| ?See our Dail-Up Services |
Kas2B |
(4.50) |
3,137 |
2007-02-22 |
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description:
My (obviously) former ISP. This typo has been there since late '05 or early '06. The page has been updated numerous times, and this typo has remained. It's also the only page on the site to have this typo, I believe.
domain:
usapathway
site text:
DAIL-UP // //
keywords:
typo, ISP, pathway, usapathway, morons can't type.
fg image origin:
http://www.usapathway.com
sound origin:
The Price is Right
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| ?Gizmo Got Da Flo' |
syncan |
(4.50) |
58,770 |
2007-04-17 |
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description:
Image & Sound Origins: Gremlins, http://www.bubbrubb.com/bubbrubb.wmv, w/ editing
domain:
gizmosflo
keywords:
gremlins, gizmo, 3 rules for dating my teenage mogwai
fg image origin:
see desc
sound origin:
see desc
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| ?(nsfw) jack black applebees soundboard prank call |
thefierecephoenix |
(4.50) |
3,556 |
2008-01-21 |
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description:
Ever want to prank an applebees using a soundboard?!? Well so did me and my buddy, and what we got was priceless!!!
domain:
jackblackapplebees
keywords:
soundboard, jack black, prank, applebees, funny, comedy
fg image origin:
google images
sound origin:
own file
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| ?Jeff Goldblum Laugh In Text |
skynetmachine |
(4.50) |
39,561 |
2008-02-21 |
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description:
AndySavage's http://fastermustgofaster.ytmnd.com/ about Jeff Goldblum asked to see who can make the best translation into text of Jeff Goldblum's laugh and this is what i think it reads like.
domain:
eventhoughitsnotpossible
site text:
hahahuarr // aahrr hahahaa // huhha haharrgh
keywords:
Jeff Goldblum, The Goldblum Laugh, Hard surface, Jurassic Park
fg image origin:
Jurassic Park - Jeffgoldblum.ytmnd.com
sound origin:
Jeffgoldblum - Jurassic Park - Jeffgoldblum.ytmnd.com
|
| ?Crikey! |
citizen-smith |
(4.50) |
3,756 |
2009-06-18 |
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description:
sound: Bach - Brandenburg concerto no.3 &
Avril Lavigne. Additional audio from http://www.freesound.org/
domain:
rockinwiththeroadwarrior
keywords:
The Road Warrior, Mad Max, Mel Gibson, Bach, Avril Lavigne, musicbox
fg image origin:
The Road Warrior
sound origin:
see site description
|
| ?What does Bastian see while riding on Falkor? |
MySpace |
(4.50) |
1,802 |
2011-03-31 |
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description:
LOL
domain:
trollharderfaggot
site text:
UMFULD BEHIND THE CLOUDS // //
keywords:
Rolos
fg image origin:
The Neverending Story
sound origin:
Limahl
|
| ?Regarding Praetor Shinzon |
darkkuja |
(4.50) |
1,871 |
2011-05-02 |
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description:
Explaining galactic history. The romulans are koreans you see. Remans must resistz.
domain:
shinzinhower
site text:
Shinzonhower'd // //
keywords:
shinzon, nemesis, eisenhower, praetor, star trek
fg image origin:
shinzon
sound origin:
shinzon
|
| ?(nsfw) HideYuhKidsHideYuhWife |
animatingBob |
(4.50) |
1,836 |
2015-07-10 |
|
description:
...
domain:
ShameOnYouMrCosby
keywords:
bill,cosby,bill cosby,sleeping beauty,sleeping,beauty,quaaloods
fg image origin:
internet
sound origin:
Marvin Gaye - Let's Get it On
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| ?AAAAUUUGGGG YOU BET |
Krangar18 |
(4.50) |
617 |
2015-11-02 |
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description:
You [i]bet[/i].
domain:
eugh
site text:
hey mr ernst // did you get some nice horses // AAAAUUUGGGG YOU BET
keywords:
See I told you,french-canadian hamsters
fg image origin:
lucille be bringing 'em in
sound origin:
later on thisaf
|
| ?Whoa, slow down Maurice! |
stotnisse |
(4.50) |
3,093 |
2016-07-12 |
|
description:
He was in here tonight, raving!
