?(nsfw) Sequence 01.mp4 |
CherryMash |
(1.67) |
426 |
2020-07-16 |
description:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
domain:
seq01mp4
site text:
Text // Text // Text
keywords:
why did I make this,this took too long,wtf,weird
fg image origin:
my old youtube video from a now deleted
bg image origin:
same as foreground
sound origin:
also from the old video, but the audio is a distorted version of Moso by Hubba and Amanu
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?The ABAPtrix |
DarthWang |
(4.33) |
427 |
2023-09-23 |
description:
At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes.
HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad.
Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town.
Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life.
To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.
domain:
thexbox
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
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After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!
sound origin:
I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too
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?Ruthless Mobilizes! |
nikolasdiego |
(1.88) |
426 |
2006-08-04 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
Ruthlessarmy
site text:
These Guys // Eat Too Much // Red Meat!!!
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?Emokid |
ebweh |
(2.33) |
428 |
2006-04-04 |
description:
Lol you won't believe how many emokids you can find on deviantart it's amazing XD
domain:
Crystalizedcharchoal
site text:
Emokid // //
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?WE'RE NOT SCARE MONGERING |
momthinksimcool |
(2.00) |
429 |
2008-07-26 |
description:
no description given.
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THISISREALLYHAPPENING
site text:
// THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING // HAPPENING
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Women and children first
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I've seen too much
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I haven't seen enough
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?WUN TOO TREE FOAR |
ForcedMeme |
(3.11) |
430 |
2009-03-22 |
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WON TOO TREE FOAR
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BOOM234
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BOOM // 23 // FOAR!
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Naruto L. Jackson
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Chip Da Ripper
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?e-drama |
The-Flying-Fish |
(2.50) |
432 |
2006-04-19 |
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no description given.
domain:
e-drama
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NS IS // TOO // SERIOUS
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www.ausns.com/forums
sound origin:
requiem for a dream
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?I don't have a Clever name right now |
IAMNEDM |
(2.33) |
434 |
2015-04-26 |
description:
Lol
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ronaldguitar
site text:
TOO COOL FOR YOU // TOO COOL FOR YOU // TOO COOL FOR YOU
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Ronald McDonald,Dragonforce,Through the Fire and Flames
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McDonald's
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Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames
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?pussy_slay3r.wmv |
Qwak |
(1.00) |
433 |
2014-11-20 |
description:
He is the real Pussy Slayer.
domain:
thepssyslay3r
site text:
I AM THE REAL // // puSSy_slay3r
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I met this man. His name was Nick. He thought he was an fajet, but after many years of swag training I taught him the ways.
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He then became a pussy slayer and there was so many wet vaginas that we had to buy him a mop. We all got jealous, and then we took his dick away and sold it for 10 cents.
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The pussy slayers origins
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hairyassmoobs |
(1.00) |
433 |
2006-01-15 |
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domain:
sexyassbitch
site text:
FAT PEOPLE // JUST WANT TO // HAVE FUN
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google image search
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wierd al-too sexy
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TXakaVtek |
(1.00) |
433 |
2006-10-09 |
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toos
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fun // fuggin // tastic
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A good pal of mine
sound origin:
by Right Said Fred
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?Kaede loves cooking |
MrBanzaiman |
(2.75) |
433 |
2007-04-30 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
kaedecooking
site text:
Cooking is so fun, cooking i // now it's time to take a bra // Yay! It's ready!
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From Shuffle! anime, episode 19
sound origin:
Azumanga Daioh crappy voice acting
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?JR & Mandy ROCK! |
GayR-and-Fatty |
(3.00) |
433 |
2009-06-13 |
description:
This chick is huge!
domain:
jr-and-mandy
keywords:
JR Mandy Cook Eats Fatty McFat Fat whale
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Mandy Cook
sound origin:
Public Enemy
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?Ninja Chipmunk |
krbrevard |
(3.00) |
434 |
2007-06-27 |
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no description given.
