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TWO, 3, KICK, TURN/ TURN, TURN, KICK, TURN! IT WILL WORK!

depressed-for-now

MAGGOT, F*GGOT, BAGGOT, WAGGOT, JAGGOT, LAGGOT, RAGGOT, NAGGOT, YAGGOT, KAGGOT, ZAGGOT, VAGGOT, CAGGOT, XAGGOT, SynaMax

FUNKY BUTT LOVIN' 2: ROSENGARNER STRIKES

Too mad to finish the remix

A bit rushed, and a little too cliched along with the other Temple YTMNDs, but I guess the two had something in common with each other... Made in response to mareeezie's Lil' Wayne YTMND.

waynetemple

lil wayne, shirley temple, on the good ship lollipop, lollipop, remix, shirley, temple

Lil' Wayne + Shirley Temple + edits

On The Good Ship Lollipop + Lollipop + edits

STOLEN

elec-man

WHERE'S MY PEANUT // BUTTER SANDWICH? //

LOL

Umfuld stole it from 6chan

lacrossestar83 made it in AdGif

Something I cooked up.

AssDirCon

Kanye, West, Assuming, Direct, Control

Mass Effect 2

I made it

sleek-smart-sassy-and-classy

justkiddingofcourse

everybody to the limit

Personal photo.

A waaay too compressed clip of that crazy, rippin' guitar solo from Dinosaur Jr's "We're not alone". You should buy their albums.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

transvestitemelodrama

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

too wong fu, mrs doubtfire, mrs. featherbottom, bowie, elton, reed, bosom buddies

rocky horror, ed wood, birdcage, tootsie

tobacco + edit

Sometimes life is too hard to handle

nowheretoturn

my brother

online

Steve Irwin, nearly 10 years after he died, has gone viral on social media.

saluteirwin

RIP // STEVE IRWIN // 1962-2006

Steve Irwin

too bad Steve Irwin died

can't stop the rock while saluting the crocodile hunter

RIP Adam West 1928-2017, Principal Ken Schwinger was something in Pete and Pete, too bad Adam West, the actor who played him died.

Schwinger

RIP // ADAM WEST // 1928-2017

RIP,Adam,West,Pete And Pete

Principal Schwinger, RIP Adam West 1928-2017

Pete And Pete Theme Song

These images were just too goofy for Terminator. This HAD to be done.

terminatorfacemelter

terminator,terminator genisys,highlander,lost horizon,facemelter

Terminator Genisys pre-release images

YTMND

Hulk Steamer's® Hot New Single™ is the hottest single for the talent of many genres Hulk Steamer.

HulkSteamersHotNewSingle

Hulk Steamer's® Hot New Single™

Hulk Steamer's® Hot New Single™

Ernest Groundhumperz™

Hulk Steamer's® Hot New Single™

muffy crosswire from arthur gets fat and bloated from eating too much.

muffyy

arthur muffy fat bloated stuffed crosswire

Muffy from arthur

artist-lonette mckee

“The mystery of life isn't a problem to solve, but a reality to experience.” ~ Frank Herbert

oneoflifesmanymysteries

mystery

Poynter Products

Sunsoft

LOL I'M TOO LAZY TO ACTUALLY PUT WORK INTO A SITE ON CHRISTMAS

saintnicholas

LOL!,VOTE 5

Something that has nothing to do with Christmas

It's funny because Beetlejuice is a Halloween movie and not a Christmas movie

Not a Christmas song

At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!

I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too

I like his suitcase too. This is a complete shitpost. Everything is stolen. I did none of the work. I just really like it.

