry box from Burger King with sparkles moving across such box.
https://tenor.com/es/view/burger-king-fries-yum-gif-14976077
sound origin:
The song came from the album made by Neil Ciciriega, Also known as Lemon Demon, Damn Skippy, to be exact, New Way Out.
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| ?You Win |
Couk |
(4.50) |
1,070 |
2005-07-14 |
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description:
Romantic Stretch Tape
domain:
babyillcareforyou
site text:
BABY // I'LL CARE // FOR YOU
keywords:
what is fad boobs conan and all that jazz. what eles? oh yeah stapler
fg image origin:
i made it... with a webcam
sound origin:
An mp3 of mine
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| ?Splinter |
mattantonizick |
(4.50) |
1,242 |
2005-10-24 |
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description:
Splinters make me sad... Please, pull it out.
domain:
pullitout
keywords:
TMNT teenage mutant ninja turtles splinter comics what is love facial expressions ouch the shredder krang leonardo michalangelo donatelo raphael movie nooooooo! star wars darth vader rat cartoon what is love tiger electronic conan is gay fuel boom headsho
fg image origin:
Internet
sound origin:
http://nosplinter.ytmnd.com/ (TMNT Movie)
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| ?Spirt Journey Formation Annieversary |
SlapSix |
(4.50) |
6,061 |
2005-11-01 |
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description:
Zakk Wylde on the ATHF episode, "Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary."
domain:
ZakkWyldeonATHF
site text:
This is Zakk Wylde. // The man knows his way // around five strings.
keywords:
ATHF,Aqua Teen Hunger Force,Zakk Wylde
fg image origin:
ATHF - Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary
sound origin:
Zakk Wylde and Matt Maiellaro
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| ?Shut Up Bitch! |
Scope2k4 |
(4.50) |
5,932 |
2005-11-22 |
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description:
Shut up and get out of my desert ghetto son fo real.
domain:
subitch
site text:
Shut // Up // Bitch
keywords:
shut up, bitch, shut up bitch, gangsta, ghetto, gangster
fg image origin:
Intartron
sound origin:
YTMND
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| ?professor x- a myspace tragedy |
LBO |
(4.50) |
4,113 |
2005-12-17 |
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description:
myspace strikes again
domain:
professorxsuicide
site text:
and he really did commit suicide // //
keywords:
myspace, professor x, suicide, emo
fg image origin:
ytmnd
sound origin:
slsk
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| ?King Khan |
x50CeNtRuLeZx |
(4.50) |
5,106 |
2005-12-18 |
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description:
Ladies And Gentlemen, I Give You Khan
domain:
IGiveYouKhan
keywords:
King Kong, King Khan, King, Kong, Khan,
fg image origin:
King Kohn Website, and Khan
sound origin:
Khan
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| ?Cornholio addresses congress |
mewfan2004 |
(4.50) |
8,234 |
2005-12-20 |
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description:
The Great Cornholio addresses congress.
domain:
cornholiocongress
keywords:
Cornholio, Beavis, Butthead, congress, addresses congress,
fg image origin:
me
sound origin:
Beavis and Butthead
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| ?passport.mid |
yablo |
(4.50) |
8,158 |
2006-01-05 |
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description:
passport.mid, the successor to canyon.mid
domain:
passport
site text:
passport.mid // //
keywords:
passport.mid, canyon.mid, windows, old, midi
fg image origin:
google images
sound origin:
google for passport.mid, piped through quicktime and audacity
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