domain:
ninjachipmunk
site text:
Ninja // Please //
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i made it
sound origin:
I made it too
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?chriskehler |
proverbal |
(3.00) |
435 |
2016-03-12 |
description:
The man himself
domain:
chriskehler
site text:
CHRISKEHLER.COM // //
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too much
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too much
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too much
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?Lame. Gunsmoke Yourself. |
DarthWang |
(3.67) |
435 |
2022-08-26 |
description:
I've never seen this show LMAO
domain:
westerns
site text:
Lame. // Gunsmoke Yourself. //
keywords:
LOL!,VOTE 5
fg image origin:
Image is way too big and I didn't bother to resize it LOL
sound origin:
Adverb
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?lolasaurus |
westcoastwesty |
(1.00) |
436 |
2011-02-10 |
description:
so many lols the dinos went extinct
domain:
lolasaurus
site text:
i haz sex with // dinosaur // and goz extintz
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google imagies
sound origin:
corpse cannibal
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?Terry's Worst Nightmare |
moonbird |
(1.00) |
436 |
2014-07-12 |
description:
In joke taken too far
domain:
terryfrog
keywords:
frogs,phobia
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Original image (c) Streeter
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Original image (c) Joslin
sound origin:
Classic House Music 90s - Hope - The Frog (Trance mix) By Reybanana - from YouTube
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?good truthful honest man |
bigshit |
(3.00) |
438 |
2022-06-07 |
description:
i say what i mean, and i mean what i say.
According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground
The bee of course flies anyway.
domain:
BeliveIt
site text:
i believe // THATS NOT SUPOSED TO HAPPEN- // aaAUURrgg brrg
keywords:
honest,I believe,[BIG SHOT]
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RE2 Remake Chief Irons
bg image origin:
from a spamton animation
sound origin:
made by me
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?RIP Eddie |
Griffin117 |
(2.00) |
439 |
2005-11-13 |
description:
RIP eddie. You died too soon man.
domain:
RIPeddieg
site text:
You will be missed // //
fg image origin:
WWE
sound origin:
WWE
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?You talk too much bullshit |
Fadediesel |
(2.60) |
438 |
2009-08-09 |
description:
Who voted him in?
domain:
stfuyoublow
site text:
Just be quiet // //
keywords:
obama sux fail bad
fg image origin:
Blogger site
sound origin:
Penn and Teller
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?TACO TACO (now with sound) |
perry0912 |
(2.33) |
440 |
2006-09-20 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
lestacotaco
site text:
TACO // TACO //
keywords:
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sound origin:
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?It's not too late..to clip it.. |
Ribbitz |
(2.00) |
440 |
2006-10-06 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
clipitgood
site text:
Clip it good! // //
fg image origin:
google
sound origin:
devo - whip it
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?How many should you catch |
Puss |
(3.33) |
441 |
2013-01-12 |
description:
gay spam
domain:
pokymon
fg image origin:
[b][/b]
bg image origin:
[b][/b]
sound origin:
[b][/b]
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?iamninja |
Mishak |
(3.67) |
441 |
2006-03-21 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
iamninja
site text:
I am ninja // He is ninja // She is ninja too
sound origin:
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?Generic Viagra, Online solution for sensuality |
RobertWalker |
(1.00) |
442 |
2016-04-23 |
description:
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genericapharmacy
keywords:
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Buy Generic Viagra Online for ultimate health solutions
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Generic Viagra Online is better assets for health
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Health
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?CHICAGOTPND: Angel finds Chicago |
Juvi |
(3.00) |
443 |
2008-06-23 |
description:
(O)v(O) = Binoculars
domain:
afcc
keywords:
Laura Angel,Chicago
fg image origin:
http://www.thechicagospire.com/building/imagegallery/
sound origin:
Too Cool - Turn It Up
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?Jon and his new "friend" |
potmos |
(1.57) |
444 |
2009-02-03 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
jonthefurrie
site text:
Celebrating too much // leads to pictures ending up // on the internet
fg image origin:
facebook
sound origin:
google
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?DESTROY How many megs of funyjokeconan999... |
bigmac2112 |
(4.00) |
443 |
2009-06-05 |
description:
STOLEN
domain:
shellder
keywords:
LOL
fg image origin:
BTape stole it from 3chan
sound origin:
Captain-L337 made it in Gimp 2
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?Guy wants a threesome!!! |
mathewco |
(1.00) |
443 |
2006-01-10 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
threesomemat
site text:
Come on Baby // Youd like it too // just done like it too much
sound origin:
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