Ilikemysuitcase

I like my suitcase,,barron trump

I like my suitcase

There I Ruined It

myjobissodumb.blogspot.com

crazycolonelz

PAULEIDING DOESN'T CHANGE VOICE ACTING EXPRESSIONS,metal gear solid,mgs,snake,colonel,campbell,ben ten,diablo 2,sons of liberty

Metal Gear Solid + Edits

Many Edits From crapz

If this doesn't sync right, go back and reload the page.

neoandcomputer

The Matrix, FenslerFilm, hey kid! i'm a computer!, stop all the downloading!, help computer

The Matrix / FenslerFilm_PSA1

The Matrix / FenslerFilm_PSA1

Reaching the Nepenthes Canal near Syrtis Major, Cosmonauts 1 and 2 happen upon Gary Busey. His adaptation to the surrounding atmosphere is common for genus gbusey, that he had 3 burger paddies already cooking raised concern among the Cosmonauts.

lifeonmarspt4

Life on Mars, Gary Busey,

Mars

More Mars!

edit: Apr. 26th, 2012 - hey guys. lately i've noticed that this site has become unsynced for some reason, and i'm not sure why. if it's fucked up on your end too, i'll see what i can do to fix it. thanks.

habababaaababa

Star Wars

Star Trek Insurrection

Saw this story on CNN and it was just too perfect for this

nazipool

omg,secret,nazi,pool

CNN

Huet Ist Mein Tag

SG-1 learns that many of the nuances of the Jaffa language do not translate into English. Starring Richard Dean Anderson and some other guys. Also, sndclip credit for Trouble Man (1972)

tealcgetsraw

Stargate, Richard Dean Anderson, MacGyver, Teal'c, Stargate SG-1, Jaffa Jokes, Worf, Kimpossible, Sci-fi, Star Trek, Blaxploitation, Honky is an American racial slur for a white person, Honky is a Jaffa

Stargate: SG-1 and special guest

Stargate: SG-1 and special guest

There are many false rumors about the origin of the spork and the word spork.

spork

spork, Click, NEVER BEFORE SEEN,

lunch

love

Just for the record, there was never any intention of a hidden/subtle "Oh no a Jew" joke. I just watched this bit on Youtube and laughed at Grover getting crushed by a door. If the Jew angle makes it funnier, that's fine too.

hellodere

sesame,street,grover,hello,dere,blue,guy

Sesame Street

Sesame Street

to answer some of the comments: i usually ride at 530 in the morning but its too dark to get good pics then so i chose to do this on a day where i had a shift starting at noon, yes its Calgary, the ride takes 45 min to work and 1 hour to get back

aprankster507morning

bike ride, work, morning, morning wood

my ride to work - see desc for details

the plug (quantic mix) - bonobo

He was super cool, and he had all the best games, he got laid before me, got drunk before me, smoked pot before me, and got a girl pregnant before me...but...he was just a copycat. Before the Coolest Kid in 1991 was the coolest kid in 1991, our friend Christian Bale has already done all of that...and more, in 1987....the other dude couldn't even find a different pair of jeans, man! -- Shout out to the OP swamphox. I used the same artist for the music, and thought the song title was fitting.

actualcoolestkidin1991

cool kid,klf,atari,too BA for mullet,christian bale

Warner Bros. Studios

KLF - Justified and Ancient

Before you say, "hey I live in Cleveland and it does NOT suck!", calm down. Just a cheap joke is all. I'm from Dayton so I'm a Ohioan too.

cleveland-sucks

CARE // FOR WINE, // DREW CAREY?

Drew Carey, Steely Dan, Wine, Kid Charlemagne, Dew Army

Google + edits

Steely Dan - Kid Charlemagne

I call this adventure, The Hunt for the YTMND of the Asian Woman Yelling Jim Belushi. They deleted you, I will find you.

too-many-LSD-laced-wheat-thins

max is uncanny,like the x-men,except even more cult like,and a little gayer

at least preserve the asset library, if nothing else.

family fare

My contribution to the recent string of excellent Mitch Hedberg YTMNDs. Please check out Warlain58 & LinkSkywalkers too!

ifyoureflammableandhavelegs

Mitch Hedberg, Strategic Grill Locations, Track 20, Casino, Fire, Flammable, Legs, Hedburg, Mitch

Google Images w/edits by me

Mitch Hedberg - Strategic Grill Locations - Track 20

Medieval version of the "Fist of the North Star" arcade game, with medieval style "Fatal KO" music. Note: The Historic Tale kit got too glitchy, so I used Flash to animate it.

medievalhokuto

Medieval, Fist of the North Star, Hokuto No Ken

Historic Tale Construction Kit.

modified "Fist of the North Star" theme midi