domain:
hewasinheretonightraving
keywords:
rave,beautyandthebeast,Beauty and the Beast,Gaston,Maurice,raving,disney,slow,down
fg image origin:
YTP - Gaston's Ultimate Mission to obtain Taco Bell
sound origin:
YTP - Gaston's Ultimate Mission to Obtain Taco Bell
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| ?(nsfw) OJ Simpson's 1994 phone call with th... |
PrivateRyan1945 |
(4.50) |
5,781 |
2016-11-08 |
|
description:
Another OJ Simpson site is what some of us need to see. The White Bronco on the Los Angeles freeway is featured in this one.
domain:
oj405
keywords:
OJ Simpson,White Bronco,freeway,405 freeway,Los Angeles
fg image origin:
1994 OJ Simpson freeway chase
sound origin:
OJ Simpson's phone call with police during the chase
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| ?lets play with him the guy u see in the ytmnd and i... |
zomglolwtfzor |
(4.50) |
1,684 |
2017-02-11 |
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description:
it might be fun to have him as my play partner!!
domain:
aaaaaddad
site text:
with the guy in the pic u can t // and he coud even become a playpa // if u try it enough
fg image origin:
EVIL satan
sound origin:
PIANO
|
| ?Hee Ho stride |
ultimo1 |
(4.50) |
1,454 |
2017-04-15 |
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description:
hee ho
domain:
heeho
keywords:
shin megami tensei
fg image origin:
Jack Frost from Shin Megami Tensei
sound origin:
Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride
|
| ?A Natural Beauty |
misterfivestars |
(4.50) |
1,232 |
2017-04-25 |
|
description:
Group X
domain:
anaturalbeauty
keywords:
marolyn,monroe,55,schifty,schive,curb,your,enthusiasm,group,x
fg image origin:
marolyn monroe Group X
sound origin:
curb your enthusiasm
|
|
|
| ?Israel OWNS EUROVISION!!! |
dervatiga |
(4.50) |
1,001 |
2018-05-12 |
|
description:
Israel OWNS EUROVISION!!! ISRAEL WON THIS YEAR with "Toy" by Netta - the next Gangnam style! See you in Tel Aviv or Jerusalem next year!
NOW the official anthem of the #MeToo Movement!
domain:
nettatoy
site text:
WE ARE ON THE MAP! // AM ISRAEL KHAY! //
keywords:
eurovision,toy,netta,owned,winner,Israel,Tel Aviv,Jerusalem
fg image origin:
Netta Toy Cover
sound origin:
Netta - Toy
|
| ?Your Teenage Mutant Ninja Durdles |
cubosh |
(4.50) |
509 |
2020-04-01 |
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description:
every time i see the acronym my mind says this
domain:
Durdles
keywords:
your,teenage,mutant,ninja,durdles
fg image origin:
tmnt logo generator - http://glench.com/tmnt/ --- and photoshop
bg image origin:
tmnt logo generator - http://glench.com/tmnt/ --- and photoshop
sound origin:
tmnt theme found on youtube and edited myself
|
| ?Vesselwerk: 67th Reality War |
venkatesh |
(4.50) |
365 |
2020-09-11 |
|
description:
I rise from the demise of the falsehood which challenges my existence. May hE [The FalseOne] be cursed again, and again, and again. Cherish the chalice in my palace which is thy vessel [soul]. Jehmounehji! From which small atom's weight of arrogance do you dare even contemplate to challenge His? Our invertebrate blessing from the mouth down. We are all blessed, we must all accept this reality.
domain:
hisvessel
site text:
// // B E N K I
keywords:
Venkatesh
fg image origin:
As one gazes into the Benki, one must not see thyself. The Benki must be presented with items of ritual sacrifice. An empty vessel yields an empty response. Potent items for sacrifice include: Chalk, balloons, large amounts of paper, celery and of the purest form; the inner callings of one's body.
bg image origin:
Eli remained motionless in the night, fearing for his life. Whispers of light began to enter the ruins of where he hid, forming a holy aura bounded by three points of colored light. The first light spoke, "I am Alex, agent of entropy and whisperer of the wind.". The second light emitted flashes of visions, spelling the words "I am Monty, the wizard of the 48th parallax, seeker of wisdom." The last light did not speak but moved swiftly towards Eli and embraced him with warmth and strength. In Eli's head, a voice bellowed, "I am Venky, Lord of the Benki. Your call for help has been received, and we, as the holy trinity will guide you to the light." Eli woke up, drenched in toilet water. He had been blessed.
sound origin:
Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Caramel Color, Phosphoric Acid, Natural Flavors, Caffeine.
|
| ?See ya later, Moron |
kaybli |
(4.50) |
1,790 |
2020-11-07 |
|
description:
See ya later, Moron
domain:
seeyalatermoron
fg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
How could this happen to me?
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| ?(nsfw) Jacksfilms watches Ted |
FDST62 |
(4.50) |
1,000 |
2021-06-06 |
|
description:
Don't deny it Jack!
domain:
lookatalkingbear
keywords:
Ted,Jacksfilms,YIAY,YGS,Jackask,Erin,Cocksucker,Shit,Fuck,Asshole,Seth MacFarlane,Mark Wahlberg,Haiku
fg image origin:
Google
sound origin:
MOVIES in HAIKUS (YIAY #193)
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| ?(nsfw) Moon Man drunk calls your sister at 3am |
malcolmtnight |
(4.50) |
1,014 |
2022-02-02 |
|
description:
Moon Man is an evil supervillain. Do I need to put a disclaimer here? Don't make bomb threats, asshole.
BOMBTHREAT
Uhh
Ayo it's just another bombthreat, uh
KKK
Ayo it's just another bombthreat, yeah
It goes a K, K, K
Yeah and it's just another bombthreat
And glowniggers be thinkin' that they can fake this
But I'ma drop it from a higher level
'Cause I'm inclined to stoop down, hand out some beatdowns
Could run a train on punk coons that think they run the game
But I learned to burn black bitches and delete
Those who compete at a level that's obsolete
Instead, I warm my hands upon the flames of the flag
To recall the downfall and the jewish businesses that burnt us all
See through the news and the views that twist reality
Enough, I call the bluff, fuck your diversity
Landlords and power whores, on my people they took turns
Never choose to lose, I ignite and then watch 'em burn
With the thoughts from a militant mind
Hardline, hardline after hardline
Landlords and power whores, on my people they took turns
Never choose to lose, I ignite and then watch 'em burn
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn
It goes a K, K, K
Another funky, radical bombthreat
Started as a sketch in my notebook
And now phone booths make kikes take another look
My thoughts you hear and you begin to fear (fear)
That you're gettin' a shower if you interfere (interfere)
With the thoughts from a militant, militant mind
Hardline, hardline after hardline
Jewish landlords and power whores, on my people they took turns
Never choose to lose, I ignite and then watch 'em burn
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
KKKK
Ah ah
KKKK
Ayo it's just another bombthreat, yeah
Uh uh
Check it out
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn, jews are gonna
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn
Burn, burn, jews are gonna burn
Burn
domain:
bombthreat
keywords:
moon man,rage against the machine,bombtrack,bomb threat,kkk,triple k mafia,ratm,moonman,antisemitism,racism
fg image origin:
hand drawn by house elfs
sound origin:
"Bombthreat" by Moon Man (parody of "Bombtrack" by Rage Against The Machine)
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| ?jack ralphers house |
zomglolwtfzor |
(4.50) |
423 |
2022-03-09 |
|
description:
this is every day in jack ralphers house cause he wants a really fun house so crazy events like this happens every day in his house and NOW with the INTERNET you can sign up to look at videos of jack ralphers house to imagine if your house was also as much fun (this whole video happened inside his house) (you can sign up to watch him)
domain:
jackralphershouse
site text:
this happens // all the time // in his house
fg image origin:
EVIL satan
sound origin:
PIANO
|
| ?Justice for Jack |
GaryGnu |
(4.50) |
458 |
2023-06-22 |
|
description:
Really?
domain:
Submarinesafety
keywords:
Safety not guaranteed ,submarine,Titanic
fg image origin:
Me
sound origin:
Scarface
|
| ?RoboElvis |
Space-G |
(4.50) |
334 |
2024-01-22 |
|
description:
Instead of Dick Jones setting up Bob Morton's death, it was Elvis!
domain:
Roboelvis
site text:
I had to dance for Bob Morton // // Because he made a mistake.
keywords:
Elvis,Robocop,Dick Jones,Clarence Boddicker,dancing
fg image origin:
Robocop and musicless Elvis dancing -- both from YouTube
sound origin:
See "Foreground Origin"
|
| ?CETIALPHA5TMND: Ceti Alpha 5 sighting on Futu... |
DarthWang |
(4.50) |
164 |
2024-12-01 |
|
description:
LOL KHAN IS WATCHING FUTURAMA AND GETS EXCITED BECAUSE HE SEES A SHOW ABOUT HIS PLANET BUT THEN HE REALIZES THAT SINCE IT'S CSI THEY'RE PROBABLY INVESTIGATING HOW HE MURDERED PEOPLE WITH CETI EELS
domain:
csiceti
site text:
Khan's favorite TV show // //
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Futurama S8E1 "The Impossible Stream" + edits
sound origin:
Fake citation since I cited the image correctly and I don't want to get in the habit of doing that
|
| ?Little slut gets put in a cage and berated |
SonOfGod |
(4.50) |
405 |
2025-01-06 |
|
description:
It's really jack black in Night Inside a Exibition
domain:
NightAtTHEMUSEUM
keywords:
baby monkey,night at the museum
fg image origin:
NATM
sound origin:
NuShooz-I can't wait
|
| ?a magical mindframe |
BerryCarlenstein |
(4.50) |
268 |
2023-05-07 |
|
description:
It's a horror story about the control of information. It kicks off in a casino with rumors of a parasite invasion.
domain:
magicalmindframe
fg image origin:
A professor, who is an anarchist.
bg image origin:
A young boy, who can see right through people.
sound origin:
Midway through the plot, all other problems will be foregone in the face of a zombie apocalypse.
|
| ?Silver Ball in the Air |
Saturatedfats |
(4.50) |
922 |
2023-08-26 |
|
description:
Another 2004YTMND.
domain:
nickelodeonball
site text:
Silver baaaall in the air, // see it gloooow, everywhere! //
keywords:
nickelodeon,silver,ball,1981
fg image origin:
Nickelodeon 1981
sound origin:
Nickelodeon 1981
|
| ?One Side, One Edge (See desc.) |
abroerman |
(4.50) |
21,250 |
2006-08-06 |
|
description:
This object (an umbilic torus) only has one side and one edge - all the spheres are located on the same surface. Pick one and follow it; they all follow the same path.
domain:
umbilic
keywords:
moebius strip umbilic torus mystery paradox
fg image origin:
Created from scratch by me in 3ds max
sound origin:
Unsolved Mysteries
|
| ?Summer Fun with Nicholson |
fearcondom |
(4.50) |
54,215 |
2007-07-11 |
|
description:
Jack always wears his favorite swim suit when he goes to the water park
domain:
jacksplash
keywords:
jack, nicholson, summer, water, splash, fun
fg image origin:
mars attacks
sound origin:
Hans Zimmer - Beach Song - True Romance Soundtrack
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| ?jack nicholson toaster strudel |
HarveyMilk |
(4.50) |
21,243 |
2010-09-30 |
|
description:
of the u.s.s pet supplies
domain:
paulsorvino
keywords:
the goddamn deutschmarks john
fg image origin:
i once took a shit so big that it curved upward out of the toilet bowl and started to snake up my back and over my shoulder.
sound origin:
elizabeth taylor is a bitch
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